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Random Firings for the week of 2009-06-28

Published by oreth [Synapse] on June 28, 2009 under Uncategorized

Any of my Dallas area tweeps wanna do lunch? If I don’t get a yes, I will just have a can of Spaghetti-O’s. #depressingLunch #
@bearfish HTC Touch Pro from Sprint in reply to bearfish #
@ericaustinlee You had planned to watch the first movie of each series and determine who would kick who’s ass? #FreddyJasonAsh_BattleRoyale in reply to ericaustinlee #
@ratliner Spaghetti-o’s is prolly what i’ll do, but pho calls me with her siren song of flavor. in reply to ratliner #
Spaghetti-o’s it is. Om nom nom. #
it appears that Time Warner Cable throttled me. That’s what I get for seeding linux distros, i guess. #
@HarperMD I have heard nothing but horrible reviews #Moon in reply to HarperMD #
@blurrymystr We will know as soon as @HarperMD reports back in reply to blurrymystr #
OH SHI—– @johncmayer has put me into an infinite loop. #
@HarperMD Did you see Choke? #samrockwell in reply to HarperMD #
@HarperMD I recommend it highly #choke in reply to HarperMD #
RT @johncaston: To my many unknown children out there: I accept ur happy fathers day, and I can’t wait to meet u and borrow money #
@tangokjewelry ugh. monday. in reply to tangokjewelry #
best part of monday is catching up on the weekend webcomics i missed. #
I have pre-ordered @Aeire ’s Punch an’ Pie Volume one. You should too: http://bit.ly/GZNmF #
Ugh I hate noticing a typo or grammatical error after hitting “enter” #
@tangokjewelry I played Call of Duty 4 about half the weekend; slept the other half in reply to tangokjewelry #
Today, I will file my Original Petition of Divorce. FML #
I feel very destructive today. And I don’t mean physically. But futuristically. #
@Nosty It sucks not being able to touch yourself because you have poison ivy on your hand in reply to Nosty #
@Ashweaver318 You guys are gonna be there? Awesome. in reply to Ashweaver318 #
@ericaustinlee oooh.. how do you play? in reply to ericaustinlee #
off to file original petition for divorce #
Original Petition for Divorce: FILED #
I apologize to all those who were a fan of robot potato. He had become sentient, so I had to take him out; and I did so in the tastiest way. #
Starting a new trend with the following hash tag: #ibasicallyhateeverything If you don’t basically hate everything then don’ tuse it. #
@TheWhaler same thing everyone else does on the internet: Seeding Linux Distros in reply to TheWhaler #
RT @jessicarbrown: Oh god, I hope they put up a camera today. I still haven’t picked one up yet. #
@rogerogeroger like replacing vaginal for anal :smug: in reply to rogerogeroger #
unimpressed with the wootoff #
@fauxhammer how come i never get a red dragons image macro? :(((((((((((((((((((((((((( #
@wooper @FearTheKirby I have it on good sources that the next woot-off will be on July 23rd. #
@TheWhaler Your own personal Marilyn Monroe moment? in reply to TheWhaler #
@fauxhammer “Jaysisphone” is my new favorite phrase #
Michael Bay once blew up a car with his mind… accidentally. #michaelbayfact #
Anyone else unable to un-follow someone? #failwhale #
@morriquende CAFFIENE-O-TRON 6000: RETURN OF THE DARK BLEND in reply to morriquende #
@ericaustinlee i remember you used to lay down some phat beats. You’ve -got- to do this. in reply to ericaustinlee #
You have been banned for the following reason: Listening to the Cranberries #Forumopolis #
I wonder how much trouble I could gwt in for tweeting from an airplane #
http://pic.gd/898505 ahhhh ghost dog ffffffffff #
dallas love field parking garage B… Level 3 Row B #
http://pic.gd/bdcc9d fuck yeah movinh side walk… i feel like the bionc man… NAnananana #
http://pic.gd/0303d This guy does not like Obama and wants everyone to know. just tryin’ to help him out #
http://pic.gd/2cafe4 took this at cruising altitude #
Michael Jackson’s dead? Tonight I’ll be rockin’
Thriller on vinyl #
http://pic.gd/dbe798 Texas Coastline during decent #
http://pic.gd/14a9a Lazer Mission starring Brendon Lee and Ernest BorgnineL awesome #
http://pic.gd/0df67e aircraft carrier pewpewpew http://is.gd/1eS3c (my location) #

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Random Firings for the week of 2009-06-21

Published by oreth [Synapse] on June 21, 2009 under Uncategorized

Team A is playing against Team B. Fuck Team B. Team A rules. GO GO #TeamA ! #
I made an amaretto shake #
Addendum: It is fantastic #
Finally: except for the small pieces of plastic spoon that got too close to the spinning blades during blending #
ALCOHOL IS AWESOME FFFFFFFFFFFFF #
2 SHOTS OF AMARETTO I’M SO FUCKED UP #
ugh… woke up late, feelin’ shitty, couldn’t figure out why. Realization: Today is the 15th. It’s been 2 months since she left. #
@DreamOfTheRood I’m not already? in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
Panera for lunch: Mediteranean Veggie sammich with Forest Mushroom soup #
@DreamOfTheRood @tehran_bureau is not a valid tweeter in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
@tangokjewelry is that some new slang for “420 SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY!” ? in reply to tangokjewelry #
@HarperMD dig the new twitter icon. in reply to HarperMD #
Looking to buy new shoes. I have narrowed it down to either Heelys (the shoes with rollers in them), or Converse-esque canvas shoes. #
I’ve never owned a pair of canvas sneakers #
@tangokjewelry currently i own a pair of $5 velcro tennis shoes from wal-mart. I haven’t tied a shoe in nearly a decade. in reply to tangokjewelry #
Heelys are so expensive: $50 for a canvas pair, and zappos doesn’t even have my size in stock #
bah, converse are just as expensive as heelys #
today marks 30 days without my real cellphone. As such, best buy will be supplying me with a replacement. I have an opportunity to upgrade. #
Addendum: Blackberry Curve for free + $100 return or Palm Pre for $20. #
<Mr_Nobu> So what if Jesus turned water into wine…I turned a whole student loan into Vodka once. Your move Jesus… #QDB #
failwhale tonight. I’ll have a new phone, maybe some new shoes.. and I won’t be able to tweet about it. Oh also that thing going on in iran. #
Christ. #IranElectionFail #
just read this book I dunno if anyone else has read it called twilight about some vampires and a girl or something idk but it spoke to me #
@jessicarbrown *~MY EDWARD~* in reply to jessicarbrown #
@exit_strategy uncalled for in reply to exit_strategy #
RT @HarperMD: Dear @Twitter, please postpone your maintenance. We need you to spread news on #IranElection. #NoMaintenance (via @iran09) #
@OldSchoolGamer Either Big Lebowski or Fifth Element in reply to OldSchoolGamer #
reading @persiankiwi ’s tweets is very surreal #
About to lose my shit at walmart. Nobody can tell me where a fucking scale would be. #
Power just died at walmart supercenter in Richardson. Riot in Richardson. Riot in 3… 2… #
So, I’ve worn “tighty-whities” my entire life… UNTIL TODAY. Boxer Briefs are gooooooo! #
Chewing mango flavored orbit gum. My mouth is very happy about this. #
@mindofchester what does green have to do with #iranelection ? in reply to mindofchester #
Any dallas tweeps wanna go to twi-con with me ironically? #
i know it’s not much, but changed avatar in support for #iranelection #
@cubalibre06 I used photoshop to edit my avatar. in reply to cubalibre06 #
Also wearing my only green t-shirt today. #
If you thought twitter was a stupid service, I think it has proved it’s medle. #iranelection #
@HarperMD My favorite thing is coconut curry chicken in reply to HarperMD #
ugh. Trying to get a new phone. @BestBuy currently has no phones in stock that meet my requirements. Will be another week until they deliver #
The blackout is coming in 8 minutes with est. 1hr of Twitter downtime. Godspeed to all the Iranian Twitterers. #iranelection #failwhale #
Addendum: the previous was a retweet from @Morriquende #
@Ashweaver318 Look, you don’t have to be like that. Just say “Jeremy, you’re boring me with stories about penises. I’m hanging up.” in reply to Ashweaver318 #
Registered at the SA forums… #
@jessicarbrown -=exactly=- in reply to jessicarbrown #
@jessicarbrown i don’t even know what that means in reply to jessicarbrown #
@jessicarbrown gotta find a borders in reply to jessicarbrown #
RT @DreamOfTheRood: New computer came in today. Doesn’t work. Finally coming to understand Voltaire. - #
@grantimahara Grant, what shirt was Tory wearing that they had to block out? in reply to grantimahara #
downloading ipod touch 3.0 update :3 #
@tangokjewelry ? in reply to tangokjewelry #
iPhone tweetdeck owns my face #
@hawque no ads. better that tweetie. better than twitterfon. And free. in reply to hawque #
sportin’ new kicks today. converse++ #
@hamburgers I must know more about this. #chrome3 in reply to hamburgers #
RT @persiankiwi: MOUSAVI asks GOOGLE to change logo to GREEN for 1 day - #Iranelection - to give hope to all Iran — And you lost me. #
#GreenAvatars @tangokjewelry It’s the cool thing to do. It’s like celebrating a late St. Patrick’s but instead of beer, there is revolution. #
@goatgreg “Can’t stop here…” etc… #
The revolution will be twitterized #IranElection #
@morriquende You guys looking for a UI Dev? in reply to morriquende #
@wooper soon you will realize that a shiny piece of shit is still just a piece of shit. Chrome is the only way to surf the binary seas. #
@wooper @Fauxhammer Safari is basically apple going “OH SHIT GUGLE WE GOTSTA KEEP UP WIT DEEZ GUIZ!” (although, Safari is 100% ACID 3) in reply to wooper #
@Fauxhammer @wooper Chrome has the fastest startup and snappiest page rendering out of all the available browsers. Also made for google apps in reply to Fauxhammer #
Bubble Tea is -weird- #
@Ashweaver318 I didn’t say gross. I said weird. I highly enjoyed it. But it was an bizarre sensation. Kinda like having a finger jammed up in reply to Ashweaver318 #
My new kicks: http://bit.ly/4toYp #
@b_glad Video Games Live is coming in July. in reply to b_glad #
@b_glad is it a money thing or a scheduling thing? in reply to b_glad #
@goatgreg is that in reference to my totally bonin’ new tracks? in reply to goatgreg #
pie bunny has returned. #
@b_glad VG Live Tickets: http://bit.ly/PrR33 | Bass Hall Venue Map: http://bit.ly/122p7N in reply to b_glad #
@aerynea How do I wes tweet? “hay i’m gay!” ? #wesisallalliswes #
@aerynea I heard he once wrastled himself a crocodile, then made a suit out of its skin. He then ate 4 gazelles dumb enough to come near him in reply to aerynea #
Youtube of me singing and playing guitar: http://bit.ly/1am76X #
@ krisstraub RT @TheBuzzard: Ecks vs sever is still the worst movie #
man, recording Whole Wide World was fun but I just can’t listen to myself sing, i don’t blame you guys if you can’t either. #
goddammit best buy better have my phone today that’s all i’m sayin. #
http://pic.gd/316aa6 testing photo and location from new phone http://is.gd/17Wpq #
@jaycubed i cried too in reply to jaycubed #
incredibly happy with the new phone espescially after flashing the rom and installing winmo 6.5 #

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Random Firings for the week of 2009-06-14

Published by oreth [Synapse] on June 14, 2009 under Uncategorized

Learned Fire Water Burn on the guitar yesterday. @wooper should lay down some keyboard tracks for it too. #
Watching Space Jame for the first time since I was like… 14. lolwut -> http://bit.ly/IOTON #
Monday mornings, how I loathe thee… Let me count the ways. #
1 #ihatemondaymornings #
@Tina_Fey You should meet @johncaston for coffee. in reply to Tina_Fey #
2 #ihatemondaymornings #
@cwgabriel plays some pretty crappy music while drawing. But I mean it’s cool if that inspires you or whatever but damn son. #
shhh sshhhhhh… It’s starting…. #
“HEY FUCKER GIMME MY PHONE BACK I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG GUY!” #findmyphone #
@rainnwilson I can’t tell if you’re being serious or showing us your pa pa pa pokerface pa pa pokerface. in reply to rainnwilson #
I just wrote an iphone app called “House M.D.” It’s not very impressive. I just displays a picture of Hugh Laurie and says “It’s not lupus” #
OH@Work: Female Coworker: “Hey $maleCoworker, wanna look at my box?” #
@tangokjewelry I snorted to myself and tweeted about it. in reply to tangokjewelry #
@DownWithPants Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong. Ms. Sweeney, Angel & The One, Pig, King, Greatest Man That Ever Lived #Weezer in reply to DownWithPants #
This is my tweet #
today, i canceled my ex-wife’s sprint line and was charged $200 for the privelege. fml #
Back the hell up off my ass or I’ll fuck you with a rake #bumperstickerideas #
I tweet while I drive #bumperstickerideas #
RT @rogerogeroger: so , i have come to the conclusion that i would like to find someone to adopt my cats. I’ll be asking around #
Had meetings all day. Missed out on my daily tweeting… #
@goatgreg SO YOU FORGOT TO READ YOUR OWN TWEETS THEN? HAHAHAHAHHAAHA #sickburn in reply to goatgreg #
ugh… even ironically, that last statement makes me cringe. #
so… Stiff Little Fingers is a pretty rad band. Who says otherwise? #
@BJackCity I’ve recently been tryin’ to expand my musical horizons while sticking with genres I know I like. Stiff Little Fingers was there. in reply to BJackCity #
@Twitch_ “Believe” in abortion? I’m afraid I don’t understand the question. in reply to Twitch_ #
New Max Payne character design is badass. I never played MP2, but i’m still using the MP mouse pad that came with pre-order of the first one #
@BJackCity @b_glad @marcipan @thewhaler *picks up his guitar and plays some wreckless eric* #punkmusic in reply to BJackCity #
@Hardman did you tell him the difference was that AMERICA RULES and that ITALY DROOLS ? in reply to Hardman #
I have a coconut popscicle… it is even better than you think it is. #
is.. uhh.. is wreckless eric even punk music? #punkmusicfail #
The “twitition” to lowers the 3GS upgrade prices is most likely started by people who have never owned an apple product; is also really dumb #
Counter point to twitition concerning 3GS upgrade: Stop Whining http://bit.ly/kys51 (via gizmodo) #
Look, for those of you who are thinking i’m too harsh about this whole 3GS upgrade price, it’s gonna cost me $900 to get one. #
@jessicarbrown what was the “gimme” in reference to? in reply to jessicarbrown #
What the fuck is the big deal about hockey? #
@jessicarbrown You should be able to buy them anywhere: http://bit.ly/GhTip in reply to jessicarbrown #
@boxdog the battery on the new mbp is not-removable. in reply to boxdog #
ok… so i found vinyls of Abbey Road and Sgt Pepper’s for $16 and $40 respectively. I haven’t purchased them, but i think i need to. #
@jessicarbrown score! in reply to jessicarbrown #
@wooper blucigs still have not shipped… nor is there an update… IS IT ALL JUST A SCAM? #
@goatgreg my coworkers don’t give me head either: what’s the big deal? You can’t just assume -everyone- wants your dick in their mouth, greg in reply to goatgreg #
@goatgreg oh there was a second part to that message my bad. lol @ #tweetdeck #
My old laptop finally gave up the ghost last night #
@jessicarbrown hahaha did you get some? in reply to jessicarbrown #
@jessicarbrown haha. I -told- you they were full of noms in reply to jessicarbrown #
@jessicarbrown don’t do it. paying for the best recipe collecting software in the world is dumb and you’re dumb for wanting to do it. in reply to jessicarbrown #
is the term “syke!” still available to use? Cause I’d like to use it now. #
hahah this is the most ridiculous internet-ad i’ve seen so far this year: SCRUNCHIES : http://bit.ly/35R7Ut #
I’m defintely buying that Sgt. Pepper vinyl I found last night #
@jessicarbrown “In case of rapture, I call dibs on your Porsche :smug: ” in reply to jessicarbrown #
PERSONAL KOBAYASHI MARU: ENGAGED #
@jessicarbrown JACK FROST GATHERS NO MOSS… right? in reply to jessicarbrown #
@alyankovic tweet the deets, yo in reply to alyankovic #
@goatgreg tweet the deets, yo in reply to goatgreg #
Tornado sirens going off… DAMN this is a tay mango coconut smoothie #
@SLFingers is it cool if i tell everyone that the guy/guys from SLF replied to one of my tweets? in reply to SLFingers #
Man tornado sirens went off and everyone was freakin’ out #
Due to a windfall, I have quite a bit more money in my pocket than would be expected. Should I pay for the divorce, or buy a moped/sell car? #
@Fauxhammer @inveterate_liar Read “nepotastic” as “neopotatic”. I was wondering what a neo-potato was, and why it was hampering his career in reply to Fauxhammer #
@Fauxhammer @inveterate_liar It will be the -tastiest- empire ever. in reply to Fauxhammer #
Have to go to bank at lunch. El Fenix next to bank. Tastiest Mexican Food Ever. Only One Forseeable Problem: Long Afternoon Meeting at Work. #
@krisstraub Last night i was at 635 and Preston. Tornado sirens were going off, big wall cloud brushed us.. it was intense. in reply to krisstraub #
@krisstraub it was at about 6:30. in reply to krisstraub #
@krisstraub I had no idea you and kurtz were that close to where I live in reply to krisstraub #
@krisstraub That is, I was at the Half-Price Books that’s on Preston and Diglsby or something like that. Right Across from the Mall in reply to krisstraub #
i got some texas-ized Kung Pao chicken for lunch. HUge Portion; Hotter’n Hell. #
Addendum: The previous was not a complaint. #
Finally: This does Not bode well for the other members of my team. We have a long afternoon Meeting #
@Tina_Fey I’m starting to think you aren’t the real tina fey, and instead, are a quote bot in reply to Tina_Fey #
@DownWithPants If I were to get a soda I’d probably jizz in mine in reply to DownWithPants #
@wooper you guys gettin’ some weather? in reply to wooper #
holy geez, Austin, say staff #
It was bad here all night last night and most of today #
@iproteus @aerynea I was only there a year and an F4 ripped through there one day. in reply to iproteus #
#followfriday @oreth is a totally rad dude (so is @radharper ) #
@DowntownNYC Carneige Deli in reply to DowntownNYC #
sushi, sashimi, and tempura for lunch… it was -awesome- #
@goatgreg SYNCHRONOUS FIST POUND! in reply to goatgreg #
@enderbean21 more liksh phish posh amirite? in reply to enderbean21 #
RT @goatgreg: @oreth FIST SYMPHONY #awesomemetalbandnames #noiseyourfacemakeswhenIpunchit #
everyone should be following @goatgreg if you aren’t then santa won’t bring you anything for christmas. #
@b_glad yeah mine died last night too. luckily, it has a recharger station. #wirelessmice #logitechowns in reply to b_glad #
@Fauxhammer you? It’s you isn’t it? Hah. What do I win? in reply to Fauxhammer #
Yesterday’s shirt.woot derby winner was awesome. Today’s is “meh” #
Purchased “Phoenix Wright” today. I’ve never played it. #
@laurenlall uhh.. i think everyone knows -it’s- it. in reply to laurenlall #

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Random Firings for the week of 2009-06-07

Published by oreth [Synapse] on June 7, 2009 under Uncategorized

@laurenlall I prefer Rutabagas for all my head resting needs in reply to laurenlall #
UUUUUGH Commercial for online education using jailbait in underwear to entice people to visit their website #
ffffff i want waffles #
addendum: screw you travel channel #
@DreamOfTheRood I could have handled that one in 30 seconds. in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
@satanspogostick Babcock sounds like Big Cock. in reply to satanspogostick #
MY EYES ARE LIKE MUSHROOMS #
ALL I CAN SEE ARE FUCKIN’ BADGERS COMING FOR MY SNAKES #
OH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF #
It appears that I had accidentally put a “Vanilla Extract” label on my vial of Lysurgic Acid. OPPPPPS #
Addendum: Best Chocolate Chip & blinking eyeball cookies ever. MY ARMS ARE GUITARS! #
@Sunnybankian No. in reply to Sunnybankian #
@johncmayer 404 in reply to johncmayer #
Say what you want about soy milk. It enhances cereal flavor 10x. #
@Sunnybankian Haha in reply to Sunnybankian #
uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. Bought a 24-pack of Sam’s Cola from Wal-Mart to save money. Tastes like carbonated ass. It’s basically Ass-Cola. #
I have solved world hunger, you guys. #
The answer is simple: Cannibalism. As long as there are people, other people won’t go hungry. SCIENCE! #
@wooper No H-E-B in Dallas area. We had them all over the place in south texas, though. Wal-Mart has a corner on that market here in Dallas. in reply to wooper #
@b_glad Abbey Road is like a religious and sexual experience rolled into one. The good kind… not the “Catholic Altar Boy” kind. in reply to b_glad #
@scarymask “Steppin’ up” ? more like “Layin’ the smack down” in reply to scarymask #
@b_glad Who is Alex and why has he never heard Abbey Road before? in reply to b_glad #
@scarymask ODST = Halo + MGS? I’m sold. in reply to scarymask #
New Bungie Game? #
wait… what? #
wtf is Halo Reach? #
@DreamOfTheRood They announced Halo: Reach in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
@HarperMD MGS on 360. I’m there in reply to HarperMD #
WTF SPIELBERG WORKIN ON PROJECT NATAL #
i will tweet from my xbox all the time. “Playin’ a game.” #xboxtweet #
“Watchin’ streamin’ porn from my mac.” #xboxtweet #
“Just got called gay on live. ” #xboxtweet #
“Twelve year old owned my face. fml” #xboxtweet #
@levarburton congrats, man. I took it back up recently due to some marital issues. in reply to levarburton #
@levarburton I’ve always wanted to thank you for making my childhood full of rainbows and dilithium crystals <3 #
RT @RobRiggle: Just watched “The Big Lebowski.” It’s always awesome! ALWAYS…. #
@jessicarbrown No… I haven’t trying… trying so hard. in reply to jessicarbrown #
@jessicarbrown you playin’ TF2 on FO server? in reply to jessicarbrown #
@jessicarbrown The FO server is the best place to learn, I shit you not. Even if you’re an utter nub. During game play, everyone is friends. in reply to jessicarbrown #
WHY IS JAMES CAMERON STILL TALKING FFFFFF’ #
FFFFFFFFFF WHY AREN’T YOU SHOWING A DEMO YOU SUUUUUUUUUUUUCK FGSFDS #
This Guy who’s the “face for ubisoft” tonight sucks at telling jokes to a live crowd #
Ubisoft is failing it #
WHY AM I STILL WATCHING THIS? #
@Pyriel @krisstraub haters gotta hate in reply to Pyriel #
@GearboxSoftware Seeing a naked woman for the first time #Gearboxcontest in reply to GearboxSoftware #
@GearboxSoftware “IS THAT A VAGINA?!” in reply to GearboxSoftware #
@GearBoxSoftware “JESUS CHRIST IT’S A LION! GET IN THE CAR!” #
OMG CONAN #
@b_glad I nearly shat myself when I heard the news. I cannot wait. #AbbeyRoadRockBand in reply to b_glad #
hump me. I woke up sick this morning. called in to work. realized Sims3 released today. and I have purchased it. wtf is wrong with me? #
@TheWhaler Are you looking for ear buds or headphones? Koss’ The Plug for earbuds. Sennheiser HD280pro’s for headphones. I swear by both. in reply to TheWhaler #
RT @scarymask: Home: It’s let’s you lie to yourself! #
@DreamOfTheRood I haven’t played it at all. in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
Everybody should be following @johncaston #followwednesday #
WHY IS THIS HAPPEN? http://bit.ly/31Z2E #
WALKER TOLD ME I HAVE AIDS #90sTVmoments #
@goatgreat ^5 #
@jackassletters that reminds me. I need to get a pic of <insert hot female> here as my twitter profile pic. Any suggestions? #
fffffffffffff i had not seen the trailer for Beatles Rockband #
i just… i just…. i dunno my heart is beating so fast. #
RT @bearfish: As cool as this year’s E3 has been, the only thing on my mind is The Last Guardian. Fuckkkk. #
@DreamOfTheRood what are you talking about in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
Judas Priest’s “Painkiller” is a religious experience. #
@Vicariousink Which Killers album are you listening to? I’ve been spinning Hot Fuss pretty much constantly during coding sessions recently. in reply to Vicariousink #
@DreamOfTheRood @jessicarbrown what are you guys talking about? in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
@Vicariousink I didn’t really like their last album. I was actually quite sad by that fact. Hot Fuss is excellent and Sam’s Town isn’t bad. in reply to Vicariousink #
@goatgreg I disagree. in reply to goatgreg #
@TheBuzzard I wouldn’t say it was made as much as it was birthed by Halford’s screeching vocals, and Tipton and Downing’s mad guitar skills. in reply to TheBuzzard #
@DevinHerron Specifically the song. in reply to DevinHerron #
For a religious experience in album form: please listen to Abbey Road from start to finish. #
Finish this sentence: Happiness is…. #
Addendum: If you answered anything other than “A Warm Gun” you lose. #
RT @ericaustinlee: Will no longer sign off his e-mails with “Peace,” or “Regards,” but will now commit to the vaguely threatening “Or else,” #
@hamburgers you get 70% points. you pass, but only barely in reply to hamburgers #
@ericaustinlee again, acceptable, but not totally correct. in reply to ericaustinlee #
@tangokjewelry was it a TERRORIST fist bump? in reply to tangokjewelry #
@tangokjewelry she’s just following her belief system. But you should watch out for you son if he starts wearing a hoodie and big sunglasses in reply to tangokjewelry #
@tangokjewelry I was of course referring to: http://bit.ly/A421s in reply to tangokjewelry #
@tangokjewelry holy green hair, batman. in reply to tangokjewelry #
@b_glad How classic is “classic”? Like Wreckless Eric classic or NOFX classic? in reply to b_glad #
@BJackCity it was, for some reason, the first name that popped into my head. Would you care to enlighten me as to what “Classic Punk” is? in reply to BJackCity #
@b_glad What’s your opinion of Flogging Molly? in reply to b_glad #
Pro Tip: My dog is named after Flogging Molly. #
@b_glad I will have to give Dropkick Murphy’s a listen in reply to b_glad #
I know a lot of people are like “ugh” but I like The Cardigans, ok? #
@TheWhaler And that’s their WORST song. Erase/Rewind is p good. They even did a cover of Iron Man and Burnin’ Down The House with Tom Jones; in reply to TheWhaler #
Oh you guys wanted to hear that Bluegrass Metallica stuff? echelonx linked it at the forums. Direct Youtube: http://bit.ly/J7rAa #
I know you’ve all seen the picture, but I want you to look at it again. One man vs 100 tons of metal. http://bit.ly/ep1Lq #tiananmensquare #
DAVID CARRADINE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? #
RT @jaabootoo: Its hard to believe its been 20 years. Its also hard to reconcile if its been “only” 20 years, or its been 20 years already. #
Tequila is tastier than Gin. I have made my ruling. You are unable to defy me. #
@goatgreg Gin was created by a drunk lumberjack who had run out of alcohol so he decided to take a christmas tree and make booze out of it. in reply to goatgreg #
I have noticed a disturbing trend in homemade-amateur porn: The background noise is almost always a re-run of Family Guy. #
@Dean_life Why are you giving away all your stuff? in reply to Dean_life #
@HarperMD @Dean_life So he is! It is hard for me to occasionally make the jump from the forums to here. in reply to HarperMD #
@Dean_life I was a bit worried. “GOTTA GET RID OF ALL MY STUFF AND RESPONSIBILITIES” is a singular checkmark for psychological health. in reply to Dean_life #
RT @jessicarbrown: I saw a nurse walking down the street today and it reminded me of Silent Hill. I got a boner and yelled ZOMBIE RAPE #
@jessicarbrown I’m not gonna beat around the bush here. I’m completely and utterly confused as to your gender/orientation. Like completely. in reply to jessicarbrown #
I explained to my coworker what -burgin’- means he immediately responded with: I’m -home-in’- I think that’s something we can all agree wif #
Had what-a-burger for lunch; am sated. Burgin’ no more. #
@goatgreg it was the inspiration for my mastication :3 in reply to goatgreg #
@jessicarbrown I would guess that follow’s the spirit of the thing, if not the actual letter. So yes, you may burg for a salmon burger. in reply to jessicarbrown #
@jessicarbrown BUT ONLY SALMON. White fish is not allowed :crossarm: in reply to jessicarbrown #
RT @hamburgers: Who needs real life when you have jQuery? — word #
RT @Shortpacked: WHO ATE THE DAMN PIZZA ROLLS http://bit.ly/ToDPL — classic #
Alex Gray, lolwut: http://bit.ly/8bQKi (alternatively: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu- i can see forever) #
RT @wooper: #jimmyjohns is good shit — rtiyd #
@Twitch_ pull out your .44 and bust a cap. Then knock back a fo’ty with your shizzles. in reply to Twitch_ #
@TheBuzzard C … C SO FUCKING HARD in reply to TheBuzzard #
@b_glad as in Tyler,Texas? Damn, how close to Dallas are you? in reply to b_glad #
@jessicarbrown MacGourmet? Is that like, a chef as played by Richard Dean Anderson? in reply to jessicarbrown #
BLEEP BLEEP BLOOP BLEEP BZZZT BZZZZZ BLEEEP BLOOOP BOOOP BEEEEP #robotpickuplines #
@jessicarbrown will obtain. As long as we are swapping mac app suggestions, I suggest Delicious Library for cataloging your media. in reply to jessicarbrown #
@Fauxhammer wtf is a red dragon and how much do i have to pay to be one? in reply to Fauxhammer #
@Fauxhammer Horse walks in and the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: Cause I’m an alcoholic and drinking is ruining my life #
construction at work. WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM. it’s like a industrial club. Except there’s no alcohol and no hot ladies. #
@TheWhaler MY FLATMATE PEED IN MY SUITCASE in reply to TheWhaler #
@TheWhaler I don’t care if that’s not the one youw ere thinking of; it autowins. in reply to TheWhaler #
@TheWhaler Awesome… I -love- winning prizes. in reply to TheWhaler #
@HarperMD I have been completely unproductive today. in reply to HarperMD #
@krisstraub Probably a 2-person “erotic asphyxiation” would be “Involuntary Man-slaughter”. in reply to krisstraub #
@oreth It is something that I, too, have contemplated. My thoughts on it were mostly born out of necessity and forethought. in reply to oreth #
I’m thinking of going out tonight. Guyliner + body glitter. Will continuously mention ~*MY EDWARD*~ #
@jaycubed It’s hard, I know. Invest in an e-cig. It is totally wortht he upfront cost. I need to get a new one. in reply to jaycubed #
@jessicarbrown It sounds -fantastic- in reply to jessicarbrown #
A reason why I’m no longer a christian, much less no longer a Southern Baptist: ALAN COLMES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN http://bit.ly/LFskF #
CORRECTION: Drake, not Colmes #
@DreamOfTheRood well, agnosticism has gripped me tightly over the past few years. in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
@DreamOfTheRood You are correct. I made a false claim. The reasons for my agnosticism are esoteric and are not due to externail conflicts. in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
Addendum: My father was a southern baptist minister. I would like to say that it is my opinion that most SB ministers think this way. #
“There’s a special kind of racism in the south and I can’t quite think of…. Oh right… Southern Baptists.” - David Cross #
@jessicarbrown hells yeah there are. Gimme 5 and I’ll return with a suggestion in reply to jessicarbrown #
@jessicarbrown Canon 10MP $97 http://bit.ly/18uBPv in reply to jessicarbrown #
@ericaustinlee can you explain the idea behind Imprecatory Prayer? The idea doesn’t make much sense to me. #
@jessicarbrown No but the Canon “point-n-shoot” line of products are solid buys. If you’re doing pic-blogging, you don’t need a power house. in reply to jessicarbrown #
@ericaustinlee Eric, thanks for replying. You’re my go to guy when it comes to theological matters. I appreciate you taking the time. in reply to ericaustinlee #
@jmhs do you have the “clean private data upon exit” checked? in reply to jmhs #
@jmhs it ouwld be under tools -> options -> privacy under the Private Data heading in reply to jmhs #
@jmhs any recent plugins? if not, you may need to uninstall Firefox and re-install.. but not just the standard way: http://bit.ly/iTfcC in reply to jmhs #
10! #tweetcounting #
DALLAS TWEEPS REPORT IN #
@b_glad I assume you’re at home for the summer now. Too bad, we could have gotten together a Dallas meet and rocked the Lone Star. in reply to b_glad #
@jaycubed man if only i had “the other herb” in reply to jaycubed #
@goatgreg read catch 22 in 7th grade. Need to read again. in reply to goatgreg #
@jessicarbrown @jaycubed @goatgreg I’m down #bookclub in reply to jessicarbrown #
My dog does not like conan o’brien. She’s been growling at him since he came on this evening. #
addendum: TOO BAD, DOG. #
@b_glad if you’re down with hangin’ out at a bar or something for a while, we should get some dallas area forumites together and chill #
damn @johncmayer rocked it old school on conan the other night http://bit.ly/19XJcK - go to the last dot in the player #
INTERWEB D&D VIA SKYPE AND MAPTOOL = WIN #
whoa… caps… mea culpa #
@goatgreg share the horror. in reply to goatgreg #

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Random Firings for the week of 2009-05-31

Published by oreth [Synapse] on May 31, 2009 under Uncategorized

So i just got my “Paradise License” in Burnout. To get the Elite lisence i have to complete ALL events. I’m just not feelin’ up to that. #
I don’t care what nayone says about the first season of Star Trek: TNG, I’m enjoying it thoroughly as a return to my childhood. #
Andy Warhol… TO THE EXTREME: http://twitpic.com/5ve84 #
ADDENDUM: TO THE EXTREME ROCK THE MIC LIKE VANDAL! #
My xbox live username: oreth lecroix #
Win the first NVIDIA ION motherboard! Contest rules at http://www.nvidia.com/ion Retweet and #winanion! #
something i’ve learned about living on my own again: You’ll only run out of toilet paper -once- #
Look, I don’t care if she’s a lesbian, I’m in love with Rachel Maddow #
Here’s hoping they over-turn Prop 8. #
Change the Channel. #3wordsduringsex #
Gotta Switch Hands #3wordsduringsex #
Hater’s gonna hate. #3wordsduringsex #
Tupac was wrong. California does -not- know how to party. #rejectprop8 #
@kamileon I think urbandictionary can handle this one: http://bit.ly/coOof #ffffffffffffffffff in reply to kamileon #
@kamileon a good place to learn of appropriate times to use it: http://bit.ly/rGVOj #
ugh uuuuuuuuuuuuugh ragin’ over here. #
@tangokjewelry California upheld prop 8. in reply to tangokjewelry #
I guess this whole Prop 8 thing is important to me because I live in a state that would never even -consider- it at this moment in history. #
“You say we’re redefining marriage. We say you’re redefining love.” #
@rogerogeroger Texas in reply to rogerogeroger #
RT @HarperMD: It’s times like these you realize how many civil rights newsletters you subscribe to. Holy crap. — the truth #
@fourzerotwo I’d like to see a humorous video involving MainCharacter tweeting from the battle field. I think it could be entertaining. #MW2 in reply to fourzerotwo #
Need new batteries #3wordsduringsex #
Addendum: All of my #3wordsduringsex are from real life #
You’re not wet. #3wordsduringsex #
You’re not hard. #3wordsduringsex #
Someone just informed there are things called “Books” that you read for pleasure or instruction. #
After some research, it appears that a “book” is like a really long tweet. #
@b_glad Tex-is in reply to b_glad #
@b_glad if physical and not mental attraction is your thing, Texas has the prettiest girls in the union. in reply to b_glad #
Someone tell me what striker posted in the Good Idea/Bad Idea thread #forumopolis #
@ThatKevinSmith They are Silently protesting the prop 8 upholding. in reply to ThatKevinSmith #
@goatgreg ugh ugh uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh in reply to goatgreg #
@Sunnybankian yeah in reply to Sunnybankian #
FFFFFFFF FLAT TIRE #
I am installing Eve Online #
addendum: why god? #
aaaaaahahahaha oh man the awful comics thread is my favorite thing ever #
@iproteus what… what are you talking about? in reply to iproteus #
@iproteus I’m sure you’re correct. All MMO’s are huge time sinks. However, this one can be controlled from my cubicle at work. #
@jessicarbrown I’m really glad you enjoyed it. in reply to jessicarbrown #
@Twitch_ sand bags #
@rainnwilson Interesting you should make that point. Thinking back, family photos stopped about the same time my sister arrived. in reply to rainnwilson #
$200 for a one-hour consult on a no-contest divorce. Is this really expensive or is this correct? #
ADDENDUM: The one hour consult is basically the attorney decidiing if she will represent me and discussion of further payment/retainer. #
@krisstraub only if you’re @pvponline in reply to krisstraub #
@jessicarbrown hey amber, how’s it goin’? wanna do lunch? in reply to jessicarbrown #
Oh twitter i’m sorry. I didn’t mean to shut you in the closet. You should know better than to run in there when I’m doin’ laundry. #
@rainnwilson spock’s emoticon set would consist of the following. in reply to rainnwilson #
RT @XaviAceto: #3wordsaftersex ….don’t tell Mom. =P —– ffffffffffff #
@tangokjewelry check the wallet in your purse.. you know.. -just to be sure- in reply to tangokjewelry #
@tangokjewelry ugh… i’m getting so many different opinions on this. some are like “that’s the normal going rate” others are like “WTF NO” in reply to tangokjewelry #
@tangokjewelry to make sure my ducks are all in a row. in reply to tangokjewelry #
Talked to a different lawyer last night. She was very helpful and kind. Total cost of divorce: $1751 #
Addendum: i’m not handling it as well as I had hoped #
@OldSchoolGamer I am certain that Jindal and Palin also fall into that category in reply to OldSchoolGamer #
@ericaustinlee Eric, man. I love you like a brother. But we need to talk about this “Family Guy” thing. in reply to ericaustinlee #
@tehsuck because C# arrays are more like vectors than true arrays. So, pushing and popping is no longer neccessary. in reply to tehsuck #
@TheBuzzard Does he run faster than you? in reply to TheBuzzard #
@tehsuck I believe it is Array.add() in reply to tehsuck #
@TheBuzzard It’s a song. i can tell from some of the lyrics and having heard many of them in my time. in reply to TheBuzzard #
@jessicarbrown They say that the smell of strawberries is an aphrodisiac. Perhaps this is true but cilantro is known to make women get moist in reply to jessicarbrown #
@oreth if not, then it’s definitely Array.append() in reply to oreth #
@tehsuck if not, then it is definitely Array.append() — rt because i’m a nub #
@jessicarbrown That being said, I hang cilantro ALL OVER MY HOUSE, and have a small aerosol of cilantro i spray on me before going out. in reply to jessicarbrown #
@jessicarbrown It’s like the AXE EFFECT, but tastier. in reply to jessicarbrown #
@johncaston way to fail it. in reply to johncaston #
@OldSchoolGamer Pro Wrestling on the NES in reply to OldSchoolGamer #
@exit_strategy Hav eyou tried Tweetie? in reply to exit_strategy #
@exit_strategy Tweetie has a free version, though it does inject ads into your stream on occasion in reply to exit_strategy #
Thinking of picking up a second job to pay for a divorce. #
Lithgow is joining the cast of Dexter. I loved the 1st season, 2nd season was alright, and couldn’t push through the 3rd. Did it get better? #
@wilw i’ve gone back and am re-living my childhood by watching all the seasons of TNG. The first half of season one was really bad. just fyi #
@wilw on the upside, though, Data is still pretty cool :3 #
@Twitch_ I am that part of the family. in reply to Twitch_ #
RT @OldSchoolGamer: Do you like tennis? http://digg.com/d1sKm1 #
@jaiXfain welcome back, homie. in reply to jaiXfain #
@tangokjewelry those are the best kind. cause you can be angry and stuff and not even worry about whether or not you’re wrong for it. in reply to tangokjewelry #
Conservatism and Cognitive Ability are negatively correlated: (Via Science Direct) http://bit.ly/10yaPW #
@wooper Where are you… Big Kahuna Burger? in reply to wooper #
@popcap_games Peggle. I like watching balls bounce into the wee hours of the night. Smacking up against surfaces and bounding off. in reply to popcap_games #
RT @HarperMD: Video tweets really allow me to depict my everyday life much more accurately than words - http://yfrog.us/128f7z - favorite++ #
SOME TIMES I LIKE TO IMAGINE IM A SAILOR #
AND WE GET ATTACKED BY RAINBOW DOLPHINS #
I have’t had the feeling of “FUCK IT LETS GET PLASTERED” in such a long time. Today, however. Today is the day for it. SUGGESTIONS TWITTER? #
RT @morriquende: @TheBuzzard Where are my pix of your haircut fucker — rttiyd #
no no no. -someone- ( i’m looking at you @tangokjewelry ) mentioned my name and #followfriday in the same tweet. @glitterstarz followed. #
Bio: “WE CUSTOMIZED DANCE, CHEER AND GYMNASTICS or simply PRINCESS WEAR”. This sentence that can’t be parsed by the language I know and love #
I demand that @GLITTERSTARZ de-confoundify her/his/their profile page. It makes me slightly nauseous just looking at the page. #
@oreth Re: 2 tweets ago: You fail at using the language that you are railing someone else for misusing. Please take your fail and leave us. in reply to oreth #
Should i feel bad for being a twerk (that’s a twitter-jerk for the uninformed) to @GLITTERSTARZ ? Yeah, I kinda do. #
@GlitterStarz This is for you : http://bit.ly/6AXW6 #
@tangokjewelry I think I offended him/her. I followed them but @glitterstarz unfollowed me #
@goatgreg It’s been so long since I’ve really had any alcohol. I used to be a “Tequila.. Straight up” kinda guy. But I dunno anymore. in reply to goatgreg #
@goatgreg Gin is made out of juniper. As such, it tastes like pinesol to me. I -despise- gin. in reply to goatgreg #
@Glitterstarz don’t mind my attitude this morning. I’m just having a rough day. #
@goatgreg I am so incredibly selective. I either drink Sam Adams or Shinerbock, or shots of liquor. in reply to goatgreg #
HAY GUYZ IF I WANTED 2 NO IF TEH ANTI-KRIST WULD B A HOMO-GAY WEAR WULD I FIND OWT? #
addendum: Never mind, answer found: http://bit.ly/YtiKK #
Finally: does that article vicariously mean that Obama likes wang? #
@goatgreg tell you what. You come down to texas this weekend, and we’ll go just get shit faced in reply to goatgreg #
@goatgreg I do love me some good whiskey. in reply to goatgreg #
Hi twitter. My name’s Jeremy. What’s yours? #
@HarperMD DJHero actually seems like a blast to me. in reply to HarperMD #
#3wordsaftersex WHY’S THERE POO?! #
Lunch: Carnitas burrito from freebirds #
@jaycubed It -started- in Texas. in reply to jaycubed #
@jaycubed I am mistaken, it started in Isla Vista, California. But yes, it is a chain. in reply to jaycubed #
@moneta or fuck to duck in reply to moneta #
wtf? #dickbutt #
@jaycubed @jessicarbrown What is the point of a moleskin notebook? in reply to jaycubed #
@aerynea So are hamsters; but I don’t carry one with me every where I go. in reply to aerynea #
@jessicarbrown If I were to considered purchasing one, what’s the best place to do so? in reply to jessicarbrown #
@aerynea last time i put a hamster in my pants… well… let’s just say Richard Gere and I are not so different. in reply to aerynea #
@jaycubed I have horrible hand writing. But I am constantly in need of a notepad to write short thoughts down on. in reply to jaycubed #
@jaycubed I am worried that most of the moleskin will go “unused:” due to the erratic placement of my notes on a page in reply to jaycubed #
However, I have contemplated a moleskin before. Specifically because lifehacker recommends them. I might pick one up this weekend. #
@HarperMD @jessicarbrown @jaycubed @wooper what size do you guys suggest? in reply to HarperMD #
Looking at the Moleskin Pocket: http://bit.ly/pOt0m I think it would hold about a tweet’s worth of information per page in my handwriting. #
Addendum: this is a good amount of information for me. One idea per page works well with my ADD addled brain. #
And now a nice pen to go with it…. #
You have convinced me, twitterati. I shall find a book store and browse moleskin’s this weekend. #
@jessicarbrown I usually buy Cross pens for NICE things, but for things like this, a Zebra pen will work just fine in reply to jessicarbrown #
It is too late to start trying to learn CakePHP #
fffffff #
@Fauxhammer THE ONLY GAME WORTH PLAYING IS FO3 ALL OTHER GAMES ARE USELESS in reply to Fauxhammer #
At a pet store. Around the corner came a chiahuahua. It scared the shit outta Molly. -literally- #
Jack in the Box Teriyaki Bowl = my dirty secret #
@DreamOfTheRood Willing to bet: BlizzCon in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
I bought Molly a Kong. She’s goin’ crazy over it. #
Working on fivedollarthings, an Idea to raise some cash for the divorce. Here’s some of the stuff I’ll be selling: http://bit.ly/AmH8a #
fffffff “Your internal redirects are causing an endless loop. Please stand by while we Look into this further.” — Hosting Support IT #

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Random Firings for the week of 2009-05-24

Published by oreth [Synapse] on May 24, 2009 under Uncategorized

hahahah youtube comments are worthless. I got called a “fat virgin” in spanish on my latest vid #
@HarperMD Walking around dallas, i just get hit in the face and called a homo a lot. It must be these glasses. in reply to HarperMD #
Mormon’s retcon’d the Bible? http://imgur.com/nb3e3.png #
@HarperMD just headphones or one with a mic as well? in reply to HarperMD #
@HarperMD Might I suggest: Sennheiser iPhone Headset http://bit.ly/CxmT in reply to HarperMD #
@HarperMD @DevinHerron I’ve -only- used Sennheiser for personal audio for the past decade. I have never been let down by their performance. in reply to HarperMD #
@Aeire Either Star Trek: TNG or Wheel of Fortune… Possibly MacGuyver in reply to Aeire #
@jaycubed Yeah. They have squishy foam that you roll up then push into your ear and they expand to fill the space. in reply to jaycubed #
@jaycubed Yeah. They have squishy foam that you roll up then push into your ear and they expand to fill the space. in reply to jaycubed #
@HarperMD I usse TweetDeck both at home and at work. One Flaw: MEMORY GOBLINS WILL EAT YOUR MEGABYTEZ in reply to HarperMD #
@HarperMD I totally smoked one of your lines in Burnout Paradise last night. in reply to HarperMD #
@bearfish as @HarperMD said, adium’s twitter capabilities are “meh” at best. However I didn’t realize Tweetie had a non-iphone app. Will d/l in reply to bearfish #
@jessicarbrown Like.. as in the temple that Rush sang about? in reply to jessicarbrown #
@DreamOfTheRood Bought it at wal-mart sunday for $20 in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
@DreamOfTheRood You suck. And your father sucked. Just as his father did before him. #stupidinsultsthathavenobasisforevenexisting in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
IDK MY BFF JILL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL *sigh* i hate mondays #
@mindofchester Fuck yes that sounds awesome. in reply to mindofchester #
@omgcorrine Because it’s basically like liquid jell-o? in reply to omgcorrine #
@ThatKevinSmith Hey, remember that one time you got name dropped on Family Guy? Peter: “Haha dick jokes dick jokes fart joke kevin smith” in reply to ThatKevinSmith #
@ThatKevinSmith But seriously, I hate Seth McFarlane in reply to ThatKevinSmith #
Laser pointer + 2 cats + 1 Puppy = Hilarity #
Just a quick test #
doing some flex twitterAPI dev. This is test. #
Sending a tweet from the flex twitter client I am writing. I hope this works. If it does, I\’ll send out the url so that others may try it. #
test one two #
So I tried Tweetie on my mac last night. Very good application. #
@TPiko Man, I’m glad to know I’m not the only one who has those dreams after quitting in reply to TPiko #
At work, having to do some tests with 120dpi instead of normal 96dpi. I CAN SEE FOREVEEEEEEEEEER! #
@tangokjewelry there are much worse heights to be at and not many that are better. in reply to tangokjewelry #
@stephenfry I have considered purchasing an alarm clock that has your voice on it to wake me up in the morning. Is this creepy to you? Y/N in reply to stephenfry #
@krisstraub I guess I don’t get it. Currently you are tweeting like a crazy person. in reply to krisstraub #
and I get it now. thanks for making me feel like a plebian @krisstraub #
@ericaustinlee dang, congrats guys. also have fun in the states. If you find yourself for one reason or another in Dallas, look me up. in reply to ericaustinlee #
@Phreddish dude what’s up? in reply to Phreddish #
@jolohrman Not nearly as bad as #HelloKittyPersonalMassager in reply to jolohrman #
@_sandro myself and others are having problems with the PHPProxy class. We have both logged issues at the google code base for tweetr. #
@_sandro I am more than willing/able to fix the problem myself. However I don’t UNDERSTAND the problem. That is, what would make it do that? in reply to _sandro #
Hey guys… Eminem’s new album… not so good. #
@johncaston I think that was on my “Spot the Hobo” BINGO card in reply to johncaston #
@DreamOfTheRood Try… yesterday. It’s called “Relapse” and it’s basically him just falling all over himeself. in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
.@jessicarbrown well, that’s not what I meant. More like, his lyrics are trite and unintelligent as compared to “The Eminem Show” #
You could see this progression happening in the last album, Encore, which had some hard-hitters, and some babble. This one’s all babble. #
@jessicarbrown I don’t know your musical tastes, but if you enjoy rap/hip hop at all, you owe it to yourself to pick up The Eminem Show. in reply to jessicarbrown #
The new eminem album in one tweet: Drugs drugs drugs incest rape rape rape drugs incest lame beats trite lyrics drugs drugs rape #
ADDENDUM: Dr. Dre and Eminem collab is the only thing worth it on the album. Even it’s a bit “ugh.. is it over yet?” #
@satanspogostick yeah pretty much, except with out the catchy hooks. It’s actually an uninteresting composition. in reply to satanspogostick #
@satanspogostick well I certainly wouldn’t pay for it. in reply to satanspogostick #
HEY TWITTER LET’S COUNT. I’LL START: 1 #finaltweetdown #
@TheWhaler I’m just tryin’ to relieve the good ol’ days in reply to TheWhaler #
2 #finaltweetdown #
@jessicarbrown One of my all-time favorite “get stuff done” albums is Underworld: Live; Everything, Everything <3 in reply to jessicarbrown #
Upon further reflection, the second half of Eminem’s “Relapse” is a return to classic Eminem. The lyrics are intelligible and fun. #
3 #finaltweetdown #
@u1travi01et I absolutely do. I used to work at CompUSA, we had a video wall with Klipsch 5.1s, and I played it on there. It was -amazing- in reply to u1travi01et #
@jessicarbrown RT @oreth . I used to work at CompUSA, we had a video wall with Klipsch 5.1s, and I played it on there. It was -amazing- in reply to jessicarbrown #
@jessicarbrown one of the best purchases I’ve ever made. in reply to jessicarbrown #
@jessicarbrown thanks for reminding me about Underworld today. I haven’t listened to them in a while and had forgotten my fondness for them. #
@XaviAceto what about people who tell you to kill yourself? in reply to XaviAceto #
@shinmeko Forumopolis, while it does host a number of socially-acceptable people, most are nerdy nerd fatty nerds. They just want your boobs in reply to shinmeko #
@dreamoftherood high [strike]five[/strike] twoosh! #
RAAAARR WHY IS GOOGLE WORSHIPPING DARWIN WITH TODAY’S LOGO? These people here know what’s what: http://bit.ly/Do0wL #
Midnightcryer: “I saw it and was going to post on it as well but you beat me to it. I almost threw my laptop it made me so mad!” #googlelogo #
Amber Lynne evidentally uses BLINGO instead of Google. I guess it’s because science is evil or something. #googlelogo #
“If Google is trying to stay in touch with the world today, they should change the logo to have red flames around it.. GOOHELL.” #googlelogo #
I don’t care what religion you are: Christian, Muslim, Jewish, Atheist. Just, please, keep an open mind about things. Fanaticism is crazy. #
is can be hoam tiemz nao plox? #
@RobRiggle ironic fail is win in reply to RobRiggle #
@b_glad I too am interested in women, however, facebook figures that I should become a fan of “My Right Hand” in reply to b_glad #
haha 4chan declared today “youtube porn day” and carpet bomb’d youtube with straight up porn. It’s all over the place. #
@HarperMD why don’t you have it for 360 yet? in reply to HarperMD #
@HarperMD agreed in reply to HarperMD #
UUUUUUUGH WHY IS GITMO STILL OPERATING?! #
Is micturating in/on someone’s sleeping quarters a fair form of vengeance if that person told you they’d go eat with you, then didn’t? #
micturate means “to urinate” #
RT @hamburgers: I tried reading “getting things done” but couldn’t finish it. Fuck time management, I need clones. #
I like to ride in to the rescue on my Charger. Yeah, a charger from the lineage of Dodge. #twitterlikeananachronisticknight #
So my first step of my current endeavour is complete. Twitter via flex. Only the public timeline works right now: http://www.sqawker.com #
@Twitch_ what song? in reply to Twitch_ #
RT @johncaston: I CANT CONTROL MYSELF! http://tiny.cc/3Hd1S #
RT @johncaston: HILARIOUS AND HORRIFYING http://tiny.cc/02k19 #
@Twitch_ this song right here? http://bit.ly/JeJtS in reply to Twitch_ #
@Twitch_ goddamn twitch, way to totally bum me out. Goin’ through a divorce right now…. warn a guy. in reply to Twitch_ #
@Twitch_ it’s a really pretty song though. Not a big fan of country though. In a different style though, it’d be a song i’d keep playing. in reply to Twitch_ #
My last tweet used the word “though” thrice. #grammarfail #
@jaycubed this is the best photo i’ve seen allday in reply to jaycubed #
FFFFFFFFFFFFF My desk chair just broke. It’s been on it’s way out for a year but damn #
@HarperMD Remember that problem with animated gifs and Chrome? Chrome Beta 2 is out. Seems to fix that issue. #
@xanzippa scary AWESOME in reply to xanzippa #
@b_glad I’m sure you’ve seen it.. but it’s time to watch it again: http://tiny.cc/3Hd1S in reply to b_glad #
Obama is fuckin’ dis shit up http://bit.ly/IGHKh #
ADDENDUM: I am in love with Rachel Maddow :3 #
@DevinHerron haha thank you for rephrasing my previous tweet to be more… informative. in reply to DevinHerron #
@jackassletters TRY MY NEW WEBSITE THAT KINDA SUCKS RIGHT NOW BUT OH WELL http://www.sqawker.com in reply to jackassletters #
RT @jessicarbrown: How is this at all change that I can believe in? You dick! — #obamafail #
@HarperMD I dunno. I’ve never been able to use safari with a straight face. in reply to HarperMD #
@neilhimself are there any more being auctioned? in reply to neilhimself #
@HarperMD completely agreed. This is why i use chrome :shy: in reply to HarperMD #
@HarperMD @DevinHerron As a web dev, my best tool is firefox + firebug in reply to HarperMD #
@jackassletters yeah. It’s a serious work in progress. Currently it just grabs public timeline data, i’m having authentication issues. in reply to jackassletters #
i just referenced an old @pvponline joke concerning depantsing onself, blunt force trama to the face, then defenestration. #lifefail #
“trama”… really? Thanks for giving me the heads up, auto-spell checker #spellingfail #
@jackassletters It will eventually be a one-stop for updatting twitter/facebook; and if I can wing it irc/aim. It’s just a personal project. in reply to jackassletters #
@donttrythis I thought you guys were supposed to use the word “flatus” in reply to donttrythis #
@donttrythis ADDENDUM: “Canine Flatus” would be a cool name for a garage band in reply to donttrythis #
@TheWhaler what was that in reference to? in reply to TheWhaler #
@oreth Of course, but you have to add “oreth presents:” to the title of every album you come out with. in reply to oreth #
I AM TEH TWITTER FAIL TODAY #
At a garage sale during lunch, found a CD, purchased for eighty-four cents; FADE TO BLUEGRASS: A Bluegrass Tribute to Metallica. Fuck Yeah! #
@DevinHerron Alabama Bluegrass group: Iron Horse in reply to DevinHerron #
Album Cover Flavor Text: “In many ways Metallica and bluegrass are brothers, one raised in the urban jungle and the other in the country.” #
@HarperMD I consistently use inline edit and javascript insertion as well as Firebug’s “Net” tab, which shows server requests and responses. in reply to HarperMD #
@goatgreg Sonic exists for one reason only, tasty cold treats. All of their actual food is shitty shit shit poop in reply to goatgreg #
i think @jessicarbrown said it best “I love seeing hatemongering shitheels waste their money” in reference to those who oppose gay marriage. #
@morriquende Chocolate Cherry Dr Pepper is a step above. in reply to morriquende #
Did anyone else just get RAGINGLY ANGRY after seeing the Sherlock Holmes trailer? #
Due to the constraints of cross-domain policies, my project is not feasible as a web app. I guess I’ll be writing an AIR app instead/ #
timeline test #
I spent way too much time watching @HarperMD ’s youtube videos this afternoon #
test testy test test #
i’ve almost got the first feature of my air app done… a bare-bones twitter client #
if you wish to take a look at what i’m workin’ on, check out http://www.sqawker.com/dev/main.air you’ll need Adobe Air. Sending doesn’t work #

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Random Firings for the week of 2009-05-17

Published by oreth [Synapse] on May 17, 2009 under Uncategorized

@kamileon I just read your latest tweet. That’s great to hear. Sounds like he’s a fighter. #
Used my digicorder to set up a time lapse video of my cat sleeping at 1 second intervals. I sped it up 4x in iMovie: http://bit.ly/1avXs0 #
So I realized that I’m doing that “LISTEN TO SONGS THAT MAKE YOU REMEMBER/FEEL” thing that people do after a break up. #
Addendum:: Selections from Everclear’s “Songs from an American Movie” Volumes have been spinning recently. Those are some depressing dudes. #
I just plucked a 5 inch long hair from my nose. My eyes are watery and my nose hurts. #
@goatgreg to be honest, I started listening to them about a month ago when the wife left. It’s pretty much the perfect music for that. #
@Phreddish Do not worry. I would not ever listen to Staind :3 in reply to Phreddish #
@NathanFillion My wife left me about a month ago. She was a huge fan of yours. She’d be all like *~NATHAN~* and then squee. Oh Well. in reply to NathanFillion #
@P3ngy I originally had Madonna’s “Ray of Light” embedded in it. But youtube said that song was in violation or something. I’ll re-up 2nite in reply to P3ngy #
@wooper What brand? in reply to wooper #
@wooper damn, son. Do you know how to play? in reply to wooper #
@P3ngy You need a bumper sticker “MY MECHANIC IS ALSO A CARPENTER.” in reply to P3ngy #
@wooper I am envious of that ability. I used to play bassoon. in reply to wooper #
@wooper I am a huge nerd. Also: hated playing the bassoon in reply to wooper #
So, the replacement carts I got from Smoking Everywhere for my Loongtotem Mini-9 don’t fit. money gone. fml. #
Heh.. it appears i inherited the wife’s Pen-style she left behind #
@wooper yeah it was a bad mistake :HOWEVER: i do have the ex’s pen-style (only one battery) I can’t remember where i bought it though in reply to wooper #
@grantimahara Hey grant. Tell Tory that the internet loves his goofball ways. in reply to grantimahara #
@wooper I want to buy a new e-cig. one that I can get stuff for domestically, but I love my loongtotem… suggestions? in reply to wooper #
@wooper hey tim does this look like the e-minicig from loongtotem/e-cig.com ? in reply to wooper #
@wooper guess i should link it http://www.esmoke.net/ #
FUCK IT I’M JUST GONNE BUY A NEW ONE. WHICH DO YOU SUGGEST? #
@wooper the carts become so expensive when i spin 4x as much on shipping. in reply to wooper #
@wooper FFFFFFFF my loongtotem batteries are FUCKED in reply to wooper #
@wooper I just need to buy a new one… where do you shop in reply to wooper #
@wooper which one is your favorite? in reply to wooper #
@wooper i’m on a mac in reply to wooper #
This NPRO that the wife left is pretty fantastic #
@wooper I’ve only got 1 NPRO battery that works properly. Also the vapor from the default carts aren’t very smooth and are kinda rough. in reply to wooper #
@wooper so, this is a good time to get the sampler from Johnson Creek, huh? in reply to wooper #
@wooper non-pg sounds what i’m gonna try infact #
@wooper Why is that good? in reply to wooper #
Everything my family taught me concerning sex and sexuality is wrong. If I hear ONE MORE RELIGIOUS NUT gaybash, I’ll /ragequit life #
IT’S JUST IDK GUYS I HATE STUPID PEOPLE READ THIS http://bit.ly/11ITgh #
heh @johncaston said “dude, you’re ragin’ on twitter. You’re comin’ off kinda psycho right now.” #
he’s right #
THIS IS THE KIND OF THING I’M TALKING ABOUT: http://twitpic.com/51anv #
I correct people who say “I don’t believe in evolution.” : “You don’t -accept- evolution. Faith plays no part in accepting scientific proof” #
@wooper @bjackcity @b_glad @jessicarbrown @phreddish Thank you for informing me it was fake. I now feel like a complete scrub. #
@P3ngy http://bit.ly/XKr7P in reply to P3ngy #
@P3ngy To be honest, I didn’t know it came from there until someone pointed it out. which calmed me down quite a bit in reply to P3ngy #
@exit_strategy I… don’t know what you mean. Sorry in reply to exit_strategy #
@exit_strategy I’m not familiar with the concept of a “Space” is that like a virtual desktop? in reply to exit_strategy #
@exit_strategy I started using “Spaces” a while back, just never called it a “space”. heh. in reply to exit_strategy #
FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK fml #
My reactions today are not necessarily rational. I woke up ragin’ and everything continues to set me forward on a path of rage. FUCKING FUCK #
@DreamOfTheRood I don’t even know what you’re talking about but i lol’d. also, your day sucks, man. in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
RT @exit_strategy: HOLKY FUCK http://www.teamfortress.com/sniperupdate/ — HOLKY FUCK INDEED #
RT @highfours: THINGS I NEED IN THIS ORDER: sandwich, job, woman. And if my standards are low enough - Subway may be my one-stop cure-all. #
@wooper @jessicarbrown sake does not suck. but, neither does rum. HOWEVER IM PRETTY MUCH A GIRL SO ILL HAVE SOME AMARETTO PLEASE #
@jessicarbrown Have you ever considered making Mint Juleps instead. They are about a billion times more tasty than mojitos in reply to jessicarbrown #
@johncaston We need to buy a record player. in reply to johncaston #
@Phreddish No thanks, if i’m gonna have an alcoholic 7UP, it’s gonna be a Bacardi Silver in reply to Phreddish #
I couldn’t find my damn belt this morning… I just found it, IN THE PANTRY NEXT TO THE POPTARTS WTF? #
RT @Sunnybankian: *obligatory #fixreplies spam* Please fix replies! #
I just love the Snorks <3 #retrotweet #
Things I’ve Learned: Black Bed sheets aren’t any better than white when it comes to being able to spot stains. #
@wooper i have 2 black cats and a black dog. As such, sheets are perfect in reply to wooper #
evidently i have a friendfeed… i don’t even know -what- that means #
Today was a good day for burritos. #
@exit_strategy Everyday is a good day to torment my cats. They take pleasure in doing the same to me. in reply to exit_strategy #
@exit_strategy that’s their second favorite game. Their first is trying to make me trip and fall. in reply to exit_strategy #
RT @HarperMD: I really want a Blu-ray player http://tr.im/lgV9 #
@wooper it can’t -not- consent :smug: in reply to wooper #
@TheWhaler but THEN what happened? :overthetopinquizitivelook: in reply to TheWhaler #
THE VELOCISTORM IS COMING: STAND TALL AGAIN RAPTOR CLONING: http://bit.ly/4JjTS #
HOLY SHIT according to twitter @sarahksilverman is one of my friends. #
how the fuck is that even possible I don’t think we’ve ever met before. #
@wilw How’s your day goin’, wil? Friday marks the one month date that my wife left me. I think I’m gonna call her. Got any advice? in reply to wilw #
Holy fuck i love my mac. I got a samsung bluetooth headset for my phone from amazon the other day. ON a whime I tried to pair it with my mac #
BOOSH. connected, recognized and usable right out of the box as a wireless headset. $18 for a bluetooth 2.0 headset on multiple platforms. #
That totally owns #
@tangokjewelry It’s currently my favorite word in reply to tangokjewelry #
@tangokjewelry That kid is awesome. in reply to tangokjewelry #
i just made some badass spaghetti. I CAN’T WAIT TO PUT THIS INSIDE ME #
@beatlefan1983 Yes, but how does he response to Kafka and Kierkegaard? in reply to beatlefan1983 #
FREEZE, SUCKER BITCH #classictimrobbinslines #
@beatlefan1983 The movie was “Nothing to Lose” not “Blue Streak”. You fail. Please find a shallow poodle and drown yourself. NOT A TYPO. in reply to beatlefan1983 #
@jackassletters please don’t unfollow me. :(((((( in reply to jackassletters #
@jackassletters I’ve got a service recommendation for you. #fixreplies in reply to jackassletters #
@jackassletters HI ORETH HERE FOR NEW SUPER RAD @REPLIES MAKE JUST ONE @REPLY AND YOU’LL BE SAYING “THAT’S SUPER RAD!” in reply to jackassletters #
@StephenAtHome it’s easier if you focus solely on tweeting. The road will still be there when you get done. in reply to StephenAtHome #
@OldSchoolGamer MY ISLAND GAME: Hide the Sausage. :3 in reply to OldSchoolGamer #
RT @b_glad: Theme for all Woot Offs forever: Ain’t Nobody Buying This Roomba. #
@OldSchoolGamer I’m not sure what console, but it’d definitely be multi-player (up to 16 at a time with system link) in reply to OldSchoolGamer #
cannot wait for next issue of Freehandzine #
This is my default “cheer me up” picture: http://tinyurl.com/q9yx75 #
Why is Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” stuck in my head? Why do I even know that song? #
Addendum: heh. my clock radio is set to “mix” station. It’s what plays softly as I go to sleep. I’m willing to bet this is why. #
@jackassletters dude, chill out, man. You’re ’spergin’ all over the place in reply to jackassletters #
@jackassletters Spergin - via Urban Dictionary: http://bit.ly/1SHvRv in reply to jackassletters #
@jessicarbrown hahahahah i love Justin Timberlake. I have no qualms about saying that. in reply to jessicarbrown #
Alice In Wonderland + Yooooooouuuuuuuuuutuuuuuuuuuuuuube = Trippy as fuck : http://bit.ly/izZho #
@goatgreg You’re in luck, man. The morning has been pretty dull. Roomba’s and watches for the most part. in reply to goatgreg #
@jaycubed All i’ve got is an old story somewhere of a really dumb Cthulhu Mythos “Noir -esque” story. Like.. REALLY dumb. in reply to jaycubed #
I watched the first episode of Star Trek:TNG last night. It was so bad. UUUUUUGH. I remember it being a lot better than this. #
@DreamOfTheRood more like LOOK AT ALL DIS SHIT I DON’T WANT off in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
The first wootoff that I have money and everything is complete crap #
@jackassletters you know we can’t retweet that right? it goes over the allowed character limit #
GONNA BE SO PISSED IF SOMETHING AWESOME COMES UP WHILE IM AT LUNCH #
@wooper I’ve got a Squire Strat. I love it, but damn if I don’t suck at playing it. I need to learn how to play it.. better. in reply to wooper #
@wooper it was free ok? in reply to wooper #
@SarahKSilverman NO SARAH DON’T GIVE UP in reply to SarahKSilverman #
@wooper I’ve been looking at acoustics recently and I really think I want a Seagull acoustic. I know I love music, and I want to play but $$ in reply to wooper #
@wooper Why? I mean the seagulls are made in Canada where they have great wood for making guitars and can sell them for less. in reply to wooper #
@dancrumb IA IA! DANDREWHYDE F’TAGHN! #
@Aeire you forgot “sleep in” and “watch Price Is Right”. in reply to Aeire #
Sup, Democratic Socialists? :gleam: #
@OldSchoolGamer Hey what ever :fistbump: in reply to OldSchoolGamer #
Hey DemmySoc bros, let’s go stand in a bread line and make jokes about how “In Communist USA, Bread line stands in you!” #democratsocialists #
@Aeire *Price is Right fail sound* in reply to Aeire #
woot is offloading all of it’s expensive crap today. #
heh @woot look at alla dis expensive shit #
RT @jackassletters: Let @biz know his @twitter blogpost is stupid: http://tinyurl.com/qu3aqh Please RT! #boycott #fixreplies #
@DevinHerron well at least I can say I was there for the big twitter upset of may ‘09 in reply to DevinHerron #
@tangokjewelry You didn’t get the hot peppers, did you? If you had gotten the hot peppers, you’d be going back. in reply to tangokjewelry #
@tangokjewelry If there’s a Jimmy John’s around, stuff your face with that next time. And try not to moan too loud. in reply to tangokjewelry #
@tangokjewelry http://www.jimmyjohns.com/ in reply to tangokjewelry #
@tangokjewelry the longer the dry spell, the more my words become full of innuendo. in reply to tangokjewelry #
@tangokjewelry The thought is appreciated. However, I am resourceful and know how to use the internet for its “True Purpose” in reply to tangokjewelry #
@HarperMD Knowing the person and answering that question aren’t entirely mutual. The questions still stands. in reply to HarperMD #
Is setting things on fire for the purpose of revenge a crime? #
RT @beatlefan1983: @oreth survey says…YES. — Well.. ermm… what about for JUSTICE? #
RT @jolohrman: @oreth It’s ok if it’s for justice. See ‘People of Miami vs The Human Torch’ circa 1961 #arson #
@NathanFillion Somewhere, someone just had a nerd-gasm. -shameful- in reply to NathanFillion #
@kamileon How’re you holding up? in reply to kamileon #
@wooper Oh you must have accidentally picked up the soap sausage. No one buys those. Mostly because they taste like soap. in reply to wooper #
@harpermd @jessicarbrown what’s the difference between the regular and light versions? #crunchbang in reply to HarperMD #
@HarperMD i’d love a lightweight linux distro that can at least play video. I watch tv episodes on my laptop to go to sleep to in reply to HarperMD #
@HarperMD it seems all webkit browsers have that problem. I use Chrome at work and gifs run like asss #
Installing CrunchBang right now. Hope my wireless card works on it. Oh well if it doesn’t back to win7. It’s a trash-top anyway. #
Not anytime soon due to expenses, but I’ve been thinking about getting a netbook. The wife had a first gen EEEpc. It was too small for hands #
I’ve fallen victim to Firefox bloat too many times recently. No program needs 1.2gigs of ram to run #
@bearfish just firebug in reply to bearfish #
*sigh* One month to the day. #
@rogerogeroger Yeah i’m doing fine. I think. Man I don’t even know. in reply to rogerogeroger #
@DreamOfTheRood Mays-Turing Machine? in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
@DreamOfTheRood the Mays portion refers to Billy Mays :3 in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
@tangokjewelry My dog smells like chocolate and peanutbutter. Mostly because I bath her in REESE’S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS shampoo. in reply to tangokjewelry #
@oreth Which is mostly a bunch of peanut butter cups put in a blender then smeared all over her. in reply to oreth #
@msfrisby Sounds like my every morning until caffeine is absorbed. in reply to msfrisby #
@DreamOfTheRood You don’t randomly put candy in a blender then smear the results on females? (PRO TIP: Skittles don’t work well for this) in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
@DreamOfTheRood THE PREVIOUS TWEET WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CREATOR OF XKCD, RANDAL MUNROE in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
Sup #Dallas tweeps? :gleam: #
@hodgman I’ll do it for $50 in reply to hodgman #
I had smoked sirloin for lunch from Texas Land & Cattle smug smug smug smug #
@neilhimself No, thanks -you- neil. Thank you for entertaining us. in reply to neilhimself #
man i’m so bad at forum -> twitter user names. @Shinmeko was talking about some old news at about the same time Cold Lemonade was. #
PRO-TIP: they are the same person. #
@shinmeko :sadtrombone: in reply to shinmeko #
@goatgreg i bought an $8 power inverter this morning off of woot. first woot-off i HAVE purchased something in reply to goatgreg #
@bearfish Cancel you gamefly account. I’ll send you my copy of mass effect. in reply to bearfish #
@bearfish I dunno man. I had gamefly for a while and I’d go weeks without a new game being sent to me. It just seemed expensive vs. netflix. in reply to bearfish #
@bearfish For example: Mass Effect is now what… $30? Which is $8 more than a month Gamefly. It’s also long and fantastic. Well worth $30. in reply to bearfish #
@msfrisby What’s your favorite book? in reply to msfrisby #
@msfrisby *puts Harlequin Novels in the children’s books section” #
@msfrisby *puts religious texts in the Sci-Fi section* #
@msfrisby there… i think my work is done. have fun #
i have found that i occasionally type phonetically. That is, I say “I’ll” occasionally like “owl”, and it comes out in my typing as such. #
@bearfish I hear you. I very rarely buy games. even rarer; new ones. But the ones I do buy are completely worth it. in reply to bearfish #
I can feel anxiety setting in #
@wooper you are a hug despenser? I could totally use one right now. #
RT @wooper: @oreth e-hugs do not count, after Oprah let people print out hug coupons it’s been a nightmare ever since — hahaha #
I could not get Crunchbang to work with my wireless #
addendum: it recognized the card and installed restricted drivers for it.. but i couldn’t get it to see the wireless networks #
@exit_strategy I have been contemplating the same thing in reply to exit_strategy #
I PUT IN ORDER FOR BOC… ORDER IS PROCESSING #
@jessicarbrown That damn eric. He’s -always- taking pictures of people’s underwear. in reply to jessicarbrown #
@kamileon How does one express sincere anguish for another human being’s pains? “I’m sorry for you loss” just doesn’t seem to encompass it. in reply to kamileon #
@Sunnybankian no… :((( in reply to Sunnybankian #
didn’t get a boc… did get monkey and lighter #
@HarperMD I made a video for the youtube thread. I think I killed it in reply to HarperMD #
I guess I should link the youtube video of me unboxing a big mac here (sound is soft, so crank it up): http://bit.ly/VnM6Q #
Drinking Hazlenut mocha something or other from mcdonald’s. It was free, alright?! #
Fuck, i’m outta smokes #
NOTE TO INTERNET: do not drink a Hazlenut Mocha frappachino what the fuck ever from McDonalds at 1 in the morning. Sleep will evade you. #
man, i want some fuckin’ waffles. #
@tangokjewelry wtf chicken and waffles? Man that sounds fuckin’ awesome. in reply to tangokjewelry #
@tangokjewelry damn that sounds tasty. I’ve got a waffle house right next to my apartment. It’s basically IHOP, but more like a bar. in reply to tangokjewelry #
@DreamOfTheRood how about a song with an anti-twilight message in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
Ever considerd stealing something insignificant? $5 for tweezers is ridiculous #
I made a mstake. Went shopping on an empty stomach again #
And now for the best part of walmart… Waiting in line! #
buit they are very nice tweezers :3 #
I made some real guacamole. You know you want some #
@ericaustinlee it is very good :3 in reply to ericaustinlee #
@harperMD still waiting for your youtube response :crossarm: #

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A day outside my window

Published by oreth [Synapse] on May 11, 2009 under Uncategorized

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Random Firings for the week of 2009-05-10

Published by oreth [Synapse] on May 10, 2009 under Uncategorized

@krisstraub I know. I called at 5:45 and asked if you were still there. The guy said “barely” so I tried to get there as fast as possible. in reply to krisstraub #
Fuck all you guys who are cooking today. Chinese delivery in 3.. 2.. #
@ABleedingGod Beef Lo Mein was awesome… I have Kung Pao chicken left over for dinner in reply to ABleedingGod #
@tangokjewelry You’re teaching her about The Rolling Stones? -awesome- in reply to tangokjewelry #
@tangokjewelry I love The Stones, but the subsequent line to that lyric makes no sense. in reply to tangokjewelry #
@tangokjewelry Well, that line is very blahse. It says “Hey. Things happen all the time. Sometimes they work for you, sometimes they don’t.” in reply to tangokjewelry #
@tangokjewelry It’s not as deep as it sounds, especially in context with the rest of the song. That being said, it is still one of my faves. #
@tangokjewelry The phrase is very true. That’s not the point I’m making. The point is, in context with the rest of the song, it feels trite. in reply to tangokjewelry #
Holy crap. I’ve written three tweets, back-to-back this morning. Each of them containing one-hundred and fourty characters of tweet goodness #
@tangokjewelry Perchance the truest thing said to me recently. Mick Jagger and Keith Richards are not the best moralistic role models. \m/ in reply to tangokjewelry #
@tangokjewelry things are well, if not a bit weird. in reply to tangokjewelry #
@DreamOfTheRood That’s not all they are watching me do. in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
@TheElemak haha collect as many business cards as possible… I have an idea. in reply to TheElemak #
@wilw talking like green puppet, you are. in reply to wilw #
@DreamOfTheRood HAS USED THE WORD OF THE DAY: SISYPHEAN! in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
@DownWithPants It’s like a Starbucks.. but with Tea. Most of the people are very knowledgeable and their mantra is “tea is the best thing” in reply to DownWithPants #
So, I’m about to register a new website domain name… but i just need a name. Something that looks good on a business card, and not cliche. #
what do you guys think about: SUPERPIRATENINJADEATHSQUAD2000DOTCOM.com #
@Dean_life oreth.com has been squatted in reply to Dean_life #
I’m tryin to take a page from @cheald ’s book and come up with a 5 to 6 character domain name #
@Danial79 way out in the water… see it swimmin’ in reply to Danial79 #
The site will be entirely flex based #
@Sunnybankian I just saw that. Man, it completely threw me off guard. in reply to Sunnybankian #
Attn. Social Media Marketers: Your dog loves you because it doesn’t understand you’re a Social Media Marketer. Your cat still hates you. #
The previous was a RT from @jackassletters #
@krisstraub Will Shatner be there? Got to get him to sign a copy of SHATNERQUAKE in reply to krisstraub #
@Sunnybankian Man… that thread. that thread. in reply to Sunnybankian #
@Sunnybankian Partially my fault. I just can’t find the words to say “NO THIS IS A BAD IDEA” correctly. As such, my posts become ALL CAPS in reply to Sunnybankian #
man, coming up with a domain name under 8 characters is really difficult. #
@goatgreg TAKEN AND OCCUPIED #
@Aeire YEAAAAAH. WHAT UP GIRLY GIRL? I SWEAR I GO ALL BAAAAAAM CRADLE ROCK STYLE! in reply to Aeire #
@tangokjewelry While ivy makes fine ground cover, I tend to lean more towards the souls of the damned. Their anguish is like butter to trees in reply to tangokjewelry #
@jessicarbrown It is a pretty rockin’ album. in reply to jessicarbrown #
@tangokjewelry You could do that, but I might suggest using a bit of lye to dissolve the body first. Then, make fertilizer from bone marrow. in reply to tangokjewelry #
@tangokjewelry What do you think I do at night? in reply to tangokjewelry #
Dom DeLuise died in his sleep last night. :((((((((((((( #
@ericaustinlee I wish I understood the joke in reply to ericaustinlee #
@jaycubed I am jealous of your tequila. in reply to jaycubed #
@ericaustinlee Spin, indeed. My brain WOBBLED just while reading your last tweet. in reply to ericaustinlee #
I love using “Trickle-Down Theory” to counter-argue conservative stand-points at work. #
ADDENDUM: The moment I mention Ronald Reagan, they are putty in my hands. #
@wooper Ok.. if that has any truth to it, I’ve got to download this game. in reply to wooper #
@wooper Ok.. I gotta get this game. in reply to wooper #
Ok, listen up. If you recently followed me and didn’t get a follow back it’s because either A) You’re a spam bot or B) An SOE (see reason A) #
@kamileon That’s so good to hear. in reply to kamileon #
RT @gunner101: I just watched an ass-hole jock fall down the stairs:) : Play him off, keyboard cat! http://bit.ly/tdzvZ #
TWEET DECK YOU ARE HOGGING MY MEGAHURTZ #
@Phreddish sweat, baby sweat, baby. Sex is a Texas Drought and we do the kinda stuff that only Prince would sing about. in reply to Phreddish #
@Sunnybankian WHEN CAN I BUY THAT? in reply to Sunnybankian #
@wooper You magnificent sick bastard <3 in reply to wooper #
@wooper I was having a seriously bad day. I loaded up tweetdeck and saw this on top of my replies. My day has been brightened significantly. in reply to wooper #
Twooshes are fun to write. I have become better at penning them since I found out what they were called and that there’s statistics for them #
The bad thing about Twooshes: Retweeting them is nigh impossible without breaking the context of the previous message. #
Played through a campaign in L4D last night with @johncaston we had a total blast. It was almost too MUCH fun. #
@goatgreg did you just ask me to catch? what? in reply to goatgreg #
@tangokjewelry have you been watching alton brown? in reply to tangokjewelry #
Fucking score. Same Sex Marriage Bill passes in Maine (89-58) #
@tangokjewelry he did something like that on his vanilla bean show in reply to tangokjewelry #
@tangokjewelry haven’t seen the sun in 2 weeks due to constant rain. #
@goatgreg Are you suggesting that we should up and move to Maine, forgoing everything else in our lives, and be each other’s love biscuits? in reply to goatgreg #
@tangokjewelry That would usually be west texas… where i’m from. This is central/east texas. Today: 90 degrees F.. 100% humidity expected. in reply to tangokjewelry #
@GearboxSoftware I pretty much agreed on every point that Croshaw pointed out: http://bit.ly/UdFYu in reply to GearboxSoftware #
@DreamOfTheRood Who’s got two thumbs and obviously doesn’t care? (hint: the guy who’s on the phone) in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
So, during slow periods, I’ve been making my way through Achewood. #
Addendum: I, most-heartedly, approve. #
@krisstraub heh Speaking of “Dog Rapist” this comic might interest you, or at least make your stomach curdle: http://bit.ly/wCaw5 #RaineDog in reply to krisstraub #
@billamend damn you.. now i have to work it. thanks a lot. in reply to billamend #
@ABleedingGod A twoosh is an elite tweet that is exactly one-hundred and fourty characters in length from beginning to end. in reply to ABleedingGod #
I don’t practive santeria… I ain’t got no crystal ball. Well I had a million dollars but I…. I spent it all #singalong #
One time, I walked into Abercrombie and asked the girl if they had fat guy clothes… like REALLY REALLY FAT GUY clothes. She looked scared. #
@goatgreg (not to knit pick, but I think the last word there is “down”) #
addendum: I guess it is knit-picking when you type out a corrective tweet, send it, and then see you typo-ed and delete it and rewrite it. #
@goatgreg hooray… but i don’t know anymore words to it. I just kinda mumble along until the guitar solo where I jam out on air guitar \m/ in reply to goatgreg #
(and then later) BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY THAT I GOT SOEMTHING FOR HIS PUNKASS! #singalong #
@estebankielbasa exactly 3. Yellow, Dijon, and Jack Daniels. in reply to estebankielbasa #
@estebankielbasa you better stock up on that shit. in reply to estebankielbasa #
@satanspogostick She was like “We have maybe double XL” and I was like… “No, honey. I mean like FAT GUY LIKES TO EAT BABIES”. She cried. in reply to satanspogostick #
@goatgreg I have one of those too.. except instead of red wine it’s refried beans. in reply to goatgreg #
@TheWhaler oh i know right like last time i was at the gym they wouldn’t give me a towel so i ju— who am i kidding, I don’t go to the gym. in reply to TheWhaler #
Tried to go to KFC for lunch. It looked like a scene from a George Romero film; people standing outside pounding mindlessly at the windows. #
haha, just got a call from old apartment complex. They have a refund check in my name. score. #
@jolohrman your use of the word “tune” is very… unconventional. in reply to jolohrman #
I found a fucking awesome iphone on the train today. GOOD BYE SPRINT, HELLO AT&T #
addendum: the previous was a lie. #
Guys, let’s use twitter for the most inane things ever #realtwitter #
I had a turkey sub for dinner #realtwitter #
Yeah, that was actually not a very good idea. Oh well, scratch that idea. #
@estebankielbasa your edit of “tenderly” made me lol. in reply to estebankielbasa #
i’m f5-in’ the fuck outta the forums tonight #
@estebankielbasa Governments rise and fall at the hands of the disgruntled constituents it contains. Consider it your civic duty to do so. in reply to estebankielbasa #
@jessicarbrown lemonheaded drew me a rockin’ avatar. I have to use it for at least a little while. Pie Bunny will return, fear not. in reply to jessicarbrown #
@morriquende hahaha score in reply to morriquende #
@jessicarbrown HAH. I’ve been trying to figure out why I know your avatar. I never made the connection before. in reply to jessicarbrown #
@estebankielbasa Holy shit, did you just channel The Beach Boys? That’s a pretty ballsy move, man. in reply to estebankielbasa #
@jessicarbrown you are jack frost on the forums, no? in reply to jessicarbrown #
@jessicarbrown I hardly ever make the connection between forums and anywhere else. Also: your twitter name and forum handle blend genders. in reply to jessicarbrown #
addendum: i do recognize a number of forum -> twitter names. But most are lost on me. #
testing flex twitter client #
sdignsdifn #
@krisstraub if you mention my name on air i will totally tweet about it. #
@krisstraub THE INVERSE IS ALSO TRUE. #
i think @krisstraub just said my name.. if not, then it was just background noise. you know how you hear what you want to hear? yeaaah. #
listening to @krisstraub and @pvponline do something on a live web cast. Kurtz talks WAY too much. :smug: #
I wish @pvponline ’s Scott Kurtz would consolidate his dialogue… INTO A SINGULARITY #sickburns #
*sigh* @pvponline ‘USE THE WORD “MANCEY” It’s like a nancey, but more masculine? #
*christ* @pvponline ’s Scott Kurtz is taking back the word “faggot” #
hey @pvponline , if you want to distance readers, why not just take a picture of you penetrating a picture of baby jesus with your weiner? #
@pvponline YOU ARE THE REASON I DRINK #
@pvponline re: dinner. How do you know I wasn’t there? #
alright… i’m done with this. peace. #
@HarperMD i have plenty of recliner space if you want to stop in dallas for a bit. in reply to HarperMD #
What is the best @hodgman book to start out with? I assume the obvious answer is “The first one.” #
@hodgman which of your books should I begin with? #
Huh… The Wordy Shipmates are being sold together with the 2 @hodgman books for $37 . Considering this or buying the kindle versions. #
@TheElemak I’m starting to get the idea that an Osprey flew into some powerlines near you… Is this correct? in reply to TheElemak #
@Aeire Your last tweet reminded me of this song: http://bit.ly/16K8uG in reply to Aeire #
welp, nm… scratch that. #
@jessicarbrown punch him in his brown eye! in reply to jessicarbrown #
@krisstraub twuck off. in reply to krisstraub #
@krisstraub so.. you’re speaking directly to Feist then? in reply to krisstraub #
@wooper Did the local Austin paper start syndicating RaineDog? in reply to wooper #
@StephenAtHome more like enviable BONER structure… amirite?! yeah.. i am. in reply to StephenAtHome #
Fuck I’m Hungry #
@wooper done and done.. been waiting for it, actually #
dream last night: smoking barbeque rockband pot an in-car electric coffee grinder and @wooper running over lawn furniture not giving a fuck. #
So, the first album I ever bought by Modest Mouse was “Good News For People Who Love Bad News”. I still contend that it was their best album #
@TheWhaler Will listen as soon as “Good Times Are Killing Me” is over in reply to TheWhaler #
you know what sounds awesome right now? a dime bag #
I so would #
I would spend the next three days completely disassociated from reality #
@aerynea I am currently cooking your Pork and Apples recipe. It smells sooooo good. #
mmm pork ‘n apples: http://twitpic.com/4sh7h #
I just got back from some movie called star trek I don’t get it what is up with the guy with pointy ears #
@kamileon IRight now it’s a good thing that he’s peeing. But after he pulls out of this, you will wish him to stop peeing so profusely. in reply to kamileon #
@Sunnybankian I did that once.. Doctors had to put in a sling. Do you know what it’s like walking around with your shinai in a sling? in reply to Sunnybankian #
@kamileon The previous was intended to hopefully bring a smile in such stressful times. If it offended, I deeply and sincerely apologize. in reply to kamileon #
RT @morriquende: Star Trek was AMAZING. Holy moley, it makes me proud to be a nerd. #
@neoraven Written by Springsteen, as I recall. in reply to neoraven #
@wooper Hey if you had a 4×4 pickup would you even give a fuck if you ran over people’s porch furniture? in reply to wooper #
@wooper it was a weird dream. You had a pickup like the one marty mcfly finally gets at the end of the Back to the Future series. in reply to wooper #
@wooper It was more like “Yo oreth let’s smoke while driving around in my pickup and grinding coffee beans. FUCK THAT GUY’S LAWN FURNITURE!” in reply to wooper #
@wilw Did you have a cameo in the new Star Trek Movie? Cause I swear I saw you in there for a brief moment. in reply to wilw #
@jackassletters Vince Offer isn’t a children’s show personality. in reply to jackassletters #
About to watch Choke. If the previews are any indication, this movie is going to blow. #
Watching Choke…. Enjoying it immensely. #
I knew I recognized his mother. She’s one of my favorite actresses in the Anderson films. #
Choke was a really good movie. #
@wooper hahaha where do I buy JC juice? #
@wooper so in the Loongtotem you just pop the cap off, drop some juice into the stuffing, and then smoke? in reply to wooper #
@wooper man all those flavors sound bad ass #
@wooper will be my first purchase next paycheck #
@wooper Does smoking one flavor and then putting another flavor in the same cart diminish the taste or is it unnoticeable? in reply to wooper #
@neoraven Creepy awesome. What-a-burger is where that shit is AT in reply to neoraven #
Watching an old recording of Cosby on netflix. He doesn’t hold up so well. #
@ericaustinlee Standup: Bill Cosby - Himself. I remember LOVING this set when I was younger in reply to ericaustinlee #
@ericaustinlee He’s getting to the densist re-enactment, I may end up retracting my statement in reply to ericaustinlee #
Cosby just mentioned “We were in my Ferrari.. My 17 thousand dollar Ferrari.” I just spent 13K on a used PT CRUISER. #
Previous statement concerning Cosby not holding up has been retracted #
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? #
I don’t want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in your heart. #FO3DLC #

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Random Firings for the week of 2009-05-03

Published by oreth [Synapse] on May 3, 2009 under Uncategorized

Waitinbg for lunch to be delivered. KUNG PAIO CHICKE— oh they’re here… awesome #
Garageband is so much fun: Song #1: http://bit.ly/3fzTE (Whole Wide World) and Song #2: http://bit.ly/m1aLo (To The Beat!) #
@HarperMD Ronald Reagan is the only human being, past, present or future, that I am fairly confident is a zombie and roams the Mall at night in reply to HarperMD #
@neilhimself Enjoy. in reply to neilhimself #
I bought a random shirt on shirt.woot the other day for $7. This is the one that came: http://bit.ly/fIIAl (Cupcakeosaur). I’m wearing it. #
@wooper and @HarperMD ’s faux comic is made of genius and win. #
QUOTE. BUY. PRINT. #
Addendum: I would -ruin- Erin “E” Surance. #
Finally: Is that kinda weird? #
Guys, according to tweetstats, @HarperMD is my twitter bff. Followed closely by @wilw :3 #
Saints Row 2: You can not review this game with out mentioning GTA IV. That is because everything that GTA IV did wrong, Sai… (http:// … #
@HarperMD I just recently started using facebook on a regular basis. Is it really as great as everyone says it is? in reply to HarperMD #
@krisstraub I’m at 75 and Arapaho & don’t get out of work till 5. You sure you can’t hang on just a little longer to meet an anti-celebrity? in reply to krisstraub #
@ericaustinlee you said the magic word. in reply to ericaustinlee #
OH GREAT @MAGIC_MASTER IS GOING TO TEACH ME MAGIC BY USING THE POWER OF TWIT SPAM. FUCK YES MAGIC. I’ll HIDE MY BOOT UP YOUR ASS. #
Seriously, I want to learn how to fool school children into thinking I’m God. Please help me, @Magic_Master #
“I make money appear from your various extremities. BRING ME COOKIES TO ABATE MY WRATH.” #
“GOD WANTS COOKIES. AND YOU SHALL SUPPLY THEM AS SACRIFICE. But not oatmeal raisin cookies, those are kind of bleh.” #
RT @DreamOfTheRood: @goatgreg henceforth we shall call it the swine plague — Still not awesome enough. what about “The Bacon Insurgence”? #
Personal Mantra: Fuck him/her/them/it/that (circle one). #
My favorite cinematographic “trick” is the long take. #
RT @scarymask: You know what doorknobs? Stop snagging my %^*&ing jacket pockets. %$&^ off doorknobs. It’s time we had Star Trek doors anyway #
On my plate for tonight: “Swingers” #
@HarperMD @marcipan Is it a novel or an exposé? #
@Marcipan do you have a kindle or an iphone/ipod touch? #
@goatgreg where did you order that poster from? #
@wooper Whoa. Free Realms is the project you were working on? in reply to wooper #
Today, I woke up screaming about pimps and hoes. I realized today is two-weeks without her. It dawned on me the two might be related. fml #
RT @jackassletters: Attn. Social Media Marketers: Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! It’s tedious isn’t it? #
1 hour to go #
can’t… stay.. awake #
@HarperMD Come to Texas. We’ll totally wallow in whatever counter-culture we can find. in reply to HarperMD #
@HarperMD Who doesn’t? One time I wallowed… WALLOWED… in self-loathing and dispair. I call those my “Undecided Major at College” years in reply to HarperMD #
@HarperMD I might have spoken hastily and not considered the global scope of it. That is, “on the forums” isn’t a large enough container. in reply to HarperMD #
@DreamOfTheRood Demmin. Check @HarperMD ’s most recent thread http://bit.ly/i4R8U in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
@HarperMD @DreamOfTheRood my bad. I, for some reason, just assumed I was being asked. #
FUCKING FUCK FUCK #
I HATE MY LIFE I HATE MY FAMILY I HATE MY SITUATION #
FUCK MY LIFE #
WHY DOES SHIT ALWAYS HAPPEN ALL AT ONCE #
@Aeire a wand? in reply to Aeire #
Sorry for the outburst, twitter. You were the closest outlet medium. #
@jessicarbrown “okay” is relative at this point. So… yes? in reply to jessicarbrown #
@rogerogeroger whoa whoa whoa whoa… new cthulhu mythos? link please. in reply to rogerogeroger #
And there he goes folks, Demmin has some how managed to, some how, go even lower than thought humanly possible. #
@GearboxSoftware I received an email informing me about focus testing this weekend. I responded but never got an official invite. Am I out? #
Oh guys, someone explain Achewood to me. I see there is humour there, but I have not been able to parse it in its entirety. #
@HarperMD What happened, homie? in reply to HarperMD #
Idea for new CSS Property: ‘ie-compat’: If this is set to false, your client is forced to download and install a modern compliant browser. #
Don’t test me when I’m crazy off that airplane glue. #
:ohdear: card has arrived http://twitpic.com/4b2zj #
Dear Twitter: It’s possible I unfollowed you. If you cannot figure out why, perhaps the following questions might help you figure it out. #
1) Are you a social media “marketer” who followed me, and tweeted once about the money you just saved, or product you received? #
2) Are you a Social Networking “Expert” who does nothing but send out quotes from famous people? #
3) Are you a person who has a “schtick” and has run it into the ground and aren’t @SKYTANK ? #
4) Are you Sarah Palin? #
If you answered yes to any of these questions, chances are, you have been unfollowed. kthnxbai #
The only “marketer” that I keep on my follow list is @tangokjewelry She’s not just a tweeter, she’s an artist, and a pretty cool mom. #
Clarification: @tangokjewelry isn’t my mother. #
Addendum: If my mom were on twitter, I’d leave the internet. #
It seems that @NancyPerez did not see my previous tweets and chose to follow me anyway. YOU WERE THE HEAD OF YOUR CLASS, WERENT YOU, NANCY? #
RT @b_glad: @oreth From her bio: “…Facebook Coach.” Hahahaha what the hell does that even mean? — Referencing @NancyPerez #
@b_glad No idea but the idea is fuckin hilarious. “I WANT YOU TO GO IN THERE AND CHNGE YOUR STATUS YOU GOT THAT? DO IT! DO IIIIIIT! YEAH!” in reply to b_glad #
I’m gonna go say “Hi” to @krisstraub on Saturday. I don’t even read comics. I did followe the original run of Checkerboard Nightmare. though #
@scarymask Little known fact, “Christopher Loyd” is my middle name. This is not a lie. in reply to scarymask #
@OldSchoolGamer Inglorious Basterds in reply to OldSchoolGamer #
RT @DreamOfTheRood: Its so weird to watch abg tweet this early in the am, because he tweets like its night. — agreed #
I think I might just make cue cards to read off of when I go see @krisstraub tomorrow. #
Card 1: Hi, Kris! #
Card 2: Fine. How are you? #
Card 3: While I find Rand’s Philosophie of Objectivism intriguing, I’m not as sold on it as some, but not as skeptical of it as others. #
@tangokjewelry Our conversation has taken a very Rousseau-esque turn. in reply to tangokjewelry #
@Aeire Just wanted to let you know that your comic now has a space on Chrome’s “most visited” pages. in reply to Aeire #
Alright. #followfriday is here. @tangokjewelry makes cool jewelry, and has a sexy brain. #
@tangokjewelry hahahaha oh wow. That reply made my friday. gg Tango in reply to tangokjewelry #
@jessicarbrown do what i do. Just don’t clean the house and move every 6 months. Simple :smug: in reply to jessicarbrown #
@DreamOfTheRood it means you reccommend to YOUR follows someone YOU follow for THEM to start following. in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
@krisstraub “Hey you remember that time you wrote a valentine’s song for pvpforums and you said that angel was hot even though he’s a guy?” in reply to krisstraub #
@krisstraub “That was awesome.” in reply to krisstraub #
Fun Fact: I tried to get a copy of that song and burn it to a cd to get it signed, but no-one had it anymore #
RT @goatgreg: Ridiculously upset I missed today’s shirt on woot http://shirt.woot.com — same. I wanted that shirt so bad. #
The hamdemic is wide spread. The 4 horsemen of the Aporkalypse cometh. #swineflujokes #
I’m sorry, @Darcy1974 I will not be following you back. I don’t care if you have pics… wait.. they’re NSFW you say? <.< >.> *click* #
heh. @Pyriel has warned me that @krisstraub might attack me tommorrow. I look forward to it. Mr. Straub is my *~Edward Cullen*~ <3 <3 <3 #
In all actuality, I’m nervous about going out tomorrow. I just really shy away from real world interactions with people. #
The internet is my perfect social experience. Plenty of friends, without the awkward physical nature of the situation. #
@b_glad PC LOAD LETTER in reply to b_glad #
@HarperMD Use the cubicles to create a fort. Defend it by building a trebuchet from chairs and launch various pieces of office paraphenalia in reply to HarperMD #
@HarperMD Where are you that it’s Monday already? in reply to HarperMD #
@goatgreg I must know more re: sushi + cthulhu. in reply to goatgreg #
@krisstraub That is a truly awful comic. in reply to krisstraub #
@krisstraub It still doesn’t even come close to rivaling the inanity of Ziggy in reply to krisstraub #
@goatgreg Alright, you’re the second one to recomment Fall of Cthulu. Is it a BOOK or a graphic novel/comic book? in reply to goatgreg #
@goatgreg I -adore- the original writings of Lovecraft. I’ll see if I can’t find a copy of this some where. in reply to goatgreg #
@goatgreg Of course. I tried to find a copy to pick up and read locally, but all major retailers are out. in reply to goatgreg #
I have figured it out. I am getting a cake with a screen-print of my face on it. I will present it to @krisstraub to eat. Too much? #
It appears the place that i’ll be going tommorrow actually has teh Fall of Cthulhu stuff. #
Going to see Wolverine after work. The only reason I’m going is because Ryan Reynolds <3 #
@goatgreg When I heard Deadpool was going to be in this movie, the only person who made any sense to play this role was Reynolds. in reply to goatgreg #
@goatgreg he was the only reason I ever saw the third Blade movie. #
@satanspogostick I always am. I rarely see movies in theatres due to the disappointment. However, $4.75 for a ticket for a poor movie is ok. in reply to satanspogostick #
@krisstraub I dunno. I’m pretty cheap, so I might just buy some twinkies and draw a smiley face on them with a Sharpie(tm) #
@TheWhaler Ad block is your friend. in reply to TheWhaler #
@jackassletters I’m not even clicking that link at work. in reply to jackassletters #
it seems @goatgreg is trying to rid himself of a “slightly used” queen-sized bed. Is it truly “slightly used” or “goatboy-lovin’” used? #
RT @goatgreg: Wolverine realizes he is a comic book character and that’s why he can’t die #fakewolverinespoilers #realShaymalnspoilers — ha #
@HarperMD Your introduction for Freehandzine is fantastic. A++ would read again #
Saw Wolverine…. It was bad. #
The Game. I lost it. #
All my twitter friends are in bed or something #
@murena Sleep well. Have a good weekend. in reply to murena #
previous week’s deadliest catch is -heavy- #
@krisstraub I was on my way out the door to buy cupcakes and head down there, but a friend needs some help. I am sad #
@oreth Next time you make an appearance in the Dallas area, I promise I’ll bring Cupcakes in reply to oreth #
@krisstraub i’m omw tracfic on 75 can u wait just a few modd minutes? #
@krisstraub i just made it to zeus comics… and everyone is gone… stupid weather… stupid getting lost. fml. #
After a dissapointing day, I’ve got to find my way home #

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