Random Firings for the week of 2010-09-05

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Random Firings for the week of 2010-08-08

  • @HarperMD my legs are still sore from what felt like walking uphill both ways while I was in town. in reply to HarperMD #
  • RT @PROMO_TWEET: MONDAY MORNING: BROUGHT TO YOU BY A GENEROUS GRANT FROM THE “FUCK THIS SHIT I’M GOING BACK TO BED” COUNCIL. #
  • Accidentally bought whipped cream cheese instead of normal. It’s ok I guess… #butthesebagelsarestale #
  • @mindofchester it’s a cicada. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicada in reply to mindofchester #
  • so @cyndi_ recently got me into reading comics. On my trip, I read all of Scott Pilgrim, and about a quarter of Ex Machina. Both are great. #
  • On the flip side of that, I thought I’d really like Deadpool. Turns out, Deadpool is terrible. #
  • I had three cookies and a coke for breakfast. #BeingGrownUpIsAwesome #
  • @P3ngy Amy, you have been in the ER more times than anyone I know. And every time i’m like “OH NO I HOPE SHES OK”. Feel better, skagurl. in reply to P3ngy #
  • It appears @cyndi_ has never had a Mrs. Baird’s Fruit Pie. Rectifying this immediately. #
  • Note to all: My girlfriend’s twitter is @_cyndi. @cyndi_ belongs to, what I’m sure is, a rather confused girl. This is as much for you as me #
  • @SCHugarmama http://technorati.com/people/oreth/ (I’m on the technorati dev team) in reply to SCHugarmama #
  • I put some cream cheese on an oatmeal raisin & walnut cookie. It was delicious. #fattweets #
  • Why do i have a sudden urge to listen to amy winehouse. This is the worst. #
  • Having a hard time concentrating today. my mind keeps shooting off into weird places and i’ve drifted off into space at least twice today. #
  • @wooper @colossal insomnicat? in reply to wooper #
  • @wooper @co1ossa1 Mew York State of Mind? in reply to wooper #
  • IT’S REX MANNING DAY! #saynomoremonamore #
  • RT @FrankConniff: If gay judges shouldn’t rule on gay rights, then straight judges with small penises shouldn’t rule on gun rights. #
  • I liked a YouTube video — I read your résumé. http://youtu.be/5pHMMAfO_N4?a #
  • This is amazing. (YouTube http://youtu.be/5pHMMAfO_N4?a) #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Durp http://youtu.be/EtlePJGtlV0?a #
  • Mariachi at @_cyndi s birthday party fuck yes http://twitpic.com/2co353 #

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Random Firings for the week of 2010-08-01

  • Note to self: Plugging the usb end of an iphone cable into the network port of a laptop does not charge your almost dead phone. #
  • Addendum: Consequences of sad actions: Phone will die. Alarm will not go off. You’ll be an hour late to work. #
  • @b_glad Are you kidding me? Take a look at it from outside of yourself Watching someone slip on a grape is classic comedy gold #itsoktolaugh in reply to b_glad #
  • @b_glad Hilarious :( #imighthavebeenwrongbefore in reply to b_glad #
  • Next movie day I have will be: Foreign Movies I’ve Not Seen: City of God, Yojimbo/Rashomon, Y Tu Mama Tambien, and Amores Perros. Others? #
  • I’ve never seen a Fellini film, either #
  • @frobbnik seen all but Dragon Tattoo in reply to frobbnik #
  • Golden Chick: 20 minute drive thru every single time. #totallyworthittweets #
  • my cat just took a shit, did not cover it up with litter, and now it smells like rotten vienna sausages in my bedroom. #youfuckingcatgoddamn #
  • I put some Animal Collective on as I fell asleep last night. It was like falling into a dream. #
  • @kirilith gonna be in SF tonight/friday afternoon. just fyi. in reply to kirilith #
  • @KayAnders burn it down. in reply to KayAnders #
  • Evidently my toothpaste is a national security risk. #4outof5jihadistsprefercrest #
  • Read books 2 - 5 of Scott Pilgrim on the plane #
  • The view outside my hotel room: http://twitpic.com/29lo6v #
  • Hanging out at the corner of 4th st and mission. #sftweets #
  • The view from my corner #sftweets http://twitpic.com/29mx05 #
  • @Fauxhammer oh man I can’t wait in reply to Fauxhammer #
  • @SCHugarmama re: technorati writer. I am indeed a writer. But you already knew that. in reply to SCHugarmama #
  • Just successfully hAiled my first cab. #sftweets #
  • Just finished Scott pilgrim #6 #
  • @cyndi_ you’re my Ramona Flowers. I love you. #
  • @_cyndi I do love SF but the seven-twenty-five is where my heart lies. in reply to _cyndi #
  • Totally waiting for my flight and playing words with friends. Your move, guys. http://twitpic.com/2a4ud3 #
  • @kirilith don’t sweat it, yo. I had absolutely no down time while I was here. in reply to kirilith #
  • Some one on this plane is wearing way to much perfume… #
  • @kamileon what’s the achievement called? in reply to kamileon #
  • As if life weren’t difficult enough, my neighborhood Kroger totally changed its layout. Where the fuck is the coke? #

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Random Firings for the week of 2010-07-04

  • @kirilith you are on my shitlist for naming your cat after a character in harry potter. #ooohsickburn in reply to kirilith #
  • @goatgreg YOUR TEAM IS MADE OF GREAN BEANS! in reply to goatgreg #
  • @Fauxhammer holy sunset riders reference batman in reply to Fauxhammer #
  • RT @bretterlich: Twilight’s like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don’t understand. #
  • @guinnevere tell them you have a misplaced anklebone and it’s actually 6 inches above your ankle and that your pants are quite suitable. in reply to guinnevere #
  • me: hey i’m gonna refactor this code so that it’s clean and is reusable. AS3: this aught to be good. *3 hours later* Me: AAAAAAAUUUUGGHHHHHH #
  • Anger isn’t my favorite color, but right now I could paint a masterpiece with it. #
  • @creaves @guinnevere just some stuff at work #
  • @creaves oh man should have invited them in to chat to see how long they would stay in your house before running for the door for moving air in reply to creaves #
  • AS3? MORE LIKE ASS3 AMIRITE?! #goddammitadobeyousuck #
  • @symon_ Flash? more like dickfarts. in reply to symon_ #
  • @dantelfer like a flesh golem in a potion room? in reply to dantelfer #
  • @jaycubed You should be programming in python all the time. #wrotethistweetinpython in reply to jaycubed #
  • @jaycubed import twitter;
    t = new twitter()
    t.tweet(”I totally wrote this in python”)
    t.tag(”#suckit”)
    t.send() in reply to jaycubed #
  • iPad: ordered. #
  • @ericaustinlee i’d prefer if he never did anything ever again. in reply to ericaustinlee #
  • @ericaustinlee yeah. i’ll admit i enjoyed Signs as well, even though that’s an unpopular opinion and Lady in the Water; good for what it was in reply to ericaustinlee #
  • I love that @maddow actually tweets stuff herself. I feel like she’s talking directly to me every day. *sigh* #unrequitednerdlove #
  • Man, I just discovered The Black Keys. #whyhaventieverlistenedtothembeforemylifeisinfinitelybetterforhavinglistenedtothisalbum #
  • Shopping at office depot for a new chair. Some douche is screaming ” WOW THAT’S A LOW PRICE.” Is being followed by store personnell #
  • My job can be frustrating, and more often than not stressful, but is highly rewarding. I wish everyone I knew could have a job like mine. #
  • RT @b_glad: This <strike>bathroom at</strike> Michaels smells like old ladies. — #ftfy #
  • Oh my god I love hurricane season in Dallas. It’s actually some what pleasant outside and not scorchingly hot. #
  • Watching an episode of mythbusters. This show has become completely retarded. #
  • Grant: hurr hurr hurr. Torri: durr durr durr. Keri: herp derp nerp. *Explosion* #
  • RT @HarperMD: RT @DRUNKHULK: DRUNK HULK JUST FIGURE OUT TWIST! M NIGHT SHYMALAN CAREER WAS DEAD WHOLE TIME! #
  • @kirilith Might want to look into herbal supplements or other treatment. People with heart trouble should consult their doctors in reply to kirilith #
  • @kirilith If your steering wheel remains locked for four hours or more, you should call your doctor. #thesteeringwheelisametaphoreforpenis in reply to kirilith #
  • Ben and Jerry’s Key Lime Pie, you’re my only friend. #

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