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Random Firings for the week of 2010-11-07

2010-11-08T05:59:59Z

@guinnevere Facebook gets my “safe for work” posts. Twitter gets dick and shit posts. also it’s quicker to update twitter than fb from phone in reply to guinnevere #
Man.. I’ve got about a million Ideas for NaNoWriMo but when I sit down to write them I go blank. #
Need some “Writing Music” recommendations, twitter. #
@goatgreg it has been a long time since i listened to the mysterious production of eggs. in reply to goatgreg #
@creaves I’ll give you one guess as to what my username on NaNoWriMo is. (protip: it’s the same as everything else) in reply to creaves #
Just took a dump while MGMT’s Kids was blasting on my stereo. #pooptweets #
Technorati’s State of the Blogosphere: Day 1 http://technorati.com/blogging/article/state-of-the-blogosphere-2010-introduction/ #
“AAUAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE POOP?!” @_cyndi upon opening her McRib #
Upon completing my McRib, I’ve got to say it is both tasty and disgusting. America, this is why the Middle East hates us. #
*fap*fap*fap*fap*fa-OH GOD MOM KNOCK FIRST #tweetyour16yearoldself #

Random Firings for the week of 2010-10-24

2010-10-25T05:59:59Z

@bensmithson are you guys adding analytics collection to the website? in reply to bensmithson #
Not wearing purple today. It’s not that I don’t support the LGBT community, it’s just that I’m not wearing any clothes today. #
@neoraven why do you hate the gays joe in reply to neoraven #
@HarperMD @keightdee the new ink looks great. in reply to HarperMD #
@neoraven futons. terrible but practical. in reply to neoraven #
@neoraven I got a couch and coffee table on craigslist for $175 with delivery. in reply to neoraven #
RT @HarperMD: I will buy the new iLife JUST for the iMovie trailers. — truth #
@kirilith Boulder Brand Or Bust in reply to kirilith #
@creaves hows Civ IV? in reply to creaves #
@neoraven It’s going around, man. Buy some Emergen-C (or a generic brand) and Cold-Eeze. These have helped me stave off colds in the past. in reply to neoraven #
@HarperMD so i herd u liek webcomixks in reply to HarperMD #
@HarperMD serious post: that was pretty amazing. in reply to HarperMD #
@wooper red ridge? Get quest helper. Best addon. in reply to wooper #
@wooper honestly, with quest helper, i tend to end up skipping red ridge all together.But for the life of me, I can’t remember where I go. in reply to wooper #
@guinnevere he says while re-instating DADT on “Wear Purple” day. in reply to guinnevere #

Random Firings for the week of 2010-10-17

2010-10-18T05:59:59Z

Uuuuugggghhh I wanna go see This Will Destroy YOu again. #
@wooper @fearthekirby Nintendo started out as a board/card game company. Making the move from a video game back to a card game is no biggie. #
@wooper @fearthekirby however, MMO gameplay dynamics and socialization is a very specialized form of design. They have zero experience in it #
@FearTheKirby No.. They wouldn’t. Do you remember what happened the last few times Nintendo let a third party touch their babies? #
@wooper you forget Mario is Missing and the Zeldo 3DO abortions in reply to wooper #
@symon what server ip? in reply to symon #

Random Firings for the week of 2010-10-03

2010-10-04T05:59:59Z

@Nosty got myself a brand new 2010 Jetta. pics inc soon in reply to Nosty #
My new Jetta: http://twitpic.com/2s97nf #
@M_Ahmadinejad Enter Sandstorm #Iranianrockclassics in reply to M_Ahmadinejad #
So the trent reznor Social Network soundtrack is $3 from Amazon today: http://amzn.to/cdvbqN #
@solipsiae I’ve listened to “In The Aeroplane Over The Sea” quite literally nearly a thousand times the past year. in reply to solipsiae #
RT @donttrythis: So SAD! Tarantino’s amazing editor Sally Menke, found dead in Griffith Park. — WHAT?! NO! #

Random Firings for the week of 2010-09-19

2010-09-20T05:59:59Z

Just finished season 4 of the WestWing. I squeal a bit everytime @JoshMalina comes on the screen. I would watch the Toby & Will show forever in reply to JoshMalina #
@kirilith tell kay that i’m all like “YO WHAT UP!?” in reply to kirilith #

Random Firings for the week of 2010-09-05

2010-09-06T05:59:59Z

@neoraven I’m the same way. Coffee smells better than it tastes. in reply to neoraven #
http://twitdraw.com/ul71qw derp #twitdraw #
@creaves I GOT MY HANDS UP THEY’RE PLAYIN’ MY SONG. THE BUTTERFLIES FLY AWAY! in reply to creaves #
I wrote this article on Friday. It made $2.50 in ad clicks over the weekend: http://bit.ly/bZpOkr #
I know it’s juvenile, but i lol everytime i load this page: http://thefartofwar.com (make sure you have flashblock turned off) #
RT @thecraftycoder: jQuery + HTML 5 = whoa. http://bit.ly/aTAez5 — HOLY DAMN. #
RT @JoshMalina http://twitter.com/JoshMalina/status/22613346750 #

Random Firings for the week of 2010-08-29

2010-08-30T05:59:59Z

He marcado un vídeo como favorito en YouTube. — Bohemian Karaoke http://youtu.be/pvRKmJqcYkg?a #
Finished prince of persia: forgotten sands earlier today. As a platformer, it is near perfect. #
@focalmatter I finished that one earlier this week. It had was a great story, but it dragged action wise. Forgotten Sands was damn fun. in reply to focalmatter #
@focalmatter not to mention there was no threat of death. in reply to focalmatter #
@goatgreg no. it just makes you a bad person. in reply to goatgreg #
@guinnevere i don’t. i assume that she wants me to point it out and make suggestive comments. #hardnipscoldnights in reply to guinnevere #
@cwgabriel I’d like to read what more people have to say about this. #
@guinnevere what is “CS”? in reply to guinnevere #
RT @thecraftycoder: http://howfuckedismydatabase.com/ #
@wooper holy fuck that thing’s real? in reply to wooper #
RT @neoraven: Just had my first peanut butter and jelly sandwich. #joement #
Had a dream that @mollyk9 could talk. All she wanted to do was lines of coke and hump things. #
Ugh. I can’t stop listening to Neutral Milk Hotel. I think “In The Aeroplane Over The Sea” is my favorite album #

Random Firings for the week of 2010-08-22

2010-08-23T05:59:59Z

I am so sad I accidentally updated and unjailbroke my iPad #firstworldproblems #
@symon_ what game is this? in reply to symon_ #
My Twifficiency score is 29%. Whats yours? http://twifficiency.com/ #
@exit_strategy thank you for the heads up. in reply to exit_strategy #
RT @indieverse: Okay… Who want tickets to Interpol at @palladiumball? RT to be eligible! #
@lencannon I read that. Gallagher doesn’t seem to be playing with a full deck. in reply to lencannon #
RT @cwgabriel: out of curiosity do any of you work for Lego in some capacity? #
@TheWhaler http://legitfarts.net/post/972264853/via-highexpectationsasianfather #damnyouijustgotthatsongoutofmyhead in reply to TheWhaler #
I made manwich sloppy joes for lunch. They were both terrible and fantastic. Took me back to School Lunch days. #50centsforagiantcookie #
“You yelled at someone, it’s like eating a toe.” - @_cyndi #
Totally double banging this karaoke ti ke$has tik tok #
“why am I a bad Christian?” - some drunk girl outside of karaoke #
I uploaded a YouTube video — Bohemian Karaoke http://youtu.be/pvRKmJqcYkg?a #
Started Red Dead Redemption 30 minutes ago. I’ve spent a total of three minutes doing stuff that wasn’t cutscene. Might not be for me #adhd #

Random Firings for the week of 2010-08-15

2010-08-16T05:59:59Z

I uploaded a YouTube video — Mariachis like whoa http://youtu.be/kgysEsiGYec?a #
@neoraven brilliant in reply to neoraven #
After finishing Sports night both @_cyndi and I were left with holes Holes that could only be filled by more Aaron Sorkin. West Wing up next #
@Fauxhammer final draft is an excellent purchase. Why haven’t you already? in reply to Fauxhammer #
I subscribed to marybeth808’s channel on YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/user/marybeth808?feature=autoshare #
Watching West Wing… Until @JoshMalina joins the cast, Richard Schiff will have to be my boyfriend. #aaronsorkinyouaremyfavorite #
I liked a YouTube video — Le Troll http://youtu.be/khOtZXNYJ5g?a #
The sickest I’ve felt in a long time. Half-day of work today means i’ll probably do quite a bit of overtime later this week. #
@neoraven no. but it will leave a disgusting after taste in your mouth. in reply to neoraven #
i’ve had my head down focused on code all day long… mùm’s the word. #yesterdaywasdramatictodayisok #
THE JUSTIN BIEBER SHOW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVLmC8Motfg #thebees #
I cannot get enough mùm. I have been listening to the same album continuously for the past two days while working. #
@wooper @Fauxhammer FearTheWooper #somuchtweet #
RT @fart: i have a fear of mirrors and i think this comes from the time i was 14 y/o and used 2x mirrors to look at my butthole #
I uploaded a YouTube video — shit i’m a bird http://youtu.be/TMZUNBKB3uM?a #
I’m not afraid to admit it. I backed up my Twitter account! You should backup yours here: http://backupmytweets.com/ #
Found my favoriteipad Twitter app. HelTweetica #
Just got home from an awesome 13th. hart u @_cyndi #
Scott Pilgrim was amazing. #

Random Firings for the week of 2010-08-08

2010-08-09T05:59:59Z

@HarperMD my legs are still sore from what felt like walking uphill both ways while I was in town. in reply to HarperMD #
RT @PROMO_TWEET: MONDAY MORNING: BROUGHT TO YOU BY A GENEROUS GRANT FROM THE “FUCK THIS SHIT I’M GOING BACK TO BED” COUNCIL. #
Accidentally bought whipped cream cheese instead of normal. It’s ok I guess… #butthesebagelsarestale #
@mindofchester it’s a cicada. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicada in reply to mindofchester #
so @cyndi_ recently got me into reading comics. On my trip, I read all of Scott Pilgrim, and about a quarter of Ex Machina. Both are great. #
On the flip side of that, I thought I’d really like Deadpool. Turns out, Deadpool is terrible. #
I had three cookies and a coke for breakfast. #BeingGrownUpIsAwesome #
@P3ngy Amy, you have been in the ER more times than anyone I know. And every time i’m like “OH NO I HOPE SHES OK”. Feel better, skagurl. in reply to P3ngy #
It appears @cyndi_ has never had a Mrs. Baird’s Fruit Pie. Rectifying this immediately. #
Note to all: My girlfriend’s twitter is @_cyndi. @cyndi_ belongs to, what I’m sure is, a rather confused girl. This is as much for you as me #
@SCHugarmama http://technorati.com/people/oreth/ (I’m on the technorati dev team) in reply to SCHugarmama #
I put some cream cheese on an oatmeal raisin & walnut cookie. It was delicious. #fattweets #
Why do i have a sudden urge to listen to amy winehouse. This is the worst. #
Having a hard time concentrating today. my mind keeps shooting off into weird places and i’ve drifted off into space at least twice today. #
@wooper @colossal insomnicat? in reply to wooper #
@wooper @co1ossa1 Mew York State of Mind? in reply to wooper #
IT’S REX MANNING DAY! #saynomoremonamore #
RT @FrankConniff: If gay judges shouldn’t rule on gay rights, then straight judges with small penises shouldn’t rule on gun rights. #
I liked a YouTube video — I read your résumé. http://youtu.be/5pHMMAfO_N4?a #
This is amazing. (YouTube http://youtu.be/5pHMMAfO_N4?a) #
I uploaded a YouTube video — Durp http://youtu.be/EtlePJGtlV0?a #
Mariachi at @_cyndi s birthday party fuck yes http://twitpic.com/2co353 #