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Random Firings for the week of 2010-03-07

oreth — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 05:59:59 +0000

Moving day. I just aNy this shit to be over with…. #
I am now done with Richardson…. Sup Denton? #
Denton house is gooooo…. #
Ugh… Quiet house creepy #
Ugh… Jellybeans are terrible. #
Vehicle registration line: #worstpickuplines #texasjokes http://twitpic.com/1628zj #
@verizon order no 0S5128613 originally scheduled install today at 8am. Called to confirm. Told today @ 2pm. Call from agent: tomorrow @ 4pm #
Yo Twitter: I’m gonna purchAse one movie on blu-Ray at target. I am your puppet: go #
@VerizonSupport so someone will be here between 4 and 6 thus afternoon, correct in reply to VerizonSupport #
@BJackCity not available at this
Location in reply to BJackCity #
RT @_cyndi Inglourious Basterds!! — I almost bought it but realized I’ve got nothing but mono tv audio right now. Need new sound system. in reply to _cyndi #
@liquorclown planet earth purchased in reply to liquorclown #
I ended up buying Fifth Element and Planet Earth Blu-rays #
Why am I feeling this way? I literally have nothing wrong with my life and yet at this moment, I feel very disconnected. #linkinparktweets #
Why is there a ciggarette in my hand right now? I thought we had parted ways? #
@guinnevere IAWTC = I Agree With This Clown? in reply to guinnevere #
@_cyndi no you are! in reply to _cyndi #
@Fauxhammer I imagine a sex scene you wrote going something like: “HE FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF HER LIKE ONE WHO FUCKS LIKE WHOA. NAW’MEAN?” <3 in reply to Fauxhammer #
@Fauxhammer or maybe “He sucker-punched her cervix with his throbbing manhood.” in reply to Fauxhammer #
I favorited a YouTube video — OK Go - This Too Shall Pass - RGM version http://youtu.be/qybUFnY7Y8w?a #
I favorited a YouTube video — OK Go - This Too Shall Pass http://youtu.be/UJKythlXAIY?a #
Sitting at Rooster’s playing Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader with a drunk local principal. I love Denton. #
@monbocal you got the @tweetbomb’d #
@_cyndi oh noes. you can come grumble over here if you’d like to. In fact, you can grumble all night long. in reply to _cyndi #
@Fauxhammer A pun thread and a parody thread… all at the same time. They said it couldn’t be done… I said “Nay”. http://bit.ly/bTRocr #
@liquorclown @guinnevere A poll of this very subject was conducted at #forumopolis : http://bit.ly/cFj1sb in reply to liquorclown #
@HarperMD PUT NEW SHOE ON HEAD. TAKE PICTURE. POST. in reply to HarperMD #
Veronica’s in Denton is literally the best: Barbacoa what what http://twitpic.com/16mdcy http://twitpic.com/16mdd0 #
It’s a beautiful day outside. Rollin down 35 with the windows down and the system up. M.I.A blastin’ #
I favorited a YouTube video — Billy Jean http://youtu.be/3sYVLHwf7JQ?a #
Yo #Denton ladies… 75 cent pack of tampons at the goodwill store http://twitpic.com/1706z4 #

Random Firings for the week of 2010-02-28

oreth — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 05:59:59 +0000

@liquorclown I could never get into that game. I tried… I really did… in reply to liquorclown #
om nom nom @_cyndi made me a bangin’ birthday cake: http://bit.ly/bwkmJD http://bit.ly/bp05sP http://bit.ly/ali2dz #
@liquorclown ooooh… do denton! in reply to liquorclown #
@creaves hahaha amazing. in reply to creaves #
RT @creaves: @oreth Denton is the embarrassing cousin that Austin doesn’t want to introduce to any of its friends. #
@creaves http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+do+i+google%3F class dismissed. in reply to creaves #
Listening to a fantastic mix by @HarperMD and enjoying myself immensely. Thanks, man. #
@liquorclown Don’t do, john. I did the same thing in my Drawing I class in college, and I regret it. Stick it out. It’s worth it. in reply to liquorclown #
@liquorclown Intro To Drawing is like English 101. If you draw/write like that in any other subsequent class, you’ll be tossed out. in reply to liquorclown #
@liquorclown heh. 10 minutes. more like 5. “Here’s a piece of charcoal. There’s a lamp shade. go.” in reply to liquorclown #
Christian rock band, Final Placement, from my home, Midland, Texas, attempts to destroy the devil’s last bastion: Music http://bit.ly/cn3CUS #
OH HAI TWITTER WHATS UP WITH YOU? #
@liquorclown @guinnevere @creaves Anal Handstand is ok, but riding Aurora Snow around like a horse for 5 minutes wins the hilarious award in reply to liquorclown #
@goatgreg oh you know me just chillin and shiat. in reply to goatgreg #
@guinnevere PBR is the only correct answer in reply to guinnevere #
@liquorclown @guinnevere my biggest fear is waking up in the morning covered in spiders made out of glitter. in reply to liquorclown #
@wooper I don’t get it. in reply to wooper #
@wooper ffffffffff in reply to wooper #
RT @HarperMD: http://twitpic.com/1541jy - i’m like the stand-up comedian of fonts: #
@liquorclown @guinnevere @_cyndi Sex talk again? Masturbation Monday. Anal Tuesday. Oral Wednesday. Tribadism Thursday. Fisting Friday. in reply to liquorclown #
@guinnevere you may know it better as: Clit Bumping, Labia-to-Labia contact, or Scissoring. in reply to guinnevere #
@kamileon thanks for the advice. *removes all elliott smith from itunes* in reply to kamileon #
At cirque di soliel with @_cyndi #
Waiting in line for some warm salty nuts… Cannot wait to put them in my mouth #
Cirque du Soleil intermission. It’s
p cool so far I guess I mean what’s up with the retard clowns? #
@johncmayer I’m glad you’re posting on twitter again <3 in reply to johncmayer #
The cops found a stolen car in the parking lot right outside my damn window and decided to tow it at midnight. Thanks dick who stole it. #
@HarperMD hahahah the worst. in reply to HarperMD #
Rarg @verizon why would you re-schedule my install for FIOS from 3.1.10 to 3.25.10 I’m a work-from-home web-dev and this is going to kill me #
“I’m out of mixers, damn it.” … “I wonder how this wine woudl taste if I added vodka.” - @frobbnik #autotweet #

Random Firings for the week of 2010-02-21

oreth — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 05:59:59 +0000

I uploaded a YouTube video — In the middle of the night… http://youtu.be/q-s1TZAyK34?a #
@_cyndi <3 in reply to _cyndi #
@jaycubed Yeah it’s a cordoba solid wood concert uke in reply to jaycubed #
I found the perfect house in Denton. Let’s just see if I can get it. #
@symon_ itty bitty boat in reply to symon_ #
@symon_ @harpermd TWINKY HOUSE #
@symon_ shut up i was watching Best In Show so suck it in reply to symon_ #
RT @wooper: ‘my job starts on wednesday and that is a very long time’ - @neoraven — #joement #
@symon_ u gay in reply to symon_ #
“oh my god it tastes like stamps” “I don’t think youre supposed to eat that it’s supposed to be for pretty.” http://twitpic.com/13j3qq #
@guinnevere “Stagger those hoes” was some of the best business advice I was ever given. :pimp: in reply to guinnevere #
“These people aren’t drunk, they’re just black.” #
“You ever had the alligator?” -”Yeah… tastes just like monkey.” #
“It’s chicken fried bacon, bitch!” #
For Lent I am giving up eating and drinking. /via @ebertchicago — holy lol #
@liquorclown Dance, magic, dance! in reply to liquorclown #
@TheWhaler @wooper I wish i had a skateboard and some dark glasses right now, I’d try to kickflip out of the thread but i’d fall on my ass. #
Waiting to be approved for house rental. I”m kinda nervous. #
@creaves how bad was it? in reply to creaves #
sup @frobbnik #
I uploaded a YouTube video — We’re the three best friends that anyone could have. http://youtu.be/AgEUk6Pl9g0?a #
@ebertchicago you might get a chuckle out of this animated gif : http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/146816-2/Al-Qaeda_USA_Iraq.gif #
@liquorclown ugh. I’m not going to be able to get that song out of my head now. You’re a horrible person, john. in reply to liquorclown #
@b_glad I had a black seasame pocky once. it was amazing. But, I mean, amazing for pocky #weeaboo in reply to b_glad #
The Royal Trebuchets #fontfamilies #
The Little Mermaid: Arial’s New Bold Look #fontfilms? #
At Which Wich. They are playing Portishead’s Glorybox. I’ve never eaten a sandwhich as overtly sexual as this one. #
Sitting at Firefly. Some furries walked in. Collar and tail. Ffffffuuuuuuuu——- #
I favorited a YouTube video — The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist (The Samples) http://youtu.be/NpWjNuMGh8I?a #

Random Firings for the week of 2010-02-14

oreth — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 05:59:59 +0000

At the waffle house. Waitress is 70 year old Doris. I love it when stereotypes are true. #
Proof: #dorisisawafflehousewaitress http://twitpic.com/11xka5 http://twitpic.com/11xka6 #
The Autism Museum was a little bit retarded. #
RT @creaves: Oh, Monday. #
@wooper that whole show is amazing. Andy Dick is even -lovable- in that show. in reply to wooper #
@Fauxhammer I saw this and thought of you, jimmy: http://bit.ly/aIMhBq in reply to Fauxhammer #
@kamileon Does it taste just like raisins? in reply to kamileon #
@P3ngy but did you look hilarious while doing it? in reply to P3ngy #
I uploaded a YouTube video — Movie on 2010 02 09 at 00 47 http://youtu.be/ylrNU_PJAjE?a #
This past weekend, I created a Draenei warrior names Dostoevsky and a Draenei Mage named Annakarenina #russiannameslol #
I can feel it. It courses through my veins. The need; the craving. It burns. The all-consuming thoughts. #ireuppedmywowaccountfffffuuuuuu #
@CraigyFerg I just wanted everyone who watches your show to know that I like pie. Chocolate, pecan, pumpkin, apple or cherry. I eat them all in reply to CraigyFerg #
@CraigyFerg There are fifteen ways to kill a man with a straw; seventeen if you have the wrapper. in reply to CraigyFerg #
Jack White is my celebrity boyfriend. ( in response to @pwinn ) in reply to pwinn #
@johncmayer It’s ok, John. White people everywhere forgive you. in reply to johncmayer #
Buyin’ dis: #magicisabouttogetanupgrade http://twitpic.com/12iqqt #
@focalmatter I think this might have been the first book he read in 2006 in reply to focalmatter #
I wrote an article on Technorati concerning the @johncmayer fiasco. Check it out, white people: http://bit.ly/cYtmIb #
@Fauxreigner because the internet…. in reply to Fauxreigner #
RT @murena: I am craving a good smoked meat sandwich right now. — huh huh “smoked meat” #
Ffffuuuuuuu— Power went out… Has been out for about 20 minutes… Snoooooowwwwwww #
I uploaded a YouTube video — Ooops… they got me. http://youtu.be/zJAT79zMw8c?a #
@liquorclown LIKE A BAWSS in reply to liquorclown #
@wooper why have you forsaken gmail? in reply to wooper #
@Fauxhammer link it in reply to Fauxhammer #
@HarperMD Do it. That’s bad ass. in reply to HarperMD #
I don’t get the whole attraction to asian girls/women as a exclusive enjoyment of the feminine form. It’s actually kinda creepy to me. #
@jaycubed Oh shit… uhh… i didn’t mean it like “asian girls aren’t attractive” . I meant more of a “omg asian schoolgirl unf unf unf” way in reply to jaycubed #

Random Firings for the week of 2010-02-07

oreth — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 05:59:59 +0000

“Pompeii. We’re in Pompeii…. and it’s volcano day.” - The Doctor #
look at this place. it is in denton for rent: http://bit.ly/9Vzx4V #
@liquorclown Looks like i’m first up too in reply to liquorclown #
Joining on the Oscars discussion; Avatar does not deserve best picture. I haven’t seen all the nominated, but at this point: Up In The Air. #
Best Screenplay: Inglorious Basterds. Best Supporting Actor: Christoph Waltz. Best Actress: Sandra Bullock. Best Adapted: Precious #
Oh shi— with all the oscar excitement, I totally forgot… It’s Bill Murray Day! #
@focalmatter I never read A Serious Man’s screen play as I didn’t get to see the film. Ugh… I want IB to win badly, perhaps I’m biased. in reply to focalmatter #
Ugh. Thinking about it. Up In The Air was amazing, but I’ve seen Inglourious Basterds three times and I’m still held rapt by it. #
@ebertchicago i’m curious if it’s really Ebert tweeting, or a surrogate tweeter. A “foster twitterer”, if you will. #
Molly is whiny today. Stop. Shhh.. SHHHH… I have a conference call in 10 minutes. Stop being a dog. #mollyisnotalampshade #
@guinnevere oh no did you ps3 die? in reply to guinnevere #
Does this make me a dick? http://twitpic.com/1123d1 #
@kirilith thanks for the vote of confidence Also: Centerfold by the J. Geils band was the #1 song when I was born. in reply to kirilith #
“Running Updates” ? More like “Ruining Lives” #forumopolisisdown #
So I’m probably going to move to Denton soon. Just need to find a house that’s in my price range to rent. #
Any of my local twitterbitches wanna grab dinner tonight? I won’t be free until about 8 #
I want to FEAST. Since lunch yesterday (tuna sammich) I have had oatmeal and soup. I need something substantial. #
@b_glad I love what-a-burger. it’s just… there’s so far away. Closest thing I have is wendy’s and I hate it. in reply to b_glad #
@b_glad i hear that everything in denton is 5 minutes away. I can’t wait to get there. in reply to b_glad #
Gettin’ my whataburg on. @b_glad was so right. #
@LydiaGoslin some people can’t watch lost tonight, posting spoilers is bad form. in reply to LydiaGoslin #
@b_glad apple pie what #whataburgin in reply to b_glad #
Gettin’ my Groundhog Day on. #billmurrayday #
Watch out for that first step… It’s a doozy! #billmurrayday #
Pal, you got that moisture on your head. #billmurrayday #
“Do you ever have Deja vu, mrs. Lancaster?” - “I don’t think so but I can check with the kitchen.” #billmurrayday #
Well what if there is no tommorrow? There wasn’t one today! #billmurrayday #
Morons, your bus is leaving. #billmurrayday #
I was in the virgin islands once, I met a girl. at sunset we made love like sea otters. #billmurrayday #
“do you want to throw up here or in the car?” - “I think… Both” #billmurrayday #
Don’t mix beer and wine. Ever. Oh, yeah. Don’t drive on the railroad tracks. - “phil that’s one I happen to agree with” #billmurrayday #
“I’m betting he’s gonna swerve first. #billmurrayday #
Too early for flapjacks? #billmurrayday #
That’s what makes ke so special… I don’t even have to floss. #billmurrayday #
Exit Felix, and stand there with a not so bright look on your face #billmurrayday #
IRS going to be cold. It’s going to be gray. And it’s going to last you the rest of your life. #billmurrayday #
“why would anybody steal a groundhog?” - “I can probably think of A few reasons…. Pervert” #billmurrayday #
“he might be ok.” *BOOM* “ok probably not now” #billmurrayday #
Let’s live here. *kiss* We’ll rent to start. #billmurrayday #
I enjoyed derailing/trolling @goatboy ’s dream thread #
@goatgreg I was hoping that was the case. in reply to goatgreg #
@beatlefan1983 I can’t drive… SCHFIFTY FIVE in reply to beatlefan1983 #
It’s a Beirut kinda day. #
ugh 3 a.m. #
@TheWhaler you have a pager? Do you sell cocaine? in reply to TheWhaler #
@guinnevere maybe there’s like a common place that people stub their toes on the way out. in reply to guinnevere #
@BJackCity Yesterday was Beirut Wednesday. in reply to BJackCity #
@BJackCity Hahahaha that movie. in reply to BJackCity #
@marcipan fursuit. in reply to marcipan #
@marcipan kill a sumo wrestler. wear his skin. in reply to marcipan #
My bluetooth earpiece hurts my ear a little bit when i wear it for extended periods of time while playing PS3 #firstworldproblems #
RT @guinnevere: *is really awful. Damned iPhone spelling. Always get yr own name right though, doncha. Douche. #
@blurrymystr you can get a decent ukulele for about $150. Easy to learn and fun to play. in reply to blurrymystr #
@b_glad Ask him if the reason he keeps trying to impress everyone is due to an inferiority complex. Then cite the symptoms from the DSM. in reply to b_glad #
Paying off warrants…. #
“Six months? I thought I had 180 days?!!!” - OH at courthouse #
@ebertchicago Once he starts making a profit he can spend it on fleshlights. #
Ugh. i’m gonna get a lot of spam followers now after mentioning “fleshlight” aren’t I? #
I uploaded a YouTube video — You fucking cat http://youtu.be/LnlR4_5oD4U?a #
@HarperMD I have faith in you. in reply to HarperMD #

Random Firings for the week of 2010-01-31

oreth — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 05:59:59 +0000

Magnetron, Fuck yes! I love the future. #
lookit dis fuckin’ accordian: http://twitpic.com/zq0sp #cyndiisliterallythebest #
RT @guinnevere: It’s amazing how fast people can get a big head. — #thatswhatshesaid #
I uploaded a YouTube video — Little Red Accordion http://youtu.be/peiVoCJ6BsU?a #
El Guapos in Denton is uhhh….. Well here http://twitpic.com/zslc8 #
I am very angry about El Guapo’s. I decided to leave when a Tejano/Reggae cover of Strawberry Fields Forever came on. #
I made the following this morning with inspiration from my bowels. I call it ” Fuck You, El Guapo’s” http://twitpic.com/zuqb7 #
I uploaded a YouTube video — El Guapo’s is literally the worst http://youtu.be/kFnAUCQKEyY?a #
penis. #
@creaves the group effort of Abbey Road B-Side was epic and the single most fun time I’ve had playing Rock Band with a group of friends. in reply to creaves #
@_cyndi @creaves sorry i can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome Lennon is. in reply to _cyndi #
RT @TheBuzzard: hallmark movie channel owns — #thatswhatshesaid #misogynytweet #girlsaredumb #
Holy crap the store manager at this game stop is a complete douchenozzle #
so, uh, i’m kind of inlove with Beirut. #
I can’t describe the immense melancholy of going to the bathroom, sitting in a stall & realizing that you don’t have your iphone @johncaston #
RT @liquorclown: @oreth In a relationship - It’s Complicated — it’s not that complicated, it’s just unrequited. #
@pwinn but what aobut the bank teller machines? in reply to pwinn #
Dragon Age and MAG both came into my possession today… and yet i’m still wondering why I didn’t buy ME:2 #
Me: don’t you feel naked without your phone. @_Cyndi : yeah because now I have to look at you. #
Filin’ mah taxes, Filin’ mah taxes, hope there big refund for meee #laketiticaca #
What the fuck…. $1000 taxes DUE? this is not right at all. #
RT @morriquende: Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple TABLET TABLET Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple TABLET TABLET #
OH GOD IT’S STARTING #
RT @wooper: @TheBuzzard why is the color of his skin important? — Because @TheBuzzard hates white people. #
STEVE JOBS IS ON STAAAAAGE #
iPad: I want you inside me. #
I take that back, so far, i’m not impressed. #iPad #
Hoping for flash support #ipad #
@overkil6 but it’s not technically an iphone platform. It’s running a different OS. #
Need something more than just “LOOK A BIG IPOD TOUCH!” come on apple #ipad #
Can’t wait to purchase #ipad , or as I am now referring to it “Mobile Porn Theatre” #
Can not wait to jailbreak my #ipad #
@Godforgotten If you are having a seizure, you may want to call 9-1-1 instead of tweeting. #
UGH IM ALREADY TIRED OF THESE JOKES ABOUT TAMPONS AND IPADS. THEY JUST GIVE ME A “NOT-SO-FRESH” FEELING. #
Whoa. $10 iwork apps? #ipad #
RT @bearfish: all i’m really hoping for is that this “A4″ chip (that’s in ipad) finds its way into the next iPhone revision. because damnnn #
I left a squeezebottle of mayonaisse on my counter for two days… it was closed… do you think it’s still save to use? #
Dry sandwich worst sandwich #
@Godforgotten That joke stopped being funny in 1968. (That’s not a randomly picked year… that’s the year 9-1-1 was adopted in the USA). #
@cheald what os? Windows: Go with the classic: mirc. Mac: Colloquy is pretty great. Linux: irssi is the shit. Web: mibbit is pretty great. in reply to cheald #
@cheald chrome + mibbit is a pretty good combination. in reply to cheald #
@cheald last #irc post i promise. Trillian’s irc client is pretty good. #
@guinnevere Skynyrd song I hate the least: Free Bird as performed by Conan. in reply to guinnevere #
I uploaded a YouTube video — Pursuit of Happiness http://youtu.be/M-dugpx6t-E?a #
I REQUIRE MORE TWEETS. #
Picked up MAG for ps3 earlier this week and i’m havin’ a ball with it. #
Ugh. I get twinkies thinking “oh man this is going to be great.” — It never is. #
THERE’S NO HOT WATER WHY UGH #
“bone-swah how y’all doin’?” - greeter at La Madeline #
Ingredients for tiramisu: coffee, marscapone, lady fingers. La Madeline recipe: dried out cake, and chocolate frosting. #

Random Firings for the week of 2010-01-24

oreth — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 05:59:59 +0000

music so excellent i just bothered to download it: http://wutangvsthebeatles.bandcamp.com/album/enter-the-magical-mystery-chambers #
RT @wooper: oh my god these spicy chicken nuggets are amazing #fattweets — I just got some too and I agree. #
UGH. 75 degrees in the middle of January. This is the worst. #
@_cyndi i can think of a few things it’d be fun to burn… in reply to _cyndi #
OH outside my apartment window: FACE DOWN. ASS UP. THAT’S THE WAY I LIKE TO F**K. #bootybeats #
RT @tweetmeme The Delicious Season Starts Now - Technorati Lifestyle http://tinyurl.com/yawzjht #
@liquorclown someone has to pay for all that rape that, and it sure as hell isn’t going to be Google http://bit.ly/5ZjXgL in reply to liquorclown #
@creaves @liquorclown I’d suggest buying from dell directly. The woot netbooks are 2 generations old and lack something to be desired. #
What a horrible time to get a cold. NOOOOOO I NEED ALL MY COGNITIVE ABILITIES RIGHT NOW FFFFFFFFF #
Hey look a tasty chicken fried steak. I think I’ll eat that for lunch. #
mmm it’s all warm and.. oops forgot my knife in the kitchen. #
What… why… NO BAD MOLLY DON’T EAT MY STEA.,…. #
Ugh, molly, you are such a glutton. #mollyisabaddog #
all she left me was the cornbread #firstworldcountrysongs #
Ordering a pizza :((( #
@kamileon fucking hell. in reply to kamileon #
My brains are leaking out my nose. #
I am legitimately ill. I’ve got a fever and fluid in my ear canals. Oh look, it’s a sinus infect. FML. #
I just blew my nose and mucus came out of my eye hole. halp #
@HarperMD Is his new “covers only” album out yet? in reply to HarperMD #
Hahahahaha… seriously? Already?! Well, good luck. Enjoy hicksville :smug: #
People sometime get what they think they want. But it just turns out they get what they deserve. - oreth ‘10 #vindicationtweets #
I got a girl who wears cool shoes… #
holy shit, Conan, what a way to end a show. #

Random Firings for the week of 2010-01-17

oreth — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 05:59:59 +0000

So I’m supposed to go eat crepes or something this morning? #
@kamileon seems like you need a hug http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk150/midiman123/hug_bear.gif in reply to kamileon #
I uploaded a YouTube video — omnibus 3.mov http://youtu.be/BsSOtlZwy-w?a #
RT @wooper: http://www.forumopolis.com/showpost.php?p=3164451&postcount=24 #
Playing alphabet game by myself in the car.. Stuck on ‘J’ #
@TheWhaler haha. fantastic. in reply to TheWhaler #
I uploaded a YouTube video — Velociraptor Pets PSA http://youtu.be/yaCYky4O33M?a #
I uploaded a YouTube video — I’m your biggest fant http://youtu.be/Yu5Ga3-XyCA?a #
@liquorclown : @creaves whoa. Apollo 440. I haven’t heard that name in forever. #
the new modest mouse is really good. just fyi. #
I was just informed that the new modest mouse is actually recuts of old unused modest mouse songs… #
RT @astyanax83: god damnit this day is dragging on more than a rupaul convention #
Time Out Two in H- Town http://twitpic.com/y9c24 #
“I’m like a sex camel. I store it up and then can go for a long time with out it.”. - @johncaston #
“whooooo!!! Prison rape!!! Cheers!!!” - @johncaston #
At Saint Arnold’s Brewery in Houston http://twitpic.com/ycixd #
Huge echoing room + lots of people talking = anxiety attack. Had to get out of there. Sorry guys. #
The line for saint arnolds: In the door, down the hall, up the stairs, back down the hall and then finally, beer http://twitpic.com/ycxyo #
“I am hammered right now. I wish Disney World was like this” - @johncaston St. Arnold’s Brewery http://twitpic.com/yd54o #
“there are some classic movies I haven’t seen. Billy Madison and Godfather…” - @ashweaver318 #

Random Firings for the week of 2010-01-10

oreth — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 05:59:59 +0000

ugh molly shut up shut up shut up they are just trimming the tree over the roof stop barking oh god why. #
uuuuugh sit… sit! SIT! molly sit! ugh UUUUGH stop licking your butt molly stop.. oh god #mollyisadog #
A view of #lasalleplex from earlier today: http://twitpic.com/wtcrs #
“that’s not allergies that’s cum in the eyes. I can tell by the red eye and the sly grin.” - @turkishhijinks #
haha @_cyndi just slapped @mollyk9 on the butthole #
@guinnevere HI IM GWENNIE!@ in reply to guinnevere #
This is Molly. She has a sock on her head: http://twitpic.com/x0fbp #
#mollyisadog http://twitpic.com/x0tp4 http://twitpic.com/x0tp7 #
. @johncaston just blew my mind. He said that Lady Gaga could be thought of as “a female contemporary David Bowie”. He’s right. #
RT @pwinn: loves the VanderMeer quote “[Muse] sound like if Radiohead had a child with Mannheim Steamroller.” http://bit.ly/6pIHbX #
RT @creaves: “It’s so cold it made me racist!” #
@liquorclown Ninjas… hijack my mother… shoot stephen before go. in reply to liquorclown #
I don’t normally complain about the weather but ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu—— #
Beef Lo-mein + Coconut Milk Tea = om nom nom nom #
A-Team Trailer leaked; also @SKYTANK makes his film debut http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/01/08/a-team-movie-trailer-leaks-early/ #
@guinnevere should’a gone to cici’s with me. in reply to guinnevere #
“WIC made me racist.” - @liquorclown #
The LOST Xmas special: where Jesus comes from outer space to carve the Easter island heads. /via @guinnevere #
Karaoke with friends: @creaves @guinnevere @_Cyndi http://twitpic.com/xguzf #

Random Firings for the week of 2010-01-03

oreth — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 05:59:59 +0000

@BJackCity STARDUST has no worst parts so in reply to BJackCity #
@BJackCity how can you say that? Deniro portrayed the classic gay pirate perfectly. CLASSICALLY. in reply to BJackCity #
oh my god i just downed some nog… it’s like christmas came again… in my mouth. #
I uploaded a YouTube video — Bailey likes to move it move it http://youtu.be/-7l8pmVIn4E?a #
Come along, you belong, feel the fizz of Coo-Coo Cola http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ptsGMyEwiQ #
@wooper that’s why you never put a whole family in the car at once. Always leave a male child at home to continue the blood line. in reply to wooper #
I know a guy who’s never seen blade runner #fuckyoujoe #
me: *offers half of an Andes mint to @_cyndi . Cyndi: I dont want it. you already ate the A and the N and that’s the best part. #
I… Uh… I think I just walked into hipstr central. #
Confirmed. #
Proof: http://twitpic.com/w694q #
Double proof: http://twitpic.com/w69rs #
“I had seven beers in a row and we were watching Chris Rock… It just seemed right.” - @_cyndi #
Correction: this is holster central #buffaloexchangesmellsweird http://twitpic.com/wekbn #
@oreth ffff holster = hipster in reply to oreth #