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Random Firings for the week of 2010-08-29

oreth — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 05:59:59 +0000

He marcado un vídeo como favorito en YouTube. — Bohemian Karaoke http://youtu.be/pvRKmJqcYkg?a #
Finished prince of persia: forgotten sands earlier today. As a platformer, it is near perfect. #
@focalmatter I finished that one earlier this week. It had was a great story, but it dragged action wise. Forgotten Sands was damn fun. in reply to focalmatter #
@focalmatter not to mention there was no threat of death. in reply to focalmatter #
@goatgreg no. it just makes you a bad person. in reply to goatgreg #
@guinnevere i don’t. i assume that she wants me to point it out and make suggestive comments. #hardnipscoldnights in reply to guinnevere #
@cwgabriel I’d like to read what more people have to say about this. #
@guinnevere what is “CS”? in reply to guinnevere #
RT @thecraftycoder: http://howfuckedismydatabase.com/ #
@wooper holy fuck that thing’s real? in reply to wooper #
RT @neoraven: Just had my first peanut butter and jelly sandwich. #joement #
Had a dream that @mollyk9 could talk. All she wanted to do was lines of coke and hump things. #
Ugh. I can’t stop listening to Neutral Milk Hotel. I think “In The Aeroplane Over The Sea” is my favorite album #

Random Firings for the week of 2010-08-22

oreth — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 05:59:59 +0000

I am so sad I accidentally updated and unjailbroke my iPad #firstworldproblems #
@symon_ what game is this? in reply to symon_ #
My Twifficiency score is 29%. Whats yours? http://twifficiency.com/ #
@exit_strategy thank you for the heads up. in reply to exit_strategy #
RT @indieverse: Okay… Who want tickets to Interpol at @palladiumball? RT to be eligible! #
@lencannon I read that. Gallagher doesn’t seem to be playing with a full deck. in reply to lencannon #
RT @cwgabriel: out of curiosity do any of you work for Lego in some capacity? #
@TheWhaler http://legitfarts.net/post/972264853/via-highexpectationsasianfather #damnyouijustgotthatsongoutofmyhead in reply to TheWhaler #
I made manwich sloppy joes for lunch. They were both terrible and fantastic. Took me back to School Lunch days. #50centsforagiantcookie #
“You yelled at someone, it’s like eating a toe.” - @_cyndi #
Totally double banging this karaoke ti ke$has tik tok #
“why am I a bad Christian?” - some drunk girl outside of karaoke #
I uploaded a YouTube video — Bohemian Karaoke http://youtu.be/pvRKmJqcYkg?a #
Started Red Dead Redemption 30 minutes ago. I’ve spent a total of three minutes doing stuff that wasn’t cutscene. Might not be for me #adhd #

Random Firings for the week of 2010-08-15

oreth — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 05:59:59 +0000

I uploaded a YouTube video — Mariachis like whoa http://youtu.be/kgysEsiGYec?a #
@neoraven brilliant in reply to neoraven #
After finishing Sports night both @_cyndi and I were left with holes Holes that could only be filled by more Aaron Sorkin. West Wing up next #
@Fauxhammer final draft is an excellent purchase. Why haven’t you already? in reply to Fauxhammer #
I subscribed to marybeth808’s channel on YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/user/marybeth808?feature=autoshare #
Watching West Wing… Until @JoshMalina joins the cast, Richard Schiff will have to be my boyfriend. #aaronsorkinyouaremyfavorite #
I liked a YouTube video — Le Troll http://youtu.be/khOtZXNYJ5g?a #
The sickest I’ve felt in a long time. Half-day of work today means i’ll probably do quite a bit of overtime later this week. #
@neoraven no. but it will leave a disgusting after taste in your mouth. in reply to neoraven #
i’ve had my head down focused on code all day long… mùm’s the word. #yesterdaywasdramatictodayisok #
THE JUSTIN BIEBER SHOW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVLmC8Motfg #thebees #
I cannot get enough mùm. I have been listening to the same album continuously for the past two days while working. #
@wooper @Fauxhammer FearTheWooper #somuchtweet #
RT @fart: i have a fear of mirrors and i think this comes from the time i was 14 y/o and used 2x mirrors to look at my butthole #
I uploaded a YouTube video — shit i’m a bird http://youtu.be/TMZUNBKB3uM?a #
I’m not afraid to admit it. I backed up my Twitter account! You should backup yours here: http://backupmytweets.com/ #
Found my favoriteipad Twitter app. HelTweetica #
Just got home from an awesome 13th. hart u @_cyndi #
Scott Pilgrim was amazing. #

Random Firings for the week of 2010-08-08

oreth — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 05:59:59 +0000

@HarperMD my legs are still sore from what felt like walking uphill both ways while I was in town. in reply to HarperMD #
RT @PROMO_TWEET: MONDAY MORNING: BROUGHT TO YOU BY A GENEROUS GRANT FROM THE “FUCK THIS SHIT I’M GOING BACK TO BED” COUNCIL. #
Accidentally bought whipped cream cheese instead of normal. It’s ok I guess… #butthesebagelsarestale #
@mindofchester it’s a cicada. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicada in reply to mindofchester #
so @cyndi_ recently got me into reading comics. On my trip, I read all of Scott Pilgrim, and about a quarter of Ex Machina. Both are great. #
On the flip side of that, I thought I’d really like Deadpool. Turns out, Deadpool is terrible. #
I had three cookies and a coke for breakfast. #BeingGrownUpIsAwesome #
@P3ngy Amy, you have been in the ER more times than anyone I know. And every time i’m like “OH NO I HOPE SHES OK”. Feel better, skagurl. in reply to P3ngy #
It appears @cyndi_ has never had a Mrs. Baird’s Fruit Pie. Rectifying this immediately. #
Note to all: My girlfriend’s twitter is @_cyndi. @cyndi_ belongs to, what I’m sure is, a rather confused girl. This is as much for you as me #
@SCHugarmama http://technorati.com/people/oreth/ (I’m on the technorati dev team) in reply to SCHugarmama #
I put some cream cheese on an oatmeal raisin & walnut cookie. It was delicious. #fattweets #
Why do i have a sudden urge to listen to amy winehouse. This is the worst. #
Having a hard time concentrating today. my mind keeps shooting off into weird places and i’ve drifted off into space at least twice today. #
@wooper @colossal insomnicat? in reply to wooper #
@wooper @co1ossa1 Mew York State of Mind? in reply to wooper #
IT’S REX MANNING DAY! #saynomoremonamore #
RT @FrankConniff: If gay judges shouldn’t rule on gay rights, then straight judges with small penises shouldn’t rule on gun rights. #
I liked a YouTube video — I read your résumé. http://youtu.be/5pHMMAfO_N4?a #
This is amazing. (YouTube http://youtu.be/5pHMMAfO_N4?a) #
I uploaded a YouTube video — Durp http://youtu.be/EtlePJGtlV0?a #
Mariachi at @_cyndi s birthday party fuck yes http://twitpic.com/2co353 #

Random Firings for the week of 2010-08-01

oreth — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 05:59:59 +0000

Note to self: Plugging the usb end of an iphone cable into the network port of a laptop does not charge your almost dead phone. #
Addendum: Consequences of sad actions: Phone will die. Alarm will not go off. You’ll be an hour late to work. #
@b_glad Are you kidding me? Take a look at it from outside of yourself Watching someone slip on a grape is classic comedy gold #itsoktolaugh in reply to b_glad #
@b_glad Hilarious #imighthavebeenwrongbefore in reply to b_glad #
Next movie day I have will be: Foreign Movies I’ve Not Seen: City of God, Yojimbo/Rashomon, Y Tu Mama Tambien, and Amores Perros. Others? #
I’ve never seen a Fellini film, either #
@frobbnik seen all but Dragon Tattoo in reply to frobbnik #
Golden Chick: 20 minute drive thru every single time. #totallyworthittweets #
my cat just took a shit, did not cover it up with litter, and now it smells like rotten vienna sausages in my bedroom. #youfuckingcatgoddamn #
I put some Animal Collective on as I fell asleep last night. It was like falling into a dream. #
@kirilith gonna be in SF tonight/friday afternoon. just fyi. in reply to kirilith #
@KayAnders burn it down. in reply to KayAnders #
Evidently my toothpaste is a national security risk. #4outof5jihadistsprefercrest #
Read books 2 - 5 of Scott Pilgrim on the plane #
The view outside my hotel room: http://twitpic.com/29lo6v #
Hanging out at the corner of 4th st and mission. #sftweets #
The view from my corner #sftweets http://twitpic.com/29mx05 #
@Fauxhammer oh man I can’t wait in reply to Fauxhammer #
@SCHugarmama re: technorati writer. I am indeed a writer. But you already knew that. in reply to SCHugarmama #
Just successfully hAiled my first cab. #sftweets #
Just finished Scott pilgrim #6 #
@cyndi_ you’re my Ramona Flowers. I love you. #
@_cyndi I do love SF but the seven-twenty-five is where my heart lies. in reply to _cyndi #
Totally waiting for my flight and playing words with friends. Your move, guys. http://twitpic.com/2a4ud3 #
@kirilith don’t sweat it, yo. I had absolutely no down time while I was here. in reply to kirilith #
Some one on this plane is wearing way to much perfume… #
@kamileon what’s the achievement called? in reply to kamileon #
As if life weren’t difficult enough, my neighborhood Kroger totally changed its layout. Where the fuck is the coke? #

Random Firings for the week of 2010-07-25

oreth — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 05:59:59 +0000

@jaycubed I don’t even know wwhat your reply was in reference to lol in reply to jaycubed #
You live in Texas, right? Do you like it there? Do y… — I do live in Texas. I’ve lived in Texas most of my lif… http://4ms.me/b03S0V #
What time do you normally go to sleep at night? Get u… — Generally speaking, I go to bed around Midnight. Occas… http://4ms.me/92Xd77 #
RT @fart: i want one of those “Coexist” bumper stickers but the letters should be dicks and buttholes and other cool things (a gun??) #
RT @daveywhite: Brands Strike Up Conversations With Technorati’s Cmads http://bit.ly/a3LcOW #
@focalmatter It will… soon. in reply to focalmatter #
@focalmatter for she’s lived it ten times or more. She could spit in the eyes of fools as they ask her to focus on: in reply to focalmatter #
@kirilith once again. Sennheiser HD 280 Pros. You’ll never regret it. in reply to kirilith #
@kirilith I’ve had mine for 3 years, and they are still going strong. Best part, if something on it breaks, you can order a new part. in reply to kirilith #
@b_glad awww. in reply to b_glad #
@focalmatter hit me up. i’m, predictably, oreth #wordswithfriends in reply to focalmatter #
@tinokun i can’t explain to you how far windows mobile is behind everything else. If you’re not going #iphone at least get an android. in reply to tinokun #
What is your own take on willing suspension of disbeli… — If a science fiction story/novel/movie can create a se… http://4ms.me/b0cRoa #
“A calm sea does not make a skilled sailor.” In other … — Absolutely. And I don’t think I can be more succinct t… http://4ms.me/dfJp9X #
@tinokun microsoft just had a smartphone endeavor that failed the day it launched. Stay clear. in reply to tinokun #
@b_glad oh crap you’re leaving today. I’ve been so busy I forgot. Oh no in reply to b_glad #
@wooper a story about a boy and his dog, except with an inverted relationship (the dog is sentient one, the boy is the creature of habit) in reply to wooper #
@wooper how about a hipster penis and vagina meet for a date and talk about the woes of being genitalia. in reply to wooper #
@wooper write a 30 second commercial for nike that doesn’t talk about shoes at all. in reply to wooper #
Today is “Movies I’ve never seen” day. So far, Charlie Wilson’s War and Adaptation. Currently: Boondock Saints. Soon: A Serious Man #
@BJackCity looking for suggestions. in reply to BJackCity #
Just finished Harold and Maude. I might end the night on a comedy…. #

Random Firings for the week of 2010-07-18

oreth — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 05:59:59 +0000

I can’t stop buying domain names. In the past 24 hours I’ve purchased literallylegit.com and literallytheworst.com #
@wooper ugh. you’re right… that’s literallytheworst.com in reply to wooper #
Have you ever ridden a horse? Tell us about your hors… — I think I road a horse once at like a church picnic wh… http://4ms.me/d0dABd #
Soon, iPad, we will be together. http://bit.ly/dzbyGm #
hips like cinderella. #
What book do you think I should read? Why do you think… — I’m reading The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redempt… http://4ms.me/cXagi1 #
Too muddy outside, molly won’t go out and play. Instead she ran laps around the couch, but it’s a hardwood floor so she actually drifted. #
RT @fart: Dave Matthews is the prime example of a genre I like to call “Dildo Rock” #dmb #
look at this fucking @_cyndi gif right hurrr http://bit.ly/co13hl #
Allergies are literally the worst #
“A leopard cannot change its spots.” Agree or disagree? — I believe, through no immediately recitable source, tha… http://4ms.me/bhJoeN #
RT @PROMO_TWEET: “THE SORCERER’S APPRENTICE”: BECAUSE THE ONLY THING YOU LOOK FOR IN A SUMMER MOVIE IS AIR CONDITIONING. — hahahahahahaha #
For some reason, this image made me think of @Fauxhammer http://bit.ly/acH4xa #
RT @fart: RT @ArizonaPaul54: @LiterallyHitler please change your name, it is offensive to some people #
oh iPad… why are you still in Anchorage, Alaska? #
@SarahKSilverman I’ve been reading your book recently and just wanted to tell you i’m enjoying it. But i also think pee is hilarious so… in reply to SarahKSilverman #
@SarahKSilverman and farts. in reply to SarahKSilverman #
@SarahKSilverman farts and pee, sarah. farts and pee. in reply to SarahKSilverman #
@neoraven joe you better get her number. in reply to neoraven #
@b_glad I hope it’s not Mr. Chopstix fried rice. in reply to b_glad #
@isaiahmustafa re: Haley. I just cried a little. Thank you. in reply to isaiahmustafa #
Places you wish you were right now: La Mexicana in Denton Texas. Ceviche: http://twitpic.com/25k2z2 #
Ceviche and a mexican coke #lunchphotos http://twitpic.com/25kdiu #
Tacos: From the left Al Pastor, Lengua, Barbacoa, Chicharron #lunchphotos http://twitpic.com/25kebt #
RT @focalmatter: Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern looks like Dennis from ALWAYS SUNNY. http://bit.ly/9GnnBf — NIGHT MAN! #
RT @fart: my dog uses all her muscles and looks fuckin ripped and intense when shes trying to puke #
Tweeting from my iPad. Sheeeeeeeiiiit! #
RT @goatgreg: The best way to eat a sub is after it has been in the fridge and soaking in oil/vinegar and it is soggy and delicious — . #
@neoraven jailbreak. in reply to neoraven #
@wooper @neoraven it’s one button. you click it and then you have a jailbroken ipod. in reply to wooper #
@neoraven mibbit? in reply to neoraven #
@Fauxhammer sup, nut-crushing buddy? in reply to Fauxhammer #
@wooper whoa is that a crt monitor? in reply to wooper #
possibly about to own the entire line of mac products. Mini, iPhone, iPad, and now, possibly, MacBook. #
@JoshGorfain I meant I own a desktop, a phone/music player, ultra-portable, and possibly, an actual laptop. in reply to JoshGorfain #
@guinnevere i have a mac mini. in reply to guinnevere #
@liquorclown how do you figure? intel core 2 duo 2.26 ghz 4gigs of ram nvidia gforce 9400. runs everything i need/want. Plays WoW perfectly. in reply to liquorclown #
@liquorclown how about you catch my dick in reply to liquorclown #
@liquorclown #dicktweets in reply to liquorclown #
@liquorclown http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlVUXLBJg14 in reply to liquorclown #
@liquorclown you will never get my video out of your head. It’s like AIDS that way. in reply to liquorclown #
Highlight of the day: reaching out to pet @pwinn’s golden retriever. She peed all over the couch, jumped off the back and hid behind pwinn. #

Random Firings for the week of 2010-07-11

oreth — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 05:59:59 +0000

Music to look into later: Magnetic Zeros #npr #
Today’s sweat smells like yesterday’s chlorine, patron, fireworks and weed. #happybirthdayamerica #
Correction: Today’s sweat smells like FREEDOM. #americafuckyeah #
@kirilith @kamileon biggest bonus for PS3: PS3 Media Server cross platform media serving for PS3. PS3 has the superior media browser as well in reply to kirilith #
My Chicken Pn’Nang was too spicy for me this evening. so i put some sour cream in it. Verdict is still out. #gonnahavehearburntonight #
@kirilith PS3 will also do Hulu in the near future. (But I guess XBOX will to so) in reply to kirilith #
@BJackCity You’re in for a treat. in reply to BJackCity #
@kamileon Well there you go. All your bases are covered. Way to be the best consumer. in reply to kamileon #
@HarperMD I am aware but the media browsing/playing experience of the PS3 is superior to 360 at least in my experiences (except for netflix) in reply to HarperMD #
@HarperMD I’m not disagreeing with you, I was pointing out an aspect of the PS3 that had possibly not been considered. #InformedDecisions in reply to HarperMD #
I’ve recently been reading both Pratchett’s “Mort” and The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee by @sarahksilverman #readthem #
@wooper hahah is that from the last airbender? in reply to wooper #
Hey twitter, I’m learning Erasure’s “Always” (as heard in robot unicorn) on my Uke. Is this acceptable? ( Y / N ). #thanksinadvance #
Guys: Headline of the year: http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703 #
@skufish I had always assumed @TheWhaler dressed like that always, anyhow. in reply to skufish #
@b_glad I don’t generally like female comediennes, but she had an incredibly funny standup in the early 90’s called “Cats, Cops and Stuff”. in reply to b_glad #
@TheWhaler Chuck Norris can’t die because of a reason explaining his bad-assery in a completely ridiculous way. #lolchucknorris #barrenschat in reply to TheWhaler #
@harpermd http://technorati.com/entertainment/gaming/article/blizzards-realid-coming-to-official-game/ #
@mekoness but the fact of the matter is that the internet, as a social medium, is undergoing a blue-shift. Everything is coming together. #
@mekoness @harpermd From a gamer point of view, however, Bob Kotick can suck my dick. #
@wooper that’s a bit extreme, tim. When was the last time someone got murdered for posting “John Q.(ueer) Public likes Pride Parades” on FB? in reply to wooper #
@wooper re: morality of privacy — I certainly don’t disagree with you there. It’s a dick move, to be sure. #
@mekoness @wooper @harperMD You have successfully defended your positions. Here’s to hoping Blizzard/Activision/Kotick listens to the outcry in reply to mekoness #
@bensmithson what’s wrong, ben? Work got you down? in reply to bensmithson #
@bensmithson I remember said days at webce. in reply to bensmithson #
@bensmithson haha. I was a typesetter in college for an advertising company. Someone once asked me if I knew how to use rubberstamp ink pads in reply to bensmithson #
Note to self: golden chick is literallythe slowest fast food joint. #30minutedrivethrus #
You win a two-week, all-expenses paid time travel holi… — I’d probably go back to one of three places. Fairly re… http://4ms.me/9Ixc98 #
@TangoKarnitz but why would anyone ever eat at hooters? in reply to TangoKarnitz #
Do you consider yourself to be strong? — I consider myself to be tempered. I’ve got through a constant string of … http://4ms.me/cSTXFK #
This just in: Yeast rolls from golden chick are fucking delicious. #
@TangoKarnitz I’ve been to Hooters less than 5 times. The food sucks and the girls are the “with issues” kind of attractive that turn me off in reply to TangoKarnitz #
@TangoKarnitz Having leftover spaghetti made by @_cyndi You can bet it will be awesome. in reply to TangoKarnitz #
@TheBuzzard Why are we walking like this? in reply to TheBuzzard #
@mekoness Time to re-up your account. in reply to mekoness #
RT @PROMO_TWEET: ACTIVISION BLIZZARD INC. WANTS THEIR USERS TO KNOW THEY’RE FREE TO ANONYMOUSLY CALL THAT DUDE ON THE BOARDS A HOMO AGAIN. #
@guinnevere You’re my favorite menstruation tweeter. in reply to guinnevere #
If I ever have my own business, I’m going to name it Literally Legit Inc. #
Who needs a grill when you’ve got a gas stove? http://j.mp/aILCRO #
I uploaded a YouTube video — Onslaught Harbor: Homing Missiles http://youtu.be/_V3ebNz6pLM?a #
I uploaded a YouTube video — Ulduar: The Cat Lady Cometh http://youtu.be/B7QAjstVtkU?a #

Random Firings for the week of 2010-07-04

oreth — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 05:59:59 +0000

@kirilith you are on my shitlist for naming your cat after a character in harry potter. #ooohsickburn in reply to kirilith #
@goatgreg YOUR TEAM IS MADE OF GREAN BEANS! in reply to goatgreg #
@Fauxhammer holy sunset riders reference batman in reply to Fauxhammer #
RT @bretterlich: Twilight’s like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don’t understand. #
@guinnevere tell them you have a misplaced anklebone and it’s actually 6 inches above your ankle and that your pants are quite suitable. in reply to guinnevere #
me: hey i’m gonna refactor this code so that it’s clean and is reusable. AS3: this aught to be good. *3 hours later* Me: AAAAAAAUUUUGGHHHHHH #
Anger isn’t my favorite color, but right now I could paint a masterpiece with it. #
@creaves @guinnevere just some stuff at work #
@creaves oh man should have invited them in to chat to see how long they would stay in your house before running for the door for moving air in reply to creaves #
AS3? MORE LIKE ASS3 AMIRITE?! #goddammitadobeyousuck #
@symon_ Flash? more like dickfarts. in reply to symon_ #
@dantelfer like a flesh golem in a potion room? in reply to dantelfer #
@jaycubed You should be programming in python all the time. #wrotethistweetinpython in reply to jaycubed #
@jaycubed import twitter;
t = new twitter()
t.tweet(”I totally wrote this in python”)
t.tag(”#suckit”)
t.send() in reply to jaycubed #
iPad: ordered. #
@ericaustinlee i’d prefer if he never did anything ever again. in reply to ericaustinlee #
@ericaustinlee yeah. i’ll admit i enjoyed Signs as well, even though that’s an unpopular opinion and Lady in the Water; good for what it was in reply to ericaustinlee #
I love that @maddow actually tweets stuff herself. I feel like she’s talking directly to me every day. *sigh* #unrequitednerdlove #
Man, I just discovered The Black Keys. #whyhaventieverlistenedtothembeforemylifeisinfinitelybetterforhavinglistenedtothisalbum #
Shopping at office depot for a new chair. Some douche is screaming ” WOW THAT’S A LOW PRICE.” Is being followed by store personnell #
My job can be frustrating, and more often than not stressful, but is highly rewarding. I wish everyone I knew could have a job like mine. #
RT @b_glad: This ~~bathroom at~~ Michaels smells like old ladies. — #ftfy #
Oh my god I love hurricane season in Dallas. It’s actually some what pleasant outside and not scorchingly hot. #
Watching an episode of mythbusters. This show has become completely retarded. #
Grant: hurr hurr hurr. Torri: durr durr durr. Keri: herp derp nerp. *Explosion* #
RT @HarperMD: RT @DRUNKHULK: DRUNK HULK JUST FIGURE OUT TWIST! M NIGHT SHYMALAN CAREER WAS DEAD WHOLE TIME! #
@kirilith Might want to look into herbal supplements or other treatment. People with heart trouble should consult their doctors in reply to kirilith #
@kirilith If your steering wheel remains locked for four hours or more, you should call your doctor. #thesteeringwheelisametaphoreforpenis in reply to kirilith #
Ben and Jerry’s Key Lime Pie, you’re my only friend. #

Random Firings for the week of 2010-06-27

oreth — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 05:59:59 +0000

Is a conga line still a viable group activity? How much alcohol must the group consume before commencing said dance? Need to know asap. #tia #
Just watched the entirety of East Bound and Down. Not entirely sure I get it. #
Rewatching “Sports Night”. I love this fucking show. #
iOS4 is slicker than a Gulf Coast Seagull #lolbpjokes #
@wooper You were able to before? #rockafellaskankisliterallyaterriblesong in reply to wooper #
RT @b_glad: Just covered my painting in coffee. It’s okay, though. It was on purpose. #nowitsmellsdelicious #
@Fauxhammer come to denton. we’ll get you good and relaxed. in reply to Fauxhammer #
@dantelfer Dunno if you know this yet, but you made The Daily What’s “Early Bird Special” http://bit.ly/a0aaQk in reply to dantelfer #
@jaycubed WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELIN’ LIKE…. oh fuck it going back to bed. in reply to jaycubed #
RT @HarperMD: RT @wooper Everyone who likes It’s Always Sunny and the X-Men click on this http://i46.tinypic.com/5ocswn.png #
Another San Francisco Trip at the end of July. Kinda stoked for this. #
@Godforgotten what do you mean? in reply to Godforgotten #
@Godforgotten then it obviously wasn’t for you? in reply to Godforgotten #
@jaycubed iphone 4 seems like a good choice. in reply to jaycubed #
@jaycubed Sprint has the fastest. Verizon the most reliable. AT&T has the iphone. in reply to jaycubed #
@wooper Why have you pork baconed me? In your thighs pork baconed me? Justin Fry: self price check duo scythe. in reply to wooper #
RT @guinnevere: I want a vuvuzela — we can’t be friends anymore. #
Q:Do you sing in the shower? A:Absolutely. Every chance I get. There’s better acoustics in there, as well as the win… http://4ms.me/d2NyED #
@liquorclown Hahaha The vuvuzela joke will never get olBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ in reply to liquorclown #
RT @andy_lsg G..gP — #retweetedbecausethecoolkidstoldmetoamipartofthecliquenowguys #
@geniphurb I suggest going to an apple store and taking design tips from them. Hard edges, cold walls, ambient lighting. Perfect. in reply to geniphurb #
@geniphurb OK, how about this. Paint the walls flat white, and john and I will come down and draw penises all over the walls. in reply to geniphurb #
@kamileon is it a camera phone? in reply to kamileon #
Tumblr, you are the worst. #
.@_cyndi GASP me: What? @_cyndi (while playing Red Dead Redemption) I have a shot gun! — and then, no joke, she literally made this face #