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• Note to self: Plugging the usb end of an iphone cable into the network port of a laptop does not charge your almost dead phone. #
• Addendum: Consequences of sad actions: Phone will die. Alarm will not go off. You’ll be an hour late to work. #
• @b_glad Are you kidding me? Take a look at it from outside of yourself Watching someone slip on a grape is classic comedy gold #itsoktolaugh in reply to b_glad #
• @b_glad Hilarious #imighthavebeenwrongbefore in reply to b_glad #
• Next movie day I have will be: Foreign Movies I’ve Not Seen: City of God, Yojimbo/Rashomon, Y Tu Mama Tambien, and Amores Perros. Others? #
• I’ve never seen a Fellini film, either #
• @frobbnik seen all but Dragon Tattoo in reply to frobbnik #
• Golden Chick: 20 minute drive thru every single time. #totallyworthittweets #
• my cat just took a shit, did not cover it up with litter, and now it smells like rotten vienna sausages in my bedroom. #youfuckingcatgoddamn #
• I put some Animal Collective on as I fell asleep last night. It was like falling into a dream. #
• @kirilith gonna be in SF tonight/friday afternoon. just fyi. in reply to kirilith #
• @KayAnders burn it down. in reply to KayAnders #
• Evidently my toothpaste is a national security risk. #4outof5jihadistsprefercrest #
• Read books 2 - 5 of Scott Pilgrim on the plane #
• The view outside my hotel room: http://twitpic.com/29lo6v #
• Hanging out at the corner of 4th st and mission. #sftweets #
• The view from my corner #sftweets http://twitpic.com/29mx05 #
• @Fauxhammer oh man I can’t wait in reply to Fauxhammer #
• @SCHugarmama re: technorati writer. I am indeed a writer. But you already knew that. in reply to SCHugarmama #
• Just successfully hAiled my first cab. #sftweets #
• Just finished Scott pilgrim #6 #
• @cyndi_ you’re my Ramona Flowers. I love you. #
• @_cyndi I do love SF but the seven-twenty-five is where my heart lies. in reply to _cyndi #
• Totally waiting for my flight and playing words with friends. Your move, guys. http://twitpic.com/2a4ud3 #
• @kirilith don’t sweat it, yo. I had absolutely no down time while I was here. in reply to kirilith #
• Some one on this plane is wearing way to much perfume… #
• @kamileon what’s the achievement called? in reply to kamileon #
• As if life weren’t difficult enough, my neighborhood Kroger totally changed its layout. Where the fuck is the coke? #

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• @jaycubed I don’t even know wwhat your reply was in reference to lol in reply to jaycubed #
• You live in Texas, right? Do you like it there? Do y… — I do live in Texas. I’ve lived in Texas most of my lif… http://4ms.me/b03S0V #
• What time do you normally go to sleep at night? Get u… — Generally speaking, I go to bed around Midnight. Occas… http://4ms.me/92Xd77 #
• RT @fart: i want one of those “Coexist” bumper stickers but the letters should be dicks and buttholes and other cool things (a gun??) #
• RT @daveywhite: Brands Strike Up Conversations With Technorati’s Cmads http://bit.ly/a3LcOW #
• @focalmatter It will… soon. in reply to focalmatter #
• @focalmatter for she’s lived it ten times or more. She could spit in the eyes of fools as they ask her to focus on: in reply to focalmatter #
• @kirilith once again. Sennheiser HD 280 Pros. You’ll never regret it. in reply to kirilith #
• @kirilith I’ve had mine for 3 years, and they are still going strong. Best part, if something on it breaks, you can order a new part. in reply to kirilith #
• @b_glad awww. in reply to b_glad #
• @focalmatter hit me up. i’m, predictably, oreth #wordswithfriends in reply to focalmatter #
• @tinokun i can’t explain to you how far windows mobile is behind everything else. If you’re not going #iphone at least get an android. in reply to tinokun #
• What is your own take on willing suspension of disbeli… — If a science fiction story/novel/movie can create a se… http://4ms.me/b0cRoa #
• “A calm sea does not make a skilled sailor.” In other … — Absolutely. And I don’t think I can be more succinct t… http://4ms.me/dfJp9X #
• @tinokun microsoft just had a smartphone endeavor that failed the day it launched. Stay clear. in reply to tinokun #
• @b_glad oh crap you’re leaving today. I’ve been so busy I forgot. Oh no in reply to b_glad #
• @wooper a story about a boy and his dog, except with an inverted relationship (the dog is sentient one, the boy is the creature of habit) in reply to wooper #
• @wooper how about a hipster penis and vagina meet for a date and talk about the woes of being genitalia. in reply to wooper #
• @wooper write a 30 second commercial for nike that doesn’t talk about shoes at all. in reply to wooper #
• Today is “Movies I’ve never seen” day. So far, Charlie Wilson’s War and Adaptation. Currently: Boondock Saints. Soon: A Serious Man #
• @BJackCity looking for suggestions. in reply to BJackCity #
• Just finished Harold and Maude. I might end the night on a comedy…. #

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• I can’t stop buying domain names. In the past 24 hours I’ve purchased literallylegit.com and literallytheworst.com #
• @wooper ugh. you’re right… that’s literallytheworst.com in reply to wooper #
• Have you ever ridden a horse? Tell us about your hors… — I think I road a horse once at like a church picnic wh… http://4ms.me/d0dABd #
• Soon, iPad, we will be together. http://bit.ly/dzbyGm #
• hips like cinderella. #
• What book do you think I should read? Why do you think… — I’m reading The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redempt… http://4ms.me/cXagi1 #
• Too muddy outside, molly won’t go out and play. Instead she ran laps around the couch, but it’s a hardwood floor so she actually drifted. #
• RT @fart: Dave Matthews is the prime example of a genre I like to call “Dildo Rock” #dmb #
• look at this fucking @_cyndi gif right hurrr http://bit.ly/co13hl #
• Allergies are literally the worst #
• “A leopard cannot change its spots.” Agree or disagree? — I believe, through no immediately recitable source, tha… http://4ms.me/bhJoeN #
• RT @PROMO_TWEET: “THE SORCERER’S APPRENTICE”: BECAUSE THE ONLY THING YOU LOOK FOR IN A SUMMER MOVIE IS AIR CONDITIONING. — hahahahahahaha #
• For some reason, this image made me think of @Fauxhammer http://bit.ly/acH4xa #
• RT @fart: RT @ArizonaPaul54: @LiterallyHitler please change your name, it is offensive to some people #
• oh iPad… why are you still in Anchorage, Alaska? #
• @SarahKSilverman I’ve been reading your book recently and just wanted to tell you i’m enjoying it. But i also think pee is hilarious so… in reply to SarahKSilverman #
• @SarahKSilverman and farts. in reply to SarahKSilverman #
• @SarahKSilverman farts and pee, sarah. farts and pee. in reply to SarahKSilverman #
• @neoraven joe you better get her number. in reply to neoraven #
• @b_glad I hope it’s not Mr. Chopstix fried rice. in reply to b_glad #
• @isaiahmustafa re: Haley. I just cried a little. Thank you. in reply to isaiahmustafa #
• Places you wish you were right now: La Mexicana in Denton Texas. Ceviche: http://twitpic.com/25k2z2 #
• Ceviche and a mexican coke #lunchphotos http://twitpic.com/25kdiu #
• Tacos: From the left Al Pastor, Lengua, Barbacoa, Chicharron #lunchphotos http://twitpic.com/25kebt #
• RT @focalmatter: Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern looks like Dennis from ALWAYS SUNNY. http://bit.ly/9GnnBf — NIGHT MAN! #
• RT @fart: my dog uses all her muscles and looks fuckin ripped and intense when shes trying to puke #
• Tweeting from my iPad. Sheeeeeeeiiiit! #
• RT @goatgreg: The best way to eat a sub is after it has been in the fridge and soaking in oil/vinegar and it is soggy and delicious — . #
• @neoraven jailbreak. in reply to neoraven #
• @wooper @neoraven it’s one button. you click it and then you have a jailbroken ipod. in reply to wooper #
• @neoraven mibbit? in reply to neoraven #
• @Fauxhammer sup, nut-crushing buddy? in reply to Fauxhammer #
• @wooper whoa is that a crt monitor? in reply to wooper #
• possibly about to own the entire line of mac products. Mini, iPhone, iPad, and now, possibly, MacBook. #
• @JoshGorfain I meant I own a desktop, a phone/music player, ultra-portable, and possibly, an actual laptop. in reply to JoshGorfain #
• @guinnevere i have a mac mini. in reply to guinnevere #
• @liquorclown how do you figure? intel core 2 duo 2.26 ghz 4gigs of ram nvidia gforce 9400. runs everything i need/want. Plays WoW perfectly. in reply to liquorclown #
• @liquorclown how about you catch my dick in reply to liquorclown #
• @liquorclown #dicktweets in reply to liquorclown #
• @liquorclown http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlVUXLBJg14 in reply to liquorclown #
• @liquorclown you will never get my video out of your head. It’s like AIDS that way. in reply to liquorclown #
• Highlight of the day: reaching out to pet @pwinn’s golden retriever. She peed all over the couch, jumped off the back and hid behind pwinn. #

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• Music to look into later: Magnetic Zeros #npr #
• Today’s sweat smells like yesterday’s chlorine, patron, fireworks and weed. #happybirthdayamerica #
• Correction: Today’s sweat smells like FREEDOM. #americafuckyeah #
• @kirilith @kamileon biggest bonus for PS3: PS3 Media Server cross platform media serving for PS3. PS3 has the superior media browser as well in reply to kirilith #
• My Chicken Pn’Nang was too spicy for me this evening. so i put some sour cream in it. Verdict is still out. #gonnahavehearburntonight #
• @kirilith PS3 will also do Hulu in the near future. (But I guess XBOX will to so) in reply to kirilith #
• @BJackCity You’re in for a treat. in reply to BJackCity #
• @kamileon Well there you go. All your bases are covered. Way to be the best consumer. in reply to kamileon #
• @HarperMD I am aware but the media browsing/playing experience of the PS3 is superior to 360 at least in my experiences (except for netflix) in reply to HarperMD #
• @HarperMD I’m not disagreeing with you, I was pointing out an aspect of the PS3 that had possibly not been considered. #InformedDecisions in reply to HarperMD #
• I’ve recently been reading both Pratchett’s “Mort” and The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee by @sarahksilverman #readthem #
• @wooper hahah is that from the last airbender? in reply to wooper #
• Hey twitter, I’m learning Erasure’s “Always” (as heard in robot unicorn) on my Uke. Is this acceptable? ( Y / N ). #thanksinadvance #
• Guys: Headline of the year: http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703 #
• @skufish I had always assumed @TheWhaler dressed like that always, anyhow. in reply to skufish #
• @b_glad I don’t generally like female comediennes, but she had an incredibly funny standup in the early 90’s called “Cats, Cops and Stuff”. in reply to b_glad #
• @TheWhaler Chuck Norris can’t die because of a reason explaining his bad-assery in a completely ridiculous way. #lolchucknorris #barrenschat in reply to TheWhaler #
• @harpermd http://technorati.com/entertainment/gaming/article/blizzards-realid-coming-to-official-game/ #
• @mekoness but the fact of the matter is that the internet, as a social medium, is undergoing a blue-shift. Everything is coming together. #
• @mekoness @harpermd From a gamer point of view, however, Bob Kotick can suck my dick. #
• @wooper that’s a bit extreme, tim. When was the last time someone got murdered for posting “John Q.(ueer) Public likes Pride Parades” on FB? in reply to wooper #
• @wooper re: morality of privacy — I certainly don’t disagree with you there. It’s a dick move, to be sure. #
• @mekoness @wooper @harperMD You have successfully defended your positions. Here’s to hoping Blizzard/Activision/Kotick listens to the outcry in reply to mekoness #
• @bensmithson what’s wrong, ben? Work got you down? in reply to bensmithson #
• @bensmithson I remember said days at webce. in reply to bensmithson #
• @bensmithson haha. I was a typesetter in college for an advertising company. Someone once asked me if I knew how to use rubberstamp ink pads in reply to bensmithson #
• Note to self: golden chick is literallythe slowest fast food joint. #30minutedrivethrus #
• You win a two-week, all-expenses paid time travel holi… — I’d probably go back to one of three places. Fairly re… http://4ms.me/9Ixc98 #
• @TangoKarnitz but why would anyone ever eat at hooters? in reply to TangoKarnitz #
• Do you consider yourself to be strong? — I consider myself to be tempered. I’ve got through a constant string of … http://4ms.me/cSTXFK #
• This just in: Yeast rolls from golden chick are fucking delicious. #
• @TangoKarnitz I’ve been to Hooters less than 5 times. The food sucks and the girls are the “with issues” kind of attractive that turn me off in reply to TangoKarnitz #
• @TangoKarnitz Having leftover spaghetti made by @_cyndi You can bet it will be awesome. in reply to TangoKarnitz #
• @TheBuzzard Why are we walking like this? in reply to TheBuzzard #
• @mekoness Time to re-up your account. in reply to mekoness #
• RT @PROMO_TWEET: ACTIVISION BLIZZARD INC. WANTS THEIR USERS TO KNOW THEY’RE FREE TO ANONYMOUSLY CALL THAT DUDE ON THE BOARDS A HOMO AGAIN. #
• @guinnevere You’re my favorite menstruation tweeter. in reply to guinnevere #
• If I ever have my own business, I’m going to name it Literally Legit Inc. #
• Who needs a grill when you’ve got a gas stove? http://j.mp/aILCRO #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Onslaught Harbor: Homing Missiles http://youtu.be/_V3ebNz6pLM?a #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Ulduar: The Cat Lady Cometh http://youtu.be/B7QAjstVtkU?a #

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• @kirilith you are on my shitlist for naming your cat after a character in harry potter. #ooohsickburn in reply to kirilith #
• @goatgreg YOUR TEAM IS MADE OF GREAN BEANS! in reply to goatgreg #
• @Fauxhammer holy sunset riders reference batman in reply to Fauxhammer #
• RT @bretterlich: Twilight’s like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don’t understand. #
• @guinnevere tell them you have a misplaced anklebone and it’s actually 6 inches above your ankle and that your pants are quite suitable. in reply to guinnevere #
• me: hey i’m gonna refactor this code so that it’s clean and is reusable. AS3: this aught to be good. *3 hours later* Me: AAAAAAAUUUUGGHHHHHH #
• Anger isn’t my favorite color, but right now I could paint a masterpiece with it. #
• @creaves @guinnevere just some stuff at work #
• @creaves oh man should have invited them in to chat to see how long they would stay in your house before running for the door for moving air in reply to creaves #
• AS3? MORE LIKE ASS3 AMIRITE?! #goddammitadobeyousuck #
• @symon_ Flash? more like dickfarts. in reply to symon_ #
• @dantelfer like a flesh golem in a potion room? in reply to dantelfer #
• @jaycubed You should be programming in python all the time. #wrotethistweetinpython in reply to jaycubed #
• @jaycubed import twitter;
  t = new twitter()
  t.tweet(”I totally wrote this in python”)
  t.tag(”#suckit”)
  t.send() in reply to jaycubed #
• iPad: ordered. #
• @ericaustinlee i’d prefer if he never did anything ever again. in reply to ericaustinlee #
• @ericaustinlee yeah. i’ll admit i enjoyed Signs as well, even though that’s an unpopular opinion and Lady in the Water; good for what it was in reply to ericaustinlee #
• I love that @maddow actually tweets stuff herself. I feel like she’s talking directly to me every day. *sigh* #unrequitednerdlove #
• Man, I just discovered The Black Keys. #whyhaventieverlistenedtothembeforemylifeisinfinitelybetterforhavinglistenedtothisalbum #
• Shopping at office depot for a new chair. Some douche is screaming ” WOW THAT’S A LOW PRICE.” Is being followed by store personnell #
• My job can be frustrating, and more often than not stressful, but is highly rewarding. I wish everyone I knew could have a job like mine. #
• RT @b_glad: This <strike>bathroom at</strike> Michaels smells like old ladies. — #ftfy #
• Oh my god I love hurricane season in Dallas. It’s actually some what pleasant outside and not scorchingly hot. #
• Watching an episode of mythbusters. This show has become completely retarded. #
• Grant: hurr hurr hurr. Torri: durr durr durr. Keri: herp derp nerp. *Explosion* #
• RT @HarperMD: RT @DRUNKHULK: DRUNK HULK JUST FIGURE OUT TWIST! M NIGHT SHYMALAN CAREER WAS DEAD WHOLE TIME! #
• @kirilith Might want to look into herbal supplements or other treatment. People with heart trouble should consult their doctors in reply to kirilith #
• @kirilith If your steering wheel remains locked for four hours or more, you should call your doctor. #thesteeringwheelisametaphoreforpenis in reply to kirilith #
• Ben and Jerry’s Key Lime Pie, you’re my only friend. #

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• Is a conga line still a viable group activity? How much alcohol must the group consume before commencing said dance? Need to know asap. #tia #
• Just watched the entirety of East Bound and Down. Not entirely sure I get it. #
• Rewatching “Sports Night”. I love this fucking show. #
• iOS4 is slicker than a Gulf Coast Seagull #lolbpjokes #
• @wooper You were able to before? #rockafellaskankisliterallyaterriblesong in reply to wooper #
• RT @b_glad: Just covered my painting in coffee. It’s okay, though. It was on purpose. #nowitsmellsdelicious #
• @Fauxhammer come to denton. we’ll get you good and relaxed. in reply to Fauxhammer #
• @dantelfer Dunno if you know this yet, but you made The Daily What’s “Early Bird Special” http://bit.ly/a0aaQk in reply to dantelfer #
• @jaycubed WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELIN’ LIKE…. oh fuck it going back to bed. in reply to jaycubed #
• RT @HarperMD: RT @wooper Everyone who likes It’s Always Sunny and the X-Men click on this http://i46.tinypic.com/5ocswn.png #
• Another San Francisco Trip at the end of July. Kinda stoked for this. #
• @Godforgotten what do you mean? in reply to Godforgotten #
• @Godforgotten then it obviously wasn’t for you? in reply to Godforgotten #
• @jaycubed iphone 4 seems like a good choice. in reply to jaycubed #
• @jaycubed Sprint has the fastest. Verizon the most reliable. AT&T has the iphone. in reply to jaycubed #
• @wooper Why have you pork baconed me? In your thighs pork baconed me? Justin Fry: self price check duo scythe. in reply to wooper #
• RT @guinnevere: I want a vuvuzela — we can’t be friends anymore. #
• Q:Do you sing in the shower? A:Absolutely. Every chance I get. There’s better acoustics in there, as well as the win… http://4ms.me/d2NyED #
• @liquorclown Hahaha The vuvuzela joke will never get olBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ in reply to liquorclown #
• RT @andy_lsg G..gP — #retweetedbecausethecoolkidstoldmetoamipartofthecliquenowguys #
• @geniphurb I suggest going to an apple store and taking design tips from them. Hard edges, cold walls, ambient lighting. Perfect. in reply to geniphurb #
• @geniphurb OK, how about this. Paint the walls flat white, and john and I will come down and draw penises all over the walls. in reply to geniphurb #
• @kamileon is it a camera phone? in reply to kamileon #
• Tumblr, you are the worst. #
• .@_cyndi GASP me: What? @_cyndi (while playing Red Dead Redemption) I have a shot gun! — and then, no joke, she literally made this face #

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• Halo, Call of Duty, Gears of War: The Three Amibros #e3 #
• Introducing the new Hyundai Zan-Datsu. #e3 #
• Halo: Reach. More like Halo: Same Game As The Last One. #e3 #
• @TheBuzzard it’s also every gears game. in reply to TheBuzzard #
• I want to punch color bubbles! #e3 #
• RT @HarperMD: Ubi Soft’s Your Fitness game would better be called the Secret World of Alex Mack Fitness — HOLY LOL #
• Dead Space 2: Still don’t care #e3 #
• HONOR OF DUTY: MODERN MEDAL ? #e3 #
• I don’t care about authenticity in an MMA game. Scratch that. I don’t care about an MMA game at all. #e3 #
• no. no no no. stop. ea. stop. stop. fucking stop. this is …. god no god fuck nooooo #livebroadcastea #e3 #
• Fitness games require at least two people clap for them. #e3 #
• Sims 3 <3 #e3 #
• Oh god why did that sims 3 trailer make me cry? #e3 #
• I don’t care about Crysis 2 at all. #
• hahaha Old Republic announcers are bombing. #
• @guinnevere I can categorically say that you are wrong about red pepper’s. #
• I apologize to @guinnevere Miscommunication. #fyi Red Pepper’s is a crappy “Procol Harem and Moody Blues on piano muzak” buffet. #denton in reply to guinnevere #
• RT @fart Remember when that one Android phone was so popular that the carrier was overloaded attempting to process preorders? — #smugtweets #
• @wooper oh snap. in reply to wooper #
• Epic Mickey: Very Yes #e3 #
• Kirby’s Epic Yarn looks AMAZING #e3 #
• RT @TheBuzzard: Metroid Other M. Yase. Yasredjwkfdwjdhhhhhhhhhhh #e3 #
• Nintendo 3DS: Virtual Boy Mark II #
• YES YES YES. KID ICARUS #e3 #
• Nintendo 3DS is a must buy. #e3 #
• RT @TheBuzzard: Finally, You Can Experience My Boner As It Was Meant To Be Seen - In 3D. #e3 #
• Sony is kinda blowing me away. #e3 #
• HOLY FUCK GABEN #ps3 #e3 #
• RT @the_vuvuzela: BzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZ #
• @creaves i had TERRIBLE allergies this morning, I’m sure it’s just that. in reply to creaves #
• @neoraven Dexy’s Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen in reply to neoraven #
• @TheBuzzard I saw it live at QuakeCon last year. It just looks like Id’s version of Fallout. I’m still undecided. in reply to TheBuzzard #
• Jus got my new pair of glasses. Everything is immediatlwy clearer. #
• Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz #vuvuzelatrain #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — This Is How We Do It http://youtu.be/SNSwKe1WJS4?a #
• RT @Fauxhammer: I was on the precipice of a monstrous depression this morning, but it looks like I’ve turBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ #
• @hamburgers is that where i’ll find you? in reply to hamburgers #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — My impression of kevin’s impression of me http://youtu.be/ZHyVHxZz7rE?a #
• YES. I DO REALLY WEAR YELLOW TINTED GLASSES. THEY ARE NOT PHOTOSHOPPED. UGH. @screevo #
• @Godforgotten negative. got new ones in yesterday. in reply to Godforgotten #
• Technorati Dallas crew checkin’ in: http://cl.ly/86274b710f447b735d7f http://cl.ly/6c7ec7cba78c19aa7fa0 #wfh #
• “you’re like that hooker who sucked poison out of my balls” -@_cyndi #
• Lady Cathrine Felicity of Meowington Hills #catnames #
• @HarperMD “Magneto because of the ‘M’ on her head.” - @_cyndi in reply to HarperMD #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — faaararrrrrtgttzzzzzz http://youtu.be/uwJupInQVBo?a #
• Long hot day. Winding down with some friends, some beer, and some @HotBoxPizza … So awesome. #

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• Ladies and gentlemen, The Tent-of-Racism http://twitpic.com/1un14e #
• @xanzippa errrr? in reply to xanzippa #
• @mindofchester a cigarette, a coke, my sennheiser cans, and some This Will Destroy You. in reply to mindofchester #
• RT @fart: if you go outside and shout “RRRRRRICO” someone better fucking shout back “SUAVEEEE” #
• Win the ultimate $10,000 Canon 5D Mk2 camera rig to celebrate the release of Camera+ for iPhone at WWDC http://tinyurl.com/camplus #
• @HarperMD Betting they search for http://tinyurl.com/camplus in reply to HarperMD #
• RT @HarperMD: @oreth Does that mean that whenever I link to http://tinyurl.com/camplus it’s like I’m entering a second time?? #
• @HarperMD I think so. so include http://tinyurl.com/camplus as many times as possible. in reply to HarperMD #
• @neoraven welcome back to texas http://tinyurl.com/camplus in reply to neoraven #
• RT @magichdetective: BREAKING: WWDC keynote Steve Jobs announces taht all Mac users are fags #
• @guinnevere Bad day? Kick it in its girl parts and then fuck its sister. in reply to guinnevere #
• Lady Gaga’s Newest Video Makes Me Feel Funny In My Pants - Technorati Music http://bit.ly/c3Jkiz — Written by Yours Truly. #
• @b_glad Preferences, mail? in reply to b_glad #
• @guinnevere cheesey… spaghetti? This is a sin against god and nature. in reply to guinnevere #
• @guinnevere nope. tried it. in reply to guinnevere #
• BP stands for ButtholePlumbers #BPrebrand #
• BP stands for: BilgePirates #BPrebrand #
• @P3ngy poo tweets! in reply to P3ngy #
• Ok guys. Gonna get an iPad within a month. Hope to purchase before vacation. Might get a boost in my paycheck next week, but maybe not. #
• Heh. I made front page of Technorati again today: http://technorati.com/entertainment/music/article/lady-gagas-newest-video-makes-me/ #
• @AndrewWK I’m sorry Andrew, but I’m no longer a partier. Your party tips can no longer help me in my day-to-day. #
• note to terrible nerds: @Syfy is literally the worst thing in the long history of horrible things. #
• @geniphurb there is literally nothing of value that originates from the @Syfy channel. in reply to geniphurb #
• @wooper there’s the “Twofer” or whatever that is underwear and shirts or socks. But it’s $17 ever two months. It’s a pretty terrible deal. in reply to wooper #
• @ActuallyNPH If one were so inclined to send you one of the items on your list, where would one send it? in reply to ActuallyNPH #
• @liquorclown @creaves Composter on woot today. Thought you’d be interested: http://www.woot.com/ #
• This whataburger,n particular, was a bad idea. #
• @kamileon I worked a CompUSA when the first iPod came out. At the time, I was incredulous and was like “no one’s gonna buy it.” I was wrong. in reply to kamileon #
• Q:Can you please cover sister golden hair suprise with y… A:I could.. but.. uhh.. I’m not gonna. I don’t really li… http://4ms.me/curNNy #
• I’m having fun with #formspringme. Create an account and follow me at http://formspring.me/oreth #

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• @guinnevere yes. in reply to guinnevere #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Swiss Miss Saviour http://youtu.be/Js6ucOlF46k?a #
• @ebertchicago hey ebert here’s a video of me playing a ukelele and singing tom waitt’s “chocolate jesus” http://bit.ly/90OIf6 in reply to ebertchicago #
• @ebertchicago I don’t know why I decided to tell you about it. I just thought maybe, you know, we could be buddies and hang out sometime. #
• @wooper watching it on IW? in reply to wooper #
• @Fauxhammer Spring for the sony. in reply to Fauxhammer #
• I just woke up in thr middle of puking. wtf? #
• waking up mid-vomit was one of the most unpleasant experiences of my life. #
• @b_glad oh god no. in reply to b_glad #
• @liquorclown being butt-raped by a clown would be worse. in reply to liquorclown #
• @P3ngy I happen to know a couple of jewish boys who are looking to piss their parents off by marrying a nice gentile girl. in reply to P3ngy #
• @P3ngy Well there’s some in New York as well. in reply to P3ngy #
• RT @TheWhaler: RT @PROMO_TWEET: TONIGHT ON KIRSTIE ALLEY SOULMATE CHEESECAKE CLUB: FORMER VP AND NEWLY SINGLE GUY, AL GORE! TBS: VERY FUNNY! #
• @dantelfer Link to CD? in reply to dantelfer #
• @wooper Turd McKenzie: Attorney at Poop in reply to wooper #
• @wooper The Origin of Feces. in reply to wooper #
• @wooper Pooper Mario Bros: Plumber’s Revenge #poopgames in reply to wooper #
• @wooper Dookie Howitzer: Turd Wars #poopgames #
• “Dookie Howitzer: Turd Wars” sounds like a really gross tower defense game. #poopgames #
• Is it just me, or are Sock Monkeys racist? http://tumblr.com/xhlav6y02 #
• @bensmithson what’s up, Mr. Smithson? #
• Holy shit you guys. Cheetos Puffcorn is -amazing- #goontweets #
• @Fauxhammer It is my life goal for Jimmy to kick me in the dick. in reply to Fauxhammer #
• Guys… seriously… God had nothing to do with your baby learning to crawl or your car not breaking down. #
• MGMT and Tame Impala at the house of blues on Tuesday. I need to go to this. #
• Frilly’s in Denton is my new favorite. #cajunfood http://twitpic.com/1toijh #
• They had to tape my eyes open for the retinal mapper because of my fat cheeks #eyeexam #
• That puffy air thing? Yeah they did that like 15 times in each eye and only got two good readings #eyeexam #
• @Fauxhammer The following is a list of places my foot will make contact with your person: your yoniferous region in reply to Fauxhammer #
• @KingKwazy hahahahah holy fuck in reply to KingKwazy #
• @dantelfer Reply with the following:
  “Dear Sir,
  ~*FAAAARRRRTTTZZ*~
  Yours In The Brotherhood of Christ,
  Dan “Evolution is just a myth” Telfer in reply to dantelfer #
• @Fauxhammer “that felt for all the world like a singularity in my deep tissue. It’s still throbbing.” :: That’s what she said. in reply to Fauxhammer #

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• “You failed your boner check!” - @creaves #
• #TheEnd #
• The more I think about it, the more I am completely satisfied with the way #Lost Ended. Can we please have The Ben and Hurley Fun Time Hour? #
• Shows I would watch forever: #TheBenAndHurleyShow #
• @guinnevere @liquourclown been tryin’ to cut down on sodas… was doing good for about a month. Slipped. I’m back at 3-4 times a week. #
• http://jackssupermanpunch.com/ #Lost #
• Sup ladies http://twitpic.com/1qr9rg #
• Yes.. That is peanut butter frozen yogurt, Oreos, almonds, and cap’n crunch cereal. #
• I just opened up Netflix on my 360. The first 5 items in my instant que are Lost seasons 1-5. *tear* #
• Oh my god. Phoenix Wright in the app store! http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/phoenix-wright/id372166015?mt=8 #
• i made this. amidoinitrite? #lost #jaters http://twitpic.com/1qt6t8 #
• @BJackCity i see what you did there. in reply to BJackCity #
• I Just finished a large project for work like 5 minutes ago. My allergies are screaming at me and my face is swollen. Shower and then sleep. #
• @BJackCity yo ben what’s your tumblr? in reply to BJackCity #
• @bjackcity my tumblr is http://www.legitfarts.net lol #
• @guinnevere why delete your facebook? in reply to guinnevere #
• @guinnevere http://www.reclaimprivacy.org will show you what you’re sharing with the world and how to turn it off. I had little to no things shared in reply to guinnevere #
• @guinnevere Gender roles: there’s something to be said for the natural gender inclinations one’s hormones tend to push a person to. in reply to guinnevere #
• @guinnevere While Nurture is a big part, my point is, there is some pre-programming that causes you to tend towards a specific role. #
• @_cyndi yeah in reply to _cyndi #
• @frobbnik every apartment complex i’ve ever been to required a non-refundable deposit and monthly pet rent in reply to frobbnik #
• @frobbnik i’ve honestly stopped paying pet deposits for cats. I don’t tell the apartments I have one. Dogs, on the other hand… in reply to frobbnik #
• @kirilith if it was in your butt you’d know. in reply to kirilith #
• @KayAnders What’s up? I’m on irc if you need to vent. in reply to KayAnders #
• I’m going to cross stitch a naughty or terrible phrase. I need some suggestions. The current leader is “i’m addicted to abortions” #
• RT @pattonoswalt Touched by continuing BIG FAN love. Def. getting Oscar for new flick: GAY WHEELCHAIR RETARDED GUY IN AUSCHWITZ IN THE CITY. #
• Working from @pwinn’s house. He was listening to Chinese Democracy. I convinced him that he was wrong. #
• @pwinn Look, just because you’re old enough to remember when Axl Rose didn’t sound like a stroke victim… in reply to pwinn #
• ugh molly woke me up barking at something in the house. made me think there was a break in. she was barking at the cat sitting on the table. #
• can’t fall back to sleep.. heart racing. #
• @guinnevere but U2 is literally the worst in reply to guinnevere #
• #log @_cyndi: I dedicate The Drums - Let’s Go Surfing to you. Go Listen. Me: That album cover is the most hipster thing that’s ever happened #
• For those Interested: The Drums - Let’s Go Surfing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcHI_lTmog4 #HipstersGonnaHip #
• @guinnevere then go rock out with your cock out. in reply to guinnevere #
• @wooper you ain’t cool until you’ve irc’d on your phone from the drivers seat during rush hour. in reply to wooper #
• @wooper during rush hour sometimes i roll down my window and yell “HEY TIM YOU THERE?” but you never answer in reply to wooper #
• @mgnobr flowchat on iphone. $5 in reply to mgnobr #
• Paramore’s Hayley Williams’ Phone Hacked; Topless Picture Tweeted - Technorati Celebrity http://bit.ly/cvlJBs — article by yours truly. #
• RT @liquorclown: @oreth its like porn, only lame — if you read the article, it’s more like “famous boobs but with nerds ruining it.” #
• @_cyndi awww. haters gonna hate, yo. Don’t listen to them, you’re beautiful and amazing. ~*LOVE*~ in reply to _cyndi #
• @TheBuzzard oh god what have you done, @harpermd is never going to be able to stop tweeting. in reply to TheBuzzard #
• @wooper Sky High is legit more fun than most other super hero movies. in reply to wooper #
• @kamileon RE: Maddow. Do you have a highlighter lightsabre? No? Well then, Maddow wins. in reply to kamileon #
• @HarperMD it’s cool, yo. just don’t let any brown people help you move and you’ll be fine. in reply to HarperMD #
• Standing in a Howdy Doody listening to @neoraven quote Con Air #preciousjoements #
• @fart have you been reading my Butt Purse thread at Forumopolis? http://www.forumopolis.com/showthread.php?t=96618 in reply to fart #
• ugh. @_cyndi come back home #

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