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• @jaycubed I don’t even know wwhat your reply was in reference to lol in reply to jaycubed #
• You live in Texas, right? Do you like it there? Do y… — I do live in Texas. I’ve lived in Texas most of my lif… http://4ms.me/b03S0V #
• What time do you normally go to sleep at night? Get u… — Generally speaking, I go to bed around Midnight. Occas… http://4ms.me/92Xd77 #
• RT @fart: i want one of those “Coexist” bumper stickers but the letters should be dicks and buttholes and other cool things (a gun??) #
• RT @daveywhite: Brands Strike Up Conversations With Technorati’s Cmads http://bit.ly/a3LcOW #
• @focalmatter It will… soon. in reply to focalmatter #
• @focalmatter for she’s lived it ten times or more. She could spit in the eyes of fools as they ask her to focus on: in reply to focalmatter #
• @kirilith once again. Sennheiser HD 280 Pros. You’ll never regret it. in reply to kirilith #
• @kirilith I’ve had mine for 3 years, and they are still going strong. Best part, if something on it breaks, you can order a new part. in reply to kirilith #
• @b_glad awww. in reply to b_glad #
• @focalmatter hit me up. i’m, predictably, oreth #wordswithfriends in reply to focalmatter #
• @tinokun i can’t explain to you how far windows mobile is behind everything else. If you’re not going #iphone at least get an android. in reply to tinokun #
• What is your own take on willing suspension of disbeli… — If a science fiction story/novel/movie can create a se… http://4ms.me/b0cRoa #
• “A calm sea does not make a skilled sailor.” In other … — Absolutely. And I don’t think I can be more succinct t… http://4ms.me/dfJp9X #
• @tinokun microsoft just had a smartphone endeavor that failed the day it launched. Stay clear. in reply to tinokun #
• @b_glad oh crap you’re leaving today. I’ve been so busy I forgot. Oh no in reply to b_glad #
• @wooper a story about a boy and his dog, except with an inverted relationship (the dog is sentient one, the boy is the creature of habit) in reply to wooper #
• @wooper how about a hipster penis and vagina meet for a date and talk about the woes of being genitalia. in reply to wooper #
• @wooper write a 30 second commercial for nike that doesn’t talk about shoes at all. in reply to wooper #
• Today is “Movies I’ve never seen” day. So far, Charlie Wilson’s War and Adaptation. Currently: Boondock Saints. Soon: A Serious Man #
• @BJackCity looking for suggestions. in reply to BJackCity #
• Just finished Harold and Maude. I might end the night on a comedy…. #

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• I can’t stop buying domain names. In the past 24 hours I’ve purchased literallylegit.com and literallytheworst.com #
• @wooper ugh. you’re right… that’s literallytheworst.com in reply to wooper #
• Have you ever ridden a horse? Tell us about your hors… — I think I road a horse once at like a church picnic wh… http://4ms.me/d0dABd #
• Soon, iPad, we will be together. http://bit.ly/dzbyGm #
• hips like cinderella. #
• What book do you think I should read? Why do you think… — I’m reading The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redempt… http://4ms.me/cXagi1 #
• Too muddy outside, molly won’t go out and play. Instead she ran laps around the couch, but it’s a hardwood floor so she actually drifted. #
• RT @fart: Dave Matthews is the prime example of a genre I like to call “Dildo Rock” #dmb #
• look at this fucking @_cyndi gif right hurrr http://bit.ly/co13hl #
• Allergies are literally the worst #
• “A leopard cannot change its spots.” Agree or disagree? — I believe, through no immediately recitable source, tha… http://4ms.me/bhJoeN #
• RT @PROMO_TWEET: “THE SORCERER’S APPRENTICE”: BECAUSE THE ONLY THING YOU LOOK FOR IN A SUMMER MOVIE IS AIR CONDITIONING. — hahahahahahaha #
• For some reason, this image made me think of @Fauxhammer http://bit.ly/acH4xa #
• RT @fart: RT @ArizonaPaul54: @LiterallyHitler please change your name, it is offensive to some people #
• oh iPad… why are you still in Anchorage, Alaska? #
• @SarahKSilverman I’ve been reading your book recently and just wanted to tell you i’m enjoying it. But i also think pee is hilarious so… in reply to SarahKSilverman #
• @SarahKSilverman and farts. in reply to SarahKSilverman #
• @SarahKSilverman farts and pee, sarah. farts and pee. in reply to SarahKSilverman #
• @neoraven joe you better get her number. in reply to neoraven #
• @b_glad I hope it’s not Mr. Chopstix fried rice. in reply to b_glad #
• @isaiahmustafa re: Haley. I just cried a little. Thank you. in reply to isaiahmustafa #
• Places you wish you were right now: La Mexicana in Denton Texas. Ceviche: http://twitpic.com/25k2z2 #
• Ceviche and a mexican coke #lunchphotos http://twitpic.com/25kdiu #
• Tacos: From the left Al Pastor, Lengua, Barbacoa, Chicharron #lunchphotos http://twitpic.com/25kebt #
• RT @focalmatter: Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern looks like Dennis from ALWAYS SUNNY. http://bit.ly/9GnnBf — NIGHT MAN! #
• RT @fart: my dog uses all her muscles and looks fuckin ripped and intense when shes trying to puke #
• Tweeting from my iPad. Sheeeeeeeiiiit! #
• RT @goatgreg: The best way to eat a sub is after it has been in the fridge and soaking in oil/vinegar and it is soggy and delicious — . #
• @neoraven jailbreak. in reply to neoraven #
• @wooper @neoraven it’s one button. you click it and then you have a jailbroken ipod. in reply to wooper #
• @neoraven mibbit? in reply to neoraven #
• @Fauxhammer sup, nut-crushing buddy? in reply to Fauxhammer #
• @wooper whoa is that a crt monitor? in reply to wooper #
• possibly about to own the entire line of mac products. Mini, iPhone, iPad, and now, possibly, MacBook. #
• @JoshGorfain I meant I own a desktop, a phone/music player, ultra-portable, and possibly, an actual laptop. in reply to JoshGorfain #
• @guinnevere i have a mac mini. in reply to guinnevere #
• @liquorclown how do you figure? intel core 2 duo 2.26 ghz 4gigs of ram nvidia gforce 9400. runs everything i need/want. Plays WoW perfectly. in reply to liquorclown #
• @liquorclown how about you catch my dick in reply to liquorclown #
• @liquorclown #dicktweets in reply to liquorclown #
• @liquorclown http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlVUXLBJg14 in reply to liquorclown #
• @liquorclown you will never get my video out of your head. It’s like AIDS that way. in reply to liquorclown #
• Highlight of the day: reaching out to pet @pwinn’s golden retriever. She peed all over the couch, jumped off the back and hid behind pwinn. #

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• Music to look into later: Magnetic Zeros #npr #
• Today’s sweat smells like yesterday’s chlorine, patron, fireworks and weed. #happybirthdayamerica #
• Correction: Today’s sweat smells like FREEDOM. #americafuckyeah #
• @kirilith @kamileon biggest bonus for PS3: PS3 Media Server cross platform media serving for PS3. PS3 has the superior media browser as well in reply to kirilith #
• My Chicken Pn’Nang was too spicy for me this evening. so i put some sour cream in it. Verdict is still out. #gonnahavehearburntonight #
• @kirilith PS3 will also do Hulu in the near future. (But I guess XBOX will to so) in reply to kirilith #
• @BJackCity You’re in for a treat. in reply to BJackCity #
• @kamileon Well there you go. All your bases are covered. Way to be the best consumer. in reply to kamileon #
• @HarperMD I am aware but the media browsing/playing experience of the PS3 is superior to 360 at least in my experiences (except for netflix) in reply to HarperMD #
• @HarperMD I’m not disagreeing with you, I was pointing out an aspect of the PS3 that had possibly not been considered. #InformedDecisions in reply to HarperMD #
• I’ve recently been reading both Pratchett’s “Mort” and The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee by @sarahksilverman #readthem #
• @wooper hahah is that from the last airbender? in reply to wooper #
• Hey twitter, I’m learning Erasure’s “Always” (as heard in robot unicorn) on my Uke. Is this acceptable? ( Y / N ). #thanksinadvance #
• Guys: Headline of the year: http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703 #
• @skufish I had always assumed @TheWhaler dressed like that always, anyhow. in reply to skufish #
• @b_glad I don’t generally like female comediennes, but she had an incredibly funny standup in the early 90’s called “Cats, Cops and Stuff”. in reply to b_glad #
• @TheWhaler Chuck Norris can’t die because of a reason explaining his bad-assery in a completely ridiculous way. #lolchucknorris #barrenschat in reply to TheWhaler #
• @harpermd http://technorati.com/entertainment/gaming/article/blizzards-realid-coming-to-official-game/ #
• @mekoness but the fact of the matter is that the internet, as a social medium, is undergoing a blue-shift. Everything is coming together. #
• @mekoness @harpermd From a gamer point of view, however, Bob Kotick can suck my dick. #
• @wooper that’s a bit extreme, tim. When was the last time someone got murdered for posting “John Q.(ueer) Public likes Pride Parades” on FB? in reply to wooper #
• @wooper re: morality of privacy — I certainly don’t disagree with you there. It’s a dick move, to be sure. #
• @mekoness @wooper @harperMD You have successfully defended your positions. Here’s to hoping Blizzard/Activision/Kotick listens to the outcry in reply to mekoness #
• @bensmithson what’s wrong, ben? Work got you down? in reply to bensmithson #
• @bensmithson I remember said days at webce. in reply to bensmithson #
• @bensmithson haha. I was a typesetter in college for an advertising company. Someone once asked me if I knew how to use rubberstamp ink pads in reply to bensmithson #
• Note to self: golden chick is literallythe slowest fast food joint. #30minutedrivethrus #
• You win a two-week, all-expenses paid time travel holi… — I’d probably go back to one of three places. Fairly re… http://4ms.me/9Ixc98 #
• @TangoKarnitz but why would anyone ever eat at hooters? in reply to TangoKarnitz #
• Do you consider yourself to be strong? — I consider myself to be tempered. I’ve got through a constant string of … http://4ms.me/cSTXFK #
• This just in: Yeast rolls from golden chick are fucking delicious. #
• @TangoKarnitz I’ve been to Hooters less than 5 times. The food sucks and the girls are the “with issues” kind of attractive that turn me off in reply to TangoKarnitz #
• @TangoKarnitz Having leftover spaghetti made by @_cyndi You can bet it will be awesome. in reply to TangoKarnitz #
• @TheBuzzard Why are we walking like this? in reply to TheBuzzard #
• @mekoness Time to re-up your account. in reply to mekoness #
• RT @PROMO_TWEET: ACTIVISION BLIZZARD INC. WANTS THEIR USERS TO KNOW THEY’RE FREE TO ANONYMOUSLY CALL THAT DUDE ON THE BOARDS A HOMO AGAIN. #
• @guinnevere You’re my favorite menstruation tweeter. in reply to guinnevere #
• If I ever have my own business, I’m going to name it Literally Legit Inc. #
• Who needs a grill when you’ve got a gas stove? http://j.mp/aILCRO #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Onslaught Harbor: Homing Missiles http://youtu.be/_V3ebNz6pLM?a #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Ulduar: The Cat Lady Cometh http://youtu.be/B7QAjstVtkU?a #

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• @kirilith you are on my shitlist for naming your cat after a character in harry potter. #ooohsickburn in reply to kirilith #
• @goatgreg YOUR TEAM IS MADE OF GREAN BEANS! in reply to goatgreg #
• @Fauxhammer holy sunset riders reference batman in reply to Fauxhammer #
• RT @bretterlich: Twilight’s like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don’t understand. #
• @guinnevere tell them you have a misplaced anklebone and it’s actually 6 inches above your ankle and that your pants are quite suitable. in reply to guinnevere #
• me: hey i’m gonna refactor this code so that it’s clean and is reusable. AS3: this aught to be good. *3 hours later* Me: AAAAAAAUUUUGGHHHHHH #
• Anger isn’t my favorite color, but right now I could paint a masterpiece with it. #
• @creaves @guinnevere just some stuff at work #
• @creaves oh man should have invited them in to chat to see how long they would stay in your house before running for the door for moving air in reply to creaves #
• AS3? MORE LIKE ASS3 AMIRITE?! #goddammitadobeyousuck #
• @symon_ Flash? more like dickfarts. in reply to symon_ #
• @dantelfer like a flesh golem in a potion room? in reply to dantelfer #
• @jaycubed You should be programming in python all the time. #wrotethistweetinpython in reply to jaycubed #
• @jaycubed import twitter;
  t = new twitter()
  t.tweet(”I totally wrote this in python”)
  t.tag(”#suckit”)
  t.send() in reply to jaycubed #
• iPad: ordered. #
• @ericaustinlee i’d prefer if he never did anything ever again. in reply to ericaustinlee #
• @ericaustinlee yeah. i’ll admit i enjoyed Signs as well, even though that’s an unpopular opinion and Lady in the Water; good for what it was in reply to ericaustinlee #
• I love that @maddow actually tweets stuff herself. I feel like she’s talking directly to me every day. *sigh* #unrequitednerdlove #
• Man, I just discovered The Black Keys. #whyhaventieverlistenedtothembeforemylifeisinfinitelybetterforhavinglistenedtothisalbum #
• Shopping at office depot for a new chair. Some douche is screaming ” WOW THAT’S A LOW PRICE.” Is being followed by store personnell #
• My job can be frustrating, and more often than not stressful, but is highly rewarding. I wish everyone I knew could have a job like mine. #
• RT @b_glad: This <strike>bathroom at</strike> Michaels smells like old ladies. — #ftfy #
• Oh my god I love hurricane season in Dallas. It’s actually some what pleasant outside and not scorchingly hot. #
• Watching an episode of mythbusters. This show has become completely retarded. #
• Grant: hurr hurr hurr. Torri: durr durr durr. Keri: herp derp nerp. *Explosion* #
• RT @HarperMD: RT @DRUNKHULK: DRUNK HULK JUST FIGURE OUT TWIST! M NIGHT SHYMALAN CAREER WAS DEAD WHOLE TIME! #
• @kirilith Might want to look into herbal supplements or other treatment. People with heart trouble should consult their doctors in reply to kirilith #
• @kirilith If your steering wheel remains locked for four hours or more, you should call your doctor. #thesteeringwheelisametaphoreforpenis in reply to kirilith #
• Ben and Jerry’s Key Lime Pie, you’re my only friend. #

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