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• Is a conga line still a viable group activity? How much alcohol must the group consume before commencing said dance? Need to know asap. #tia #
• Just watched the entirety of East Bound and Down. Not entirely sure I get it. #
• Rewatching “Sports Night”. I love this fucking show. #
• iOS4 is slicker than a Gulf Coast Seagull #lolbpjokes #
• @wooper You were able to before? #rockafellaskankisliterallyaterriblesong in reply to wooper #
• RT @b_glad: Just covered my painting in coffee. It’s okay, though. It was on purpose. #nowitsmellsdelicious #
• @Fauxhammer come to denton. we’ll get you good and relaxed. in reply to Fauxhammer #
• @dantelfer Dunno if you know this yet, but you made The Daily What’s “Early Bird Special” http://bit.ly/a0aaQk in reply to dantelfer #
• @jaycubed WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELIN’ LIKE…. oh fuck it going back to bed. in reply to jaycubed #
• RT @HarperMD: RT @wooper Everyone who likes It’s Always Sunny and the X-Men click on this http://i46.tinypic.com/5ocswn.png #
• Another San Francisco Trip at the end of July. Kinda stoked for this. #
• @Godforgotten what do you mean? in reply to Godforgotten #
• @Godforgotten then it obviously wasn’t for you? in reply to Godforgotten #
• @jaycubed iphone 4 seems like a good choice. in reply to jaycubed #
• @jaycubed Sprint has the fastest. Verizon the most reliable. AT&T has the iphone. in reply to jaycubed #
• @wooper Why have you pork baconed me? In your thighs pork baconed me? Justin Fry: self price check duo scythe. in reply to wooper #
• RT @guinnevere: I want a vuvuzela — we can’t be friends anymore. #
• Q:Do you sing in the shower? A:Absolutely. Every chance I get. There’s better acoustics in there, as well as the win… http://4ms.me/d2NyED #
• @liquorclown Hahaha The vuvuzela joke will never get olBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ in reply to liquorclown #
• RT @andy_lsg G..gP — #retweetedbecausethecoolkidstoldmetoamipartofthecliquenowguys #
• @geniphurb I suggest going to an apple store and taking design tips from them. Hard edges, cold walls, ambient lighting. Perfect. in reply to geniphurb #
• @geniphurb OK, how about this. Paint the walls flat white, and john and I will come down and draw penises all over the walls. in reply to geniphurb #
• @kamileon is it a camera phone? in reply to kamileon #
• Tumblr, you are the worst. #
• .@_cyndi GASP me: What? @_cyndi (while playing Red Dead Redemption) I have a shot gun! — and then, no joke, she literally made this face #

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• Halo, Call of Duty, Gears of War: The Three Amibros #e3 #
• Introducing the new Hyundai Zan-Datsu. #e3 #
• Halo: Reach. More like Halo: Same Game As The Last One. #e3 #
• @TheBuzzard it’s also every gears game. in reply to TheBuzzard #
• I want to punch color bubbles! #e3 #
• RT @HarperMD: Ubi Soft’s Your Fitness game would better be called the Secret World of Alex Mack Fitness — HOLY LOL #
• Dead Space 2: Still don’t care #e3 #
• HONOR OF DUTY: MODERN MEDAL ? #e3 #
• I don’t care about authenticity in an MMA game. Scratch that. I don’t care about an MMA game at all. #e3 #
• no. no no no. stop. ea. stop. stop. fucking stop. this is …. god no god fuck nooooo #livebroadcastea #e3 #
• Fitness games require at least two people clap for them. #e3 #
• Sims 3 <3 #e3 #
• Oh god why did that sims 3 trailer make me cry? #e3 #
• I don’t care about Crysis 2 at all. #
• hahaha Old Republic announcers are bombing. #
• @guinnevere I can categorically say that you are wrong about red pepper’s. #
• I apologize to @guinnevere Miscommunication. #fyi Red Pepper’s is a crappy “Procol Harem and Moody Blues on piano muzak” buffet. #denton in reply to guinnevere #
• RT @fart Remember when that one Android phone was so popular that the carrier was overloaded attempting to process preorders? — #smugtweets #
• @wooper oh snap. in reply to wooper #
• Epic Mickey: Very Yes #e3 #
• Kirby’s Epic Yarn looks AMAZING #e3 #
• RT @TheBuzzard: Metroid Other M. Yase. Yasredjwkfdwjdhhhhhhhhhhh #e3 #
• Nintendo 3DS: Virtual Boy Mark II #
• YES YES YES. KID ICARUS #e3 #
• Nintendo 3DS is a must buy. #e3 #
• RT @TheBuzzard: Finally, You Can Experience My Boner As It Was Meant To Be Seen - In 3D. #e3 #
• Sony is kinda blowing me away. #e3 #
• HOLY FUCK GABEN #ps3 #e3 #
• RT @the_vuvuzela: BzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZ #
• @creaves i had TERRIBLE allergies this morning, I’m sure it’s just that. in reply to creaves #
• @neoraven Dexy’s Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen in reply to neoraven #
• @TheBuzzard I saw it live at QuakeCon last year. It just looks like Id’s version of Fallout. I’m still undecided. in reply to TheBuzzard #
• Jus got my new pair of glasses. Everything is immediatlwy clearer. #
• Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz #vuvuzelatrain #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — This Is How We Do It http://youtu.be/SNSwKe1WJS4?a #
• RT @Fauxhammer: I was on the precipice of a monstrous depression this morning, but it looks like I’ve turBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ #
• @hamburgers is that where i’ll find you? in reply to hamburgers #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — My impression of kevin’s impression of me http://youtu.be/ZHyVHxZz7rE?a #
• YES. I DO REALLY WEAR YELLOW TINTED GLASSES. THEY ARE NOT PHOTOSHOPPED. UGH. @screevo #
• @Godforgotten negative. got new ones in yesterday. in reply to Godforgotten #
• Technorati Dallas crew checkin’ in: http://cl.ly/86274b710f447b735d7f http://cl.ly/6c7ec7cba78c19aa7fa0 #wfh #
• “you’re like that hooker who sucked poison out of my balls” -@_cyndi #
• Lady Cathrine Felicity of Meowington Hills #catnames #
• @HarperMD “Magneto because of the ‘M’ on her head.” - @_cyndi in reply to HarperMD #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — faaararrrrrtgttzzzzzz http://youtu.be/uwJupInQVBo?a #
• Long hot day. Winding down with some friends, some beer, and some @HotBoxPizza … So awesome. #

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• Ladies and gentlemen, The Tent-of-Racism http://twitpic.com/1un14e #
• @xanzippa errrr? in reply to xanzippa #
• @mindofchester a cigarette, a coke, my sennheiser cans, and some This Will Destroy You. in reply to mindofchester #
• RT @fart: if you go outside and shout “RRRRRRICO” someone better fucking shout back “SUAVEEEE” #
• Win the ultimate $10,000 Canon 5D Mk2 camera rig to celebrate the release of Camera+ for iPhone at WWDC http://tinyurl.com/camplus #
• @HarperMD Betting they search for http://tinyurl.com/camplus in reply to HarperMD #
• RT @HarperMD: @oreth Does that mean that whenever I link to http://tinyurl.com/camplus it’s like I’m entering a second time?? #
• @HarperMD I think so. so include http://tinyurl.com/camplus as many times as possible. in reply to HarperMD #
• @neoraven welcome back to texas http://tinyurl.com/camplus in reply to neoraven #
• RT @magichdetective: BREAKING: WWDC keynote Steve Jobs announces taht all Mac users are fags #
• @guinnevere Bad day? Kick it in its girl parts and then fuck its sister. in reply to guinnevere #
• Lady Gaga’s Newest Video Makes Me Feel Funny In My Pants - Technorati Music http://bit.ly/c3Jkiz — Written by Yours Truly. #
• @b_glad Preferences, mail? in reply to b_glad #
• @guinnevere cheesey… spaghetti? This is a sin against god and nature. in reply to guinnevere #
• @guinnevere nope. tried it. in reply to guinnevere #
• BP stands for ButtholePlumbers #BPrebrand #
• BP stands for: BilgePirates #BPrebrand #
• @P3ngy poo tweets! in reply to P3ngy #
• Ok guys. Gonna get an iPad within a month. Hope to purchase before vacation. Might get a boost in my paycheck next week, but maybe not. #
• Heh. I made front page of Technorati again today: http://technorati.com/entertainment/music/article/lady-gagas-newest-video-makes-me/ #
• @AndrewWK I’m sorry Andrew, but I’m no longer a partier. Your party tips can no longer help me in my day-to-day. #
• note to terrible nerds: @Syfy is literally the worst thing in the long history of horrible things. #
• @geniphurb there is literally nothing of value that originates from the @Syfy channel. in reply to geniphurb #
• @wooper there’s the “Twofer” or whatever that is underwear and shirts or socks. But it’s $17 ever two months. It’s a pretty terrible deal. in reply to wooper #
• @ActuallyNPH If one were so inclined to send you one of the items on your list, where would one send it? in reply to ActuallyNPH #
• @liquorclown @creaves Composter on woot today. Thought you’d be interested: http://www.woot.com/ #
• This whataburger,n particular, was a bad idea. #
• @kamileon I worked a CompUSA when the first iPod came out. At the time, I was incredulous and was like “no one’s gonna buy it.” I was wrong. in reply to kamileon #
• Q:Can you please cover sister golden hair suprise with y… A:I could.. but.. uhh.. I’m not gonna. I don’t really li… http://4ms.me/curNNy #
• I’m having fun with #formspringme. Create an account and follow me at http://formspring.me/oreth #

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• @guinnevere yes. in reply to guinnevere #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Swiss Miss Saviour http://youtu.be/Js6ucOlF46k?a #
• @ebertchicago hey ebert here’s a video of me playing a ukelele and singing tom waitt’s “chocolate jesus” http://bit.ly/90OIf6 in reply to ebertchicago #
• @ebertchicago I don’t know why I decided to tell you about it. I just thought maybe, you know, we could be buddies and hang out sometime. #
• @wooper watching it on IW? in reply to wooper #
• @Fauxhammer Spring for the sony. in reply to Fauxhammer #
• I just woke up in thr middle of puking. wtf? #
• waking up mid-vomit was one of the most unpleasant experiences of my life. #
• @b_glad oh god no. in reply to b_glad #
• @liquorclown being butt-raped by a clown would be worse. in reply to liquorclown #
• @P3ngy I happen to know a couple of jewish boys who are looking to piss their parents off by marrying a nice gentile girl. in reply to P3ngy #
• @P3ngy Well there’s some in New York as well. in reply to P3ngy #
• RT @TheWhaler: RT @PROMO_TWEET: TONIGHT ON KIRSTIE ALLEY SOULMATE CHEESECAKE CLUB: FORMER VP AND NEWLY SINGLE GUY, AL GORE! TBS: VERY FUNNY! #
• @dantelfer Link to CD? in reply to dantelfer #
• @wooper Turd McKenzie: Attorney at Poop in reply to wooper #
• @wooper The Origin of Feces. in reply to wooper #
• @wooper Pooper Mario Bros: Plumber’s Revenge #poopgames in reply to wooper #
• @wooper Dookie Howitzer: Turd Wars #poopgames #
• “Dookie Howitzer: Turd Wars” sounds like a really gross tower defense game. #poopgames #
• Is it just me, or are Sock Monkeys racist? http://tumblr.com/xhlav6y02 #
• @bensmithson what’s up, Mr. Smithson? #
• Holy shit you guys. Cheetos Puffcorn is -amazing- #goontweets #
• @Fauxhammer It is my life goal for Jimmy to kick me in the dick. in reply to Fauxhammer #
• Guys… seriously… God had nothing to do with your baby learning to crawl or your car not breaking down. #
• MGMT and Tame Impala at the house of blues on Tuesday. I need to go to this. #
• Frilly’s in Denton is my new favorite. #cajunfood http://twitpic.com/1toijh #
• They had to tape my eyes open for the retinal mapper because of my fat cheeks #eyeexam #
• That puffy air thing? Yeah they did that like 15 times in each eye and only got two good readings #eyeexam #
• @Fauxhammer The following is a list of places my foot will make contact with your person: your yoniferous region in reply to Fauxhammer #
• @KingKwazy hahahahah holy fuck in reply to KingKwazy #
• @dantelfer Reply with the following:
  “Dear Sir,
  ~*FAAAARRRRTTTZZ*~
  Yours In The Brotherhood of Christ,
  Dan “Evolution is just a myth” Telfer in reply to dantelfer #
• @Fauxhammer “that felt for all the world like a singularity in my deep tissue. It’s still throbbing.” :: That’s what she said. in reply to Fauxhammer #

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