Random Firings for the week of 2010-05-30
- “You failed your boner check!” - @creaves #
- #TheEnd #
- The more I think about it, the more I am completely satisfied with the way #Lost Ended. Can we please have The Ben and Hurley Fun Time Hour? #
- Shows I would watch forever: #TheBenAndHurleyShow #
- @guinnevere @liquourclown been tryin’ to cut down on sodas… was doing good for about a month. Slipped. I’m back at 3-4 times a week. #
- http://jackssupermanpunch.com/ #Lost #
- Sup ladies http://twitpic.com/1qr9rg #
- Yes.. That is peanut butter frozen yogurt, Oreos, almonds, and cap’n crunch cereal. #
- I just opened up Netflix on my 360. The first 5 items in my instant que are Lost seasons 1-5. *tear* #
- Oh my god. Phoenix Wright in the app store! http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/phoenix-wright/id372166015?mt=8 #
- i made this. amidoinitrite? #lost #jaters http://twitpic.com/1qt6t8 #
- @BJackCity i see what you did there. in reply to BJackCity #
- I Just finished a large project for work like 5 minutes ago. My allergies are screaming at me and my face is swollen. Shower and then sleep. #
- @BJackCity yo ben what’s your tumblr? in reply to BJackCity #
- @bjackcity my tumblr is http://www.legitfarts.net lol #
- @guinnevere why delete your facebook? in reply to guinnevere #
- @guinnevere http://www.reclaimprivacy.org will show you what you’re sharing with the world and how to turn it off. I had little to no things shared in reply to guinnevere #
- @guinnevere Gender roles: there’s something to be said for the natural gender inclinations one’s hormones tend to push a person to. in reply to guinnevere #
- @guinnevere While Nurture is a big part, my point is, there is some pre-programming that causes you to tend towards a specific role. #
- @_cyndi yeah
in reply to _cyndi # - @frobbnik every apartment complex i’ve ever been to required a non-refundable deposit and monthly pet rent in reply to frobbnik #
- @frobbnik i’ve honestly stopped paying pet deposits for cats. I don’t tell the apartments I have one. Dogs, on the other hand… in reply to frobbnik #
- @kirilith if it was in your butt you’d know. in reply to kirilith #
- @KayAnders What’s up? I’m on irc if you need to vent. in reply to KayAnders #
- I’m going to cross stitch a naughty or terrible phrase. I need some suggestions. The current leader is “i’m addicted to abortions” #
- RT @pattonoswalt Touched by continuing BIG FAN love. Def. getting Oscar for new flick: GAY WHEELCHAIR RETARDED GUY IN AUSCHWITZ IN THE CITY. #
- Working from @pwinn’s house. He was listening to Chinese Democracy. I convinced him that he was wrong. #
- @pwinn Look, just because you’re old enough to remember when Axl Rose didn’t sound like a stroke victim… in reply to pwinn #
- ugh molly woke me up barking at something in the house. made me think there was a break in. she was barking at the cat sitting on the table. #
- can’t fall back to sleep.. heart racing. #
- @guinnevere but U2 is literally the worst in reply to guinnevere #
- #log @_cyndi: I dedicate The Drums - Let’s Go Surfing to you. Go Listen. Me: That album cover is the most hipster thing that’s ever happened #
- For those Interested: The Drums - Let’s Go Surfing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcHI_lTmog4 #HipstersGonnaHip #
- @guinnevere then go rock out with your cock out. in reply to guinnevere #
- @wooper you ain’t cool until you’ve irc’d on your phone from the drivers seat during rush hour. in reply to wooper #
- @wooper during rush hour sometimes i roll down my window and yell “HEY TIM YOU THERE?” but you never answer in reply to wooper #
- @mgnobr flowchat on iphone. $5 in reply to mgnobr #
- Paramore’s Hayley Williams’ Phone Hacked; Topless Picture Tweeted - Technorati Celebrity http://bit.ly/cvlJBs — article by yours truly. #
- RT @liquorclown: @oreth its like porn, only lame — if you read the article, it’s more like “famous boobs but with nerds ruining it.” #
- @_cyndi awww. haters gonna hate, yo. Don’t listen to them, you’re beautiful and amazing. ~*LOVE*~ in reply to _cyndi #
- @TheBuzzard oh god what have you done, @harpermd is never going to be able to stop tweeting. in reply to TheBuzzard #
- @wooper Sky High is legit more fun than most other super hero movies. in reply to wooper #
- @kamileon RE: Maddow. Do you have a highlighter lightsabre? No? Well then, Maddow wins. in reply to kamileon #
- @HarperMD it’s cool, yo. just don’t let any brown people help you move and you’ll be fine. in reply to HarperMD #
- Standing in a Howdy Doody listening to @neoraven quote Con Air #preciousjoements #
- @fart have you been reading my Butt Purse thread at Forumopolis? http://www.forumopolis.com/showthread.php?t=96618 in reply to fart #
- ugh. @_cyndi come back home #
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