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• just joined a video chat with 4 other people at http://tinychat.com/forumdrunkchat #tinychat #
• @_cyndi FUCK YESSSS! in reply to _cyndi #
• @_cyndi SO PROUD OF YOU. in reply to _cyndi #
• @creaves do it. in reply to creaves #
• @guinnevere god of war 3. i swear to you it is the most fun i’ve had in a retail game in a LONG time. Other than that, Braid is tons of fun. in reply to guinnevere #
• @guinnevere get an xbox arcade system, use an external hard drive, play some of the most amazing indie games ever. in reply to guinnevere #
• @ebertchicago Bad form, Mr. Ebert. Insulting the intelligence of a large portion of your readership isn’t the best way to endear yourself. in reply to ebertchicago #
• @ebertchicago (that last tweet was in reference to video games, not Rush. Please feel free to mock him endlessly.) in reply to ebertchicago #
• @virgiltexas COME VIRGIL, SON OF KEL-EL… NEEL BEFORE ZOG in reply to virgiltexas #
• @virgiltexas except, you know, with proper spelling. #
• I made a Yogurt Lime cake with Blackberry Sauce last night. Straining the sauce was a bitch, but totally worth it. Pic: http://bit.ly/bFYwTP #
• @b_glad It was fantastic. You should totally make it, or if there’s any left this evening, come have some. in reply to b_glad #
• @TheBuzzard than. ftfy. in reply to TheBuzzard #
• @Fauxhammer I need your protection, be my samurai. in reply to Fauxhammer #
• My Ice Cream Maker just showed up….. what should I make? (Eyeing Alton brown’s Black Pepper Mango Sorbet) #
• @neoraven Replace Biggie with Snoop and you’ve got mine. in reply to neoraven #
• @guinnevere How so? re: gizmodo in reply to guinnevere #
• #weedburger in paradise #
• Mmmm @_Cyndi made
  Divinity aka Ambrosia aka Diabetes Whip http://twitpic.com/1hncmm #
• Ugh, i just ranted about imprecatory prayer on facebook. It’s late, someone needs to remove my ability to post past midnight. #
• Why can’t I just look at porn late at night instead of getting into arguments on social networking sites? #
• @goatgreg fucking “Like” buttons, how do they work? in reply to goatgreg #
• @msfrisby Did you save doc brown from the libyans? in reply to msfrisby #
• i feel terrible today after all the crap i ate last night. ugh, #

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• @guinnevere @geniphurb i actually have reasons other than musical elitism to hate that song in specific. in reply to guinnevere #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Erin and Tino: Indeed. http://youtu.be/1qSMAx5sZFE?a #
• Epic pillow fight with @_cyndi and @mollyk9 . I feel like a fluffy Kratos fighting a giggling Artemis and puppy Cereberus #pillowsofwar #
• I’m currently looking at the Exige Cup 260 in #blurthegame #
• Guys… Blur is bad ass… get the demo right now on XBL. #
• RT @wooper: Tiger Woods brings to golf the one thing it didn’t have before: black peo- er, I mean swearing on live TV very loudly — hahaha #
• @guinnevere snow cone. No contest. in reply to guinnevere #
• I’m currently using the ‘Showy Flourish, Shielded Boosters, Bribe’ Loadout in #blurthegame #
• @beatlefan1983 @geniphurb run home, jack! in reply to beatlefan1983 #
• @guinnevere no no no. Stay away from LA Fitness oh god no. in reply to guinnevere #
• @creaves kick that presentation’s Ass. in reply to creaves #
• @liquorclown has become Courage Wolf. in reply to liquorclown #
• @pwinn HURRRRRRRRR DURR DUDUDUDUD UDUDURRRR HUURRRR HUDDUR HURRRRRRR DUR BLEEEEEEEAAAAARGG STUUUUPPPIIIIID FIIIIIIIGHHHHHTTTTTT !!!!!!111111 #
• I am still awake… and it is @_cyndi’s fault. #geometrywars #handcramps #thumbblisters #generalselfloathing #
• @_cyndi yes. but barely. in reply to _cyndi #
• @guinnevere I need to know what song that is. in reply to guinnevere #
• oh man… @_cyndi made cinnamon rolls from scratch… dough and all. #didntevenhavetobustoutmyak #
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• i mean lol twitter amirite? #twitterislame #myspaceisbetter #shitmybazookasays #
• red dragons? #
• The Bieber in the Woods #biebergame #
• The Unbearable Lightness of Bieber #biebergame #
• How Bieber Got Her Groove Back #biebergame #
• A Street Car Named Bieber #biebergame #
• Bieber History X #biebergame #curbstomp #
• Hunt for Red Octbieber #biebergame #

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• @TheBuzzard START THE FIRE! in reply to TheBuzzard #
• I subscribed to HSTSketchComedy’s channel on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user/HSTSketchComedy?feature=autoshare_twitter #
• @_cyndi I got a couple geomags for you to play with :smug: in reply to _cyndi #
• @TheBuzzard chuck taylors or bust. in reply to TheBuzzard #
• Have I made i clear that I love The Flaming Lips yet? #
• @msfrisby I’d buy like 10 ipads in reply to msfrisby #
• I hope I get to stab Hermes. I can’t stand his voice. #vengeancetweets #
• @KingKwazy Final Countdown, duh. in reply to KingKwazy #
• RT @guinnevere: Oooh dr dre teaming up w/ jay-z to relase new song! http://bit.ly/9tKPor #
• @KingKwazy that tweet went to the wrong person in reply to KingKwazy #
• @Fauxhammer The Final Countdown, dur. in reply to Fauxhammer #
• @b_glad Easiest way to do this, grip it in your dominant hand, crush the egg on a flat surface, and pull apart with thumb and pinky. in reply to b_glad #
• @b_glad come to think of it, i might have “practiced” idly on an easter egg as well in reply to b_glad #
• I have a soft spot in my heart for Chinese buffet pizza. http://twitpic.com/1dqfjh #
• @symon_ oh yeah? in reply to symon_ #
• This was in my clipboard buffer: JOSE CHUNG’S “FROM OUTTER SPACE”. JOSE CHUNG’S “FROM OUTTER SPACE”. JOSE CHUNG’S “FROM OUTTER SPACE”. JOSE #
• RT @goatgreg: 79 more followers and this man draws “Satan Destroys Kitten at Backgammon.” Follow him. @Dantelfer #
• @guinnevere Sounds DRAMATIC in reply to guinnevere #
• ONYDNTB: K’La #ohnoyoudidntnamethatbaby #
• @guinnevere I ran a website for Toys for Tots in Lubbock one year. I had a database full of terrible names. That one stuck in my memory. in reply to guinnevere #
• This Asian Dude Is More of a Man Than You - Technorati Videos http://bit.ly/cwKtYD (I wrote this, go read it) #
• I’ve been playing God of War III recently and for some reason, I mentally replace the image of Kratos with a visage of @Fauxhammer in reply to Fauxhammer #
• @oreth Jimmy McGodOfWar in reply to oreth #
• RT @blurrymystr: Whoa. ALL of the X-Files (minus the movies) is on Netflix Instant Watch. WHOA. — this is the best day #
• @Fauxhammer Your face onto the GoWIII box art? in reply to Fauxhammer #
• @Fauxhammer give me reference material, and i’ll give you a masterpiece in reply to Fauxhammer #
• @Fauxhammer preliminary work: http://cl.ly/8a6 in reply to Fauxhammer #
• @Fauxhammer http://cl.ly/6ig #jimmymcgodofwar in reply to Fauxhammer #
• @Fauxhammer woops missed something.. here’s the better one: http://cl.ly/6v1 in reply to Fauxhammer #
• @Fauxhammer hahaha glad you like it. in reply to Fauxhammer #
• Win a free iPad by retweeting and following @landing_pad, a showcase of beautiful iPad apps! http://landingpad.org #LPgiveaway #
• Sweet! Frigging awesome new Tap Tap iPad game: RADIATION! Download now for FREE: http://bit.ly/TTRiPad . RT! #
• “Kratos, rock out to release your star power and achieve a higher score to gain more fans.” - Athena, 2010 #guitarofwar #
• @Aeire fuck the plebs. do what you want. in reply to Aeire #
• @jwtablemaker ugh her studies are going well.. She’s currently in the kitchen making me a beer. #
• “Fancy” on the radio right now. Love Reba! /via @geniphurb — this is literally the worst tweet ever. #

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• @revisionof All i’m getting is shiba puppies howling. in reply to revisionof #
• @focalmatter unsubscribe #terriblejokestweetisterrible in reply to focalmatter #
• hey @focalmatter why do you do if you see an elephant coming through your window? … Hold your nose and swim like hell. in reply to focalmatter #
• @_cyndi Can you confirm/deny the claims of the old adage? in reply to _cyndi #
• Spyro the Dragonfly #failedgamepitches #
• Daikatana #failedgames #
• Marble Madness: Rise of the Old Ones #failedgamepitches #
• Fallout: Liverpool #failedgamepitches #
• oreth and @goatgreg manlove party! #bestgameideas #
• Jack the Ripper the Bean Stalker #thatdoesntevenmakeanysense #failedgamepitches #
• (Wii) The Quiet Game Party #failedgamepitches #gamepitchesthatmightactuallysucceed #
• Oregon Trail: Dysentery’s Revenge #failedgamepitches #
• Light Drizzle #failedgamepitches #
• Establishing shot in the Battlestar Galactica pilot/miniseries seems to have taken a cue from Aaron Sorkin’s West Wing. #
• “”Frakk” is the worst fake swear… The list goes: Frakk, Frell, gorram. #
• @Sunnybankian “Cuss” as proposed by Wes Anderson’s “Fantastic Mr. Fox” in reply to Sunnybankian #
• The guys at @oh_internet! are giving away an iPad, and this is my entry into the drawing! http://ohinter.net/post/486987620/giveaway #
• @wooper Jose Chung holds that title. Sorry. #greatyappiwasnotthatgreat in reply to wooper #
• @geniphurb [citation needed] in reply to geniphurb #
• @geniphurb you quoted numbers that represent national debt. Numbers are not opinions. in reply to geniphurb #
• I miss you already. #lastcigarettetweets #
• @P3ngy because jews don’t celebrate easter? in reply to P3ngy #
• Today at work I spent some time looking at photos of models in lingerie and manipulating them for an ad campaign #didntevenhavetobustoutmyAK #
• Clarification: I manipulated the photos… not the models. #creepersbecreepin #
• @guinnevere @quahog_convo I can’t express my displeasure with your excitement hard enough. in reply to guinnevere #
• The new Photoshop features are going to allow creative people to -really- manipulate the truth. Can. Not. Wait. #
• Black Dynamite is hilarious. #
• Saturday Morning… Making deviled eggs and watching Always Sunny #

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