Random Firings for the week of 2010-02-28
- @liquorclown I could never get into that game. I tried… I really did… in reply to liquorclown #
- om nom nom @_cyndi made me a bangin’ birthday cake: http://bit.ly/bwkmJD http://bit.ly/bp05sP http://bit.ly/ali2dz #
- @liquorclown ooooh… do denton! in reply to liquorclown #
- @creaves hahaha amazing. in reply to creaves #
- RT @creaves: @oreth Denton is the embarrassing cousin that Austin doesn’t want to introduce to any of its friends. #
- @creaves http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+do+i+google%3F class dismissed. in reply to creaves #
- Listening to a fantastic mix by @HarperMD and enjoying myself immensely. Thanks, man. #
- @liquorclown Don’t do, john. I did the same thing in my Drawing I class in college, and I regret it. Stick it out. It’s worth it. in reply to liquorclown #
- @liquorclown Intro To Drawing is like English 101. If you draw/write like that in any other subsequent class, you’ll be tossed out. in reply to liquorclown #
- @liquorclown heh. 10 minutes. more like 5. “Here’s a piece of charcoal. There’s a lamp shade. go.” in reply to liquorclown #
- Christian rock band, Final Placement, from my home, Midland, Texas, attempts to destroy the devil’s last bastion: Music http://bit.ly/cn3CUS #
- OH HAI TWITTER WHATS UP WITH YOU? #
- @liquorclown @guinnevere @creaves Anal Handstand is ok, but riding Aurora Snow around like a horse for 5 minutes wins the hilarious award in reply to liquorclown #
- @goatgreg oh you know me just chillin and shiat. in reply to goatgreg #
- @guinnevere PBR is the only correct answer in reply to guinnevere #
- @liquorclown @guinnevere my biggest fear is waking up in the morning covered in spiders made out of glitter. in reply to liquorclown #
- @wooper I don’t get it. in reply to wooper #
- @wooper ffffffffff in reply to wooper #
- RT @HarperMD: http://twitpic.com/1541jy - i’m like the stand-up comedian of fonts: #
- @liquorclown @guinnevere @_cyndi Sex talk again? Masturbation Monday. Anal Tuesday. Oral Wednesday. Tribadism Thursday. Fisting Friday. in reply to liquorclown #
- @guinnevere you may know it better as: Clit Bumping, Labia-to-Labia contact, or Scissoring. in reply to guinnevere #
- @kamileon thanks for the advice. *removes all elliott smith from itunes* in reply to kamileon #
- At cirque di soliel with @_cyndi #
- Waiting in line for some warm salty nuts… Cannot wait to put them in my mouth #
- Cirque du Soleil intermission. It’s
p cool so far I guess I mean what’s up with the retard clowns? # - @johncmayer I’m glad you’re posting on twitter again <3 in reply to johncmayer #
- The cops found a stolen car in the parking lot right outside my damn window and decided to tow it at midnight. Thanks dick who stole it. #
- @HarperMD hahahah the worst. in reply to HarperMD #
- Rarg @verizon why would you re-schedule my install for FIOS from 3.1.10 to 3.25.10 I’m a work-from-home web-dev and this is going to kill me #
- “I’m out of mixers, damn it.” … “I wonder how this wine woudl taste if I added vodka.” - @frobbnik #autotweet #
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