Random Firings for the week of 2010-02-07
- “Pompeii. We’re in Pompeii…. and it’s volcano day.” - The Doctor #
- look at this place. it is in denton for rent: http://bit.ly/9Vzx4V #
- @liquorclown Looks like i’m first up too in reply to liquorclown #
- Joining on the Oscars discussion; Avatar does not deserve best picture. I haven’t seen all the nominated, but at this point: Up In The Air. #
- Best Screenplay: Inglorious Basterds. Best Supporting Actor: Christoph Waltz. Best Actress: Sandra Bullock. Best Adapted: Precious #
- Oh shi— with all the oscar excitement, I totally forgot… It’s Bill Murray Day! #
- @focalmatter I never read A Serious Man’s screen play as I didn’t get to see the film. Ugh… I want IB to win badly, perhaps I’m biased. in reply to focalmatter #
- Ugh. Thinking about it. Up In The Air was amazing, but I’ve seen Inglourious Basterds three times and I’m still held rapt by it. #
- @ebertchicago i’m curious if it’s really Ebert tweeting, or a surrogate tweeter. A “foster twitterer”, if you will. #
- Molly is whiny today. Stop. Shhh.. SHHHH… I have a conference call in 10 minutes. Stop being a dog. #mollyisnotalampshade #
- @guinnevere oh no did you ps3 die? in reply to guinnevere #
- Does this make me a dick? http://twitpic.com/1123d1 #
- @kirilith thanks for the vote of confidence
Also: Centerfold by the J. Geils band was the #1 song when I was born. in reply to kirilith # - “Running Updates” ? More like “Ruining Lives” #forumopolisisdown #
- So I’m probably going to move to Denton soon. Just need to find a house that’s in my price range to rent. #
- Any of my local twitterbitches wanna grab dinner tonight? I won’t be free until about 8
# - I want to FEAST. Since lunch yesterday (tuna sammich) I have had oatmeal and soup. I need something substantial. #
- @b_glad I love what-a-burger. it’s just… there’s so far away. Closest thing I have is wendy’s and I hate it. in reply to b_glad #
- @b_glad i hear that everything in denton is 5 minutes away. I can’t wait to get there. in reply to b_glad #
- Gettin’ my whataburg on. @b_glad was so right. #
- @LydiaGoslin some people can’t watch lost tonight, posting spoilers is bad form. in reply to LydiaGoslin #
- @b_glad apple pie what #whataburgin in reply to b_glad #
- Gettin’ my Groundhog Day on. #billmurrayday #
- Watch out for that first step… It’s a doozy! #billmurrayday #
- Pal, you got that moisture on your head. #billmurrayday #
- “Do you ever have Deja vu, mrs. Lancaster?” - “I don’t think so but I can check with the kitchen.” #billmurrayday #
- Well what if there is no tommorrow? There wasn’t one today! #billmurrayday #
- Morons, your bus is leaving. #billmurrayday #
- I was in the virgin islands once, I met a girl. at sunset we made love like sea otters. #billmurrayday #
- “do you want to throw up here or in the car?” - “I think… Both” #billmurrayday #
- Don’t mix beer and wine. Ever. Oh, yeah. Don’t drive on the railroad tracks. - “phil that’s one I happen to agree with” #billmurrayday #
- “I’m betting he’s gonna swerve first. #billmurrayday #
- Too early for flapjacks? #billmurrayday #
- That’s what makes ke so special… I don’t even have to floss. #billmurrayday #
- Exit Felix, and stand there with a not so bright look on your face #billmurrayday #
- IRS going to be cold. It’s going to be gray. And it’s going to last you the rest of your life. #billmurrayday #
- “why would anybody steal a groundhog?” - “I can probably think of A few reasons…. Pervert” #billmurrayday #
- “he might be ok.” *BOOM* “ok probably not now” #billmurrayday #
- Let’s live here. *kiss* We’ll rent to start. #billmurrayday #
- I enjoyed derailing/trolling @goatboy ’s dream thread #
- @goatgreg I was hoping that was the case. in reply to goatgreg #
- @beatlefan1983 I can’t drive… SCHFIFTY FIVE in reply to beatlefan1983 #
- It’s a Beirut kinda day. #
- ugh 3 a.m. #
- @TheWhaler you have a pager? Do you sell cocaine? in reply to TheWhaler #
- @guinnevere maybe there’s like a common place that people stub their toes on the way out. in reply to guinnevere #
- @BJackCity Yesterday was Beirut Wednesday. in reply to BJackCity #
- @BJackCity Hahahaha that movie. in reply to BJackCity #
- @marcipan fursuit. in reply to marcipan #
- @marcipan kill a sumo wrestler. wear his skin. in reply to marcipan #
- My bluetooth earpiece hurts my ear a little bit when i wear it for extended periods of time while playing PS3 #firstworldproblems #
- RT @guinnevere: *is really awful. Damned iPhone spelling. Always get yr own name right though, doncha. Douche. #
- @blurrymystr you can get a decent ukulele for about $150. Easy to learn and fun to play. in reply to blurrymystr #
- @b_glad Ask him if the reason he keeps trying to impress everyone is due to an inferiority complex. Then cite the symptoms from the DSM. in reply to b_glad #
- Paying off warrants…. #
- “Six months? I thought I had 180 days?!!!” - OH at courthouse #
- @ebertchicago Once he starts making a profit he can spend it on fleshlights. #
- Ugh. i’m gonna get a lot of spam followers now after mentioning “fleshlight” aren’t I? #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — You fucking cat http://youtu.be/LnlR4_5oD4U?a #
- @HarperMD I have faith in you. in reply to HarperMD #
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