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• @liquorclown I could never get into that game. I tried… I really did… in reply to liquorclown #
• om nom nom @_cyndi made me a bangin’ birthday cake: http://bit.ly/bwkmJD http://bit.ly/bp05sP http://bit.ly/ali2dz #
• @liquorclown ooooh… do denton! in reply to liquorclown #
• @creaves hahaha amazing. in reply to creaves #
• RT @creaves: @oreth Denton is the embarrassing cousin that Austin doesn’t want to introduce to any of its friends. #
• @creaves http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+do+i+google%3F class dismissed. in reply to creaves #
• Listening to a fantastic mix by @HarperMD and enjoying myself immensely. Thanks, man. #
• @liquorclown Don’t do, john. I did the same thing in my Drawing I class in college, and I regret it. Stick it out. It’s worth it. in reply to liquorclown #
• @liquorclown Intro To Drawing is like English 101. If you draw/write like that in any other subsequent class, you’ll be tossed out. in reply to liquorclown #
• @liquorclown heh. 10 minutes. more like 5. “Here’s a piece of charcoal. There’s a lamp shade. go.” in reply to liquorclown #
• Christian rock band, Final Placement, from my home, Midland, Texas, attempts to destroy the devil’s last bastion: Music http://bit.ly/cn3CUS #
• OH HAI TWITTER WHATS UP WITH YOU? #
• @liquorclown @guinnevere @creaves Anal Handstand is ok, but riding Aurora Snow around like a horse for 5 minutes wins the hilarious award in reply to liquorclown #
• @goatgreg oh you know me just chillin and shiat. in reply to goatgreg #
• @guinnevere PBR is the only correct answer in reply to guinnevere #
• @liquorclown @guinnevere my biggest fear is waking up in the morning covered in spiders made out of glitter. in reply to liquorclown #
• @wooper I don’t get it. in reply to wooper #
• @wooper ffffffffff in reply to wooper #
• RT @HarperMD: http://twitpic.com/1541jy - i’m like the stand-up comedian of fonts: #
• @liquorclown @guinnevere @_cyndi Sex talk again? Masturbation Monday. Anal Tuesday. Oral Wednesday. Tribadism Thursday. Fisting Friday. in reply to liquorclown #
• @guinnevere you may know it better as: Clit Bumping, Labia-to-Labia contact, or Scissoring. in reply to guinnevere #
• @kamileon thanks for the advice. *removes all elliott smith from itunes* in reply to kamileon #
• At cirque di soliel with @_cyndi #
• Waiting in line for some warm salty nuts… Cannot wait to put them in my mouth #
• Cirque du Soleil intermission. It’s
  p cool so far I guess I mean what’s up with the retard clowns? #
• @johncmayer I’m glad you’re posting on twitter again <3 in reply to johncmayer #
• The cops found a stolen car in the parking lot right outside my damn window and decided to tow it at midnight. Thanks dick who stole it. #
• @HarperMD hahahah the worst. in reply to HarperMD #
• Rarg @verizon why would you re-schedule my install for FIOS from 3.1.10 to 3.25.10 I’m a work-from-home web-dev and this is going to kill me #
• “I’m out of mixers, damn it.” … “I wonder how this wine woudl taste if I added vodka.” - @frobbnik #autotweet #

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• I uploaded a YouTube video — In the middle of the night… http://youtu.be/q-s1TZAyK34?a #
• @_cyndi <3 in reply to _cyndi #
• @jaycubed Yeah it’s a cordoba solid wood concert uke in reply to jaycubed #
• I found the perfect house in Denton. Let’s just see if I can get it. #
• @symon_ itty bitty boat in reply to symon_ #
• @symon_ @harpermd TWINKY HOUSE #
• @symon_ shut up i was watching Best In Show so suck it in reply to symon_ #
• RT @wooper: ‘my job starts on wednesday and that is a very long time’ - @neoraven — #joement #
• @symon_ u gay in reply to symon_ #
• “oh my god it tastes like stamps” “I don’t think youre supposed to eat that it’s supposed to be for pretty.” http://twitpic.com/13j3qq #
• @guinnevere “Stagger those hoes” was some of the best business advice I was ever given. :pimp: in reply to guinnevere #
• “These people aren’t drunk, they’re just black.” #
• “You ever had the alligator?” -”Yeah… tastes just like monkey.” #
• “It’s chicken fried bacon, bitch!” #
• For Lent I am giving up eating and drinking. /via @ebertchicago — holy lol #
• @liquorclown Dance, magic, dance! in reply to liquorclown #
• @TheWhaler @wooper I wish i had a skateboard and some dark glasses right now, I’d try to kickflip out of the thread but i’d fall on my ass. #
• Waiting to be approved for house rental. I”m kinda nervous. #
• @creaves how bad was it? in reply to creaves #
• sup @frobbnik #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — We’re the three best friends that anyone could have. http://youtu.be/AgEUk6Pl9g0?a #
• @ebertchicago you might get a chuckle out of this animated gif : http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/146816-2/Al-Qaeda_USA_Iraq.gif #
• @liquorclown ugh. I’m not going to be able to get that song out of my head now. You’re a horrible person, john. in reply to liquorclown #
• @b_glad I had a black seasame pocky once. it was amazing. But, I mean, amazing for pocky #weeaboo in reply to b_glad #
• The Royal Trebuchets #fontfamilies #
• The Little Mermaid: Arial’s New Bold Look #fontfilms? #
• At Which Wich. They are playing Portishead’s Glorybox. I’ve never eaten a sandwhich as overtly sexual as this one. #
• Sitting at Firefly. Some furries walked in. Collar and tail. Ffffffuuuuuuuu——- #
• I favorited a YouTube video — The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist (The Samples) http://youtu.be/NpWjNuMGh8I?a #

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• At the waffle house. Waitress is 70 year old Doris. I love it when stereotypes are true. #
• Proof: #dorisisawafflehousewaitress http://twitpic.com/11xka5 http://twitpic.com/11xka6 #
• The Autism Museum was a little bit retarded. #
• RT @creaves: Oh, Monday. #
• @wooper that whole show is amazing. Andy Dick is even -lovable- in that show. in reply to wooper #
• @Fauxhammer I saw this and thought of you, jimmy: http://bit.ly/aIMhBq in reply to Fauxhammer #
• @kamileon Does it taste just like raisins? in reply to kamileon #
• @P3ngy but did you look hilarious while doing it? in reply to P3ngy #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Movie on 2010 02 09 at 00 47 http://youtu.be/ylrNU_PJAjE?a #
• This past weekend, I created a Draenei warrior names Dostoevsky and a Draenei Mage named Annakarenina #russiannameslol #
• I can feel it. It courses through my veins. The need; the craving. It burns. The all-consuming thoughts. #ireuppedmywowaccountfffffuuuuuu #
• @CraigyFerg I just wanted everyone who watches your show to know that I like pie. Chocolate, pecan, pumpkin, apple or cherry. I eat them all in reply to CraigyFerg #
• @CraigyFerg There are fifteen ways to kill a man with a straw; seventeen if you have the wrapper. in reply to CraigyFerg #
• Jack White is my celebrity boyfriend. ( in response to @pwinn ) in reply to pwinn #
• @johncmayer It’s ok, John. White people everywhere forgive you. in reply to johncmayer #
• Buyin’ dis: #magicisabouttogetanupgrade http://twitpic.com/12iqqt #
• @focalmatter I think this might have been the first book he read in 2006 in reply to focalmatter #
• I wrote an article on Technorati concerning the @johncmayer fiasco. Check it out, white people: http://bit.ly/cYtmIb #
• @Fauxreigner because the internet…. in reply to Fauxreigner #
• RT @murena: I am craving a good smoked meat sandwich right now. — huh huh “smoked meat” #
• Ffffuuuuuuu— Power went out… Has been out for about 20 minutes… Snoooooowwwwwww #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Ooops… they got me. http://youtu.be/zJAT79zMw8c?a #
• @liquorclown LIKE A BAWSS in reply to liquorclown #
• @wooper why have you forsaken gmail? in reply to wooper #
• @Fauxhammer link it in reply to Fauxhammer #
• @HarperMD Do it. That’s bad ass. in reply to HarperMD #
• I don’t get the whole attraction to asian girls/women as a exclusive enjoyment of the feminine form. It’s actually kinda creepy to me. #
• @jaycubed Oh shit… uhh… i didn’t mean it like “asian girls aren’t attractive” . I meant more of a “omg asian schoolgirl unf unf unf” way in reply to jaycubed #

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• “Pompeii. We’re in Pompeii…. and it’s volcano day.” - The Doctor #
• look at this place. it is in denton for rent: http://bit.ly/9Vzx4V #
• @liquorclown Looks like i’m first up too in reply to liquorclown #
• Joining on the Oscars discussion; Avatar does not deserve best picture. I haven’t seen all the nominated, but at this point: Up In The Air. #
• Best Screenplay: Inglorious Basterds. Best Supporting Actor: Christoph Waltz. Best Actress: Sandra Bullock. Best Adapted: Precious #
• Oh shi— with all the oscar excitement, I totally forgot… It’s Bill Murray Day! #
• @focalmatter I never read A Serious Man’s screen play as I didn’t get to see the film. Ugh… I want IB to win badly, perhaps I’m biased. in reply to focalmatter #
• Ugh. Thinking about it. Up In The Air was amazing, but I’ve seen Inglourious Basterds three times and I’m still held rapt by it. #
• @ebertchicago i’m curious if it’s really Ebert tweeting, or a surrogate tweeter. A “foster twitterer”, if you will. #
• Molly is whiny today. Stop. Shhh.. SHHHH… I have a conference call in 10 minutes. Stop being a dog. #mollyisnotalampshade #
• @guinnevere oh no did you ps3 die? in reply to guinnevere #
• Does this make me a dick? http://twitpic.com/1123d1 #
• @kirilith thanks for the vote of confidence Also: Centerfold by the J. Geils band was the #1 song when I was born. in reply to kirilith #
• “Running Updates” ? More like “Ruining Lives” #forumopolisisdown #
• So I’m probably going to move to Denton soon. Just need to find a house that’s in my price range to rent. #
• Any of my local twitterbitches wanna grab dinner tonight? I won’t be free until about 8 #
• I want to FEAST. Since lunch yesterday (tuna sammich) I have had oatmeal and soup. I need something substantial. #
• @b_glad I love what-a-burger. it’s just… there’s so far away. Closest thing I have is wendy’s and I hate it. in reply to b_glad #
• @b_glad i hear that everything in denton is 5 minutes away. I can’t wait to get there. in reply to b_glad #
• Gettin’ my whataburg on. @b_glad was so right. #
• @LydiaGoslin some people can’t watch lost tonight, posting spoilers is bad form. in reply to LydiaGoslin #
• @b_glad apple pie what #whataburgin in reply to b_glad #
• Gettin’ my Groundhog Day on. #billmurrayday #
• Watch out for that first step… It’s a doozy! #billmurrayday #
• Pal, you got that moisture on your head. #billmurrayday #
• “Do you ever have Deja vu, mrs. Lancaster?” - “I don’t think so but I can check with the kitchen.” #billmurrayday #
• Well what if there is no tommorrow? There wasn’t one today! #billmurrayday #
• Morons, your bus is leaving. #billmurrayday #
• I was in the virgin islands once, I met a girl. at sunset we made love like sea otters. #billmurrayday #
• “do you want to throw up here or in the car?” - “I think… Both” #billmurrayday #
• Don’t mix beer and wine. Ever. Oh, yeah. Don’t drive on the railroad tracks. - “phil that’s one I happen to agree with” #billmurrayday #
• “I’m betting he’s gonna swerve first. #billmurrayday #
• Too early for flapjacks? #billmurrayday #
• That’s what makes ke so special… I don’t even have to floss. #billmurrayday #
• Exit Felix, and stand there with a not so bright look on your face #billmurrayday #
• IRS going to be cold. It’s going to be gray. And it’s going to last you the rest of your life. #billmurrayday #
• “why would anybody steal a groundhog?” - “I can probably think of A few reasons…. Pervert” #billmurrayday #
• “he might be ok.” *BOOM* “ok probably not now” #billmurrayday #
• Let’s live here. *kiss* We’ll rent to start. #billmurrayday #
• I enjoyed derailing/trolling @goatboy ’s dream thread #
• @goatgreg I was hoping that was the case. in reply to goatgreg #
• @beatlefan1983 I can’t drive… SCHFIFTY FIVE in reply to beatlefan1983 #
• It’s a Beirut kinda day. #
• ugh 3 a.m. #
• @TheWhaler you have a pager? Do you sell cocaine? in reply to TheWhaler #
• @guinnevere maybe there’s like a common place that people stub their toes on the way out. in reply to guinnevere #
• @BJackCity Yesterday was Beirut Wednesday. in reply to BJackCity #
• @BJackCity Hahahaha that movie. in reply to BJackCity #
• @marcipan fursuit. in reply to marcipan #
• @marcipan kill a sumo wrestler. wear his skin. in reply to marcipan #
• My bluetooth earpiece hurts my ear a little bit when i wear it for extended periods of time while playing PS3 #firstworldproblems #
• RT @guinnevere: *is really awful. Damned iPhone spelling. Always get yr own name right though, doncha. Douche. #
• @blurrymystr you can get a decent ukulele for about $150. Easy to learn and fun to play. in reply to blurrymystr #
• @b_glad Ask him if the reason he keeps trying to impress everyone is due to an inferiority complex. Then cite the symptoms from the DSM. in reply to b_glad #
• Paying off warrants…. #
• “Six months? I thought I had 180 days?!!!” - OH at courthouse #
• @ebertchicago Once he starts making a profit he can spend it on fleshlights. #
• Ugh. i’m gonna get a lot of spam followers now after mentioning “fleshlight” aren’t I? #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — You fucking cat http://youtu.be/LnlR4_5oD4U?a #
• @HarperMD I have faith in you. in reply to HarperMD #

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