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• Magnetron, Fuck yes! I love the future. #
• lookit dis fuckin’ accordian: http://twitpic.com/zq0sp #cyndiisliterallythebest #
• RT @guinnevere: It’s amazing how fast people can get a big head. — #thatswhatshesaid #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Little Red Accordion http://youtu.be/peiVoCJ6BsU?a #
• El Guapos in Denton is uhhh….. Well here http://twitpic.com/zslc8 #
• I am very angry about El Guapo’s. I decided to leave when a Tejano/Reggae cover of Strawberry Fields Forever came on. #
• I made the following this morning with inspiration from my bowels. I call it ” Fuck You, El Guapo’s” http://twitpic.com/zuqb7 #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — El Guapo’s is literally the worst http://youtu.be/kFnAUCQKEyY?a #
• penis. #
• @creaves the group effort of Abbey Road B-Side was epic and the single most fun time I’ve had playing Rock Band with a group of friends. in reply to creaves #
• @_cyndi @creaves sorry i can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome Lennon is. in reply to _cyndi #
• RT @TheBuzzard: hallmark movie channel owns — #thatswhatshesaid #misogynytweet #girlsaredumb #
• Holy crap the store manager at this game stop is a complete douchenozzle #
• so, uh, i’m kind of inlove with Beirut. #
• I can’t describe the immense melancholy of going to the bathroom, sitting in a stall & realizing that you don’t have your iphone @johncaston #
• RT @liquorclown: @oreth In a relationship - It’s Complicated — it’s not that complicated, it’s just unrequited. #
• @pwinn but what aobut the bank teller machines? in reply to pwinn #
• Dragon Age and MAG both came into my possession today… and yet i’m still wondering why I didn’t buy ME:2 #
• Me: don’t you feel naked without your phone. @_Cyndi : yeah because now I have to look at you. #
• Filin’ mah taxes, Filin’ mah taxes, hope there big refund for meee #laketiticaca #
• What the fuck…. $1000 taxes DUE? this is not right at all. #
• RT @morriquende: Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple TABLET TABLET Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple TABLET TABLET #
• OH GOD IT’S STARTING #
• RT @wooper: @TheBuzzard why is the color of his skin important? — Because @TheBuzzard hates white people. #
• STEVE JOBS IS ON STAAAAAGE #
• iPad: I want you inside me. #
• I take that back, so far, i’m not impressed. #iPad #
• Hoping for flash support #ipad #
• @overkil6 but it’s not technically an iphone platform. It’s running a different OS. #
• Need something more than just “LOOK A BIG IPOD TOUCH!” come on apple #ipad #
• Can’t wait to purchase #ipad , or as I am now referring to it “Mobile Porn Theatre” #
• Can not wait to jailbreak my #ipad #
• @Godforgotten If you are having a seizure, you may want to call 9-1-1 instead of tweeting. #
• UGH IM ALREADY TIRED OF THESE JOKES ABOUT TAMPONS AND IPADS. THEY JUST GIVE ME A “NOT-SO-FRESH” FEELING. #
• Whoa. $10 iwork apps? #ipad #
• RT @bearfish: all i’m really hoping for is that this “A4″ chip (that’s in ipad) finds its way into the next iPhone revision. because damnnn #
• I left a squeezebottle of mayonaisse on my counter for two days… it was closed… do you think it’s still save to use? #
• Dry sandwich worst sandwich #
• @Godforgotten That joke stopped being funny in 1968. (That’s not a randomly picked year… that’s the year 9-1-1 was adopted in the USA). #
• @cheald what os? Windows: Go with the classic: mirc. Mac: Colloquy is pretty great. Linux: irssi is the shit. Web: mibbit is pretty great. in reply to cheald #
• @cheald chrome + mibbit is a pretty good combination. in reply to cheald #
• @cheald last #irc post i promise. Trillian’s irc client is pretty good. #
• @guinnevere Skynyrd song I hate the least: Free Bird as performed by Conan. in reply to guinnevere #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Pursuit of Happiness http://youtu.be/M-dugpx6t-E?a #
• I REQUIRE MORE TWEETS. #
• Picked up MAG for ps3 earlier this week and i’m havin’ a ball with it. #
• Ugh. I get twinkies thinking “oh man this is going to be great.” — It never is. #
• THERE’S NO HOT WATER WHY UGH #
• “bone-swah how y’all doin’?” - greeter at La Madeline #
• Ingredients for tiramisu: coffee, marscapone, lady fingers. La Madeline recipe: dried out cake, and chocolate frosting. #

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• music so excellent i just bothered to download it: http://wutangvsthebeatles.bandcamp.com/album/enter-the-magical-mystery-chambers #
• RT @wooper: oh my god these spicy chicken nuggets are amazing #fattweets — I just got some too and I agree. #
• UGH. 75 degrees in the middle of January. This is the worst. #
• @_cyndi i can think of a few things it’d be fun to burn… in reply to _cyndi #
• OH outside my apartment window: FACE DOWN. ASS UP. THAT’S THE WAY I LIKE TO F**K. #bootybeats #
• RT @tweetmeme The Delicious Season Starts Now - Technorati Lifestyle http://tinyurl.com/yawzjht #
• @liquorclown someone has to pay for all that rape that, and it sure as hell isn’t going to be Google http://bit.ly/5ZjXgL in reply to liquorclown #
• @creaves @liquorclown I’d suggest buying from dell directly. The woot netbooks are 2 generations old and lack something to be desired. #
• What a horrible time to get a cold. NOOOOOO I NEED ALL MY COGNITIVE ABILITIES RIGHT NOW FFFFFFFFF #
• Hey look a tasty chicken fried steak. I think I’ll eat that for lunch. #
• mmm it’s all warm and.. oops forgot my knife in the kitchen. #
• What… why… NO BAD MOLLY DON’T EAT MY STEA.,…. #
• Ugh, molly, you are such a glutton. #mollyisabaddog #
• all she left me was the cornbread #firstworldcountrysongs #
• Ordering a pizza :((( #
• @kamileon fucking hell. in reply to kamileon #
• My brains are leaking out my nose. #
• I am legitimately ill. I’ve got a fever and fluid in my ear canals. Oh look, it’s a sinus infect. FML. #
• I just blew my nose and mucus came out of my eye hole. halp #
• @HarperMD Is his new “covers only” album out yet? in reply to HarperMD #
• Hahahahaha… seriously? Already?! Well, good luck. Enjoy hicksville :smug: #
• People sometime get what they think they want. But it just turns out they get what they deserve. - oreth ‘10 #vindicationtweets #
• I got a girl who wears cool shoes… #
• holy shit, Conan, what a way to end a show. #

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• So I’m supposed to go eat crepes or something this morning? #
• @kamileon seems like you need a hug http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk150/midiman123/hug_bear.gif in reply to kamileon #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — omnibus 3.mov http://youtu.be/BsSOtlZwy-w?a #
• RT @wooper: http://www.forumopolis.com/showpost.php?p=3164451&postcount=24 #
• Playing alphabet game by myself in the car.. Stuck on ‘J’ #
• @TheWhaler haha. fantastic. in reply to TheWhaler #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Velociraptor Pets PSA http://youtu.be/yaCYky4O33M?a #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — I’m your biggest fant http://youtu.be/Yu5Ga3-XyCA?a #
• @liquorclown : @creaves whoa. Apollo 440. I haven’t heard that name in forever. #
• the new modest mouse is really good. just fyi. #
• I was just informed that the new modest mouse is actually recuts of old unused modest mouse songs… #
• RT @astyanax83: god damnit this day is dragging on more than a rupaul convention #
• Time Out Two in H- Town http://twitpic.com/y9c24 #
• “I’m like a sex camel. I store it up and then can go for a long time with out it.”. - @johncaston #
• “whooooo!!! Prison rape!!! Cheers!!!” - @johncaston #
• At Saint Arnold’s Brewery in Houston http://twitpic.com/ycixd #
• Huge echoing room + lots of people talking = anxiety attack. Had to get out of there. Sorry guys. #
• The line for saint arnolds: In the door, down the hall, up the stairs, back down the hall and then finally, beer http://twitpic.com/ycxyo #
• “I am hammered right now. I wish Disney World was like this” - @johncaston St. Arnold’s Brewery http://twitpic.com/yd54o #
• “there are some classic movies I haven’t seen. Billy Madison and Godfather…” - @ashweaver318 #

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• ugh molly shut up shut up shut up they are just trimming the tree over the roof stop barking oh god why. #
• uuuuugh sit… sit! SIT! molly sit! ugh UUUUGH stop licking your butt molly stop.. oh god #mollyisadog #
• A view of #lasalleplex from earlier today: http://twitpic.com/wtcrs #
• “that’s not allergies that’s cum in the eyes. I can tell by the red eye and the sly grin.” - @turkishhijinks #
• haha @_cyndi just slapped @mollyk9 on the butthole #
• @guinnevere HI IM GWENNIE!@ in reply to guinnevere #
• This is Molly. She has a sock on her head: http://twitpic.com/x0fbp #
• #mollyisadog http://twitpic.com/x0tp4 http://twitpic.com/x0tp7 #
• . @johncaston just blew my mind. He said that Lady Gaga could be thought of as “a female contemporary David Bowie”. He’s right. #
• RT @pwinn: loves the VanderMeer quote “[Muse] sound like if Radiohead had a child with Mannheim Steamroller.” http://bit.ly/6pIHbX #
• RT @creaves: “It’s so cold it made me racist!” #
• @liquorclown Ninjas… hijack my mother… shoot stephen before go. in reply to liquorclown #
• I don’t normally complain about the weather but ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu—— #
• Beef Lo-mein + Coconut Milk Tea = om nom nom nom #
• A-Team Trailer leaked; also @SKYTANK makes his film debut http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/01/08/a-team-movie-trailer-leaks-early/ #
• @guinnevere should’a gone to cici’s with me. in reply to guinnevere #
• “WIC made me racist.” - @liquorclown #
• The LOST Xmas special: where Jesus comes from outer space to carve the Easter island heads. /via @guinnevere #
• Karaoke with friends: @creaves @guinnevere @_Cyndi http://twitpic.com/xguzf #

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• @BJackCity STARDUST has no worst parts so in reply to BJackCity #
• @BJackCity how can you say that? Deniro portrayed the classic gay pirate perfectly. CLASSICALLY. in reply to BJackCity #
• oh my god i just downed some nog… it’s like christmas came again… in my mouth. #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Bailey likes to move it move it http://youtu.be/-7l8pmVIn4E?a #
• Come along, you belong, feel the fizz of Coo-Coo Cola http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ptsGMyEwiQ #
• @wooper that’s why you never put a whole family in the car at once. Always leave a male child at home to continue the blood line. in reply to wooper #
• I know a guy who’s never seen blade runner #fuckyoujoe #
• me: *offers half of an Andes mint to @_cyndi . Cyndi: I dont want it. you already ate the A and the N and that’s the best part. #
• I… Uh… I think I just walked into hipstr central. #
• Confirmed. #
• Proof: http://twitpic.com/w694q #
• Double proof: http://twitpic.com/w69rs #
• “I had seven beers in a row and we were watching Chris Rock… It just seemed right.” - @_cyndi #
• Correction: this is holster central #buffaloexchangesmellsweird http://twitpic.com/wekbn #
• @oreth ffff holster = hipster in reply to oreth #

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