Random Firings for the week of 2009-12-20
- “beep beep I’m a laundry jeep” - @creaves #
- @Fauxhammer I had a good day as well. This is mostly due to the fact that I didn’t even have to bust out my AK. in reply to Fauxhammer #
- using @waze - Social GPS. Just got back from collecting cherries. http://bit.ly/6ekpYt #
- my cat, gabriel, is being overly social this morning. Don’t you see I have to work, kitty? #
- NO GABRIEL GET OFF MY KEYBOARD I KNOW IT’S WARM #
- JKJGET DOW<MN CAT1@ #
- pl;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; #gabrielisacat #
- ugh cat i’m trying to code go away http://yfrog.com/au4mgcj #
- Had jack-in-the-box last night: 2 tacos, teriyaki bowl, egg roll, and pumpkin shake. I am now upset for doing this. #
- wake up, wake up, wake up.. we’re only part of a dream. all the things in your heart, like the things in your head, are only what they seem. #
- I swear… I step out for one minute…. #gabrielisacat http://twitpic.com/tic3v #
- That’s a 17″ laptop #latfc http://twitpic.com/ticlh #
- “just google ‘Luke Wilson fat. I’m sure you’ll find it.” - @_cyndi #
- The best cup of eggnog that has ever been consumed: http://twitpic.com/tkz6t #
- @guinnevere hahaha are you kidding me? it was freaking epic. in reply to guinnevere #
- Waiting at the panera for Kevin et al …. #hongrytweet #
- Therapist watched Life Aquatic this weekend and emailed me about it (as it’s my favorite movie). Now I kinda have to see it again. Like now. #
- This is what I think of when I hear “bidi bidi bom bom” http://popup.lala.com/popup/648799825615143060
@guinnevere @_cyndi (not selena) # - The spirit of Ja, you know he leads you on. (How does it feel when you got no food?) #
- Pass the dutchie pon the left hand side. #
- @liquorclown just stand up, pull your knife out, hold it over your head while screaming: “FREEDOM!”, and charge her. in reply to liquorclown #
- Pretty. Odd. was a Pretty. Great. album…. jus’ sayin’ #
- @creaves how long have you had that phone? #
- Price of purchasing 2 wendy’s burgers and a coke: $4. Price of consuming said items: Infinite Pain. #ihateeverything #
- ugh.. screw you wendy’s. I think i’ll stick to my diet of combos and mountain dew. #
- Hey LA Fitness, just let me cancel my membership online or over the phone. Fuck you for making me mail in a membership cancellation form. #
- So any number of your representatives at the actual gym can sign people up for memberships, but not a single person can cancel them? #
- I have to mail in a form to the corporate office and have it approved? How long will that take? 6-8 weeks? Please drown in a puddle. kthxbai #
- I hope LA Fitness has a twitter and searches for this. If they do have one, and they do find this, please read my 3 previous tweets as well. #
- Also: WENDY’S, YOU’RE ON MY SHORT LIST. WHEN I SAY LARGE COKE I DON’T MEAN A CUP FULL OF ICE AND SOME SODA WATER. #
- They intentionally make it difficult to cancel membership because then maybe you just won’t do it and they’ll make free money off of you. #
- I’ve had the membership for 6 months.. I’ve been there once. The pool was too warm and non-chlorinated. It was like swimming in ramen broth. #
- V-TEC JUST KICKED IN, YO #mountaindewmakesmehappy #
- My office for the day: http://twitpic.com/tvywq #
- @guinnevere Escape in Carrolton in reply to guinnevere #
- Escape in carrolton has awesome coffee. I have a mocha coconut latte… They also have milk teas … nom nom nom. #
- OH @ old place of work in restroom: “you know when me and my grandson pee together he always asks me ‘granpa what is taking you so long?’” #
- @beatlefan1983 dear beatlefan, stop going to wal-mart. that is all. in reply to beatlefan1983 #
- RT @HarperMD: I love my iPhone. — agreed #
- The Woot! headquarters lobby: http://twitpic.com/ty7ty #
- Thomas, the shirt.woot t-shirt production manager gave me a tour of the shirt.woot screening and printing area. Thanks, Tom! #
- “I’ve got a week off and a jar full of buttons” - @guinnevere #
- @wooper @neoraven this is why the favorites button exists in reply to wooper #
- Good morning world, apparently @neoraven can beat up a holocaust survivor /via @wooper #
- Just had a nice breakfast with @_cyndi … Om nom nom #
- @liquorclown haha poo brains in reply to liquorclown #
- Ho ho ho! Win a Macbook Pro from @dealsplus for Christmas. Details here: http://bit.ly/7kMWCB #
- Lastly, as we near the eve of another Christmas, I wonder: What would have happened if Mother Mary had been covered by Obamacare? #fyadchuck #
- Chuck Norris, ladies and gentlemen. #fyadchuck #
- RT @cheald: #protip /bin is the Unix version of the Recycle Bin. Make sure you keep it empty if you get low on space. — this guy knows. #
- Contemplating going to roxmas4 in Denton tonight #
- This is possibly the worst movie tie-on ever: http://twitpic.com/u6pip #
- Sitting here waiting: http://twitpic.com/u6rmv #
- Quarry: obtained http://twitpic.com/u6sof #
- Quest: complete http://twitpic.com/u6ul9 #
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