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• iPhone camera is amazing: http://twitpic.com/ue5p4 #
• “and other assorted breakdancing moves in her vagina.” - @_Davy & _Cyndi double team auto-tweet #
• #avatartweet http://twitpic.com/uf3la #
• @guinnevere I -am- a cowboy. in reply to guinnevere #
• @guinnevere I ride a steel horse. in reply to guinnevere #
• @guinnevere Evidentally I’m wanted, and it is apparently without regards to my status of living at the time. in reply to guinnevere #
• “I think our waiter is too dumb to realize that we are hilarious.” - @guinnevere #
• A wild @_cyndi appears: http://twitpic.com/uonwo #
• @HarperMD lo-mob it’s fantastic. in reply to HarperMD #
• for those that are curious, lo-mob is a fantastic camera filter app for iphone. It surpasses camerabag in the hipster arena #
• Happy hannukah duck: #worldmarket http://twitpic.com/uq8t2 #
• “this is a chicken wire world relive in.” - @guinnevere #
• Beep beep it’s a crystal jeep @creaves http://twitpic.com/uqw1u #
• RT @HarperMD: Pictures of cats http://yfrog.com/3ljtjrj — guhhhhhh #
• RT @HarperMD: Pictures of Christmas http://yfrog.com/33iwdj #
• Southern baptist bingo: Jesus, g w bush, Tom brokaw, secular media. I win ! #
• @guinnevere oh no did molly chew it? :(( bad poopy in reply to guinnevere #
• So, uhh… evidently you’re not supposed to cut off the dick before you put it in the box #fml #

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• “beep beep I’m a laundry jeep” - @creaves #
• @Fauxhammer I had a good day as well. This is mostly due to the fact that I didn’t even have to bust out my AK. in reply to Fauxhammer #
• using @waze - Social GPS. Just got back from collecting cherries. http://bit.ly/6ekpYt #
• my cat, gabriel, is being overly social this morning. Don’t you see I have to work, kitty? #
• NO GABRIEL GET OFF MY KEYBOARD I KNOW IT’S WARM #
• JKJGET DOW<MN CAT1@ #
• pl;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; #gabrielisacat #
• ugh cat i’m trying to code go away http://yfrog.com/au4mgcj #
• Had jack-in-the-box last night: 2 tacos, teriyaki bowl, egg roll, and pumpkin shake. I am now upset for doing this. #
• wake up, wake up, wake up.. we’re only part of a dream. all the things in your heart, like the things in your head, are only what they seem. #
• I swear… I step out for one minute…. #gabrielisacat http://twitpic.com/tic3v #
• That’s a 17″ laptop #latfc http://twitpic.com/ticlh #
• “just google ‘Luke Wilson fat. I’m sure you’ll find it.” - @_cyndi #
• The best cup of eggnog that has ever been consumed: http://twitpic.com/tkz6t #
• @guinnevere hahaha are you kidding me? it was freaking epic. in reply to guinnevere #
• Waiting at the panera for Kevin et al …. #hongrytweet #
• Therapist watched Life Aquatic this weekend and emailed me about it (as it’s my favorite movie). Now I kinda have to see it again. Like now. #
• This is what I think of when I hear “bidi bidi bom bom” http://popup.lala.com/popup/648799825615143060
  @guinnevere @_cyndi (not selena) #
• The spirit of Ja, you know he leads you on. (How does it feel when you got no food?) #
• Pass the dutchie pon the left hand side. #
• @liquorclown just stand up, pull your knife out, hold it over your head while screaming: “FREEDOM!”, and charge her. in reply to liquorclown #
• Pretty. Odd. was a Pretty. Great. album…. jus’ sayin’ #
• @creaves how long have you had that phone? #
• Price of purchasing 2 wendy’s burgers and a coke: $4. Price of consuming said items: Infinite Pain. #ihateeverything #
• ugh.. screw you wendy’s. I think i’ll stick to my diet of combos and mountain dew. #
• Hey LA Fitness, just let me cancel my membership online or over the phone. Fuck you for making me mail in a membership cancellation form. #
• So any number of your representatives at the actual gym can sign people up for memberships, but not a single person can cancel them? #
• I have to mail in a form to the corporate office and have it approved? How long will that take? 6-8 weeks? Please drown in a puddle. kthxbai #
• I hope LA Fitness has a twitter and searches for this. If they do have one, and they do find this, please read my 3 previous tweets as well. #
• Also: WENDY’S, YOU’RE ON MY SHORT LIST. WHEN I SAY LARGE COKE I DON’T MEAN A CUP FULL OF ICE AND SOME SODA WATER. #
• They intentionally make it difficult to cancel membership because then maybe you just won’t do it and they’ll make free money off of you. #
• I’ve had the membership for 6 months.. I’ve been there once. The pool was too warm and non-chlorinated. It was like swimming in ramen broth. #
• V-TEC JUST KICKED IN, YO #mountaindewmakesmehappy #
• My office for the day: http://twitpic.com/tvywq #
• @guinnevere Escape in Carrolton in reply to guinnevere #
• Escape in carrolton has awesome coffee. I have a mocha coconut latte… They also have milk teas … nom nom nom. #
• OH @ old place of work in restroom: “you know when me and my grandson pee together he always asks me ‘granpa what is taking you so long?’” #
• @beatlefan1983 dear beatlefan, stop going to wal-mart. that is all. in reply to beatlefan1983 #
• RT @HarperMD: I love my iPhone. — agreed #
• The Woot! headquarters lobby: http://twitpic.com/ty7ty #
• Thomas, the shirt.woot t-shirt production manager gave me a tour of the shirt.woot screening and printing area. Thanks, Tom! #
• “I’ve got a week off and a jar full of buttons” - @guinnevere #
• @wooper @neoraven this is why the favorites button exists in reply to wooper #
• Good morning world, apparently @neoraven can beat up a holocaust survivor /via @wooper #
• Just had a nice breakfast with @_cyndi … Om nom nom #
• @liquorclown haha poo brains in reply to liquorclown #
• Ho ho ho! Win a Macbook Pro from @dealsplus for Christmas. Details here: http://bit.ly/7kMWCB #
• Lastly, as we near the eve of another Christmas, I wonder: What would have happened if Mother Mary had been covered by Obamacare? #fyadchuck #
• Chuck Norris, ladies and gentlemen. #fyadchuck #
• RT @cheald: #protip /bin is the Unix version of the Recycle Bin. Make sure you keep it empty if you get low on space. — this guy knows. #
• Contemplating going to roxmas4 in Denton tonight #
• This is possibly the worst movie tie-on ever: http://twitpic.com/u6pip #
• Sitting here waiting: http://twitpic.com/u6rmv #
• Quarry: obtained http://twitpic.com/u6sof #
• Quest: complete http://twitpic.com/u6ul9 #

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• Merry Christmas from @oreth @creaves @liquorclown @_Cyndi http://yfrog.com/37njhj #
• OH @ Micheal’s: “That’s not Christmas… That’s purple!” #
• Elephants Go Bumping Down Freeways - @TheWhaler @Kamileon #
• @guinnevere how much was it? in reply to guinnevere #
• Collectors edition Hitler Speeches Vinyl: http://yfrog.com/4fu00pj #
• According to some, this tree I drew looks like a penis: http://yfrog.com/4g6wlj #
• Chrome for mac. Chrome for mac. Chrome for mac.
  http://www.google.com/chrome #chromeformac #
• left over cold stromboli #breakfastrules #
• code. caffeine. flaming lips. #lifeisawesome #
• I’m not a player; I just crush a lot. #
• @guinnevere HOLY SHIT CONGRATS. in reply to guinnevere #
• @guinnevere I lost my license, so now I don’t drive. in reply to guinnevere #
• yo does anyone remember the link to the youtube of jimmy mcforum’s performance of the Teen Titan’s theme song? I need to show it to someone. #
• @Fauxhammer aww jimmy you know i love you. I wouldn’t have asked if I had known it was going to hurt you. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 in reply to Fauxhammer #
• guys: vertical-align is element based and not container based. remember this… it will save you at least a day of: “WHY WON’T THIS WORK?!” #
• “nine foot boner” sounds like an awesome band name ( in response to @cwboyer ) in reply to cwboyer #
• This video defines the 90’s for me. : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I48jPTL0tA0 #
• @wooper i agree with this #charlieisacat in reply to wooper #
• iphonemodem.com saved my ass today. #
• out of fph #
• PRO TIP: Jalepenos + fingers + eye rubbing = bad times #
• RT @pwinn: The pants-wetting authoritarian need to assert that anyone who is beaten by cops “probably deserved it” is stomach-churning #
• ladies and gentlemen: http://www.cyndiandjeremyareawesome.com #
• RT @oreth: out of fph — what did that even mean? #
• “Hot turtled in the face” #
• El Diablito: Defiler of Nuns http://yfrog.com/4iqyrlj #
• “I have neverseen someone eat nachos with so much gusto” - @creaves #

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• Microcenter photobooth fun: http://yfrog.com/au5w3ej #
• Push me… Then just touch me… Until I get my… Satisfaction #djhero #
• “some amazing noises come out of thY girl’s nose” - @creaves #
• Tweezer Anderson’s debut album “Oh God, it’s clogged!” #legorockband #
• yo. i start my job with http://www.technorati.com in the morning. I am both excited and nervous. #
• pumpkin roll & english breakfast tea /via @guinnevere — I want that inside me #
• PT Cruiser goes where PT Cruiser wants. #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — What is it doing? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMrwpsL4hek&feature=autoshare_twitter #
• Lunch with @_cyndi #
• Bunnies: http://yfrog.com/4ejxmj #
• hotter than a set of twin babies, in a mercedez-benz with the windows up when the temp goes up to the mid-eighties. ( @liquorclown ) #
• I really need to buy a mouse to work with at home. Laptop track pad is ugh. #
• If you don’t know about http://www.dailybooth.com i’m telling you about it now: http://www.dailybooth.com/oreth #
• I favorited a YouTube video — Happy in Paraguay http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=414TmP12WAU&feature=autoshare_twitter #
• this just in: @guinnevere gives no fucks #
• “fartmageddon” - @creaves #
• ugh i forgot how retardedly sweet poptarts are.

  blech. #

• i love you, soma fm. <3 #
• @guinnevere your tweets are always the most informative. in reply to guinnevere #
• @HarperMD I think you accidentally a verb #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — andy warhol meets oreth and Bobby McFerrin http://bit.ly/7Q3tq4 #
• Meeting @_Cyndi ’s parents. Nervous… #
• Cafe Brazil’s s’mores hot cocoa… You want this: http://yfrog.com/379mqyj #
• “Nothing gets me harder than thinking about the Jewish Holocaust.” - this guy to @_Cyndi #
• “Don’t bust until you’re in my mouth!” -@_cyndi to her eggs /via @creaves #

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