neuroncollision

• Just one more reason to hate my apartment complex: http://yfrog.com/4fzb5pj #
• @_cyndi Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me. in reply to _cyndi #
• Ate at no. 1 Rise this evening: http://yfrog.com/3gisxj #
• @guinnevere yes lightning video. Yes it was tasty. I’m not a player I just crush a lot. in reply to guinnevere #
• @wooper failure to not order the tacos makes you a horrible person # jackinthebox in reply to wooper #
• Heh @_Cyndi and I are enjoying a crappy mall pretzel outside the worst minigolf place ever: http://yfrog.com/4a76dj #
• Rollin down the street smokin endo… Sippin on gun and juice. #
• @Fauxhammer fuck sleep. in reply to Fauxhammer #
• @Fauxhammer fuck sleep. Level ur dudes in reply to Fauxhammer #
• Ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu— stupid iPhone autocorrect #
• The two girls in my life in one picture: @_Cyndi and @mollyk9 http://yfrog.com/4fazxj #
• Sitting at studio movie grill waiting for pizza and fantastic mr fox with @_cyndi #
• Fantastic Mr Fox was… er…. fantastic #
• I favorited a YouTube video — Ghost Busters Multitrack http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0SeGAi3II8&feature=autoshare_twitter #
• I favorited a YouTube video — Blue Velvet Pabst Blue Ribbon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snhiofL2Rh4&feature=autoshare_twitter #
• Installing MGS 4 for the first time. I’m so excited I might pee a little. #
• Hahaha the anti-smoking warning on the install animation are hilarious #
• Leftover sammiches with @guinnevere & @_cyndi om nom nom in reply to guinnevere #
• About to show @_cyndi Braid. Mind-blowage in 3… 2… #
• It’s like cool epilepsy. #
• Quiche: eggs, ham, cheese, and bread. It’s like a french taquito. #
• Oxford comma; see last tweet #
• @DavidGallaher I was indeed watching glee in reply to DavidGallaher #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Speedometer flips to 101000 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2P9lQHMs0o&feature=autoshare_twitter #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Clicky speaks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VzTRoKY0_M&feature=autoshare_twitter #
• @b_glad you will enjoy it immensly in reply to b_glad #
• Welcome to the apple store http://yfrog.com/3g2maj #
• Where is your God now? http://yfrog.com/1e8h0zj #

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• I favorited a YouTube video — Balloon Bass and Box http://bit.ly/2Mj0o0 #
• This is an unacceptable use of the violin: youtube -> http://bit.ly/884j5 #
• RT @goatgreg: Argh, want my #SgtPepper DLC code. RT this and follow @RockBand for a chance to get your own. #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — WebCE can drive http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dQmpkDMFzM&feature=autoshare_twitter #
• Nikkis in Richardson is very Cohen-esque http://yfrog.com/4gvn1j #
• oh god pig face om nom nom http://yfrog.com/3g8zcj #
• Also: quack http://yfrog.com/3llktj #

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• I either have a cold or a sinus infection. Blerrrrrgh. #
• @_cyndi wtf is green juice? in reply to _cyndi #
• You know what’s cool about having a head cold? You can do The Batman voice… real easily. #
• yo facebook friends. stop sending me invites to things like farmville, vampire wars, or causes. i’m not gonna help you. stop asking. #
• also: I’m definitely not going to join your “Vaccines Cause Autism” group. #
• HEY @bearfish THEY ALSO JUST DISCOVERED THAT PEANUT BUTTER CAUSES TEH GAY #
• guess i better go make out with a dude then. #
• yo body. try to stop being sick, ok? I’ve got a date friday. Don’t wanna fuck that up. #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — oreth is batman? http://bit.ly/W3MHy #
• @bearfish dude that’s nasty. in reply to bearfish #
• BOYCOTT PEANUTBUTTER #
• gonna have some pho for lunch #
• i created a new website: http://www.dovaccinationscauseautism.com #
• @wooper cuddle him. he will go away. in reply to wooper #
• @wooper this seemed topical: #charlieisacat http://bit.ly/30gQN6 in reply to wooper #
• i might see Kurtz tomorrow and get him to double sign his first volume comic he had printed. What message should i give from #forumopolis ? #
• had a wonderful time last night. thanks cyndi. #

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• the ports are open / packets fly as quick as light / new album: obtained #
• At the courthouse; about to get divorced. What are you doing today? #
• Text I sent to a girl once: I am the hamburglar. i am here to burgle your patties. #
• To be fair, it was a girl who had just broken up with one of my friends. She had no idea who I was. #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Chris throwing rocks http://bit.ly/1Ws9l2 #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — I rule at bowling http://bit.ly/1e4Vhf #

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• hahah @HarperMD has the best twitter icon. #
• @HarperMD what’s the benefit of jailbreaking anymore? in reply to HarperMD #
• @billamend yo, bill. You need a web dev? I’m willing to relocate. Think about it. in reply to billamend #
• Work had a pumpkin decorating contest. My submission for best use of office supplies: http://yfrog.com/9g5i7j #
• @qdb in reply to qdb #
• Yo tweeps does this hat work? http://yfrog.com/701yij #
• @exit_strategy holy shit. Upon review of the picture, I look like i have an extra chromosome in that shot. Good call in reply to exit_strategy #
• yo i made muffins. you are jealous. (taken/editted with iphone) http://pic.gd/2ccb23 #

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