neuroncollision

• monday. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh #garfield #
• @BrentSpiner oh hey, you’re the guy who played the dude who slept with the girl who died from that mud monster in that show about space. in reply to BrentSpiner #
• @TheWhaler you’re a dickgirl? I mean, dats cool. #
• @JCOSJ My sampler just got here. I cannot wait to try it. #
• I just purchased 3 tickets to This Will Destroy You on September 5th at the Granada. #
• It just occurred to me… i bought one too many tickets. #
• @HarperMD Sounds very oedipudean to me. in reply to HarperMD #
• @HarperMD oedipudean is an awesome word that i think i created for just this occasion. Thank you for letting me use it. in reply to HarperMD #
• @jackassletters MAKE HUNDREDS OF FOLLOWERS IN 3 MINUTES USING http://WWW.IMATWITTERWHORE.COM in reply to jackassletters #
• @HarperMD FACEBOOK QUIZ INFALLIBLE QUIZ in reply to HarperMD #
• @HarperMD I’ll play your game, you rogue. in reply to HarperMD #
• @HarperMD will be the New Pornographer’s tambourine player. in reply to HarperMD #
• @HarperMD One day, when I’m rich from selling my silent velcro patent, I’ll hire you to make youtube videos. in reply to HarperMD #
• @HarperMD I scored 97 on both FOOD SERVICE and WRITING with ART being 91 #
• @HarperMD I am now taking the “happiness with my job” test… i don’t see this ending up very good in reply to HarperMD #
• @HarperMD Whoa. Ataris… before or after they shit all over Boys of Summer? in reply to HarperMD #
• Quick Tribute to the Ataris: http://bit.ly/7ISoH #

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• Paul McCartney coming to dallas on the 19th. Expensive I’m sure. #
• @HarperMD Pet Sounds… as in Beach Boys? Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys is your favorite album? I would have never called that. #
• Ikaruga is $5 (400 MS Points) this week on XBLA. -sweet- #
• @kamileon i know you guys are looking for a puppy puppy. but my puppy Molly is in need of a home that can take better care of her than I can in reply to kamileon #
• @kamileon She’s nearly a year old. She’s a lab/terrier mix. Weighs about 40 pounds. http://bit.ly/YyLCq http://bit.ly/qGiHl in reply to kamileon #
• @kamileon I don’t know where you are situated. in reply to kamileon #
• RT @jolohrman: Wtf, suddenly very hyper. I want a sword so bad! Then i want some ninjas to attack me. #Fuckyea #
• @kamileon for some reason i thought you were in the austin area. apologies. in reply to kamileon #
• my sex drugs shirt came in yesterday… I will not be wearing it to work: http://bit.ly/YRRrG #
• @krisstraub Oh please god tell me this is the truth. I require evidence. in reply to krisstraub #
• @krisstraub unfortunately, my job does not allow me to scrub-off IE6 users. In fact, a large portion of our users are over age 45. in reply to krisstraub #
• @kamileon awww. in reply to kamileon #
• ugh #
• UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH #
• @DreamOfTheRood just one of those days, y’know? in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
• @HarperMD that’s what your mom said. -boosh- in reply to HarperMD #
• I had a dream I was Harry Potter last night and I was all like “pewpewpewimawizard” #
• I punched ron for being a whiny emo #
• @Darkbyrd there is a difference between EMO and SAD BASTARD. I am the latter. in reply to Darkbyrd #
• Whoa. Placebo is coming to Dallas in september. #
• @kamileon Pictures of puppy are required. in reply to kamileon #
• @b_glad How do you feel about yourself having done so? #gotmoxie? in reply to b_glad #
• @Aeire eeep. cannot wait for my copy to arrive. in reply to Aeire #
• RT @goatgreg: Tuxes. UGH. better play peggle. — this is the correct way to deal with the world. If you can’t identify then ur doin it rong #

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• THIS TWEET IS SERIOUSLY WITHOUT MERIT #
• #moonfruit is tastier than pie #
• wait wait wait the word “empathetic” is real? I just thought it was an vocabulatory abortion. #
• FUCK YEAH VOCABULATORY SUCK ON THAT @JOHNCMAYER #
• i should apologize to @johncmayer because he had nothing to do with that last tweet. #
• @HarperMD FUCK YES VELCRO! #
• FUCK I’VE MADE A POST ONT HE FORUSM JESUS CHRIST WHATS WRONG WITH ME I NEED TO SLEEP #
• fffffff i need to win #moonfruit #
• I really wanted todays shirtwoot but damn i got a $483 electricity bill this month. (Auto-bill pay failed last month apparently) #
• ffff… i bought it anyway #moonfruit #
• angst. #
• oh yeah #moonfruit #
• uhh.. #angstfruit ? #
• ABetterSmoke has already shipped hot damn #
• fff #moonfruiot #
• #moonfruit #
• #icantspellmoonfruit #moonfruit #
• like irc? go here and chat with me: http://bit.ly/rWb6n #
• RT @DreamOfTheRood: Linkin park working on a new album that’s said to have a darker tone. Won’t be like their previous albums. LOL. #
• @moontweet Your link fails #moonfruit in reply to moontweet #
• walmart… again. heh. #
• Unable to find a build for a warlock that i like. SM/Ruin was my build back in the day. What’s comparable now? #Moonfruit #
• I NEED SOME #MOONFRUIT #
• @kamileon Yeah.. i built a Felguard/Nightfall (Siphon Life) spec last night. in reply to kamileon #
• @kamileon The new affliction tree blows me -away- in reply to kamileon #
• @kamileon We got our puppy from craigslist for $10. Best dog I’ve ever adopted in reply to kamileon #
• @kamileon That was an unhelpful tweet. How are you going about it? in reply to kamileon #
• @shinmeko What kind of earphones are you sportin’? in reply to shinmeko #
• @HarperMD No.. that’s tomorrow today is the 7th, yo in reply to HarperMD #
• I’ve decided to quit my job and become a full time Juggalo. #downwiththeclown #
• You down with #ICP ? (yeah you know me!) #
• haha just kidding Insane Clown Posse is literally the worst. #
• *waits for floods of #ICP fans telling me why I’m wrong* #
• @hamburgers i always wondered if ICP fans were like… ironic or something in reply to hamburgers #
• @neoraven @harpermd yes but attaching a guitar hero drum set to a mac and turning on GarageBand is pretty awesome. in reply to neoraven #
• at post voffice sending certified mail.. i have no idea what i’m doing #
• Original Petition for Divorce has been mailed to the ex. #depressingtweet #
• @HarperMD shake tha haterz off. it’s a pretty rad game. in reply to HarperMD #
• @HarperMD Look at alla dis wrong: RT @FearTheKirby: @HarperMD Damn right it’s fun, Rock Band is better though. #
• @shinmeko If you ever feel like dropping a bit of money for headphones that will last you forever and sound like sex: http://bit.ly/OQT2R in reply to shinmeko #
• @HarperMD @FearTheKirby the play style of Guitar Hero is ultimately more enjoyable in the single player mode. in reply to HarperMD #
• @bearfish http://thereifixedit.com/ in reply to bearfish #
• @FearTheKirby No. I am saying it is a more enjoyable single player experience than Rock Band is. Rock Band is the superior Party game. in reply to FearTheKirby #
• Gamestop super sale. Prince of Persia 360 for $20. Yes Please :3 #
• @goatgreg *homoerotic response conserning your head* in reply to goatgreg #
• @jaycubed just make sure you order a virgin mary. Seriously, the airlines make the best virgin mary’s in reply to jaycubed #
• DO YOU LIKE ANIMEEES? CHECK ONE: ( YES ) ( NO ) #
• if you selected ( YES ) please tell me, so i can mock you :smug: #
• @goatgreg i bet you wish you were Kintaro in Love Hina… Don’t you?…. DON’T YOU?! in reply to goatgreg #
• @goatgreg holy shit you’re right. -i- want to be that guy. in reply to goatgreg #
• @jaycubed absolutely in reply to jaycubed #
• @rogerogeroger when @goatgreg was born the wetnurse immediately had sex with him. At this time, she was the third woman he’d slept with. heh in reply to rogerogeroger #
• @DreamOfTheRood rectal arena :huh: in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
• @DreamOfTheRood also. notice the intentional lack of punctuation in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
• good morning twitteristas. #
• Lifehacker and Gizmodo appear broken #
• e-smoking at my cubicle at work is the best thing ever #
• SOURCE SAFE IS LIKE A POOP FACTORY. YOU PUT GOOD THINGS IN IT AND OUT COMES POOP. #
• Inhale. Exhale. I just got an ounce in the mail. #lyricsyouwishweretrue #
• @FearTheKirby speaking of poop factories… in reply to FearTheKirby #
• @Nosty Bunganut is what i used to do on camping trips :smug: in reply to Nosty #
• @tangokjewelry i once painted my thumb black. people at work freaked out in reply to tangokjewelry #
• @tangokjewelry I’m working on losing weight. If I can make it down to 200 before I turn 30, I’m gonna get an eybrow ring in reply to tangokjewelry #
• @tangokjewelry I’m 27. I have 115 pounds to go. And Nipple rings are very sexy… on girls. in reply to tangokjewelry #
• @tangokjewelry I like the way you think. in reply to tangokjewelry #
• Introducing: Hannah Montana Linux: http://hannahmontana.sourceforge.net/ #
• fuck yes red dragons #
• SPOILER: JOHN MCCLANE KILLS SNAPE #
• RT @bearfish: @oreth yippus kye yayus, professor snape! #
• @jaycubed buy some ice cream and get to your gate. in reply to jaycubed #
• @rainnwilson Tell him that you love the way his grill wicks oil and grease away from your food in reply to rainnwilson #
• *death rattle* #CitizenKane #1stDraftMovieLines #
• “Luke, I am your father.” “… yeah I guess I kinda saw that one coming.” #1stdraftmovielines #
• “Harry, your hat kinda sucks.” #1stdraftmovielines #
• “Say what again. Say What again. I dare you. I double dog dare you triple stamped no-taksie backsies.” #1stdraftmovielines #
• “Back and to the right.” #1stdraftmovielines #
• “You said it man.. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. My personal Lord and Savior and He wants to be your friend too.” #1stdraftmovielines #
• “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a flying fuck where you drag your hoe-ass to. Bitch, I’m gone. PEACE” #1stdraftmovielines #
• “I wish i knew how to quit you. Like maybe a Gay Cowboy patch I could wear when i get cravings” #1stdraftmovielines #
• Inappropriate Dinner Discussion at In-Laws: “I just killed millions of my own children all over your daughters face” #
• RT @goatgreg: @oreth I shout “INFANTCIDE MOTHERFUCKERS” whenever I finish up #
• i might go see Bruno tonight. But I swear to Odin, if people start over quoting it like they did with Borat I’m going to be very unhappy. #
• @jessicarbrown m402 special edition is $69 at http://www.abettersmoke.com you’ll prolly want to order at least one set of low-nic carts then juice. in reply to jessicarbrown #
• @jessicarbrown it’s… one of the best things ever, to be honest. I sit at my cubicle and puff during the day when I need a hit. in reply to jessicarbrown #
• @CiscoSystems Here’s my duck call. Close Contest. I win. http://bit.ly/8qdIg #
• I uploaded a YouTube video — Response to Duck Call by Cisco CEO http://bit.ly/NDw2 #
• @b_glad very nice in reply to b_glad #
• I fly like paper; get high like planes. If you catch me at the border, I got visas in my name. #

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• http://pic.gd/7463fb Skymall is fucking ridiculous #
• I’m back. It’s the worst feeling in the world. #
• @JoshGorfain i’d take it over the current situation. in reply to JoshGorfain #
• @Darkbyrd Tweeting is easy. You type something inane like “Pooping at a McDonald’s!” and hit “Send” #
• okcupid has an XP bar? Man If I’d known it was a friendship/dating MMO, I’d have started playing sooner. ANSWER MORE QUESTIONS TO LEVEL UP. #
• So, i’m sitting in front of my computer watching futurama. I’ve seen this episode about 300 times. I hate not knowing anyone to hang out w/ #
• I unironically enjoy Lady Gaga’s “Pokerface”. You may ridicule me as you see fit. #
• I’ve noticed a disturbing trend in homemade porn: There seems to always be an episode of family guy playing in the background. #
• I’m listening to Kala by M.I.A. They reference so many great bands. Currently listening to a redub of Where is My Mind by the Pixies. #
• @colinzeal I am jealous. Who’s opening for them? #blur in reply to colinzeal #
• @b_glad yeah. we should def do a DFW meet soon. Any place you recommend? I’ve never partaken of the DFW Nightlife #
• @colinzeal Was watching Blur music videos and looking at guitar tabs this weekend. It might be lame, but I’ve nearly got Song 2 worked out. in reply to colinzeal #
• @Nosty is it your pants? :smug: in reply to Nosty #
• I am hardcore jamming out to Kala by M.I.A. #
• @shinmeko Happy birthday :3 in reply to shinmeko #
• One time I was like “Man, I want some fruit… from the moon” I found it #moonfruit #
• #moonfruit tastes a bit like a cross between a mango and a stop sign. It’s an acquired taste. #
• Marquee on church sign: “Invest in God. You’ll never lose. FDIC approved.” False advertising? #
• MENTLEGEN! #
• The term “Asshat” makes me laugh. All I can picture is a Bowler Hat on top of a butt that has a monocle in front of his brown eye. “I say” #
• HAI GUYZ DIS IZ ME: http://bit.ly/2twXmk #
• REPOST: I am having -way- too much fun with photobooth tonight: http://bit.ly/QC43Z (Now with the correct link) #
• @HarperMD so hit up irc and chill ? in reply to HarperMD #
• NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAH #moonfruit #
• Glenn Beck makes me foam at the mouth like a rabid marmot. #GlennBeckIsBatShitFuckingLoco #
• @oreth TWEET THE DEETS YO: http://bit.ly/2PHkR
  #GlennBeckRarargglglblblge in reply to oreth #
• @Darkbyrd It’s good to see you’re usin’ your twitter, man. in reply to Darkbyrd #
• fffffffffffffffff…. this song is in my head noooooooooo CAN’T READ MY POKER FACE #
• @colinzeal A celebrity Death Megathread would be a good thing to have. We have megathreads about un-important shit all the time. DO IT PLOX! #
• @XaviAceto And nothin’ to get hung about… in reply to XaviAceto #
• If you care about the future of our nation and our children you will log into shirt.woot and vote for The Sex Drugs http://bit.ly/12KBQe #
• Oh fuck yes #moonfruit om nom nom #
• Damn you #moonfruit DAMN YOU #
• I want that #moonfruit mbp. Upon receiving my mbp, I will rub it on my crotch to mark it as mine. #
• #ThisIsMyTagThereAreManyLikeItButThisOneIsMine #moonfruit #
• I swam a K last night at the gym. I forgot how physically demanding swimming is. Also: I gotta quit smoking. #moonfruit #
• The pool I swim at is unchlorinated; The smell of a chlorinated pool is as invigorating to me as the smell of coffee to others. #moonfruit #
• Gonna have Soup Dumplings for lunch.. and for a snack… #moonfruit #
• @Nosty I believe it’s “Can’t Read My, Can’t Read My, No He Can’t Read My Poker Face (She’s got me like nobody)” #pokerface #moonfruit in reply to Nosty #
• @kamileon By posting #moonfruit you are enrolling yourself in #moonfruit ’s mac book pro give away in reply to kamileon #
• P.S.: #moonfruit :3 #
• RT @fabjai: This tea is helping my throat, I woke up and it was really sore. #gaysex #
• Dallas Tweeps: Dinner/Bar? #
• TO ALL DUDES, YOU KNOW I’M TALKIN’ TO YOU! #
• And that’s when the fight started. #catchphrase #
• @rainnwilson RT @oreth: And that’s when the fight started. #catchphrase #
• RT Free iPhone game and it’s a doozy: Rolando 2! Here’s my review: http://tinyurl.com/ldskvt Random RT of this gets the code. ~Levi @iLevi #
• I’M ON SHROOMS: link goes to youtube video i made http://bit.ly/3kpMk #
• i woke up this morning craving #moonfruit #
• #moonfruit will be mine. OH YES #moonfruit will be mine #
• Quothe the raven: #moonfruit #
• @wooper it appears abettersmoke has the 402 batteries in and for $59 for the smokes. Clickin’ buy #
• @pickledkitten It’s a piece of cake to back a pretty cake :3 in reply to pickledkitten #
• @goatgreg It’s time to call in Forumopolis in reply to goatgreg #
• @goatgreg oh shi— derby’s over. however, it looks like it made it in the top 3. Check back tommorrow and sunday in reply to goatgreg #
• @Joefy ffffff… i missed out in reply to Joefy #
• #moonfruit is the tastiest fruit ever… Tastes like Mac Book Pro #
• New youtube video: Rockport http://bit.ly/oLK5d #
• @donttrythis i hate you #songvirus moonfruit in reply to donttrythis #
• I did it wrong #moonfuck #
• #moonfruit #
• wtf i upped my wow accoutn #moonfruit #
• one time i was all like “WTF>?!” and a friend said ” #moonfruit , lol” #

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