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Random Firings for the week of 2009-06-28

Published by oreth [Synapse] on June 28, 2009 under Uncategorized

Any of my Dallas area tweeps wanna do lunch? If I don’t get a yes, I will just have a can of Spaghetti-O’s. #depressingLunch #
@bearfish HTC Touch Pro from Sprint in reply to bearfish #
@ericaustinlee You had planned to watch the first movie of each series and determine who would kick who’s ass? #FreddyJasonAsh_BattleRoyale in reply to ericaustinlee #
@ratliner Spaghetti-o’s is prolly what i’ll do, but pho calls me with her siren song of flavor. in reply to ratliner #
Spaghetti-o’s it is. Om nom nom. #
it appears that Time Warner Cable throttled me. That’s what I get for seeding linux distros, i guess. #
@HarperMD I have heard nothing but horrible reviews #Moon in reply to HarperMD #
@blurrymystr We will know as soon as @HarperMD reports back in reply to blurrymystr #
OH SHI—– @johncmayer has put me into an infinite loop. #
@HarperMD Did you see Choke? #samrockwell in reply to HarperMD #
@HarperMD I recommend it highly #choke in reply to HarperMD #
RT @johncaston: To my many unknown children out there: I accept ur happy fathers day, and I can’t wait to meet u and borrow money #
@tangokjewelry ugh. monday. in reply to tangokjewelry #
best part of monday is catching up on the weekend webcomics i missed. #
I have pre-ordered @Aeire ’s Punch an’ Pie Volume one. You should too: http://bit.ly/GZNmF #
Ugh I hate noticing a typo or grammatical error after hitting “enter” #
@tangokjewelry I played Call of Duty 4 about half the weekend; slept the other half in reply to tangokjewelry #
Today, I will file my Original Petition of Divorce. FML #
I feel very destructive today. And I don’t mean physically. But futuristically. #
@Nosty It sucks not being able to touch yourself because you have poison ivy on your hand in reply to Nosty #
@Ashweaver318 You guys are gonna be there? Awesome. in reply to Ashweaver318 #
@ericaustinlee oooh.. how do you play? in reply to ericaustinlee #
off to file original petition for divorce #
Original Petition for Divorce: FILED #
I apologize to all those who were a fan of robot potato. He had become sentient, so I had to take him out; and I did so in the tastiest way. #
Starting a new trend with the following hash tag: #ibasicallyhateeverything If you don’t basically hate everything then don’ tuse it. #
@TheWhaler same thing everyone else does on the internet: Seeding Linux Distros in reply to TheWhaler #
RT @jessicarbrown: Oh god, I hope they put up a camera today. I still haven’t picked one up yet. #
@rogerogeroger like replacing vaginal for anal :smug: in reply to rogerogeroger #
unimpressed with the wootoff #
@fauxhammer how come i never get a red dragons image macro? :(((((((((((((((((((((((((( #
@wooper @FearTheKirby I have it on good sources that the next woot-off will be on July 23rd. #
@TheWhaler Your own personal Marilyn Monroe moment? in reply to TheWhaler #
@fauxhammer “Jaysisphone” is my new favorite phrase #
Michael Bay once blew up a car with his mind… accidentally. #michaelbayfact #
Anyone else unable to un-follow someone? #failwhale #
@morriquende CAFFIENE-O-TRON 6000: RETURN OF THE DARK BLEND in reply to morriquende #
@ericaustinlee i remember you used to lay down some phat beats. You’ve -got- to do this. in reply to ericaustinlee #
You have been banned for the following reason: Listening to the Cranberries #Forumopolis #
I wonder how much trouble I could gwt in for tweeting from an airplane #
http://pic.gd/898505 ahhhh ghost dog ffffffffff #
dallas love field parking garage B… Level 3 Row B #
http://pic.gd/bdcc9d fuck yeah movinh side walk… i feel like the bionc man… NAnananana #
http://pic.gd/0303d This guy does not like Obama and wants everyone to know. just tryin’ to help him out #
http://pic.gd/2cafe4 took this at cruising altitude #
Michael Jackson’s dead? Tonight I’ll be rockin’
Thriller on vinyl #
http://pic.gd/dbe798 Texas Coastline during decent #
http://pic.gd/14a9a Lazer Mission starring Brendon Lee and Ernest BorgnineL awesome #
http://pic.gd/0df67e aircraft carrier pewpewpew http://is.gd/1eS3c (my location) #

Random Firings for the week of 2009-06-21

Published by oreth [Synapse] on June 21, 2009 under Uncategorized

Team A is playing against Team B. Fuck Team B. Team A rules. GO GO #TeamA ! #
I made an amaretto shake #
Addendum: It is fantastic #
Finally: except for the small pieces of plastic spoon that got too close to the spinning blades during blending #
ALCOHOL IS AWESOME FFFFFFFFFFFFF #
2 SHOTS OF AMARETTO I’M SO FUCKED UP #
ugh… woke up late, feelin’ shitty, couldn’t figure out why. Realization: Today is the 15th. It’s been 2 months since she left. #
@DreamOfTheRood I’m not already? in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
Panera for lunch: Mediteranean Veggie sammich with Forest Mushroom soup #
@DreamOfTheRood @tehran_bureau is not a valid tweeter in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
@tangokjewelry is that some new slang for “420 SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY!” ? in reply to tangokjewelry #
@HarperMD dig the new twitter icon. in reply to HarperMD #
Looking to buy new shoes. I have narrowed it down to either Heelys (the shoes with rollers in them), or Converse-esque canvas shoes. #
I’ve never owned a pair of canvas sneakers #
@tangokjewelry currently i own a pair of $5 velcro tennis shoes from wal-mart. I haven’t tied a shoe in nearly a decade. in reply to tangokjewelry #
Heelys are so expensive: $50 for a canvas pair, and zappos doesn’t even have my size in stock #
bah, converse are just as expensive as heelys #
today marks 30 days without my real cellphone. As such, best buy will be supplying me with a replacement. I have an opportunity to upgrade. #
Addendum: Blackberry Curve for free + $100 return or Palm Pre for $20. #
<Mr_Nobu> So what if Jesus turned water into wine…I turned a whole student loan into Vodka once. Your move Jesus… #QDB #
failwhale tonight. I’ll have a new phone, maybe some new shoes.. and I won’t be able to tweet about it. Oh also that thing going on in iran. #
Christ. #IranElectionFail #
just read this book I dunno if anyone else has read it called twilight about some vampires and a girl or something idk but it spoke to me #
@jessicarbrown *~MY EDWARD~* in reply to jessicarbrown #
@exit_strategy uncalled for in reply to exit_strategy #
RT @HarperMD: Dear @Twitter, please postpone your maintenance. We need you to spread news on #IranElection. #NoMaintenance (via @iran09) #
@OldSchoolGamer Either Big Lebowski or Fifth Element in reply to OldSchoolGamer #
reading @persiankiwi ’s tweets is very surreal #
About to lose my shit at walmart. Nobody can tell me where a fucking scale would be. #
Power just died at walmart supercenter in Richardson. Riot in Richardson. Riot in 3… 2… #
So, I’ve worn “tighty-whities” my entire life… UNTIL TODAY. Boxer Briefs are gooooooo! #
Chewing mango flavored orbit gum. My mouth is very happy about this. #
@mindofchester what does green have to do with #iranelection ? in reply to mindofchester #
Any dallas tweeps wanna go to twi-con with me ironically? #
i know it’s not much, but changed avatar in support for #iranelection #
@cubalibre06 I used photoshop to edit my avatar. in reply to cubalibre06 #
Also wearing my only green t-shirt today. #
If you thought twitter was a stupid service, I think it has proved it’s medle. #iranelection #
@HarperMD My favorite thing is coconut curry chicken in reply to HarperMD #
ugh. Trying to get a new phone. @BestBuy currently has no phones in stock that meet my requirements. Will be another week until they deliver #
The blackout is coming in 8 minutes with est. 1hr of Twitter downtime. Godspeed to all the Iranian Twitterers. #iranelection #failwhale #
Addendum: the previous was a retweet from @Morriquende #
@Ashweaver318 Look, you don’t have to be like that. Just say “Jeremy, you’re boring me with stories about penises. I’m hanging up.” in reply to Ashweaver318 #
Registered at the SA forums… #
@jessicarbrown -=exactly=- in reply to jessicarbrown #
@jessicarbrown i don’t even know what that means in reply to jessicarbrown #
@jessicarbrown gotta find a borders in reply to jessicarbrown #
RT @DreamOfTheRood: New computer came in today. Doesn’t work. Finally coming to understand Voltaire. - #
@grantimahara Grant, what shirt was Tory wearing that they had to block out? in reply to grantimahara #
downloading ipod touch 3.0 update :3 #
@tangokjewelry ? in reply to tangokjewelry #
iPhone tweetdeck owns my face #
@hawque no ads. better that tweetie. better than twitterfon. And free. in reply to hawque #
sportin’ new kicks today. converse++ #
@hamburgers I must know more about this. #chrome3 in reply to hamburgers #
RT @persiankiwi: MOUSAVI asks GOOGLE to change logo to GREEN for 1 day - #Iranelection - to give hope to all Iran — And you lost me. #
#GreenAvatars @tangokjewelry It’s the cool thing to do. It’s like celebrating a late St. Patrick’s but instead of beer, there is revolution. #
@goatgreg “Can’t stop here…” etc… #
The revolution will be twitterized #IranElection #
@morriquende You guys looking for a UI Dev? in reply to morriquende #
@wooper soon you will realize that a shiny piece of shit is still just a piece of shit. Chrome is the only way to surf the binary seas. #
@wooper @Fauxhammer Safari is basically apple going “OH SHIT GUGLE WE GOTSTA KEEP UP WIT DEEZ GUIZ!” (although, Safari is 100% ACID 3) in reply to wooper #
@Fauxhammer @wooper Chrome has the fastest startup and snappiest page rendering out of all the available browsers. Also made for google apps in reply to Fauxhammer #
Bubble Tea is -weird- #
@Ashweaver318 I didn’t say gross. I said weird. I highly enjoyed it. But it was an bizarre sensation. Kinda like having a finger jammed up in reply to Ashweaver318 #
My new kicks: http://bit.ly/4toYp #
@b_glad Video Games Live is coming in July. in reply to b_glad #
@b_glad is it a money thing or a scheduling thing? in reply to b_glad #
@goatgreg is that in reference to my totally bonin’ new tracks? in reply to goatgreg #
pie bunny has returned. #
@b_glad VG Live Tickets: http://bit.ly/PrR33 | Bass Hall Venue Map: http://bit.ly/122p7N in reply to b_glad #
@aerynea How do I wes tweet? “hay i’m gay!” ? #wesisallalliswes #
@aerynea I heard he once wrastled himself a crocodile, then made a suit out of its skin. He then ate 4 gazelles dumb enough to come near him in reply to aerynea #
Youtube of me singing and playing guitar: http://bit.ly/1am76X #
@ krisstraub RT @TheBuzzard: Ecks vs sever is still the worst movie #
man, recording Whole Wide World was fun but I just can’t listen to myself sing, i don’t blame you guys if you can’t either. #
goddammit best buy better have my phone today that’s all i’m sayin. #
http://pic.gd/316aa6 testing photo and location from new phone http://is.gd/17Wpq #
@jaycubed i cried too in reply to jaycubed #
incredibly happy with the new phone espescially after flashing the rom and installing winmo 6.5 #

Random Firings for the week of 2009-06-14

Published by oreth [Synapse] on June 14, 2009 under Uncategorized

Learned Fire Water Burn on the guitar yesterday. @wooper should lay down some keyboard tracks for it too. #
Watching Space Jame for the first time since I was like… 14. lolwut -> http://bit.ly/IOTON #
Monday mornings, how I loathe thee… Let me count the ways. #
1 #ihatemondaymornings #
@Tina_Fey You should meet @johncaston for coffee. in reply to Tina_Fey #
2 #ihatemondaymornings #
@cwgabriel plays some pretty crappy music while drawing. But I mean it’s cool if that inspires you or whatever but damn son. #
shhh sshhhhhh… It’s starting…. #
“HEY FUCKER GIMME MY PHONE BACK I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG GUY!” #findmyphone #
@rainnwilson I can’t tell if you’re being serious or showing us your pa pa pa pokerface pa pa pokerface. in reply to rainnwilson #
I just wrote an iphone app called “House M.D.” It’s not very impressive. I just displays a picture of Hugh Laurie and says “It’s not lupus” #
OH@Work: Female Coworker: “Hey $maleCoworker, wanna look at my box?” #
@tangokjewelry I snorted to myself and tweeted about it. in reply to tangokjewelry #
@DownWithPants Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong. Ms. Sweeney, Angel & The One, Pig, King, Greatest Man That Ever Lived #Weezer in reply to DownWithPants #
This is my tweet #
today, i canceled my ex-wife’s sprint line and was charged $200 for the privelege. fml #
Back the hell up off my ass or I’ll fuck you with a rake #bumperstickerideas #
I tweet while I drive #bumperstickerideas #
RT @rogerogeroger: so , i have come to the conclusion that i would like to find someone to adopt my cats. I’ll be asking around #
Had meetings all day. Missed out on my daily tweeting… #
@goatgreg SO YOU FORGOT TO READ YOUR OWN TWEETS THEN? HAHAHAHAHHAAHA #sickburn in reply to goatgreg #
ugh… even ironically, that last statement makes me cringe. #
so… Stiff Little Fingers is a pretty rad band. Who says otherwise? #
@BJackCity I’ve recently been tryin’ to expand my musical horizons while sticking with genres I know I like. Stiff Little Fingers was there. in reply to BJackCity #
@Twitch_ “Believe” in abortion? I’m afraid I don’t understand the question. in reply to Twitch_ #
New Max Payne character design is badass. I never played MP2, but i’m still using the MP mouse pad that came with pre-order of the first one #
@BJackCity @b_glad @marcipan @thewhaler *picks up his guitar and plays some wreckless eric* #punkmusic in reply to BJackCity #
@Hardman did you tell him the difference was that AMERICA RULES and that ITALY DROOLS ? in reply to Hardman #
I have a coconut popscicle… it is even better than you think it is. #
is.. uhh.. is wreckless eric even punk music? #punkmusicfail #
The “twitition” to lowers the 3GS upgrade prices is most likely started by people who have never owned an apple product; is also really dumb #
Counter point to twitition concerning 3GS upgrade: Stop Whining http://bit.ly/kys51 (via gizmodo) #
Look, for those of you who are thinking i’m too harsh about this whole 3GS upgrade price, it’s gonna cost me $900 to get one. #
@jessicarbrown what was the “gimme” in reference to? in reply to jessicarbrown #
What the fuck is the big deal about hockey? #
@jessicarbrown You should be able to buy them anywhere: http://bit.ly/GhTip in reply to jessicarbrown #
@boxdog the battery on the new mbp is not-removable. in reply to boxdog #
ok… so i found vinyls of Abbey Road and Sgt Pepper’s for $16 and $40 respectively. I haven’t purchased them, but i think i need to. #
@jessicarbrown score! in reply to jessicarbrown #
@wooper blucigs still have not shipped… nor is there an update… IS IT ALL JUST A SCAM? #
@goatgreg my coworkers don’t give me head either: what’s the big deal? You can’t just assume -everyone- wants your dick in their mouth, greg in reply to goatgreg #
@goatgreg oh there was a second part to that message my bad. lol @ #tweetdeck #
My old laptop finally gave up the ghost last night #
@jessicarbrown hahaha did you get some? in reply to jessicarbrown #
@jessicarbrown haha. I -told- you they were full of noms in reply to jessicarbrown #
@jessicarbrown don’t do it. paying for the best recipe collecting software in the world is dumb and you’re dumb for wanting to do it. in reply to jessicarbrown #
is the term “syke!” still available to use? Cause I’d like to use it now. #
hahah this is the most ridiculous internet-ad i’ve seen so far this year: SCRUNCHIES : http://bit.ly/35R7Ut #
I’m defintely buying that Sgt. Pepper vinyl I found last night #
@jessicarbrown “In case of rapture, I call dibs on your Porsche :smug: ” in reply to jessicarbrown #
PERSONAL KOBAYASHI MARU: ENGAGED #
@jessicarbrown JACK FROST GATHERS NO MOSS… right? in reply to jessicarbrown #
@alyankovic tweet the deets, yo in reply to alyankovic #
@goatgreg tweet the deets, yo in reply to goatgreg #
Tornado sirens going off… DAMN this is a tay mango coconut smoothie #
@SLFingers is it cool if i tell everyone that the guy/guys from SLF replied to one of my tweets? in reply to SLFingers #
Man tornado sirens went off and everyone was freakin’ out #
Due to a windfall, I have quite a bit more money in my pocket than would be expected. Should I pay for the divorce, or buy a moped/sell car? #
@Fauxhammer @inveterate_liar Read “nepotastic” as “neopotatic”. I was wondering what a neo-potato was, and why it was hampering his career in reply to Fauxhammer #
@Fauxhammer @inveterate_liar It will be the -tastiest- empire ever. in reply to Fauxhammer #
Have to go to bank at lunch. El Fenix next to bank. Tastiest Mexican Food Ever. Only One Forseeable Problem: Long Afternoon Meeting at Work. #
@krisstraub Last night i was at 635 and Preston. Tornado sirens were going off, big wall cloud brushed us.. it was intense. in reply to krisstraub #
@krisstraub it was at about 6:30. in reply to krisstraub #
@krisstraub I had no idea you and kurtz were that close to where I live in reply to krisstraub #
@krisstraub That is, I was at the Half-Price Books that’s on Preston and Diglsby or something like that. Right Across from the Mall in reply to krisstraub #
i got some texas-ized Kung Pao chicken for lunch. HUge Portion; Hotter’n Hell. #
Addendum: The previous was not a complaint. #
Finally: This does Not bode well for the other members of my team. We have a long afternoon Meeting #
@Tina_Fey I’m starting to think you aren’t the real tina fey, and instead, are a quote bot in reply to Tina_Fey #
@DownWithPants If I were to get a soda I’d probably jizz in mine in reply to DownWithPants #
@wooper you guys gettin’ some weather? in reply to wooper #
holy geez, Austin, say staff #
It was bad here all night last night and most of today #
@iproteus @aerynea I was only there a year and an F4 ripped through there one day. in reply to iproteus #
#followfriday @oreth is a totally rad dude (so is @radharper ) #
@DowntownNYC Carneige Deli in reply to DowntownNYC #
sushi, sashimi, and tempura for lunch… it was -awesome- #
@goatgreg SYNCHRONOUS FIST POUND! in reply to goatgreg #
@enderbean21 more liksh phish posh amirite? in reply to enderbean21 #
RT @goatgreg: @oreth FIST SYMPHONY #awesomemetalbandnames #noiseyourfacemakeswhenIpunchit #
everyone should be following @goatgreg if you aren’t then santa won’t bring you anything for christmas. #
@b_glad yeah mine died last night too. luckily, it has a recharger station. #wirelessmice #logitechowns in reply to b_glad #
@Fauxhammer you? It’s you isn’t it? Hah. What do I win? in reply to Fauxhammer #
Yesterday’s shirt.woot derby winner was awesome. Today’s is “meh” #
Purchased “Phoenix Wright” today. I’ve never played it. #
@laurenlall uhh.. i think everyone knows -it’s- it. in reply to laurenlall #

Random Firings for the week of 2009-06-07

Published by oreth [Synapse] on June 7, 2009 under Uncategorized

@laurenlall I prefer Rutabagas for all my head resting needs in reply to laurenlall #
UUUUUGH Commercial for online education using jailbait in underwear to entice people to visit their website #
ffffff i want waffles #
addendum: screw you travel channel #
@DreamOfTheRood I could have handled that one in 30 seconds. in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
@satanspogostick Babcock sounds like Big Cock. in reply to satanspogostick #
MY EYES ARE LIKE MUSHROOMS #
ALL I CAN SEE ARE FUCKIN’ BADGERS COMING FOR MY SNAKES #
OH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF #
It appears that I had accidentally put a “Vanilla Extract” label on my vial of Lysurgic Acid. OPPPPPS #
Addendum: Best Chocolate Chip & blinking eyeball cookies ever. MY ARMS ARE GUITARS! #
@Sunnybankian No. in reply to Sunnybankian #
@johncmayer 404 in reply to johncmayer #
Say what you want about soy milk. It enhances cereal flavor 10x. #
@Sunnybankian Haha in reply to Sunnybankian #
uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. Bought a 24-pack of Sam’s Cola from Wal-Mart to save money. Tastes like carbonated ass. It’s basically Ass-Cola. #
I have solved world hunger, you guys. #
The answer is simple: Cannibalism. As long as there are people, other people won’t go hungry. SCIENCE! #
@wooper No H-E-B in Dallas area. We had them all over the place in south texas, though. Wal-Mart has a corner on that market here in Dallas. in reply to wooper #
@b_glad Abbey Road is like a religious and sexual experience rolled into one. The good kind… not the “Catholic Altar Boy” kind. in reply to b_glad #
@scarymask “Steppin’ up” ? more like “Layin’ the smack down” in reply to scarymask #
@b_glad Who is Alex and why has he never heard Abbey Road before? in reply to b_glad #
@scarymask ODST = Halo + MGS? I’m sold. in reply to scarymask #
New Bungie Game? #
wait… what? #
wtf is Halo Reach? #
@DreamOfTheRood They announced Halo: Reach in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
@HarperMD MGS on 360. I’m there in reply to HarperMD #
WTF SPIELBERG WORKIN ON PROJECT NATAL #
i will tweet from my xbox all the time. “Playin’ a game.” #xboxtweet #
“Watchin’ streamin’ porn from my mac.” #xboxtweet #
“Just got called gay on live. ” #xboxtweet #
“Twelve year old owned my face. fml” #xboxtweet #
@levarburton congrats, man. I took it back up recently due to some marital issues. in reply to levarburton #
@levarburton I’ve always wanted to thank you for making my childhood full of rainbows and dilithium crystals <3 #
RT @RobRiggle: Just watched “The Big Lebowski.” It’s always awesome! ALWAYS…. #
@jessicarbrown No… I haven’t trying… trying so hard. in reply to jessicarbrown #
@jessicarbrown you playin’ TF2 on FO server? in reply to jessicarbrown #
@jessicarbrown The FO server is the best place to learn, I shit you not. Even if you’re an utter nub. During game play, everyone is friends. in reply to jessicarbrown #
WHY IS JAMES CAMERON STILL TALKING FFFFFF’ #
FFFFFFFFFF WHY AREN’T YOU SHOWING A DEMO YOU SUUUUUUUUUUUUCK FGSFDS #
This Guy who’s the “face for ubisoft” tonight sucks at telling jokes to a live crowd #
Ubisoft is failing it #
WHY AM I STILL WATCHING THIS? #
@Pyriel @krisstraub haters gotta hate in reply to Pyriel #
@GearboxSoftware Seeing a naked woman for the first time #Gearboxcontest in reply to GearboxSoftware #
@GearboxSoftware “IS THAT A VAGINA?!” in reply to GearboxSoftware #
@GearBoxSoftware “JESUS CHRIST IT’S A LION! GET IN THE CAR!” #
OMG CONAN #
@b_glad I nearly shat myself when I heard the news. I cannot wait. #AbbeyRoadRockBand in reply to b_glad #
hump me. I woke up sick this morning. called in to work. realized Sims3 released today. and I have purchased it. wtf is wrong with me? #
@TheWhaler Are you looking for ear buds or headphones? Koss’ The Plug for earbuds. Sennheiser HD280pro’s for headphones. I swear by both. in reply to TheWhaler #
RT @scarymask: Home: It’s let’s you lie to yourself! #
@DreamOfTheRood I haven’t played it at all. in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
Everybody should be following @johncaston #followwednesday #
WHY IS THIS HAPPEN? http://bit.ly/31Z2E #
WALKER TOLD ME I HAVE AIDS #90sTVmoments #
@goatgreat ^5 #
@jackassletters that reminds me. I need to get a pic of <insert hot female> here as my twitter profile pic. Any suggestions? #
fffffffffffff i had not seen the trailer for Beatles Rockband #
i just… i just…. i dunno my heart is beating so fast. #
RT @bearfish: As cool as this year’s E3 has been, the only thing on my mind is The Last Guardian. Fuckkkk. #
@DreamOfTheRood what are you talking about in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
Judas Priest’s “Painkiller” is a religious experience. #
@Vicariousink Which Killers album are you listening to? I’ve been spinning Hot Fuss pretty much constantly during coding sessions recently. in reply to Vicariousink #
@DreamOfTheRood @jessicarbrown what are you guys talking about? in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
@Vicariousink I didn’t really like their last album. I was actually quite sad by that fact. Hot Fuss is excellent and Sam’s Town isn’t bad. in reply to Vicariousink #
@goatgreg I disagree. in reply to goatgreg #
@TheBuzzard I wouldn’t say it was made as much as it was birthed by Halford’s screeching vocals, and Tipton and Downing’s mad guitar skills. in reply to TheBuzzard #
@DevinHerron Specifically the song. in reply to DevinHerron #
For a religious experience in album form: please listen to Abbey Road from start to finish. #
Finish this sentence: Happiness is…. #
Addendum: If you answered anything other than “A Warm Gun” you lose. #
RT @ericaustinlee: Will no longer sign off his e-mails with “Peace,” or “Regards,” but will now commit to the vaguely threatening “Or else,” #
@hamburgers you get 70% points. you pass, but only barely in reply to hamburgers #
@ericaustinlee again, acceptable, but not totally correct. in reply to ericaustinlee #
@tangokjewelry was it a TERRORIST fist bump? in reply to tangokjewelry #
@tangokjewelry she’s just following her belief system. But you should watch out for you son if he starts wearing a hoodie and big sunglasses in reply to tangokjewelry #
@tangokjewelry I was of course referring to: http://bit.ly/A421s in reply to tangokjewelry #
@tangokjewelry holy green hair, batman. in reply to tangokjewelry #
@b_glad How classic is “classic”? Like Wreckless Eric classic or NOFX classic? in reply to b_glad #
@BJackCity it was, for some reason, the first name that popped into my head. Would you care to enlighten me as to what “Classic Punk” is? in reply to BJackCity #
@b_glad What’s your opinion of Flogging Molly? in reply to b_glad #
Pro Tip: My dog is named after Flogging Molly. #
@b_glad I will have to give Dropkick Murphy’s a listen in reply to b_glad #
I know a lot of people are like “ugh” but I like The Cardigans, ok? #
@TheWhaler And that’s their WORST song. Erase/Rewind is p good. They even did a cover of Iron Man and Burnin’ Down The House with Tom Jones; in reply to TheWhaler #
Oh you guys wanted to hear that Bluegrass Metallica stuff? echelonx linked it at the forums. Direct Youtube: http://bit.ly/J7rAa #
I know you’ve all seen the picture, but I want you to look at it again. One man vs 100 tons of metal. http://bit.ly/ep1Lq #tiananmensquare #
DAVID CARRADINE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? #
RT @jaabootoo: Its hard to believe its been 20 years. Its also hard to reconcile if its been “only” 20 years, or its been 20 years already. #
Tequila is tastier than Gin. I have made my ruling. You are unable to defy me. #
@goatgreg Gin was created by a drunk lumberjack who had run out of alcohol so he decided to take a christmas tree and make booze out of it. in reply to goatgreg #
I have noticed a disturbing trend in homemade-amateur porn: The background noise is almost always a re-run of Family Guy. #
@Dean_life Why are you giving away all your stuff? in reply to Dean_life #
@HarperMD @Dean_life So he is! It is hard for me to occasionally make the jump from the forums to here. in reply to HarperMD #
@Dean_life I was a bit worried. “GOTTA GET RID OF ALL MY STUFF AND RESPONSIBILITIES” is a singular checkmark for psychological health. in reply to Dean_life #
RT @jessicarbrown: I saw a nurse walking down the street today and it reminded me of Silent Hill. I got a boner and yelled ZOMBIE RAPE #
@jessicarbrown I’m not gonna beat around the bush here. I’m completely and utterly confused as to your gender/orientation. Like completely. in reply to jessicarbrown #
I explained to my coworker what -burgin’- means he immediately responded with: I’m -home-in’- I think that’s something we can all agree wif #
Had what-a-burger for lunch; am sated. Burgin’ no more. #
@goatgreg it was the inspiration for my mastication :3 in reply to goatgreg #
@jessicarbrown I would guess that follow’s the spirit of the thing, if not the actual letter. So yes, you may burg for a salmon burger. in reply to jessicarbrown #
@jessicarbrown BUT ONLY SALMON. White fish is not allowed :crossarm: in reply to jessicarbrown #
RT @hamburgers: Who needs real life when you have jQuery? — word #
RT @Shortpacked: WHO ATE THE DAMN PIZZA ROLLS http://bit.ly/ToDPL — classic #
Alex Gray, lolwut: http://bit.ly/8bQKi (alternatively: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu- i can see forever) #
RT @wooper: #jimmyjohns is good shit — rtiyd #
@Twitch_ pull out your .44 and bust a cap. Then knock back a fo’ty with your shizzles. in reply to Twitch_ #
@TheBuzzard C … C SO FUCKING HARD in reply to TheBuzzard #
@b_glad as in Tyler,Texas? Damn, how close to Dallas are you? in reply to b_glad #
@jessicarbrown MacGourmet? Is that like, a chef as played by Richard Dean Anderson? in reply to jessicarbrown #
BLEEP BLEEP BLOOP BLEEP BZZZT BZZZZZ BLEEEP BLOOOP BOOOP BEEEEP #robotpickuplines #
@jessicarbrown will obtain. As long as we are swapping mac app suggestions, I suggest Delicious Library for cataloging your media. in reply to jessicarbrown #
@Fauxhammer wtf is a red dragon and how much do i have to pay to be one? in reply to Fauxhammer #
@Fauxhammer Horse walks in and the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: Cause I’m an alcoholic and drinking is ruining my life #
construction at work. WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM. it’s like a industrial club. Except there’s no alcohol and no hot ladies. #
@TheWhaler MY FLATMATE PEED IN MY SUITCASE in reply to TheWhaler #
@TheWhaler I don’t care if that’s not the one youw ere thinking of; it autowins. in reply to TheWhaler #
@TheWhaler Awesome… I -love- winning prizes. in reply to TheWhaler #
@HarperMD I have been completely unproductive today. in reply to HarperMD #
@krisstraub Probably a 2-person “erotic asphyxiation” would be “Involuntary Man-slaughter”. in reply to krisstraub #
@oreth It is something that I, too, have contemplated. My thoughts on it were mostly born out of necessity and forethought. in reply to oreth #
I’m thinking of going out tonight. Guyliner + body glitter. Will continuously mention ~*MY EDWARD*~ #
@jaycubed It’s hard, I know. Invest in an e-cig. It is totally wortht he upfront cost. I need to get a new one. in reply to jaycubed #
@jessicarbrown It sounds -fantastic- in reply to jessicarbrown #
A reason why I’m no longer a christian, much less no longer a Southern Baptist: ALAN COLMES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN http://bit.ly/LFskF #
CORRECTION: Drake, not Colmes #
@DreamOfTheRood well, agnosticism has gripped me tightly over the past few years. in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
@DreamOfTheRood You are correct. I made a false claim. The reasons for my agnosticism are esoteric and are not due to externail conflicts. in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
Addendum: My father was a southern baptist minister. I would like to say that it is my opinion that most SB ministers think this way. #
“There’s a special kind of racism in the south and I can’t quite think of…. Oh right… Southern Baptists.” - David Cross #
@jessicarbrown hells yeah there are. Gimme 5 and I’ll return with a suggestion in reply to jessicarbrown #
@jessicarbrown Canon 10MP $97 http://bit.ly/18uBPv in reply to jessicarbrown #
@ericaustinlee can you explain the idea behind Imprecatory Prayer? The idea doesn’t make much sense to me. #
@jessicarbrown No but the Canon “point-n-shoot” line of products are solid buys. If you’re doing pic-blogging, you don’t need a power house. in reply to jessicarbrown #
@ericaustinlee Eric, thanks for replying. You’re my go to guy when it comes to theological matters. I appreciate you taking the time. in reply to ericaustinlee #
@jmhs do you have the “clean private data upon exit” checked? in reply to jmhs #
@jmhs it ouwld be under tools -> options -> privacy under the Private Data heading in reply to jmhs #
@jmhs any recent plugins? if not, you may need to uninstall Firefox and re-install.. but not just the standard way: http://bit.ly/iTfcC in reply to jmhs #
10! #tweetcounting #
DALLAS TWEEPS REPORT IN #
@b_glad I assume you’re at home for the summer now. Too bad, we could have gotten together a Dallas meet and rocked the Lone Star. in reply to b_glad #
@jaycubed man if only i had “the other herb” in reply to jaycubed #
@goatgreg read catch 22 in 7th grade. Need to read again. in reply to goatgreg #
@jessicarbrown @jaycubed @goatgreg I’m down #bookclub in reply to jessicarbrown #
My dog does not like conan o’brien. She’s been growling at him since he came on this evening. #
addendum: TOO BAD, DOG. #
@b_glad if you’re down with hangin’ out at a bar or something for a while, we should get some dallas area forumites together and chill #
damn @johncmayer rocked it old school on conan the other night http://bit.ly/19XJcK - go to the last dot in the player #
INTERWEB D&D VIA SKYPE AND MAPTOOL = WIN #
whoa… caps… mea culpa #
@goatgreg share the horror. in reply to goatgreg #

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