Random Firings for the week of 2009-04-19
- @shinmeko Slice in half, slice around each part with knife, sprinkle on some kosher salt, eat with spoon in reply to shinmeko #
- @goatgreg Fuck passively avoid working.. I -actively- avoid working. BOOSH. in reply to goatgreg #
- True Story: I once threatened to take a shit in my roomate’s ramen pot if he didn’t stop taking 45 minute poo breaks in which he read novels #
- @wilw that… uhh… that’s what she said? in reply to wilw #
- Do you guys remember the Tom Green musical fare “The Bum Bum Song”? For some, completely unknown, reason, it’s stuck in my head today. #
- @Fauxhammer Like… Greco-Roman style? in reply to Fauxhammer #
- @Fauxhammer That’s kinda gay, dude. in reply to Fauxhammer #
- @Fauxhammer That being said, if you ever wanna get naked, oiled up, and roll around on a mat for a while, I’m down. in reply to Fauxhammer #
- @Fauxhammer But in a totally non-gay way. in reply to Fauxhammer #
- @goatgreg Stiff was a pretty good, but nothing compared to the glorious majesty of Stephanie Meyer’s grand opus. in reply to goatgreg #
- Upon further reflection of “The Bum Bum Song”, I can’t believe I ever laughed at that. #
- ADDENDUM: A friend said “I remember laughing like a fool at that when it came out. If my kids ever did that, I’d think they were retarded.” #
- I have no immediate projects at work. As such, I’m watching the Stanford lectures on iPhone dev on iTunes U #
- Has anyone seen @Aeire around recently? #
- One time I pronounced @Aeire ’s monicker the way i pronounce @aerynea ’s. @Aeire admonished me: It’s “Eye-ree” not “air-ee”. Mea Culpa. #
- @arjunbasu I sneezed while my code was compiling. in reply to arjunbasu #
- RT @DreamOfTheRood: Ore th is following me on twitter. Internet, I have arrived. #
- OH EM GEE: @NathanFillion is tweetering. squibbles. #
- @pickledkitten MSNBC Did… if you haven’t seen their coverage, I suggest you watch it: http://digg.com/d1oiHa in reply to pickledkitten #
- RT @oreth: @pickledkitten MSNBC Did… if you haven’t seen their coverage, I suggest you watch it: http://digg.com/d1oiHa #Teabagging #
- @DreamOfTheRood Depends. Do you want to laugh or cry? I would choose the Right Wing Radio to laugh incredulously. in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
- The end of an era: Dec. 22 2003 - Apr. 15 2009. I’ll always love you as much as I did that day. #
- So… how does one cope with this kind of pain? #
- This sense of loss and emptiness? #
- Is losing a loved one to death this hard? Or is this harder, knowing they are still alive but are not around you? #
- It seems, at this moment, nothing will ever be right again. Everything is something we used to do together. #
- Forgive my melodramatic entries, I’m a bit out of sorts at the moment. #
- On a somewhat related note: These cigarettes taste like shit and depression. #
- Everytime I hear a car door close outside, I expect to see her walk through the door. #
- THIS FUCKING SUCKS #
- The prospect that she will never be there again is overwhelmingly soul crushing. #
- I find myself sitting infront of my computer, totally unaware of what is going on around me. #
- The reality has not sunk in yet. I already feel bad for me when it does. #
- I should have kissed her goodbye… but I didn’t #
- “Do I say horrible things to make it hurt less? Do I leave you with my normal evocation when we’re about to part ways? Or do I say nothing?” #
- Her Response: “I love you too.” #
- At that moment, I lost my composure. #
- When staring out of the window at your spouse’s rented u-haul. I guarantee the only words that will stand out are “ONE WAY MOVING” #
- @P3ngy regardless of the current situation, I am glad you found me on twitter. It’s been a while since we’ve been in contact. #
- @P3ngy Can’t really find a way to answer that right now… Sorry amy
in reply to P3ngy # - Huh. She forgot to delete her logs. For this I am happy. Turns out, there was possibly another guy. I feel better knowing this, actually. #
- @jessicarbrown Godaddy is pretty rad. But I like ICDSoft. $60/year, screaming speeds, but small disk space. in reply to jessicarbrown #
- @jessicarbrown Godaddy has a pretty rad PUSH TO INSTALL thing for wordpress as well as other services. in reply to jessicarbrown #
- @DreamOfTheRood Yeah I did.. I appreciate it. I appreciate everyone’s kind words. in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
- Thanks to everyone who sent condolences and commiserations. It means a lot to me. #
- Scratch the previous. She swears there wasn’t another guy. It was me jumping to conclusions. I’m sorry to those that I accused. #
- @tangokjewelry Better than this time yesterday. I just got off the phone with her. She think she made a mistake but isn’t sure. in reply to tangokjewelry #
- Her: I don’t know who I am. Until I figure that out, we’ll never work. I’m going to stay here and get a job and an apartment. #
- Me: How long do you want me to wait for you? Her: I can’t ask you to wait for me. Me: You let me know the moment you decide your future. #
- Waiting in therapists office. Was greeted by large mirror. I’m such a fatty #
- I guess this is a good of time as any to watch iPhone porn. #
- What’s the policy on public masturbation? Yes or no. #
- @KayAnders You stick is probably formatted for NTFS instead of FAT32. in reply to KayAnders #
- @KayAnders alt+space type: Disk Utility. Find the disk, format it using fat32 in reply to KayAnders #
- HEY IT’S THE FUCKIN’ INTERNET. NO FUCKIN’ WAY FUCK YEAH. INTERNET. WOO. #
- YOU KNOW HOW ONE CAN GET PISSED OVER SOMETHING SMALL? I’M PISSED OVER SOMETHING BIG. FUCK> #
- at kroger buying ingredients for a recipe @aerynea shared. the in store radio is encouraging everyone to sign on to twitter. so… yeah #
- The rqdio in kroger is now playing the original Axel F theme… minus stupid frog. #
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