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Random Firings for the week of 2009-04-26

Published by User Imageoreth [Synapse] on April 26, 2009 under Uncategorized

  • Help me twitter, I’m thinking about buying this: http://bit.ly/rkCkQ #
  • So yeah.. I bought it. Thanks to @HarperMD for pointing out the free 4gig memory card. #
  • SHIIIIIIT My camcorder shipped to the wrong address… on the phone with amazon right now. #
  • “sorry there’s nothing we can do… call UPS tommorrow” #
  • @rogerogeroger I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about but good luck anyhow in reply to rogerogeroger #
  • RT @hamburgers: Celebrating Earth Day by purchasing a large piece of red meat in a Styrofoam container eating it in my air conditioned home #
  • Groove Salad is spot on today. #
  • @DreamOfTheRood The one where they are singing about being whiny teenagers and a madman with a sniper rifle takes them out. in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
  • This is my tweet. There are many like it. But this one is mine. #
  • rt @meeshmeesh Thoroughly grossed out. There were crabs on the toilet seat at work. #

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Random Firings for the week of 2009-04-19

Published by oreth [Synapse] on April 19, 2009 under Uncategorized

  • @shinmeko Slice in half, slice around each part with knife, sprinkle on some kosher salt, eat with spoon in reply to shinmeko #
  • @goatgreg Fuck passively avoid working.. I -actively- avoid working. BOOSH. in reply to goatgreg #
  • True Story: I once threatened to take a shit in my roomate’s ramen pot if he didn’t stop taking 45 minute poo breaks in which he read novels #
  • @wilw that… uhh… that’s what she said? in reply to wilw #
  • Do you guys remember the Tom Green musical fare “The Bum Bum Song”? For some, completely unknown, reason, it’s stuck in my head today. #
  • @Fauxhammer Like… Greco-Roman style? in reply to Fauxhammer #
  • @Fauxhammer That’s kinda gay, dude. in reply to Fauxhammer #
  • @Fauxhammer That being said, if you ever wanna get naked, oiled up, and roll around on a mat for a while, I’m down. in reply to Fauxhammer #
  • @Fauxhammer But in a totally non-gay way. in reply to Fauxhammer #
  • @goatgreg Stiff was a pretty good, but nothing compared to the glorious majesty of Stephanie Meyer’s grand opus. in reply to goatgreg #
  • Upon further reflection of “The Bum Bum Song”, I can’t believe I ever laughed at that. #
  • ADDENDUM: A friend said “I remember laughing like a fool at that when it came out. If my kids ever did that, I’d think they were retarded.” #
  • I have no immediate projects at work. As such, I’m watching the Stanford lectures on iPhone dev on iTunes U #
  • Has anyone seen @Aeire around recently? #
  • One time I pronounced @Aeire ’s monicker the way i pronounce @aerynea ’s. @Aeire admonished me: It’s “Eye-ree” not “air-ee”. Mea Culpa. #
  • @arjunbasu I sneezed while my code was compiling. in reply to arjunbasu #
  • RT @DreamOfTheRood: Ore th is following me on twitter. Internet, I have arrived. #
  • OH EM GEE: @NathanFillion is tweetering. squibbles. #
  • @pickledkitten MSNBC Did… if you haven’t seen their coverage, I suggest you watch it: http://digg.com/d1oiHa in reply to pickledkitten #
  • RT @oreth: @pickledkitten MSNBC Did… if you haven’t seen their coverage, I suggest you watch it: http://digg.com/d1oiHa #Teabagging #
  • @DreamOfTheRood Depends. Do you want to laugh or cry? I would choose the Right Wing Radio to laugh incredulously. in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
  • The end of an era: Dec. 22 2003 - Apr. 15 2009. I’ll always love you as much as I did that day. #
  • So… how does one cope with this kind of pain? #
  • This sense of loss and emptiness? #
  • Is losing a loved one to death this hard? Or is this harder, knowing they are still alive but are not around you? #
  • It seems, at this moment, nothing will ever be right again. Everything is something we used to do together. #
  • Forgive my melodramatic entries, I’m a bit out of sorts at the moment. #
  • On a somewhat related note: These cigarettes taste like shit and depression. #
  • Everytime I hear a car door close outside, I expect to see her walk through the door. #
  • THIS FUCKING SUCKS #
  • The prospect that she will never be there again is overwhelmingly soul crushing. #
  • I find myself sitting infront of my computer, totally unaware of what is going on around me. #
  • The reality has not sunk in yet. I already feel bad for me when it does. #
  • I should have kissed her goodbye… but I didn’t #
  • “Do I say horrible things to make it hurt less? Do I leave you with my normal evocation when we’re about to part ways? Or do I say nothing?” #
  • Her Response: “I love you too.” #
  • At that moment, I lost my composure. #
  • When staring out of the window at your spouse’s rented u-haul. I guarantee the only words that will stand out are “ONE WAY MOVING” #
  • @P3ngy regardless of the current situation, I am glad you found me on twitter. It’s been a while since we’ve been in contact. #
  • @P3ngy Can’t really find a way to answer that right now… Sorry amy :( in reply to P3ngy #
  • Huh. She forgot to delete her logs. For this I am happy. Turns out, there was possibly another guy. I feel better knowing this, actually. #
  • @jessicarbrown Godaddy is pretty rad. But I like ICDSoft. $60/year, screaming speeds, but small disk space. in reply to jessicarbrown #
  • @jessicarbrown Godaddy has a pretty rad PUSH TO INSTALL thing for wordpress as well as other services. in reply to jessicarbrown #
  • @DreamOfTheRood Yeah I did.. I appreciate it. I appreciate everyone’s kind words. in reply to DreamOfTheRood #
  • Thanks to everyone who sent condolences and commiserations. It means a lot to me. #
  • Scratch the previous. She swears there wasn’t another guy. It was me jumping to conclusions. I’m sorry to those that I accused. #
  • @tangokjewelry Better than this time yesterday. I just got off the phone with her. She think she made a mistake but isn’t sure. in reply to tangokjewelry #
  • Her: I don’t know who I am. Until I figure that out, we’ll never work. I’m going to stay here and get a job and an apartment. #
  • Me: How long do you want me to wait for you? Her: I can’t ask you to wait for me. Me: You let me know the moment you decide your future. #
  • Waiting in therapists office. Was greeted by large mirror. I’m such a fatty :( #
  • I guess this is a good of time as any to watch iPhone porn. #
  • What’s the policy on public masturbation? Yes or no. #
  • @KayAnders You stick is probably formatted for NTFS instead of FAT32. in reply to KayAnders #
  • @KayAnders alt+space type: Disk Utility. Find the disk, format it using fat32 in reply to KayAnders #
  • HEY IT’S THE FUCKIN’ INTERNET. NO FUCKIN’ WAY FUCK YEAH. INTERNET. WOO. #
  • YOU KNOW HOW ONE CAN GET PISSED OVER SOMETHING SMALL? I’M PISSED OVER SOMETHING BIG. FUCK> #
  • at kroger buying ingredients for a recipe @aerynea shared. the in store radio is encouraging everyone to sign on to twitter. so… yeah #
  • The rqdio in kroger is now playing the original Axel F theme… minus stupid frog. #

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Random Firings for the week of 2009-04-12

Published by User Imageoreth [Synapse] on April 12, 2009 under Uncategorized

  • I was just going to pan cook some bratwurst for lunch.. but instead, decided to call up the local cajun place ANDOUILLE FTW #
  • Hey guys… what do you call a ninety-year old british man who fell down some stairs? #
  • RT @goatgreg: @oreth Reginald the man with a broken hip — the only answer i received. As such, it is the winner. There is no prize. #
  • In meeting.. Toothpick dropped the f-bomb. #
  • @shinmeko It’s…. kind of what he does. in reply to shinmeko #
  • Just listed myself in the http://localtweeps.com local Twitter directory in ZIP 75081 #
  • Stanford is offering their iPhone developement class online for free, along with iTunes U lectures: http://bit.ly/V2pP0 #
  • RE-MIX: “G TO THA IZZ-REG”… Man, that just doesn’t work for every name. @goatgreg #
  • a bit of whining: I miss my wife. She needs to come back from her fun and educational sabbatical. #
  • bad news guys.. they denied my debit card redesign… :( #
  • @goatgreg I just automatically assume that @goatboy is you. But, alas, it is not. It’s some dude just squatting the twitter name. in reply to goatgreg #
  • @goatgreg yo dawg i heard you like dawgs so we put dawgs in yo dawgs so you could dawg while you dawg in reply to goatgreg #
  • @johncaston Why did you sign off of MSN? :( in reply to johncaston #
  • Dinner: Homemade Broiled Butterfly Porkchops in a Mushroom Bacon Ranch sauce over rice. You wanna see it?: http://bit.ly/iwoWg http://b … #
  • You know what has two thumbs and is awesome? #
  • ADDENDUM: This guy. #
  • @average_d Ostrich Mignon is very awesome. in reply to average_d #
  • @HarperMD How did you do the blow up of the ohdear gif? I like the large pixelated look, but everytime I try in PS it ends up blurry. #
  • 10.81 f #
  • Yobama’s so (fly) he (has his own air traffic controllers) @WritingHannah #
  • RT @HOBdallas: All you crazy, pre-teen followers, Jonas Brothers at the new Dallas Cowboys Stadium, June 20th! http://bit.ly/RNQPX #
  • @KayAnders One time taco bell rescued me…. from not having gas. in reply to KayAnders #
  • OH NEOS TEH GHEYZ R COMIN 4 OUR BUTTHOLZE! — http://bit.ly/IqX9 #
  • ADDENDUM: Seriously, fuck NOM right in their vaginas. You know.. in the missionary position… cause that’s the only way it’s allowed right? #
  • FINALLY: BUT ONLY IF YOU MARRY THEM FIRST. #
  • Someone save me from the oppression of the Converatives. I’m in Dallas, Texas. Come quick. Meet me at The Sizzler after 9pm. Wear a beret. #
  • @DownWithPants Awesome. Just remember, during the interview, keep your pants on. It helps. in reply to DownWithPants #
  • @Ryanatmghwom I love my mac. I can’t say anything more or less about it than that. #
  • @Aeire DO NOT BE TEMPTED BY THE SAMSUNG INSTINCT. Worst. phone. ever. (Get a blackberry, or HTC) in reply to Aeire #
  • @Aeire what carrier are you looking at? G1 is really nice, but rumor has it new ones are on the horizon. Black Berry Bold is a good choice. #
  • @Aeire Jealousy freezes my already cold dark heart. Samsung and sprint have screwed me again. In the butt. Against my will. No reach-around. in reply to Aeire #
  • RT @supbro: The anticipation, Tweetie is finally coming for the Mac! Be on the look out! - http://tinyurl.com/c4afam — score #
  • Rockport (Boston Tribute Band) #coverbands #
  • @b_glad It’s cool, I’m extending your time indefinitely. So, don’t worry, I won’t tell. in reply to b_glad #
  • @neilhimself Fantastic read. My wife worked as an Author’s Assistant for a day. The author had accidentally hired two assistants. in reply to neilhimself #
  • HEY EVARYBODY PICK UR NOZE CUZ IT R #BOOGERDAY #
  • @Jenniferlaurenh I don’t watch game shows because I end up getting pissed off at the contestants for being stupid. in reply to Jenniferlaurenh #
  • @TheWhaler If only you had known, you could have celebrated WITH him. in reply to TheWhaler #
  • Whoa.. Easter’s this weekend. THAT MEANS DEVILED EGGS AND CADBURYS #
  • I headbutt people as a salutation. #
  • RT @b_glad: What the fuck is this Star Trek: Enterprise opening theme? This is dumb as shit. No wonder I never watched this series! #
  • @b_glad This is the same thing I said the very first episode. I never watched another one. in reply to b_glad #
  • Car had a flat. broke bolt when removing tire. got a tow to shop. was witnessed to by tow driver. have not eaten all day. #
  • choices are: salami sticks, poptarts, vanilla zingers, cheezits. i have only 75 cents… gotta makr it count… which one… which one… #
  • so far, it has been suggested i either get cheezits or poptarts, and a sexy biker chick had propositioned me. #
  • the poptarts are frosted strawberry… worst. flavor. ever. Cheezits it is. #
  • @jolohrman thry are like small twinkies with frosting both in and on them #
  • these neon orange crackers are not nearly as tasty as my inner-teenager remembers them to be. #

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Random Firings for the week of 2009-04-05

Published by User Imageoreth [Synapse] on April 5, 2009 under Uncategorized

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