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• Today, I purchased Pokemon Platinum while out at Fry’s. I am 27. The lady at the counter asked my wife “Does your son like Pokemon?” FML #
• RT @radharper: I can touch the rim of that basketball hoop. Watch! #
• @wooper for a few reasons. 1) it gives quick context. 2) Tags are searchable and linkable. 3) Because they are cool, dammit #tagquestions in reply to wooper #
• I created a “Hello World” iphone app this afternoon. Objective-C’s syntax is crazy bizarre. TF2 tiem nao pees owt #
• @goatgreg I was wrong about the sprays they do have to be converted useing VTFEdit #
• @goatgreg You’re the one who ragequit this weekend because you said you hated me so i don’t feel bad. #
• MY NAME IS @johncaston AND I LIKE TO EAT BOOGERS YAY #
• rt @highfours n a meeting w/ energy drink guy. my Bro Alert is screaming like its batteries are low. — hahahahahaha #
• @morriquende I bought it… i don’t know why. I was overwhelmed by a need to catch them all, yesterday. #
• QUICK DECISION: Taco Bell or Hot Pocket for lunch? YOU HAVE 1 MINUTE TO DECIDE THE FATE OF MY LUNCH, TWITTERONIA #
• @Fauxhammer I am a fatty, I cannot exist off of bits alone. PLEASE REPHRASE YOUR ANSWER #
• @TheWhaler I am a fatty… calories are not of any concern. in reply to TheWhaler #
• @Fauxhammer Don’t be part of the problem, Be part of the solution. SUGGEST AND ALTERNATIVE. TELL ME WHAT TO EAT, INTERNET! in reply to Fauxhammer #
• @TheWhaler Subway! $5 sammiches. I’ve been wanting Subway recently. in reply to TheWhaler #
• THANK YOU INTERNETS & espesciall @TheWhaler SUBWAY IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO! #
• @Fauxhammer om nom nom in reply to Fauxhammer #
• You have steered me wrong, internet. Subway is packed. Corporate lunchtime for the lose. #
• Meatball or Italian B.M.T.???? Decisions decisions….. #
• It’s like an explosion of taste in my mouth. (The Subway sammich, not @Fauxhammer ’s lunch suggestion) #
• I got the BMT… totally worth it. #
• 7 Years ago @ CompUSA: Lunch time! Go to food court. Come back to break room. Play pokemon on GBA. #
• (edit: that was actually 8 years ago) #
• Today @ Corporate Job: Lunchtime! Go to subway. Come back to desk. Play Pokemon on DS. #
• I have a mancrush on Set Rogen #
• I have a mancrush on Seth Rogen #
• @vyeshi to be cliche: I don’t need no stinkin’ badges. #
• 80% Chance of sever thunderstorms tommorrow. SWEET. #
• @rogerogeroger I see what you did there. in reply to rogerogeroger #
• Subway for lunch again… om nom nom #
• You guys remember the thing I said about thunderstorms today? Well, it didn’t happen. LAME. #
• @Aeire sleeping with cake = sweet dreams? in reply to Aeire #
• @TheBuzzard ironically? #
• @TheBuzzard Hate for Nic Cage vs Love for Alex Proyas. in reply to TheBuzzard #
• @TheBuzzard Nick Cage was awesome in Face/Off. That’s the last movie I enjoyed of his. (Save for Lord of War) in reply to TheBuzzard #
• @TheBuzzard Didn’t ever see Weatherman, but Matchstick Man was pretty fantastic in reply to TheBuzzard #
• @Fauxhammer I don’t know what you’re talking about but it sounds fuckin’ exciting. in reply to Fauxhammer #
• RT @TheBuzzard: jesus christ i still cant believe knowing was actually good — I can’t believe I’m reading those words #
• Hey tweeps… wanna chat with me? http://bit.ly/rWb6n #
• @beatlefan1983 baseball sucks #
• @beatlefan1983 AVADA KEDAVRA! in reply to beatlefan1983 #
• @futtigue @OldSchoolGamer I’d be the Sega 32X. Best Battle Hummingbird Simulator around. BOOSH #
• @HarperMD I named my “friend” in Pokemon “Doucher”. in reply to HarperMD #
• Beastie Boys now don’t you let the beat…. mmmmmmmmm droooop?! #
• @BJackCity Lame. in reply to BJackCity #
• @goatgreg Jail break that mother humper. in reply to goatgreg #
• http://noahstokes.com/ BOOSH #
• @Aeire Allows you give quick reference to tweets. Instead of saying “Watching the baseball game and… “, you just tag it #baseball in reply to Aeire #
• @Aeire You can also later search for those tags easily, as well as see what others said about the same topic. in reply to Aeire #
• @wooper Uggggh. I want tornado warnings #
• @BJackCity You fail at linking things #
• @HarperMD #OnLive #Phantom I’d agree, except it’s already got games running on it. in reply to HarperMD #
• @HarperMD You’re the one.. who is… impossible to get.. into … my house? in reply to HarperMD #
• Wife is leaving on a 2 week writing/hiking sabbatical tomorrow; in 6 years we’ve been together, we’ve not spent more than 2 nights apart. =( #
• @AshWeaver Arkansas in reply to AshWeaver #
• @jaycubed @harpermd which mongolian are you eating? in reply to jaycubed #
• @Aeire <3 in reply to Aeire #
• Modern Warfare 2 is gonna own peace #
• @WebVixn I’ve been asked to create an HTML email template for sending out newsletters and renewal reminders. Any suggestions/resources? in reply to WebVixn #
• @WebVixn I’m a web application developer. I have been told to create a template. However, I might be able to modify a free template. in reply to WebVixn #
• RT @TheWhaler: http://tinyurl.com/dhwczz BABY MANATEE —- :3 #
• . @krisstraub and @cwgabriel are currently discussing the finer points of Hells Kitchen. Chef Ramsay is hard core. #
• Things that are not edible at Golden Corral: Sliders and Pizza #
• Things that are extra tasty at Golden Corral: Tuna Salad and Black Eyed Peas #
• Addendum: Stay the fuck away from the tacos! #
• @HarperMD it’s a fun enough uphone game for tye price. If youve not played the DS version, I’d say buy it. #
• @aerynea I am mostly in agreeance… save for their banana pudding. However, given the fact we were near the airport, choices were limited. in reply to aerynea #
• Welp. I dropped her off at the airport about 45 minutes ago. House feels empty. #
• @wooper My best pokemon is like… level 16 budew in reply to wooper #
• Is psyduck a good pokemon to train to level 50? What about Shinx? oh god i don’t even know my pokeymanz any moar. #
• @wooper I’ve got a lvl 12 starly and I picked Chimchar (level 13) in reply to wooper #
• @wooper <3 Budew in reply to wooper #

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• Over the weekend I watched the entire first season of 30 Rock as I’d never seen it before. I am now in love with it. #
• @KayAnders #SodaVsPop UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH in reply to KayAnders #
• My new MacMini is on the truck, waiting to be delivered. #
• Wife just informed me that my MacMini has arrived at the house <3 #
• FLIP SIX THREE HOLE #starshiptrooperquotes #
• @HarperMD are there any “Listen Online” options for Luminous Orange? in reply to HarperMD #
• @HarperMD Ugh.. no myspace at work in reply to HarperMD #
• I tried 5 Guys Burgers and Fries this weekend. It was fantastic. However, the trip there is not worth it every time I want a burger. #
• ADDENDUM: What-A-Burger will suffice #
• @KayAnders … Mustard Snorting is actually a sport in some highschools :crossarm: in reply to KayAnders #
• @KayAnders Bring your own mustard? in reply to KayAnders #
• OH @ Work: HI IM CALLING ABOUT THE M41-A LOADER COUPON THAT CAME WITH MY RIFLE #
• OH con’t: I’LL BE USIN’ MOSTLY FOR HUNTIN’ PIGS #
• @KayAnders there are no words. in reply to KayAnders #
• @rogerogeroger 13 if you cound the 3DO you are using as a book end in reply to rogerogeroger #
• @rogerogeroger you make me feel old. I still have my original run NES in my closet that was purchased New in the Box at Toys R Us in reply to rogerogeroger #
• @oreth Oh.. i mis-read that. I thought you said “daddy” instead of “buddy”. Scratch my previous statement in reply to oreth #
• @goatgreg I was born just after Mario’s debut in the video game world as he tried to save the girl from that damned ape, Donkey Kong. in reply to goatgreg #
• ADDENDUM: He was known as “Jumpman” back then #
• Mac mini… I think I screwed myself. Don’t have mac keyboard. Tried to install xp w/ bootcamp. Accidentally used upgrade cd. Can’t eject. #
• @morriquende Hapy Birfday! #
• @wooper Is Charlie your pet or your room mate? in reply to wooper #
• @wooper My cat once pee’d on my bed while I was in it. He found that stairs are much easier to maneuver if one is punted with great force. #
• @goatgreg it’s humid and high 80’s today. I am glad I am indoors #
• @wooper It was an aparment. But yes, there are houses with stairs in Texas. They usually have live-in <strike>servants</strike> staff. #
• I could stand to see more drawings of Tinkerbell in lascivious poses. #
• @rogerogeroger I seriously suggest against it. I have sprint, and they are WAY harder to deal with. AT&T was always kind to me. in reply to rogerogeroger #
• RT @jolohrman: Going into work early so boss can go to court. Testifying against some douche who tried to walk away with $100 in deodorant #
• @OldSchoolGamer 3) NBA Jam 2) Sonic and Knuckles 1) Toe Jam and Earl in reply to OldSchoolGamer #
• @rainnwilson Your face is a “nerd sheep”. Wait… did… I think I did that wrong in reply to rainnwilson #
• UNNNNNNNNNG I NEED TO GET TF2 WORKING ON MY MAAAC #
• Ana Ng and I are gettin’ old and we still haven’t walked in the glow of each other’s majestic presence. #singalong #
• @Dean_life I’ve heard Crossover works well for TF2 in reply to Dean_life #
• 9400M. I do want to setup boot camp, but I’ve got to find a retail copy of xp or something. #
• @johncaston is being mean to me. Someone tell him to stop #
• PUSH NOTIFICATION FUCKIN’ FINALLY! #
• BACKGROUND APPS IN 3… 2… #
• PLEASE REMOVE LAST POST IT WAS IN ERROR #
• @HarperMD Is that like a Hootie Blowfish? in reply to HarperMD #
• @Westernwizard I imagine God said the same thing when designing your face. in reply to Westernwizard #
• @HarperMD Sounds boring. and probably as unappealing sexually as humanly possible. in reply to HarperMD #
• @HarperMD there will be copy-paste… they have a “text-selection” api now. in reply to HarperMD #
• MAH IPHONE HAS DIABETUS! #
• @harperMD It’s like sex. You start with something fascinating, next you tease for a while by, then BLAMMO all over her face. #
• @HarperMD I’ve got a torrent box setup at home with remote access. being able to paste a link would be nice. in reply to HarperMD #
• MY IPHONE HAS DIABETUS: Now with laffo pic goodness: http://twitpic.com/26smn #
• You’ve gotta love a browser with a sense of humour when it fails: http://twitpic.com/26uce #chrome #
• A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “Why the long face?” #dumbjokes #
• ADDENDUM: And the horse says “Because I’m an alcoholic” #antijokes #
• 45 minutes till 5 and I’m close to falling asleep at my desk… #
• RT @WebVixn: I believe the Shuttle and the International Space Station are hooking up RIGHT NOW! — BOW CHICKA WOW-WOW #
• ADDENDUM: Oooh baby. I wanna couple with your docking station and let my little astronauts in. #
• I used to like making conversations really awkward when I was young. IMPORTANT INFORMATION: I really was adopted #
• ADDENDUM: Person A: “You look a lot like your mom!”; Me: “Really that’s weird. I was adopted.” #
• @HarperMD This might be the best and weirdest tweet I’ve received today. in reply to HarperMD #
• RT @HarperMD: An hour early. Going to lay in the grass and play the ocarina app. Also Jamba Juice. #
• Installed CrossOver and then TF2… .t hings work great #
• I’m workn on my first iphone app: OS 3 has the ability to add a “rumble feature”. I present to you “iVibe” personal massager for the iPhone. #
• @tangokjewelry YOU’RE THE REASON THAT MY DAY IS SURREAL. NO WONDER I’VE BEEN SINGING VEGGIE-TALES. #
• @GearboxSoftware Are you guys going to be doing another round of focus testing? I really enjoyed doing it earlier this year. #
• SO ANY WAY I WAS LIKE “NO WAY” AND SHE WAS LIKE “TOTALLY WAY” AND… oh crap, i left my speaker phone on again. #
• All I want to do at this moment is pew pew some TF2. I got it installed on my mac using Crossover. Runs beautifully. #
• Hey guys.. got a favor to ask you. Send a tweet to @AshWeaver wishing her a happy birthday GO GO GO DO IT! #
• @AshWeaver happy birthday! #
• @goatgreg I’m really enjoying the game in reply to goatgreg #
• @goatgreg I’ve narrowed down my “core classes” to Pyro, Heavy, Medic, and Soldier. Depending on the situation, I feel useful with 1 of those in reply to goatgreg #
• Do men have periods? http://bit.ly/T7Gc5 #
• work it. make it. do it. makes us. #
• @DannoHung Python is my favorite language. in reply to DannoHung #
• ADDENDUM: that last tweet was worthless is the worst way. Should have just posted “me too!” #
• Reaction to Dragonball Evolution trailer: heh #
• Hey #Dallas tweeps. Who wants to get fuckin’ PLASTERED and go see Dragonball movie on April 8th #
• I understand the pope’s position concerning condoms, but teaching condom use is much more effective than preaching “No has teh sex kthxbai” #
• Addendum: Geez I’m sorry. His Holiness is The Pope not ‘the pope’. #
• @OldSchoolGamer Super Mario Brothers on NES in reply to OldSchoolGamer #
• I can’t wait to accidentally stalk Angelina Jolie #
• Why is this happening? http://twitpic.com/28e59 #CrossOver @jparshall #
• YELLOWBIRD WILL FUCK YO’ SHIT UP! —> http://tinyurl.com/c92dg6 #
• @neilhimself I am here because I once read a story you wrote and enjoyed it immensly. Also, I wish to be a part of your “rabid fanbase”. #
• @OldSchoolGamer Metal Gear Solid . It’s the only one I ever owned. in reply to OldSchoolGamer #
• @OldSchoolGamer The PS1 came out about the same time my father was rallying against EVIL VIDEO GAMES. in reply to OldSchoolGamer #
• @rainnwilson It’s actually a “syndrome”. Photic-Sneeze Reflex, also known as ACHOO syndrome http://bit.ly/Jwmf in reply to rainnwilson #
• everybody message @johncaston and tell him happy birthday. If you feel like being lewd or vulgar today, now is the time to do it #
• @johncaston HAPPYBIRTHDAY YOU DICK SHITTING JIZZ QUEEN! #
• RT @Fauxhammer: My anime tribute to Space Bat: “SUPER FLYING HERO SUPAISUBATTU: I Now Have The Power To Make MY Deams Come True!!” #
• Superbat Anime’d: http://twitpic.com/29znx @fauxhammer #
• @Fauxhammer everything i do; i do it for you. :aldo: in reply to Fauxhammer #
• It’s Friday.. That means the next 2 days will be full of TF2 and iPhone Dev #
• @Aeire I hope you mean books that have things you have created in them. in reply to Aeire #
• @hamburgers HUNGRY HUNGRY CATAPILLAR OM NOM NOM #
• @Fauxhammer You lost me at Splenda. Also: Because of you, I now want a burger, and yet I will have to be dis-satisfied with my Hot Pocket. #
• #FollowFriday @Aeire ; @Fauxhammer (cause he’s a bad enough dude to save the president) ; @hamburgers (for when you’re totally burgin’) #
• My Office Suite Neighbors, The Texas Workforce Commission, has hired armed guards due to economic strife. #
• ADDENDUM: I think it has less to do with financial difficulties and more to do with Chuck Norris wanting to be President of Texas. #
• FINALLY: THIS IS ALL OBAMAS FAULT. #
• @Fauxhammer @hamburgers After going to Five Guys last weekend, I have decided that What-A-Burger is my favorite burger place. Red Robin: 2nd in reply to Fauxhammer #
• Now When it comes to envy; all is green: Jealous of the rhyme, and the rhyme routine. Another dimension new galaxy - Intergalactic Planetary #
• ATTN TWITTER: I did -not- have a hot pocket for lunch. I had What-A-Burger FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! #
• This guy had sex with his student: WITH LAFFOS PIC http://bit.ly/9B9W6 #
• ADDENDUM: I think I found a new forum avatar #
• I need a funny TF2 spray that says “I’m gonna fuck yo shit up” but also says “HAI GUYZ DIS IS FUNY RITE?” #
• ADDENDUM: I might use @FauxHammer ’s Spaisubattsu for this purpose #
• I created a TF2 Spacebat (SUPAISUBATTU) Spray (thanks @Fauxhammer ) http://twitpic.com/2acvy #
• ADDENDUM: Have I killed the joke yet? #
• @Aeire She’d make a plan and she’d follow through that’s what…. Waitaminute, sorry. Got Kate Beaton mixed up with Brian Boytano. Mea Culpa in reply to Aeire #
• @goatgreg I dunno. we’ll find out when i try to use them. Why, what did you have in mind? in reply to goatgreg #
• @goatgreg As i understand it, TF2 will accept 256×256 jpgs as sprays. So crop and cut, unless you want transparencies. Also: JEDI TIGER RAR in reply to goatgreg #
• @goatgreg transparencies do… I THINK. I’ve never used a spray but research suggests as such #
• Fallout 3 has ruined the mood music at Olive Garden. I continuously expect Three Dog to give me updates about the Kid from Vault 101 #
• I’m eating a coconut. I’ve never had one before. #
• WHITE STRIPES FUCK YEAAAAAAH! #
• IZ CAN BE TF2 TIEM NAO PLOX? #

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• @Aeire I love Punch an’ Pie. Thank you in reply to Aeire #
• GUILTY PLEASURE: Jack in the Box’s terriyaki bowls #
• THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER: Mint Flavored Toothpicks #
• @DavidGallaher your last two posts have sexual overtones. in reply to DavidGallaher #
• @DavidGallaher I “uploaded” some “files” to your mom’s “root directory” last night. It was quite sexy. in reply to DavidGallaher #
• i am now, officially, addicted to TF2 #
• My wife just said “Well, why not buy a mac mini?” And you know what? I just might :3 #
• Thanks @HarperMD for a lot of useful information about mac minis. Sorry for the abrupt sign off, i recieved an AIM error from Digsby. #
• @mindofchester the chicken is actually Soylent Green #
• @jaycubed I use Tweetdeck in reply to jaycubed #
• @HarperMD does the iphone kindle app have text to speech as well? #
• RT @popcap_games: Peggle for XBLA releasing THIS Wednesday (3/11)! #
• Addendum: no nonoNONONONONONONONO! I HAVE NO FREE TIME LEFT NOW. DAMN YOU PEGGLE ON XBOX 360 #
• uuuuuuuuuugh. I can’t keep my eyes open today #
• @morriquende Do what they used to do in the old west. Shoot it to put it out of its misery. in reply to morriquende #
• RT @goatgreg: Let me say this to anyone who is depressed: At least you’re not on fire. #
• @goatgreg you have brought a deeper sense of meaning to my life this morning. Thank you. #
• Jimmy Fallon got to play with a Palm Pre on the late show. #
• ADDENDUM: That guy is a total assclown #
• Team Fortress 2 (http://blippr.com/b/ac0b): After having played for a week, I am completely and utterly in love with this game. It’s fun … #
• @goatgreg while i find myself thinking about TF2 strategies during the day, no game has ever hooked me as hard as Peggle has. in reply to goatgreg #
• @jolohrman my steam id is…. oreth in reply to jolohrman #
• @Jenniferlaurenh inconspicuously trip them.. “OOPS. MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T BE RUNNING AROUND IN LIBRARY” in reply to Jenniferlaurenh #
• @HarperMD Tweetie has the possibility of foul language due to twitter users. Buy the app that lets you jiggle a woman’s breasts instead. in reply to HarperMD #
• Do people still use the term ‘hyperlink’ normally? #
• is it just me… or does it feel very… TeamFortress2 in here today? #
• @estebankielbasa I…. I love you. #
• my new mac mini has been ordered. #
• @goatgreg it’s still heavily effectying me as well. 7am and no sunshine? What is going on in reply to goatgreg #
• @hodgman yes. you better. #
• @goatgreg did not like 69 Love Songs album. Is there a better, or more popular, one? #
• @goatgreg I can’t recall. I listened to it all the way through once, and never really came back to it in reply to goatgreg #
• RT @johncaston: Saw a dead homeless guy last night… It was not as funny as I’ve always imagined it would be :-/ #
• @murena It’s not a “didn’t like” but a “wasn’t grabbed by” in reply to murena #
• @HarperMD I would like to see something politically random. Maybe a reaction piece to Chuck Norris wanting to be President of Texas. in reply to HarperMD #
• @HarperMD I blew a guy for enough MS points to buy Peggle. in reply to HarperMD #
• @HarperMD gamertag is “oreth lecroix” I play on live on occasion, but mostlu use it to send nut-shots with my XBOX Live Cam #
• My MacMini took off from China earlier this morning. I did not know I was going to be receiving a sexy little Asian by mail. #
• ADDENDUM: I hope she and I can get over the language barrier. #
• The only correct word to describe a soft drink, in general, is SODA. Anything else is wrong. #
• @hamburgers I can’t follow @SKYTANK he blocked me. #followfriday in reply to hamburgers #
• @TheWhaler this isn’t a late-19th century saloon. in reply to TheWhaler #
• @Kandria wrong. in reply to Kandria #
• In Texas at a restaurant: “Coke please.”; “What kind?” “COOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE. COCA-CLASSIC!”; “Will Pepsi be fine?”; “Mountain Dew Please ” #
• RT @e_n: @oreth Check out page 5 of this .pdf http://tinyurl.com/ctzbsg — SODA vs POP Spectrograph #
• @e_n pot stickers om nom nom in reply to e_n #
• @HarperMD Alarm Song: “Final Countdown” or bust. in reply to HarperMD #
• I have the theme to excitebike stuck in my head. Raise your hand if you ever played the original on NES. #
• RT @e_n: @oreth Hand raised, play excitebike and others here: http://tinyurl.com/anvkhd — oh sweet childhood memories… #
• zxzxzzzzxzzx #
• this is all @e_n ’s fault. I’m gonna get fired now thnx. #
• @HarperMD “Pop” is what a misogynist threatens to do to a woman if dinner isn’t on the table by 6:00 p.m. in reply to HarperMD #
• @johncaston My Balls -> Your Chin in reply to johncaston #
• @Fauxhammer “Can you please provide me with a list of the refreshing tonics your fine establishment serves?” in reply to Fauxhammer #
• Ever wanted your Caps Lock key to capitalize a block of highlighted text instead of inline? I made: capsBlock http://bit.ly/d2vd #capsBlock #
• Highlight some text, press capslock, and BOOM all caps. Want to toggle capslock like normal? Shift + Capslock http://bit.ly/d2vd #capsblock #
• #followFriday @harperMD #
• Don’t date a girl who smokes Marlboro Reds. Welcome to Texas. #sxsw ( @giovanni ) #
• @johncaston YOU SHALL BE THE SERVANT BOY. in reply to johncaston #
• @johncaston IT IS MADE OF POO AND WEINERS in reply to johncaston #
• @HarperMD I’ll try to get an applescript with similar functionality up by next weekend in reply to HarperMD #
• @HarperMD If quicksilver is anything like Launch (I recall that it is?) you should be able to mod it to do something similar to capsBlock in reply to HarperMD #
• s/Launch/Launchy/ #
• ugh.. returning to my normal avatar… i hated looking at my face everytime i posted… probably more than you did. #
• Ahhhhh… much better. #
• Hey mac users…. #Adium is about to drop a major update.. including AWESOME twitter abilities: http://bit.ly/16DYu7 #
• RT @morriquende: I want everything Vince Offer sells. #
• ADDENDUM: Agreed. I’ve already got my ShamWOW! #
• @tangokjewelry It’s a yawning bunny in reply to tangokjewelry #
• @tangokjewelry Yeah, with a few photoshop filters and color manipulations to make it look a bit more… surreal in reply to tangokjewelry #
• @tangokjewelry The original http://bit.ly/Dsx6 in reply to tangokjewelry #

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• TNT has a LotR marathon today. and, as many times as I’ve seen it, it’s still pretty :awesome: #
• @wilw The Doctor Manhattan Project? in reply to wilw #
• @Aeire stop teasing us. We want drama and comedy…. dramedy, if you will. And we want it now. in reply to Aeire #
• OH @ work: CHUCK E. CHEESE IS THE BEST BIRTH CONTROL #
• Ms. @TheWhaler has on a pashmina afghan. I wonder… is it nautical themed? #
• Hey guys: What’s the term for when you do nothing but stay in bed and spank it to internet porn? #
• ADDENDUM: I called Highschool: Senior Year #
• hahahaha @JenniferHilaryA (who ever she is) thinks I’m a jerk. @oreth thinks her opinion is of no consequence… at all. #
• ADDENDUM: Sorry, channeled Radiohead there for a moment. #
• Statement Redacted: @JenniferHilaryA is one groovy chick. Am… am i doin’ this right? #
• @HarperMD You don’t know how hard it is being a student, man. It’s like I gotta go to school, and then later smoke pot with some guy named J in reply to HarperMD #
• @HarperMD Think you can cut me some slack man? Like you could give me a one-on-one at 4:30 right after reggae band jam at the student Union? in reply to HarperMD #
• @jolohrman oh shit. my bad. in reply to jolohrman #
• @jolohrman The Bee King… All our bees are belong to him. in reply to jolohrman #
• HOLY FUCK I HATE SETH MCFARLANE THE ONLY THING THAT CAME OUT OF HIS BRAIN THAT WAS WORTHWHILE WAS THE ORIGINAL RUN OF FAMILY GUY #
• RT @tangokjewelry: @oreth No, please tell us how you really feel! LOL #
• Fine then. I hate Family Guy. It’s one long set of gimmicks after another with no real substance and American Dad continues to be evertrite. #
• This day already needs to be over #
• @blurrymystr Soul Coughing. Jesus… that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time. #
• RT @levarburton I am apparently very “retweetable”. You know what to do now right? #
• oʎ ʞɔɐɥʍ ǝq ʇıɥs sıɥʇ ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ #
• @cwboyer Currently in the market for a new machine: Thinking about getting “LinuxOpen” from http://www.psystar.com and upgrading processor and ram #
• Mr. @krisstraub is riffing on today’s xkcd. Infact, Mr. Straub’s short is way better than the actual comic today. And not nearly as creepy. #
• rt @TheWhaler krisstraub being funnier than randall munroe? Is that really all that surprising? — oh snap #
• ADDENDUM: is it ok for me to use “Oh Snap” ? am I too old/white/fat to do so? #
• “I’m giving up Facebook for Lent” just doesn’t have the same kinda of… weight to it as the more -dire- sacrifices do. @ericaustinlee #
• Sometimes, when I waiting for code to compile I…. : Grab my crotch and sing Billy Jean #
• Sometimes, when I waiting for code to compile I…. : Pose my stikfa in lude positions #
• @HarperMD the first good news concernint TR2N #
• @TheElemak Nooooooooooooooooooooooo #
• @cwboyer I’d probably punch a kitten… because those fuckers piss me off. #
• @ericaustinlee #Lent exactly. in reply to ericaustinlee #
• I pull unshaven hair from my chin. It is a compulsion. I’ve started carrying my zippo with me, not to burn it off, but to use as tweezers. #
• I’ve been playing TF2 for all of two days now. And all I can think about at this moment “I CAN’T WAIT TO BUILD ANOTHER SENTRY” #
• Beatles: Rock Band dropping September 9th! from Kotaku: http://bit.ly/xSLq #
• @chexforever @therealchex I feel like one of you is real and the other is a robot imposter. WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT?! #
• oh hey did i mention… BEATLES ROCK BAND FUCK YEAAAAAAH! #
• Isn’t Phish like … Stoner Rock? #
• great… now everyone thinks I’m an uneducated bonehead. Thanks Twitter and @phishhampton @phishtwit #Phish #
• @enderbean21 Purple monkey dishwasher #Phish in reply to enderbean21 #
• #Phish fans are rabid. #
• @b_glad was this rulitude of “Batman: The Animated Series” ever in question? #
• Ally Sheedy was in the PSYCH season finale. #
• ADDENDUM: Ally Sheedy is still not that hot. In fact, it could be said that she’s down right “eeeeuuuggch”. #
• FINALLY: Except for in Breakfast Club. She was the cute crazy girl. Until they “dolled” her up. Then right back to “eugch”. JUDD NELSON \m/ #
• I might possess that which the kids are calling a “Ghetto Booty”. Where can I find information regarding this serious medical condition? #
• @Kandria It’s the internet. swear all you want, no one cares. #
• @TweetContest 23 in reply to TweetContest #
• @levarburton Smoke-Free for 2.5 months. I quit using an e-cig. I highly suggest owning one for when a craving hits. in reply to levarburton #
• Today, I promised myself I wouldn’t leave work till this project was done. I have about 5 more hours to go and it’s already 4:30pm. FML #
• it’s nearly 7pm and i’m still at work. ffuuuuuuuuuuuuu #
• you know what’s great about being the last one at the office? I CAN SAY FUCK AS MANY TIMES AS I WANT TO! #
• going to Watchman at the IMAX tonight. Excited, but I don’t know why. I hate comicbook movies. #
• Pidgin (http://blippr.com/b/a773): I’ve never had a good experience with pidgin, or its predecessor GAIM. Memory hog and GTK base makes … #
• SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT WATCHMEN. SERIOUSLY, I’LL GO SEE IT TONIGHT I PROMISE JUST… SHUT… UP… GOD #
• Firefly - The Complete Series (http://blippr.com/b/a774): One of the most played DVD sets in our home. It’s the epitome of Whedonism. #
• RT @HarperMD: Fuck. #
• @satanspogostick I’m not a big fan of Angel or Buffy, but Firefly was just good fun. in reply to satanspogostick #
• @highfours I think that mean that you smell good but have a chalky texture. in reply to highfours #
• I just accidentally my code file. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck #
• RT @HarperMD: #tsdot could also mean Top Sexual Deviant on Twitter, but I’d rather be into cock-rings and ball-gags than Laissez-faire. #
• rt @HarperMD My safe-word is “proletariat rule by democratic reforms” #tsdot — I don’t even know what that -means- but it sounds kinky. #
• @Aeire There’s a little hidden used book store in Midland, Texas named Ms. B’s. The smell alone drives me back there. in reply to Aeire #
• Do you ever just.. not give a fuck? #
• RT @jcaston83: So! I walked/followed Tina Fey home last night. Even with a can of mace she is ADORABLE! I LOVE YOU TINA!! #
• FUCK YOU GUYS TYPING IN CAPS IS AWESOME #
• I haven’t seen an episode of 30 Rock, but people tell me it’s good so I guess I’ll watch it or something. #
• Watchman @ IMAX in 45 minutes. Dqllas traffic is taunting me. #
• IMAX.. All seats taken save for first two rows. #
• Out of movie at taco place… Fanboys gushing… Me rolling eyes. #

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• I woke up in such a good mood this morning and… Man… this is the first time in a long time i’ve had a #fuckyeahmonday #
• My wife and I share a mutual birthday which happened to be yesterday. She got me a bangin’ Hohner Blues Harp in C. It has an awesome sound. #
• I set her up her own business for her freelance writing. Website, web hosting, business cards: The Works. She seemed pretty stoked. #
• @tangokdesign IN COMMUNIST RUSSIA JACK WORKS IN JOB HE DOESNT WANT AND JILL WAITS IN BREAD LINE in reply to tangokdesign #
• @tangokdesign Are you saying that Modern America = Communist Russia? … *dials Joe McCarthy* in reply to tangokdesign #
• Meeting tiem nao #
• @HarperMD David Lynch…. Coffee? Like David “Best part of waking up is surrealism in your cup” Lynch? in reply to HarperMD #
• @HarperMD That website looks like Trent Reznor and Salvador Dali dropped acid and had a love child. in reply to HarperMD #
• RT @shinmeko: CEREAL WITH A FORK, go~ #
• @ericaustinlee Fully-Justified text is typographical anarchy. in reply to ericaustinlee #
• @ericaustinlee Truly justified text, like newspapers use, causes letter spacing to become arbitrary and makes it hard for us to read fluidly in reply to ericaustinlee #
• @ericaustinlee Due to lack of unique line indicators, the eye is more likely to lose it’s place, leading to reading-comprehension errors. in reply to ericaustinlee #
• @hamburgers @e_n the dude has like, 20/20 hearing. in reply to hamburgers #
• Hearing Obama say, “You ain’t mah bitch, nigga. Get yo’ own damn fries!” was worth waking up for: http://bit.ly/CussinObama #
• A Reuben Sandwich or a late model Pinto? Which one?… WHICH ONE?! #
• @scarymask I think that’s wack #
• #overheard@work Mr. B: “My son’s xbox got the 3 rings of death.” | Toothpick: “WHAT?! IT RINGS LIKE A TELEPHONE?!?!?!?!” #
• @DavidGallaher Hey, my brother is a pooeater… er… i mean… proofreader! #
• PROTIP: I don’t actually have a brother, but @DavidGallaher doesn’t know that so #
• Everyone knows that in recessions, beef is the first thing to go. @DownWithPants #
• ADDENDUM: This is due to the fact that bovines normally very lucrative portfolios and stock options. #
• FINALLY: When the market crashes, it’s not un-herd-of for cattle to push their way to the front of the line at slaughter houses. #
• PS: Wait, wouldn’t that make beef -more- abundant? Heffer-Logic is really more of a philosophical topic than that which I normally pursue. #
• Regardles.. mmmm @hamburgers #
• Shrove Tuesday! Also Known As (AKA): Pancake Tuesday. Everyone go to IHOP for a free Small Stack! #
• @goatgreg rt @jolohrman I will now recreate Tim Horton’s Waffle breakfast sandwhich from home! Stand back! This could get ugly. #
• @rogerogeroger only if today is OPPOSITE DAY in reply to rogerogeroger #
• Addendum: but then by declaring that today is “Opposite Day” wouldn’t it, in fact, not be? #
• @rogerogeroger It appears that I have been bested by you, once again. #
• ugh @supersonic_fail does the backwards smilies too… oh god.. what’s going on? #
• @tmaduri Well.. i -had- some Mentos, but… I ate them? in reply to tmaduri #
• Pot: It’s kinda like rolling Bob Ross up and smoking him. #
• @enderbean21 You know that happy silly feeling you get when you watch Bob Ross? Pot is kinda like that. in reply to enderbean21 #
• So the question on the table: Does Pot + Bob Ross + Paczki = Best Fat Tuesday Ever? #
• ADDENDUM: I will have to rely on one of you for the answer, as two of those items I cannot procure at this time. #
• Hey Barbie! <Hey Ken!> Wanna go for a ride? <Sure!> Hop on in! #SingAlong #
• @omgcorrine I quit smoking around Christmas. For a while, I used an e-cig to help get over it. I haven’t even puffed on it for over a month. in reply to omgcorrine #
• @hamburgers is a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world. Life in plastic, it’s fantastic! #SingAlong (this is retribution for BananaPhone last week) in reply to hamburgers #
• RT @jolohrman: http://twitpic.com/1o147 - Success! Eat it Tim Hortons! #
• @hamburgers get’s knocked down… but he gets up again, you’re never gonna keep him down! #SingAlong in reply to hamburgers #
• RT @e_n: I have a strange craving for pancakes…hmmmm #
• Mr. @e_n must not know that today is universal pancake day. (I’ve come to understand that, in a pinch, paczki will do just fine too) #
• I own a pair of Sennheiser HD280 Pros. They are like aural sex. #ProductPimp #
• Had Pancakes at IHOPs #PancakeDay for lunch. They were free, but the cost of saying “Nope; not donating” to a Shriner is a heavy one indeed #
• ADDENDUM: I might be a heathen, but IHOP’s “Buttered Pecan” syrup is the dog’s bollocks. (That means “The Shiznit” to our British friends) #
• RT @enderbean21: lets just legalize pot already, there are no good reasons left for keeping it illegal #
• ADDENDUM: I tried to come up with an ironically racist comment about legalizing pot, but none of them seemed in good taste. WYTE POWR! #
• Head Cold is gooooooooooooooooooo*hack*haaack*ooooooooo! #
• This shit be bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S. #Garfield Minus Garfield: http://tinyurl.com/ab7jbz #
• Mother do you think they’ll drop the @tweetbomb ? #
• @HarperMD For the essay portion, draw the Fail Whale in reply to HarperMD #
• @giovanni if Palm Pre uses Javascript… does that mean we’re gonna be able to use JQuery on it? #
• @WebVixn Sole Proprietorships? in reply to WebVixn #
• @WebVixn Domestic Entrepreneurial Endeavour? in reply to WebVixn #
• @WebVixn “Home Office” sounds like a section inside of a Best Buy in reply to WebVixn #
• @WebVixn “Non-Commuting Workplace” in reply to WebVixn #
• @WebVixn “Domestic Financial Engineer” in reply to WebVixn #
• PANCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES #
• @WebVixn My wife is a writer and works out of the home. I call it “an office that has great coffee” in reply to WebVixn #
• Best “Citation Needed” Ever: Wookiees can load their bowcasters with both standard and explosive-tipped quarrels.[citation needed] #
• @tweetbomb #
• @TweetContest Scovie Award for Best Condiment in the Nation in reply to TweetContest #
• Ok.. Be honest you guys… How many of you actually did forget about Dre? #
• It appears that @goatgreg might be Straight Outta Compton, While @enderbean21 is prolly Straight Outta Orange County #
• @enderbean21 fine fine… you play it hard… but are you ready for The Next Episode? in reply to enderbean21 #
• Guys.. Javascript/Actionscript makes me happy in my coding pants :3 #
• RT @omgcorrine: Thought i was getting pulled over. Did not. — Worst Feeling in the World #
• ADDENDUM: Aside from when your Dad, while on his death bed, tells you he was never proud of you. That one kinda sucks pretty hard too. #
• FINALLY: Or when you realize that you’ve worn your shirt backwards all day and no-one had the decency to tell you. #
• PS: People are jerks =/ #
• @wilw And those that aren’t honest will continue to be so? in reply to wilw #
• hoam tiem nao bai #
• @omgcorrine sorry i will be more attentive in the future. in reply to omgcorrine #
• Sprint is about to fuck me hard.. I can feel it. #
• Oh man.. this is going to be fun.. I will post the log when I’m done #
• @Dean_life at work, i’m currently creating an interactive map of canada from the ground up in flash and ActionScript 3. It is… so much fun in reply to Dean_life #
• Deer Twitter: Sprint is fucking me #
• Obama Speech in 3… 2… #
• Hahaha… People are cheering Supreme court justices like sports stars #
• Oh.. Wait… She had cancer #
• Ruth Ginsberg, I apologize for my insensitive comments #
• The guy announcing people sounds really funny to me. #
• Hillary is still schmoozing the attendees. The other secretaries are like “Hurry up already!” #
• Ass side note: wolf blitzer <3 #
• That funny sounding guy is the Sgt. at Arms #
• Am I the only one who squees everytime Obama enters a room? #
• Better hurri this along Mr. President… Leverage starts in 50 minutes. #
• What did those envelopes have in them? Footnotes? Monetary reimbursements? … candy? Whatever they were… I want one #
• First “Bill Pullman in Independence Day” moment of the night. #
• Hahaha John Kerry was all like #
• @tangokdesign We placed the catfood on the bathroom counter where the dog can’t reach it. in reply to tangokdesign #
• New Trend: I have found myself listening to talk radio on the way to work this week. -Sports- Talk Radio. PROTIP: I’m not a big sports guy. #
• @Shortpacked I… don’t know what that means but… is… is that legal? in reply to Shortpacked #
• ADDENDUM: Huh… perhaps ebaying a shot of one’s breasts is a lucrative way to make money. #
• FINALLY: what’s the going rate for moob pics? Thinking of setting reserve at $25. #
• No.. no nononono! Gore Verbinski is -NOT- allowed to make a new movie version of Clue. The 1985 version was perfect. http://bit.ly/1aq40K #
• Bobby Jindal can’t get no love. Everytime he comes on all I can think is “Mr. Rogers goes to D.C.” #
• OK, twitter, I seriously gotta get some work done. #
• Boy… You’re gonna carry that weight; carry that weight a long time! #SingAlong #
• @tangokdesign there’s plenty of us out there who can help if you need it. in reply to tangokdesign #
• @tangokdesign HTML is fairly easy. There’s very minute amount of “logic” that goes into HTML. It’s mostly just memorization. in reply to tangokdesign #
• Man, i am getting SPAMMED with follows today #
• HEY GUYZ DID U NOE U CAN MAEK MONIEZ 4M HOAM?! CLICKZ HEER 2 FIND OUT HOWZ! #
• Ugh… twit-spam #
• @tangokdesign that’s what -she- said. in reply to tangokdesign #
• Horrible? or Ironically awesome? http://twitpic.com/1oqwf :Limbaugh Punching Obama via Office Space: #
• RT @xanzippa: I passed my b level paper which means I can continue to my examination paper! FINALLY! #
• @xanzippa congrats! in reply to xanzippa #
• please could you stop the noise, I’m tryin’ to get some rest; from all the unborn chicken voices in my head. #SingAlong #
• #whatimwearingtoday http://twitpic.com/1oru3 #
• new twitter avatar. #
• ADDENDUM: It’s not very flattering is it? =/ #
• RT @e_n: I would really like to hear more from @AwkwardConvo !!!! #
• #FreeStuff Free T-Shirt: http://bit.ly/12TqN6 | Free Gun Safety DVD: http://bit.ly/C3hi5 | Free Doggy Treats: http://bit.ly/vCNIw #
• #FreeStuff Free Stain Removal Pen: http://bit.ly/OQDGx (Thanks Hobomodo! ) #
• @hamburgers #TacoBell ? #belltwit #FuckBell in reply to hamburgers #
• Oh… right… Canada. I didn’t know you guys had cell phones. I figured everyone just sent messages via beaver. @hamburgers #
• ADDENDUM: “Whoa.. is that the Nokia Beaver2000? I’m still stuck on my Beaver 1K” #
• FINALLY: “I hear the Nokia Beaver 2000 has an improved interface which means you don’t get bitten as often.” #FuckBell #
• PS: “Get Wireless Internet on your Nokia Beaver 2000 by using the #FuckBell Lumberjack add in.” Canadian Bacon. Maple Syrup. Flapjacks eh? #
• @hamburgers I think I got all the stereotypes in there… did I miss any? #
• RT @e_n: @oreth Hockey… — Dang I missed one #
• @hamburgers #FuckHockey — I nearly choked on my Mountain Dew. Thank you. in reply to hamburgers #
• @hamburgers that is… it was a combination of your tweet and your avatar #
• Ahhhh.. Beautiful noise: http://simplynoise.com/ I like red/brown noise at 10% #
• Rocketeer… FUCK YEAAAAAH! #
• A gentleman that is a member of a community I’m a member of died in a house fire to day. His name was Mike Waddell. http://bit.ly/2IEly #
• How does that even happen? #
• Condolences go out to the Waddell family as well as Mike’s extended family #Forumopolis #
• @supbro Jealousy courses through my veins in reply to supbro #
• This video is for Mike: http://tinyurl.com/dhploo #
• February Birthday Celebration today at work. You guys know what that means, right? #
• RT @supersonic_fail: @oreth **lots of cake? #
• @supersonic_fail I was going to give away a prize for guessing, but you won @tweetcontest yesterday so. in reply to supersonic_fail #
• @supersonic_fail that’s not really a philosophy I subscribe to in reply to supersonic_fail #
• @supersonic_fail but who’s gonna post random songs all day in your stead? in reply to supersonic_fail #
• Red Velvet Birthday Cake for me #fuckyeahthursday #
• @rogerogeroger It was Sunday. However, it wasn’t just my birthday, my wife and I have a co-birthday in reply to rogerogeroger #
• I was going to go to Quizno’s for lunch with my free coupon but…. http://bit.ly/yPfSK (Quizno’s Refusing to Honor coupons) #
• Vader is Luke’s father #spoiler #
• Jesus Died #spoiler #
• (he comes back later though so don’t worry) #spoiler #
• It -was- the Butler #spoiler #
• If you like spoilers follow @zomgspoilers #spoiler #
• RT @rogerogeroger: Just got approved for my new apt! #fuckyeahthursday #
• Mr @HarperMD has ordered some David Lynch coffee. I am curious to know how it is. #
• @HarperMD So.. you’re saying it has more composition that…. Mullholland Drive? in reply to HarperMD #
• @mindofchester 27/M/Condi Rice’s Vagina in reply to mindofchester #
• @TheBuzzard It was. It was a study in utter surrealism; completely non sequitur; and I’ve never gotten it out of my head. #MullhollandDrive in reply to TheBuzzard #
• @jaycubed is having a total #fuckyeahthursday in reply to jaycubed #
• @TheBuzzard #Gearbox Nah… We played a pre-alpha build of Badlands. I think that’s all I’m allowed to say #
• Maybe it was actually called Borderlands? fuck i don’t remember. #
• Mullholland Drive would not a good coffee make. #
• @scarymask Anthropomorphic Ninja Beaver in reply to scarymask #
• @scarymask QCF Punch = Maple Syrup Hadoken in reply to scarymask #
• @Aeire I need to know more about this. in reply to Aeire #
• If tragedy should ever befall me, I have given permission to my friends at #Forumopolis to login to my account and post for me, posthumously #
• @neilhimself is walking his dog in snow. It is nearly 90 degrees here today. Fuck Texas Weather in reply to neilhimself #
• @boxdog http://tinyurl.com/632hcv in reply to boxdog #
• RT @jcaston83: The Obamas need to just nail two birds with one stone and get a dog that can fix the economy, DONE — hahahahhaa #
• @rogerogeroger I dunno who Amanda Palmer is… but I know who killed Laura Palmer. in reply to rogerogeroger #
• Man… I miss Twin Peaks and X-Files. Fringe is a’ight, but it’s just not the same. #
• @morriquende I told you… Novacaine Lollipops would never make it big. in reply to morriquende #
• @e_n You bite your tongue! U2 did not exist after Joshua Tree in reply to e_n #
• #followfriday @zomgspoilers Fake Spoilers #
• @rogerogeroger Never listened to them… can you recommend a track or two? in reply to rogerogeroger #
• RT @hamburgers: @e_n @oreth Can we all just pretend that U2 do not and never have existed? Let’s add the Tragically hip to that list. #
• @hamburgers @e_n seconded. in reply to hamburgers #
• @enderbean21 me, duh #
• RT @dadarria: http://twitpic.com/1q8bi - I’m not even remotely sorry about this. LORD OF THE SNUGGIE! #
• RT @jcaston83: Why send a T-800 to kill Sarah Connor when you can send a advanced model. crazy liquid metal > old crap robot, WTF! #
• NERD @jcaston83 #
• Freebirds… Fuck Yeaaaaaaaaah! #
• I fucking hate walmart #fuckyoufriday #
• @KayAnders It works! #
• UUUUUUUUUUUUUGH I HATE YOU OLD LADY UPSTAIRS #
• Singing along to the music at the grocery store: A new low. #
• Never sneak up on a man who’s been in a chemical fire. #

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