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• @HarperMD •plays taps on his harmonica• :patriot: in reply to HarperMD #
• rt @tangokdesign would you rather give up sex for two weeks or the internet for two weeks. Which would you go without? #
• @tangokdesign I’d slit my wrists first kthx #
• “Your car payment was due on the 14th (a weekend) it is now the 16th (First business day after payment was due) WHARS OUR MONEY!?” x2 @work #
• Why the FUCK are you calling me at work and asking for a payment that’s technically, one day past due? I paid it on Friday. STOP CALLING ME. #
• HOLY BALLS I’M PISSED OF #
• sorry for twitter spam. I’m using Mibbit’s twitter client, and it’s kinda hard not to just type and hit enter #
• Alton Brown is my food hero. #
• i cannot wait to get my hands on the palm pre’s SDK. want #
• I read something last night that made me sad. Super Soaker is re-releasing the original neon Super Soaker 50! For the 20 year anniversary #
• @tangokdesign I disagree… Fallout 3 cured my boredom for a month #
• ADDENDUM: It also curbed my appetite, my sex drive, and my will to do anything but play Fallout 3 #
• @tangokdesign 360. If your son is young and you don’t want him hearing prolific uses of the word “fuck” then don’t heed my advice. #
• @tangokdesign The ESRB has rated Fallout 3 is rated M (for mature) due to drug use, violence, and language. #
• @tangokdesign However, I rate it A (for AWESOME) because it is, infact, awesome. #
• Devs: What music do you listen to while writing Code? Recently, I’ve reverted to a my fall backs: Radiohead and Sigur Ros #
• @tweetcontest rawr #
• @HarperMD I don’t know how to answer that question. I’m gonna go with “Maybe” #
• @HarperMD I did it. Best thing I’ve ever done with my eee. in reply to HarperMD #
• Made a pastrami/corned beef sammich a with provalone for dinner… Needs some mustard #
• @Shortpacked it is funny you made that connection… I thought the same when I saw Demetri’s “Person” a year or so back. in reply to Shortpacked #
• AIM is being retarded this morning #
• I had a dream I was fellating Billy Zane last night. Best. Dream. Ever. #
• ADDENDUM: By changing the last name to Mays, the dream would have been an intirely different experience. #
• @ericaustinlee Whoa whoa whoa… Theology of Food? Where can I get a copy of this in the states? #
• @TheWhaler me on the right http://neuron.chasesdream.com/images/oreth/15.jpg #
• @Aeire I’ve thought about advertising on punchanpie.net but I don’t have anything to advertise, other than how awesome I am. #
• @so_clear #whokilledlaurapalmer #
• @so_clear Black Dahlia? #
• @so_clear then why the clue “No wonder I have no “h” in my name ” ? #
• Oh shit scientists have succesffully cloned velociraptors. #
• ADDENDUM: We are so fucked #
• PROOF: http://tinyurl.com/ohshitraptors #
• rt @TheWhaler @oreth I did the first icon during lunch. http://tinyurl.com/cnvwoz #
• @TheWhaler Awesome.. thank you very much #
• i know i’m late to the party, but The Lonely Island’s “Incredibad” album is pretty fantastic #
• Prince on a Segway on a T-Shirt; http://tinyurl.com/cesmn9 #
• #Prince is both cool and not all at the same time. #
• @b_glad It is always time for Fallout 3 #
• @HarperMD Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. Thank you… I hate your roomate now #
• Does anyone remember the songs “Heaven is a Half-Pipe” and “Teenage Dirtbag”? These songs were popular when I had my first job. #
• rt @rogerogeroger i think i just made a connection between CLI enthusiasts and BDSM enthusiasts. #
• @rogerogeroger actually, it just accured to me you could mean any of the following: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CLI please specify #
• @jkrums your link does not work #
• @cheald A google for “mobile_fu” brings up alot of ambiguous results. Care to explain further? #
• http://dinosaursfuckingrobots.com/ is -exactly- what it sounds like #
• @enderbean21 So… Crazy Awesome? #
• rt @TheWhaler @dadarria break a labia can’t wait to see the show! #
• @TheWhaler o.O #
• @tangokdesign i hear ram’s piss cleans screens really well. #
• I’ve been practicing my harmonica recently, once you figure out how to make just one note come out, everything else is easy. #
• ADDENDUM: John Popper <3 http://tinyurl.com/574yh4 #
• Guys… Digsby’s been kinda barftastic the last few days… I need a light-weight MSN client.. any suggestions? #
• rt @cheald http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2248328.ece is my personal hero. #
• @cheald How do you feel about the Palm Pre and it’s XML/CSS/Javascript api? #
• @cheald @giovanni et al are holding a Pre dev camp here in dallas around launch time. Considering going to it. #
• @TweetContest Kristen, aka @kidcraft #
• @MoonlitSystem huh… i have never seen that before… i can’t use it at work, but i’ll defeinitley check it out at home #
• ADDENDUM: #bitlbee #
• @mindofchester I assume you are using “busting a nut” here, meta-metaphorically, and not truly metaphorically. #
• ADDENDUM: That sentence didn’t even make much sense. It, however, did make Meta-Sense. #
• I’m a mother pheasant plucker. I pluck mother pheasants. I’m the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker to ever pluck a mother pheasant . #
• @TweetContest I love The Office in reply to TweetContest #
• @TweetContest Dumb question. too many great ones. in reply to TweetContest #
• @tangokdesign Simply tell them that you’ve basically run out of new places in the house to have sex and you need a change. in reply to tangokdesign #
• ADDENDUM: Then look wistful, smile, and mention something about the banister. #
• @HarperMD Tell it to get a job :deadpan: in reply to HarperMD #
• @TweetContest Dwight, duh #
• @HarperMD What kind of pencil does one receive for their birthday from the Jewish Studies department? in reply to HarperMD #
• @HarperMD ADDENDUM: happy birthday in reply to HarperMD #
• @tangokdesign Nah.. just bill them as “Accent Markers”. Home buyers LOVE that word. in reply to tangokdesign #
• @HarperMD Does it at least smell like chocolate when you rub it? in reply to HarperMD #
• @Aeire Sigur Ros in reply to Aeire #
• @b_glad not as much as you’ll love BLOW PENS! in reply to b_glad #
• @satanspogostick Welcome to my world =| #
• @TweetContest http://tinyurl.com/cms572 Sponsor a contest in reply to TweetContest #
• @HarperMD Just imagine: “You got chocolate scent in my pencil!” : “You got pencil in my chocolate scent!” Two great things together at last! in reply to HarperMD #
• @HarperMD I am buying these & handing them out at work… UNIRONICALLY http://tinyurl.com/bzxc3x in reply to HarperMD #
• ADDENDUM: ok.. maybe… maybe a little ironically #
• @ericaustinlee #Fringe Can’t get enough of it. in reply to ericaustinlee #
• SKETCH IDEA: Classic Vampires who hate new sparkly vampires. in a “Jets (west side story) vs. The Cryps” old school beat down. #
• I wore my shirt inside out all day today. No one told me. FML #
• Web Designers: How, in the hell, do I create a transparent gif that only has text that can work on multiple color backgrounds? (no PNG) #
• @DavidGallaher Craaaaaaaap. I’ve actually got work to do today. You can’t just DO that to me, man. http://www.gwscomic.com #webcomics in reply to DavidGallaher #
• @Jenniferlaurenh *looks around to make sure no one’s watching* woop woop in reply to Jenniferlaurenh #
• @hamburgers thanks for mentioning banana phone. I shall now commence destroying that part of my brain via “DO IT YOURSELF” lobotomy. #
• Mr @SKYTANK has blocked me from following him because I compared him to Hitler. To be fair, it was a pretty good comparison. #
• @chucklasker #Tweetdeck ? in reply to chucklasker #
• @Aeire out of everyone I follow on twitter, you are the most randomest. Purple Monkey Dishwasher. in reply to Aeire #
• @chucklasker Tech Crunch has a list of popular twitter apps perhaps one will work for your needs? http://tinyurl.com/bopu6c in reply to chucklasker #
• RT @rainnwilson: I’ve always been jealous of people who can spin their pens 360 degrees in their hands. #
• RT @Aratheos: Why isn’t escalator technology advancing much these days? #
• @HarperMD I shall learn Mr Blue Sky on harmonica and play it on your birthday next year in rememberance #ELO in reply to HarperMD #
• Anybody remember “Rocko’s Modern Life”? It was the only thing on Nickelodeon I could stand watching, and I watched it every time it was on. #
• Addendum: Salute Your Shorts was pretty great too +/ #
• @cheald Not only is it “kickin’ rad” but it’s also Tubular with a side of Gnarly…. TO THE MAX! in reply to cheald #
• @VDiscipulo Been doing that for the past 2 weeks now… And I am tired of it. in reply to VDiscipulo #
• @VDiscipulo I’m @ 320 & been trying to eat better. yogurt for breakfast, tuna for lunch, and a sammich for dinner. Sunflower Seeds to pad. in reply to VDiscipulo #
• RT @tehsuck: #followfriday @arjunbasu - short stories in 140 characters or less. Awesome. #
• 43 minutes until the weekend. The wife has something “special” planned for tonight. I always sleep well on “special” nights. #
• @rogerogeroger You’re forgetting the most important thing about the 360: Verbally abusing people on XBL in reply to rogerogeroger #
• @VDiscipulo I broke my scale last time I weighed @ 320. It turns out, scales don’t withstand blunt force trauma so well; neither do walls. in reply to VDiscipulo #
• @VDiscipulo And that’s where the failing is. in reply to VDiscipulo #
• @rogerogeroger @goatgreg Verbally abusing people who/while playing Rock Band? in reply to rogerogeroger #

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• @b_glad not nearly as unironically horrible as Everybody Loves Raymond #
• @b_glad #Raymond is the worst syndicated sitcom in the long sad history of sitcoms in reply to b_glad #
• Mondays are the fuckin’ worst. #
• #MondaySucks #
• Fallout3 continuously makes me happy #
• @Aeire You can’t be grumpy. Here’s a picture of a cat with some words on it: http://www.mibbit.com/url/F4cIuE #
• I hate looking at recent tweets and seeing people make passive-agressive political snipes #
• ADDENDUM: I hate looking at my twitter feed and seeing myself making passive-aggressive snipes at passive-agressive politcal snipers. #
• Did I just passive-aggressively snipe myself? #
• ADDENDUM: “This word… I do not think it means what you think it means.” [image] http://www.mibbit.com/url/2lKcNS #
• @HarperMD That was actually targetted at @giovanni #
• @hamburgers depends on what you do for a living. I, for example, am a circuit pugilist. As such, Chili Cold Blood is good work ambience. #
• Full moon tonight. #
• ADDENDUM: this could possibly account for my ululatory behaviour. #
• Question: Do you ever get giddy when you use an uncommon word or variance there-of like ‘ululatory’? I do. I get so excited I piddle. #
• CONFESSION TIME: I have listened to the first 1.5 #TWILIGHT series books…. of my own volition. #
• ADDENDUM: My wife had to cut the noose down before the EMT’s would try to resuscitate me. #
• FOLLOWUP: You know how people cut themselves just to see if they still feel pain? Stephanie Meyer is my razor blade. #
• rt @dadarria My mom just joined Facebook. I think I’m gonna cry. #
• @dadarria time to find a new hangout. #
• ADDENDUM: Consequently, this is the same reason i stopped hanging out on 4chan. #
• I propose that @Michael_Bay remakes Surf Ninjas! CAVEAT: Tone Loc, Ernie Reyes Jr. and Rob Schneider reprise their roles. #
• @tangokdesign did he win? #
• Javascript: Closures rock your face. #
• Javascript + Processing? Can it be done? #
• Obama’s news conference is pretty fantastic. It’s been a while sense we’ve seen this kind of open question format. #
• @so_clear #Skype is an all around fantastic app. Do it. #
• @morriquende Obama totally dodged the question from Bloomberg. #
• @barackobama is pretty smooth infront of the camera. This is what a president really is, kiddos. #
• ADDENDUM: Yes. I watched Reagan and Bush Sr. on tv when I was a kid. #
• @Aeire I am not afraid to admit that. #
• @morriquende @Aeire If you need me, I’ll be in the angry dome #
• @morriquende Is that like Thunderdome? #
• @morriquende After some research, I have learned that I did not pick up on your obscure pop-culture reference… twice. #
• @ScottMonty Would you really want them to? Cows are kinda jerks. #
• @rogerogeroger ICBW? Inter-Continental Ballistic…. Weasel? #
• @tangokdesign it’d be weirder if you didn’t #
• @giovanni What’d you think of the Presidential News Conference last night? #
• @netcitizen Listening to someone commentate a #cricket game is alot like listening to a grown-up version of Dr. Seuss #
• @marcipan Michigan actually runs on a 23 hour day. Each hour is an additional 3.8 minutes longer than the rest of the nation. #
• @marcipan (It’s so local advertisers have more time to sell cars during Heroes) #
• th| s it just me.. or is reddit the politically Conservative version of Digg? #
• @netcitizen the words seem so bizarre to me. I’ve watched a few cricket matches, and I never have ANY idea what’s going #
• @netcitizen We’ve got BBC and a few mainstream Asian and Middle Eastern channels #
• Come follow me on blippr! http://blippr.com/profiles/823 #
• Mibbit (http://blippr.com/b/a264): IRC, Twitter, and Yahoo Messenger service all in one easy to use place. Custom smilies, color schemes … #
• µTorrent (http://blippr.com/b/a265): The only torrent client worth downloading. Add to it the remote web interface and the ability to ad … #
• Tweetie (http://blippr.com/b/a266): The best Twitter app for the iPhone/iTouch. Location awareness, auto-upload to twit pic, url shorten … #
• TweetDeck (http://blippr.com/b/a268): An Adobe AIR twitter app that does everything, and does it well. Except for memory management. Thi … #
• Komodo Edit (http://blippr.com/b/a269): This is my “go-to” app for all things code related. Syntax highlighting and autocomplete: works … #
• @cheald It’s been a while since i’ve hit blippr. I love the newest changes and the twitter integration #
• chrome (http://blippr.com/b/a26a): This has become my web-browsing work horse. The “create application” feature is fantastic, especially … #
• Gmail (http://blippr.com/b/a26b): I forward all of my work email to my gmail account, which then propagates down to every mobile device … #
• Fallout 3 (http://blippr.com/b/a26c): I… can’t say enough positive things about this game. In depth game play, amazing soundtrack, and … #
• digsby (http://blippr.com/b/a26e): It does what it does well. However, it’s got some stability issues and is a bit of a memory hog. The … #
• Start Killer (http://blippr.com/b/a26f): This program does exactly what it advertises: and it is wonderful. Mix this with Launchy, and y … #
• Launchy (http://blippr.com/b/a271): Launchy has completely changed the way I navigate my computer. Alt+Space brings up launchy, and I st … #
• whoa #
• sorry for the twitter spam, folks.. Been playing over at @cheald ’s brainchild: http://www.blippr.com sign up.. add me as a friend. rt #
• Firefox (http://blippr.com/b/a272): It’s my “go-to” browser for web developement. With tools like FireBug, it’s a must have for javascri … #
• Twitter (http://blippr.com/b/a273): I am addicted to twitter. I love it… LOVE IT. #
• Do you guys ever read the “profiles” of people who are following you? #
• man… I am having SERIOUS problems typing today.. .let’s try this again. #
• follower @twittergator uses the word “tweeps” in his background image. #
• ADDENDUM: This offense to my literatural senses makes me both cry and appreciate the evolution of the English Language. #
• @3pop I’ve not noticed it. I use it all the time for everything… Launching apps, doing calculations, controlling itunes… it is my #1 app #
• @so_clear likes to make her smilies backward… like so (: #
• ADDENDUM: It confuses me everytime. #
• @mindofchester @so_clear #Best_In_Show is one of the greatest dry humour movies of all time #
• @mindofchester @so_clear “God…. Loves….a Terrier!” #
• Guys… Chris Brown did the right thing… retweet this if you’re down #
• #Chris_Brown: what was he supposed to do!? She was dissin’ on him! He has street cred to uphold! #
• overheard at work: THE DEMOCRATS HAVE REALLY FOULED UP #
• /clear #
• “And they are trying to socialize medicine!” *gasp* #
• @3pop I’m sorry but it appears all available cowbells are being used to treat wilferelus midriftus: A fever whose only cure is more cowbell. #
• GENIUS MARKETING SCHEME: We get some keds, put Ted Danson’s face on them. Tagline: “Put your Danson shoes on.” #
• ADDENDUM: We put Christopher Walkens face on some Vans.. “Put your Walken shoes on.” #
• FINALLY: We put Queen Anne’s face on some loafers.. “These are my Boleyn shoes.” #
• Hey guys… #Shortpacked is a pretty great webcomic.. if you aren’t reading it, then i feel sorry for you. http://www.shortpacked.com #
• Is it normal to be given a can of coke and a glass of ice in restaurants and then be charged $1.75 for refills, or is Texas just fail? #
• A guy named @wolff99 just followed me on twitter. If this guy is posting ironically, it is the best thing ever. #
• EXAMPLE: rt @wolff99 Although my being became light in eternity, I remained by a touch of a moment. #
• that’s some zen master level 999 shit, you guys. #
• ADDENDUM: #wolff99 Master Roshi called, he wants his twitter account back, yo #
• UGH: I just made a Dragonball Z reference. As such, I just seriously fucked up my karma. #
• @Jenniferlaurenh I miss tornados… tornadoes?… goddammit Quayle #
• SCORE! Tonado Watch in the DFW area. #
• @Jenniferlaurenh I was born and raised in Tornado Alley… It’s like a game a game of roulette; a deadly adrenaline pumping game of roulette #
• @Jenniferlaurenh no damage to my house… only to my psyche. #
• @Jenniferlaurenh that is, tornado(e)s have always fascinated me. We used to live in Lubbock. Tornado Central. #
• @Jenniferlaurenh it’s a rabbit. Found a picture of a boy holding a rabbit haphazardly, i cropped the rabbit’s face and modified it. #
• @Jenniferlaurenh #creepy_rabbit it’s supposed to be #
• For dinner: meatloaf in its purest form: Cold Leftover Sandwich. #omnomnom #
• @tangokdesign hold down the play button for ten seconds. in reply to tangokdesign #
• @tweetbomb oh god there’s that word again. #
• HD Television is amazing. The clarity and sharpness of the picture continues to astound me. #
• ADDENDUM: The channel I watch the most in HD is also the most needlessly HD channel: Food Network. #
• FINALLY: Seeing an up close shot of a tomato being cut open in HD is at once both amazing and perverse #
• Just got to a midway point in #Shortpacked . It’s good… real good. Two Words To Describe It: RAMPANT LESBIANISM #
• ADDENDUM: you will all read it now: http://www.shortpacked.com/ #
• sorry i’ve been quiet today twitter…. work and all… You understand, right? #
• @ShortPacked is occasionally on the far side of geeky. I dig the characters, but I really don’t get alot of the comic/cartoon jokes. #
• ADDENDUM: I’m Batman. #
• Is it true that all little girls want their own pony? #
• WEB DEVELOPERS: Question: ASP.NET 2.0 using VB or Death? #
• iTunes: I see you’re a \m/etal mood.. Here have some Blind Guardian… me: *rocks out*… iTunes: Next Up… The Carpenters… me: D: #
• @DannoHung Why would a grown man want a pony? #
• ADDENDUM: I can think of a few reasons off the top of my head. #
• FINALLY: Pervert =/ #
• @mindofchester Before Viewing Trailer: Tarantino <3 … After: ugh… what? why is there shitty butt rock in my Tarantino trailer. fail. #
• ADDENDUM: I love WWII History.. but the movie ideas are all played out #
• FINALLY: We need a new world war so we can have new World War movies #
• POST SCRIPT: Bush was the only hope we had of getting new World War movies… and now he’s gone =( #
• @tangokdesign In my experience: Menopause and Pregnancy are, biologically, two different things… so… i’m gonna go with ‘No’. #
• Addendum: But then again I don’t have intricate woman bits… so… #
• FINALLY: But if I did, I would <censored by the Association for Family Friendly Browsing> #
• Ok guys… I want to buy a beginner’s concertina…where do I begin? #
• ADDENDUM: It’s like a small accordian #
• FINALLY: Concertina players get MAD chicks #
• Wow… Concertina.org is a website dedicated to concertinas. I love you internet. #
• ADDENDUM: In a friend like way. #
• FINALLY: Maybe one day we’ll both get drunk at a party and make out, but it really won’t go further than that. #
• @blurrymystr I will try to modify my online behaviour to more closely resemble that which you think it should be. in reply to blurrymystr #
• So… we’ve got #fuckyoufriday on fridays… I think we should have #fuckyeahthursdays #
• I HAVE A BANANA AND A PEPSI MAX #FUCKYEAHTHURSDAY #
• Jaoquin Pheonix is the world’s greastest fake poster since Andy Kauffman #
• Mama. oooh. Didn’t mean to make you cry If i’m not back this time tommorrow Carry on carry on As if nothing really matters #FUCKYEAHTHURSDAY #
• Only wanted to see you underneath that purple rain #fuckyeahthursday #
• If Bohemian Rhapsody and Purple Rain don’t get you pumped, then #getthefuckofftheinternetthursday #
• @tangokdesign #illmakeupwhateverthehelliwantfebruary #
• If you aren’t reading @Aeire ’s Punch an’ Pie, then your life probably has no meaning. http://www.punchanpie.net #fuckyeahthursday #webcomic #
• Apologies to both @Aerie and @Aeire for getting the spelling wrong. #
• @chucklasker Got an ipod touch/iphone? Check out the Tweetie app. Yeah, it costs a bit.. but totally worth it #
• #fuckyeahthursday has turned into #mehday #
• rt @michael_bay What am I doing? I’m crushing walnuts with my butt cheeks, that’s what I’m doing. You should really knock next time. #
• Stayed home today. #
• rt @so_clear anyone know the rap song where this guy rapes his mom without knowing it was her? its stuck in my head but i forgot the name #
• @so_clear we… uhh… can’t hang out anymore. #
• Watching four weeks worth of Leverage… Having a blast #

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• Sunday Breakfast om nom nom http://mtile.us/oreth #
• @e_n I love Groundhog Day. Alas, my wife hates Bill Murray. #
• Watched the Superbowl last night. First time I’ve ever really got into a sporting event. #
• I wish footballs were made of bacon. #
• rt @WritingHannah If I could wave a magic wand and become a ____________ I’d do it in a second. #
• @WritingHannah movie director #
• @tangokdesign I take credit cards to #
• @tangokdesign where ever ID is not required. #
• @morriquende #Snuggie ironically or…. #
• I have had many one sided conversations with @wilw I don’t think he’s paying attention to me #
• @wilw is supposed to be a nice guy but he doesn’t write back. @SKYTANK is a better friend #
• @morriquende is it really that nice? I considered getting one, but I don’t think they come in “Jabba the Hutt” sizes #
• @wilw i made that mistake… my wife was all like “WHO KEEPS TEXTING YOU AT 2AM?” and I’m like “Wil Wheaton <3″ #
• Ned, I would love to stay here and talk with you… but I’m not going to. #
• It is time… It is time, whoa… It is time for stormy weather. #
• Rock me joe #
• If man is five…. #
• Hope everything is alright…. #
• on that talks like Doolittle :3 #
• I live cement, I hate this this street. Give dirt to me. I bite lament. This human form where I was born; I now repent. — caribou! #
• REPENT! #
• We’re chained. #
• coy koi #
• Overheard at work: “I’m just crunchin’ my junk.” #
• Most awkward moment of the superbowl: http://tinyurl.com/bzjr4l #
• @e_n fuck yes tacos #
• @boxdog I’m a ba NA na #
• @tweetbomb man, i’m so glad you asked that, cause I totally want to bomb some tweeters today #
• Bananas = Awesome. Reese’s Pieces = Awesome. If my calculations are correct, I’m about to create an awesome singularity. #
• @adamhirsch @Tweetbomb sent me. #
• Hey, Bungalow Bill! #
• @tangokdesign excuses are for politicians #
• @e_n my nick name in highschool was “Chunk” #
• @tangokdesign Good morning! #
• Someone on the Heroes writing staff is a Fallout 3 fan, methinks #
• @so_clear I’ve not had AUTHENTIC pocky, but the black seasame stuff makes me so happy. #
• @so_clear If you pocky lasts more than four hours, please consult a physician. #
• @so_clear People hate me working here cause I’m so… me =| #
• @coastcoastam LOL WHITLEY #STRIEBER.. Communion was the most unintentionally hilarious book I’ve ever read the dust jacket of. #
• @mindofchester #Tweetie is awesome. The only thing it doesn’t do is cache tweets. #
• @TweetContest I want it #
• @tehsuck that is teh suck #
• @mindofchester i am slightly arroused. #
• @TweetContest Just Be. #
• i know i won this one #
• rt @jkrums Why Doing Things Half Right Gives You the Best Results http://ad.vu/3jqi #
• @jkrums That article is so very specific to a few things that are going on at work right now. Thanks. #
• “Credit Cards Don’t Accept Penis” http://tinyurl.com/6vgddh (slightly NSFW… (there’s a stick figure drawing of a penis, lawlz) #
• rt @Aeire New Punch an Pie up at http://tinyurl.com/dnf5gs WOOP WOOP WOOP #
• A ? for Web Designers: Is there a term for what we, as designers, excpect our users to be able to do? Xample: “Expectation of User Ability” #
• @morriquende Being QA, is there a term for what you expect your end users to be able to do without constant coaching? #
• @wooper : the same question #
• @elijahmanor is there a term for what we, as developers, expect your end users to be able to do without constant coaching? #
• @morriquende I’m working on a proposal that says that we can’t cater to the low-end of the bell curve, as they won’t be the ones returning. #
• @morriquende The higher-ups are asking me to do ridiculous design-breaking things to cater to the “WHAT IS THE MOUSE?!” crowd. #
• @morriquende … We… don’t have a QA department. #
• @morriquende That is… we are, individually, each our own QA =/ #
• @morriquende Which is why I’m writing this proposal. #
• No soap, radio! #
• @Aeire I once told a girl “I am here to burgle your patties” via text message. Does this count as proper usage? #
• @Aeire Meatloaf or Tacos. #
• @Aeire Wait… scratch that. Meatloaf -and- Tacos #
• @Aeire Third Times the Charm: Meatloaf Tacos #
• DO eat Wasabi Peas. DO NOT put Wasabi Peas in your nose. #
• If nose/wasabi pea breach is imminent, be sure to have plenty of water ready. #
• @astyanax83 How does Saints Row 2 compare with Mercenaries 2? #
• Wife: The 360 keeps coming on randomly. Me: uh oh. Wife: nm puppy was playing with controller lol #
• As much as I hate my Samsung #Instinct phone, it still works perfectly after the wife ran over it this morning. #
• @bethtohumans #tweetbomb #
• @Dean_life What am I supposed to do? @TheElemak peeled a banana… WITH HIS FEET! #
• @TweetContest tobacco industry #
• @Aeire My grandma used to read those. She called them Bodice-Busters. #
• @Aeire ADDENDUM: Now that I know what a bodice-buster is, the idea of my grandmother reading them is both creepy and gross. #
• Watching Alton Brown make Pea Burgers #
• @morriquende Wait… really? Thursday? I mean, Thursdays, in general, rock. They are usually my most productive day. but T.G.I.TH? #
• @morriquende I agree. Wednesday’s blow ass. Yesterday sucked the balls of a herpecidic donkey. #
• Hah. Texas has dubbed February 3rd as “Entertainment Software Day” http://tinyurl.com/asnlcm #
• ADDENDUM: I will be taking next Feb. 3rd off as a religious holiday. #
• @morriquende @TheWhaler Thursdays are awesome because of The Office and 30 Rock. <3 Tina Fey #
• rt @fourzerotwo Reviewing some radio-chatter VO we just finished recording for Modern Warfare 2 today. “Cujo Two-One this is Vulture, solid #
• ADDENDUM: I don’t even care that I didn’t get that all. Modern Warfare was one of my favorite FPS’, and the 2nd one better live up to it. #
• I am in the business of pissing everyone off today #
• seriously, if you cherish your #TGITH mood, stay the hell away from me #
• @TheWhaler Did what she thought was right, and I support that. Then outta no-where pashy comes in with the “OH NO YOU DINT” #
• and now i’m the badguy #
• OH NOES I R NO LONGER LJ FRENDZ WIF SUM PEEPS #
• BRB TWITTERING ABOUT DIS #
• @TheWhaler *mod sass* :V #
• @TheWhaler if it’s not apparent, I am being completely ironic. People get so pissed off about little things. #
• ADDENDUM: text based communication lacks voice-inflection. I can see how people get so upset when they read something wrong. #
• @mindofchester @so_clear I had a dream I was fighting raiders in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. NEED MOAR FALLOUT 3 #
• @giovanni Palm Pre? yes please! #
• @giovanni Leaked EOL list from sprint says PalmPre instock on 3/15. Confirm/Deny/No Comment ? #
• rt @otherinbox @otherinbox has _____________________ (please finish the sentence) #
• @otherinbox has: huge….. tracts of land. #
• @otherinbox has: only 10 calories per serving #
• @otherinbox has: a ghetto booty. #
• @otherinbox has: VD. Seriously, double-wrap your junk, dude. #
• @otherinbox has: the illest beats known to man #
• rt @HarperMD OH MY GOD. I NEED ALL OF THEM. SIZE MEDIUM. http://tr.im/epr6 http://tr.im/epr7 #
• @HarperMD I had no idea these weren’t ironic until just now. #
• @giovanni I like you you used the word “confirm” and left out the negative. #
• @giovanni Where can I go to get the most up-to-date information on Pre developement and SDK ? #
• @giovanni you pay my room and board, and i’ll do it. We’ll have some freakin’ genius penguins when I’m done. #
• I type 120 words per minute. Think about that, and imagine what other feats of dexterity my fingers can perform. #nerdpickuplines #creepy #
• while (true) { var q = raw_input(”Will you go out with me?”); if (q == true) { break; } } #nerdpickuplines #pseudocode #laffos #
• Let me search your inbox #nerdpickuplines #creepy #
• I’VE BEEN WATCHING YOUR WEBCAM AND I’VE PAID SO CAN WE GO PRIVATE NOW PLZ? #nerdpickuplines #haha #
• Let me slip on a dns hostmask and traceroute your backdoor #nerdpickuplines #gross #
• @ericaustinlee We love #Fringe It’s X-files, but the girl isn’t as hot as scully, the guy isn’t a cool as Mulder, and Walter’s just awesome #
• @TheWhaler Well I just accidentally the Church of Scientology so #
• @thdpr Whassssssup #tweetbomb #
• @ericaustinlee HULU, We’ll start you off on a classic episode: Jose Chung’s “From Outter Space” #
• @TheWhaler Nah, it’s cool, I bought a #ShamWOW and it absorbed all my thetans. #
• @ericaustinlee Ugh… Double fail #
• @ericaustinlee If you can find it, it’s one of the more “comedic” episodes and is really good, one of, if not, my favorite. #JoseChung #
• @Aeire @wilw Chocolate cake donuts or Blueberry cake donuts for me thanks #
• @Aeire DARLIN’ #
• @netcitizen Canada has an Information Technology Market? I guess they must have a lot of homin pigeons… #
• @wilw I humbly disagree and request that you go soak your head. #
• Overheard@Work: “I was passed out drunk from 2 wine coolers and a shot of rumplemints” #
• @Aeire Upon googling “Black and Tan Ice Cream” I admit that I would be willing to try it… skeptically of course. #
• I pretty much fail at everything I try to do: PROOF: http://tinyurl.com/cu4rxb #
• I have never successfully peeled a banana… until last night: http://tinyurl.com/orethbanana #
• @Aeire Would the last panel have anything to do with the sing-a-longs yesterday? #
• @hamburgers Peanut Butter Cap’n Crunch or bust. #
• @hamburgers not that the flavor matters.. they are all made out of slivers of glass anyhow #
• @hamburgers Oh… Canada. I’m surprised you get cereal. I thought all you guys ate were maple trees and beavers. #
• @whurley Is there -any- news concerning SDK release date? #
• Whoa.. we may be getting our first thunderstorm of the year this weekend. #
• @hamburgers Don’t you mean 12 ounces? Silly canada and you’re units of measure based on the powers of 10. It’s so cute :3 #
• @scarymask wait… where can you watch MST3K? #
• nooo… ieya :(((( #Forumopolis #
• @Aeire I know the feeling, I’ve woken up the past two days with “Caribou” by Pixies playing in my head when I first open my eyes. #
• ADDENDUM: Give me wide, ground to run, and foregone. Let’s me knife; Knife Me Let’s, I will get: What I like… — Caribou! — #
• @SKYTANK has blocked me because I compared him to Hitler. You’d think such a entity would have harder skin #
• My boss’ phone has been going off for 10 minutes. It is also playing “The Final Countdown”. #
• @Fauxhammer I am not sure why you linked me to that. I am both mortified and amazed #
• @Jenniferlaurenh In retrospect, it was pretty awesome. #
• @tangokdesign smoked, eaten, rubbed it on my body, made a tasty smoothie out of… college was awesome #
• ADDENDUM: the subject of the previous post could be a number of things: But the two most likely candidates are Bacon and Pot #
• @e_n Oh.. it’s makin’ a comeback. Just like Member’s Only jackets. Archaic arbitrary measurement systems for the win. #
• @Fauxhammer you, sir, are a genius. #
• BLARG #
• it pisses me off so hard that Adobe removed image ready from CS3 >:( #
• @so_clear i think your keyboard just threwup #
• @e_n I was always partial to Bushels, myself #
• i suggest everyone follows @oreth he’s a pretty rad dude #followfriday #
• @b_glad there’s GOT to be more to that story. #
• @b_glad I would hope that chocolate vaginas taste like chocolate, and not the other half of its moniker. #
• @Jenniferlaurenh #maxipad I can pretty much assure you that you aren’t the first, and will now, not be the last. #
• @elijahmanor I’m a very strong INTP #meyersbriggs http://www.kisa.ca/personality #
• @TheWhaler I hate drama… espescially when it involves a number of people I like being on opposite sides of the argument #Forumopolis #
• @Flap Friday #Tweetbomb #
• @hamburgers Though a trap it may be, a delicious trap is still delicious, all the same. #
• @estebankielbasa @TheWhaler i’m tired of you guys being friends and sticking up for each other. Cut it out. #
• @scarymask what are we talking about? #
• @blurrymystr @neoraven if you ever stop at a Town and Country: Make sure to get one of their Jalepeno Cheese corn dogs. #
• Attention #Forumopolis I’m not in nosty’s clique anymore cause everyone else thinks I’m cooler than him #
• @nosty is like the Butters to my Cartman #
• @Nosty that mix-tape was a gift. I’m keeping it. #
• #Forumopolis jesus christ on a waffle #
• peace im out — #Forumopolis #
• @ericaustinlee yeah… but to open animated gifs you have import as video and do some all kinds of weird stuff. in reply to ericaustinlee #
• Tweeting from #tweetdeck I like it :3 #

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• @tangokdesign Either Boulder, CO or New York, New York #
• rt @tangokdesign If you could live anywhere in the USA where would it be? survey question- writing a paper- Your answer is appreciated! #
• @TweetContest I WANT THAT IPOD AND THAT TWEETBOMB GIVE IT TO ME #
• @SKYTANK WILL HAVE TO FIGHT ME FOR DOMINANCE OF @TweetContest #
• @SKYTANK I CHOOSE SCISSORS, YOU MAY CHOOSE ROCK OR PAPER. WHAT IS YOUR WEAPON OF CHOICE?! #
• @SKYTANK I would suggest ka-blaming @Michael_Bay the dude loves explosions #
• @SKYTANK has defeated me in fair combat. I shall remain, and go into the West. #
• @morriquende #DYM why for? #
• rt @morriquende There is audio of someone punching a baby playing on loop in the room next to me at work. It’s probably the funniest thing e #
• @matt1583 HOW’S YOUR MEETING? #
• @TweetContest How do I better my chances of winning? #
• @tweetcontest 13 #
• #favoldgame I was always partial to the original VECTREX version of TEMPEST :3 #
• Things I Suck At: Ripping a sheet of “Cling Wrap” out of it’s box. #
• Things I Rule At: Javascript. #
• @Dean_life orange chicken for the realzies #
• @SKYTANK Don’t listen to that @hamburgers guy. He told me that SKYTANK is a little wuss and that Mr. Feathers is lightweight. #
• @hamburgers @SKYTANK If my calculations are correct: Potatoes + KA-BLAM = Explosion of Taste #
• @hamburgers I have already done some lab work using this formula. My findings thus far: Delicious #
• @SKYTANK You don’t have to worry about the size of my potato, but more about the capacity of your KA-BLAM #
• @tweetbomb #tweetbomb is trendy. @SKYTANK however, is of the trend charts #SKYTANK FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAH #
• Starting a new trend #hotpockets #
• @tweetbomb my fingers are ready… just ask your mom… she knows what I’m talkin’ about #tweetbombb #
• @tweetbomb You better reward me for pumping your trend #tweetbomb #
• @pepelepew Your Jedi mind tricks don’t work on me #tweetbomb #
• @TweetContest CAN I HAVE YOUR SWEET MAN LOVIN’ INSTEAD? #tweetbomb #
• @SKYTANK Being that you are, infact a tank, one could assume you don’t have skin. As such, what is it that you crawl in? #linkinparksucks #
• @SKYTANK You stay away from my puppy. If you shoot her, I will punch you in your stupid butthole. #
• @hamburgers ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESI– BEAT @SKYTANK ‘S PIDGEON IN A DRINKING GAME? #
• Hey tweeters… is there a way to cache tweets so that I can load up my twitter from last night on my ipod and read them at my leisure? #
• @TheElemak I’m currently dicking around on the forums and taunting @SKYTANK as it’s nearly 5pm #
• @elijahmanor More Javascript, less anyting else #
• New York Times reporting on The Bacon Explosion http://tinyurl.com/d9fflr #baconfuckyeah #
• @hodgman I’m sure you’ve seen it, but this editorial cartoon is kinda =( http://tinyurl.com/dg2nyd #
• @tweetbomb I work for your mom… and she’s pretty huge. So… #
• @omgcorrine Is AIDS funny yet? Cause I found myself laughing at that. #
• @joodlenoodle Ring Ring #tweetbomb #
• @SKYTANK ARE YOU READY FOR TODAYS @TweetContest ? #
• @TweetContest If I don’t win this thing, i’m going to be very sad #
• @tweetcontest 14 #
• @TweetContest 3 #
• @ericaustinlee i’m not sure i understand “muscular” in this sentence #
• @TweetContest Your game was dumb today… dumb like… something that’s really really dumb #
• rt @TheElemak Last night I dreamt about electric sheep… DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS??!! #
• @Dean_life Dude, we uses to snort saline just for the fun of it. #
• Addendum: Have you ever seen “Scent of a Woman” with clear clear sinus passages?! #
• @netcitizen because they DOUBLE like you #
• @Dean_life Do I look like one who discerns between the chemicals he puts in his body? #
• @SKYTANK I get that you like to type in all caps because you think it draws attention to yourself. And it does… but not in a good way. #
• @SKYTANK You’re kinda like a crying baby at a restaraunt. Everyone just feels embarassed FOR you #
• @VyperScorpion HERE I AM. #
• @SKYTANK But how would I receive updates about the status of SKYTANK? No, I think it’s better if my following status remains the same. #
• @SKYTANK You should join the secret society: @VyperScorpion Ninja Murder Death Squad. #
• @SKYTANK is much funnier than @Michael_Bay #
• @TweetContest Tyrannocat #
• @DownWithPants I drive a PT Cruiser… always… unironically #
• @hamburgers How many of the survivors end up agreeing with their original statement? #
• @SKYTANK You know who else spoke in all caps? http://tinyurl.com/2qlw5h #
• @morriquende @wooper Dear QA, You have no idea how many frustrating hours we put into working on what may appear to be “a small issue”. #
• @wooper I’ve got a hotfix for your mom’s pipe >:D #
• @morriquende @wooper Though your devs may seem hung up on code parsimony, they want [PRODUCT] to be as awesome as you do. #
• @wooper It’s actually a pretty small patch =( #
• @wooper Dev’s have a specific way of doing things on screen, so does QA. Often times these don’t match. Which is why QA sees bugs Dev doesnt #
• @morriquende @wooper At the end of the day, devs are thankful for QA. It’s a symbiotic relationship. I miss having a QA department. #
• fuck you dad for all the shit you put us through and all the shit you continue to put us through. #fuckyoufriday #
• Anyone know where I can see examples of online order invoices… withouth having to order something? #webdev #
• @tangokdesign I write code. #
• rt @tangokdesign Can you describe your work in three words or less? #
• @tangokdesign I write computer code during the day and at night i write super-sp[HOMELAND SECURITY HAS MODERATED THIS POST] #
• Guys: I bought Fallout 3 last weekend. It is hands down the most enjoyable game i’ve played in a long long time. #
• #followfriday i’m a member of @vyperscorpion ninja murder death squad… are you? #
• ADDENDUM: @vyperscorpion ninja murder death squad is a secret society… so tell your friends! #
• As a form of therapy, I decided to list all the shitty things that my father has done: These were the big ones: http://tinyurl.com/buvwaz #
• @scarymask do want #
• @SKYTANK I’m feelin’ kinda meh today. Could you KA-BLAM something? It always makes me smile. #
• @tweetbomb are we gonna each bomb ourselves? #
• @HarperMD I’v enever had eel.. What do they taste link? What’s the texture like? #
• @HarperMD over noodles are by itself? #
• @HarperMD Tastiest. Debate. EVAR! #
• @TweetContest 1999 #
• @mindofchester #tweetcontest i stole your answer #
• @wilw #Failure Favorite quote of mine: “In great attempts, it is glorious even to fail.” - Gaius Casius Longinus #
• @mindofchester He was wrong. Way wrong. Dead Wrong. @IKnowCalRipken now owes me $100. #
• @wooper link please #
• @wooper sparklee is the most ironically awesome website ever thank you #
• @tangokdesign Happy Birfday! in reply to tangokdesign #

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