Random Firings for the week of 2009-01-25
- Breakfast: Plantain Cakes and a Coke http://mtile.us/oreth #
- rt @moonshower Peggle on my iPod=addictive. #
- @moonshower #iPeggle my life is now RUINED… thank you in reply to moonshower #
- @webvixn #craigslist it is both the best and worst thing on the internet. If you don’t understand what I mean by that, look at the personals in reply to WebVixn #
- Lunch: 2 bowls of chili (I only had 3 plantain cakes for breakfast… I over salted them and now they taste like frosted butts) #
- Launchy owns peace im out http://www.launchy.net/#download #
- Is football really that big of a deal? seriously… I don’t get it. I never have, I never will. #
- oh right.. dinner last night: uhh.. a small hunk of bread to go with my moderate serving of Hamburger Helper: (Stroganoff) and a Coke #
- Breakfast this morning… a coke, a sweet&salty almond bar and, at some time there after, a banana #
- @tangokdesign We don’t get MLK day off in Texas… cause Texas hates freedom in reply to tangokdesign #
- @tangokdesign you go ahead and joke, but one day the Great Nation of Texas will rise again. :expatriat: in reply to tangokdesign #
- Daily Mail reports today is most depressing day in history. I agree, unless you voted for Obama. http://tinyurl.com/822ac6 #
- ADDENDUM: If you voted for Obama, today is like… Christmas Eve or something. #
- @wooper did your cat just shit all over your keyboard? in reply to wooper #
- sunflower seeds
# - @WebVixn Komodo replaced dreamweaver for me… but then again, i never did the WYSIWYG stuff. in reply to WebVixn #
- @wooper oh… it’s a smile… i thought it was a “ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu in reply to wooper #
- Lunch: hot pocket and a coke #
- Forumopolis is down… I find myself even LESS productive than normal as i click refresh every 10 seconds. #
- I don’t think we are ever going to see a proper Ender’s Game movie or video game. #
- F5. nope. F5. nope. F5. nope. F5. nope. F5. nope. F5. nope. F5. nope. F5. nope. #
- @hodgman @wilw Hooray for internet passive-aggressivites? aggressivists? aggressionists? aggressionismists? lol grammar in reply to hodgman #
- @tweetbomb MLK DAY BOMB WEEEEEEEEEEE in reply to tweetbomb #
- @geektastic Your @tweetbomb dream came true in reply to geektastic #
- rt @hamburgers Internet Explorer, I don’t understand you. Why are you such a dick? #
- @hamburgers If you were the one most people chose to use, you’d be a dick to. Remember your Highschool star Quarterback? in reply to hamburgers #
- ADDENDUM: I do… he had such soft hands… #
- @ajessica #Forums I wrote a python script that just constantly tries to hit the server every 5 seconds and will alert me when they come back in reply to ajessica #
- @hamburgers My Highschool Quarterback was the douchiest douche since vinegar and water came to “Not So Fresh” town in reply to hamburgers #
- @hamburgers Texas doesn’t have hockey. They have football. Ever seen “Varsity Blues”? It was like that but with more douches. in reply to hamburgers #
- ADDENDUM: And less hot teachers stripping for students. I was propositioned by a gay substitute teacher once, though. #
- ADDENDUM THE NEXT: His price wasn’t high enough. It was a Playstation w/ 2 controllers or bust. #
- More sunflower seeds #
- rt @popcap_games Gorgeous sunny clear day in Seattle. Perfect for remembering & celebrating! #
- @popcap_games I don’t give a crap about the weather… gimme moar pegglez in reply to popcap_games #
- @popcap_games when will i have peggle on my itouch and my 360? in reply to popcap_games #
- @popcap_games It is my dream to be able to peggle where ever I am: Bathroom, Board Meeting, Baby Delivery Room… in reply to popcap_games #
- ADDENDUM: Board Meeting? More like BORED meeting… amirite? ^5s plz #
- Forum withdrawal setting in. Speaking in only emoticons now. Boss is getting annoyed #
- #Forumopolis New Status Message: http://tinyurl.com/a55m4573rs #
- @Dean_life Chrome makes this even more automatic. When I open the new tab page, I instinctively click on all my thumbnails in reply to Dean_life #
- #Forumopolis: New update.. this doesn’t look good, guys: http://tinyurl.com/7cs6bo #
- #Forumopolis Newest Update is loltastic http://tinyurl.com/a5ldx7 #
- Happy New President Day, guys! #
- today’s breakfast: same as yesterdays #
- Is there a Krispy Kreme twitter? Let me rephrase: is there a way to plot the diabetes pandemic due to tasty pastries via twitter? #
- Do people really care that much about what Michelle Obama is wearing/who designed it/where it was made? #
- @GWBush IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN. in reply to GWBush #
- I dedicate this banana to Obama. Obamana? Bamama? #
- Way to be classy, America
# - rt @DownWithPants I keep expexting the PA announcer to throw down a “LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!” #
- Is Bush SR sleeping? #
- It’s possible… he’s seen like… twelve of these. #
- blah blah blah blah… just perform a miracle already and get it over with, man. #
- A poem after such a speech is like… playing The Benny Hill theme after “Rose…. bud….” #
- It’s a Citizen Kane joke, people. I swear, some people have no culture. #
- NEW PRESIDENT: SUBWAY SAMMICHES TO CELEBRATE #
- @luv2ride Did your students get the joke? in reply to Luv2ride #
- #Forumopolis dead… once again #
- ADDENDUM: Now that the innauguration is over, everyone may return to their normal lives… peace out #
- @Luv2ride College, Highschool, Junior High, or Elementary? in reply to Luv2ride #
- @Luv2ride You should let them know that an anonymous person on the internet is deriding them for not picking up on less-than-subtle wit in reply to Luv2ride #
- RT: @snapjudge: Hillary Clinton Mouthing Along To Presidential Oath! http://is.gd/gB39 #
- has everyone gotten the innauguration bug out of them yet? #
- ADDENDUM: Cause oreth needs his normal internet back now #
- #Forumopolis is still down. I am now forced to post threads here on Twitter. God Help You All. #
- #Forumopolis [Politics] Obama’s President… now what? #
- ADDENDUM: Doesn’t translate so well
# - #Webcomics I’m caught up on all my webcomics, can someone recommend me some more? I love PA, SMBC, and XKCD. I need more acronyms. #
- @barackobama Welcome to Washington! ( @tweetbomb ) in reply to BarackObama #
- hrm, i just realized how possibly serious sending a @tweetbomb to @barackobama might be. #
- The Only WoW Patch Note That Matters: Players can now open clams while riding a vehicle, sitting, mounted, stealthed, and invisible. #
- @hamburgers how could you forget that? It’s rule #1 in reply to hamburgers #
- @tangokdesign #puppy holy crap that puppy makes me want to cuddle it in reply to tangokdesign #
- @xanzippa @nosty you guys are starting to annoy the hell outta me 55 in reply to xanzippa #
- Buying ShamWoW! helps bring down the Church of Scientology. Would you like to know more? -> http://skepchick.org/blog/?p=5490 #
- I need to watch Starship Troupers again. I loved that movie when I was younger. #
- Addendum: FLIP SIX THREE HOLE! #
- @theelemak @nosty ’s mom doesn’t like my beard… she says it tickles in reply to TheElemak #
- @xanzippa rt @TheElemak Oreth grows his beard in spirit. A Spirit beard. in reply to xanzippa #
- rt @morriquende spent a couple hours last night studying audio files in WoW to decipher if the transport music was a cello or a nyckelharpa #
- @morriquende You have out nerded me. Also: Which one did you decide it was? in reply to morriquende #
- @DavidLJohnston I’d consider changing that picture on the left. It kinda makes you look like a Hogwart’s dropout. in reply to DavidLJohnston #
- ADDENDUM: J.K. Rowling got it wrong.. @DavidLJohnston killed Dumbledore
# - @Nosty I had subway too
in reply to Nosty # - @HarperMD You can do it, man. We’re all rooting for you. Me… Jimmy… Little Pete… Sweet Cheeks McGee.. We’re here for you, buddy. in reply to HarperMD #
- @madmain brought the @tweetbomb in reply to madmain #
- @HarperMD #FAFSA always.. ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS… in reply to HarperMD #
- @HarperMD I do not believe so. If you don’t go to school, you don’t get the financial aide. They’ll have a surplus; Everyone loves surplus in reply to HarperMD #
- @kenfoldsfive right here lol in reply to kenfoldsfive #
- @morriquende I was too, until i realized that the Palm Pre is going to be out soon and it’s gonna stomp all over the iPhone in reply to morriquende #
- @Dean_life it’s tagging.. gives things a quick reference. Instead of typing out “In reference to Dungeons and Dragons” you can go #D&D in reply to Dean_life #
- I had never had a meal so bad it pissed me off until tonight. #
- @nosty who t he fuck is this guy? in reply to Nosty #
- @tangokdesign Being honest here, that’s the first item you’ve linked that piqued my interest. I wonder if the wife would like it… in reply to tangokdesign #
- rt @tangokdesign Be Ironic & Funny this Valentine’s Day http://tinyurl.com/5thog4 #
- @tangokdesign i was specifically talking about the old amusement token necklace. I -really- like that in reply to tangokdesign #
- Jukebox The Ghost has an album called “Let Live and Let Ghosts” it is the most enjoyable album I’ve listened to in recent memory. #
- @ericaustinlee speaking of mad worlds, you need to see Southland Tales. It’s written by the same guy who wrote Donnie Darko. It’s quite: o.O in reply to ericaustinlee #
- rt @HarperMD A bunch of nerds are freaking out http://tinyurl.com/6clyuc No seriously guys, Dark Knight didn’t deserve best picture #
- @HarperMD qft in reply to HarperMD #
- rt @irshppldrnkalot pfff, Eastwood snubbed, more importantly The Dark Knight was snubbed, wtf Academy? <– lollin’ at dis #
- At Gearbox software doing some software testing #
- Fuck you @popcap_games , You guys just announced Peggle for iPhone to be released soon-ish. YOU HAVE RUINED MY LIFE. #
- ADDENDUM: and Peggle on 360? YOU GUYS ARE WORSE THAN MY CRACK DEALER. #
- Clarification: @popcap_games just announced they would be releasing Peggle for the iphone/itouch in “The First Half of ‘09″. #
- @DownWithPants I don’t see that being a problem #
- @DownWithPants ADDENDUM: I would gladly sniff your fingers, sir. #
- rt @DownWithPants My hands smell of liquid smoke and sea salt and it won’t go away #
- The snozberries taste like shit! #
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