neuroncollision

• Late to work. It’s our 5th anniversary today. Didn’t want to get out of bed. Just wanted to lay there and cuddle. Alas and alack. #
• @estebankielbasa don’t take that shit from them, man. You assert your self as the dominant male in the vicinity. Pee on something. in reply to estebankielbasa #
• @HarperMD My father is a southern baptist minister. I’ve been down that road with him too many time. I always end up being condemned to hell in reply to HarperMD #
• @estebankielbasa there are plenty of people willing to patai for you. in reply to estebankielbasa #
• @estebankielbasa Man, i’m sorry to hear this shit happening to you. I hope you get outta there soon. in reply to estebankielbasa #
• @estebankielbasa remember… Eat the children first. They have the best in reply to estebankielbasa #
• @estebankielbasa meat on their bones in reply to estebankielbasa #
• My e-smoke came in last night. It’s like smoking the future. #
• @ericaustinlee It’s great to hear you guys are rockin’ the British Isles so awesomely. Merry Christmas, you guys. in reply to ericaustinlee #
• @wooper welcome back to Texas. Your Dr. Pepper and burritos have been waiting for you. in reply to wooper #
• @estebankielbasa this entire episode has been riveting in reply to estebankielbasa #
• side note: is riveting the correct spelling? #
• David Bowie really pumps my nads. #
• @wooper freebirds is your new god in reply to wooper #
• @estebankielbasa here’s hoping the rest of your holiday is not nearly as eventful in reply to estebankielbasa #
• @shinmeko damn… sorry to hear it in reply to shinmeko #
• Driving to Midland. Molly barfed in the backseat. #
• Wal-mart… Day after Christmas. Valentine’s Decor is up. Vivaldi and Pacelbel are playing on the instore PA. I re-iterate: I hate America #

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• @hodgman i just ran out of eggnog… ffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu in reply to hodgman #
• @wilw i, along with a group of friends, have before. The outcomes were… less than stellar. in reply to wilw #
• @wilw I had a dream last night that you invited me to a BBQ. You spent the entire night twittering and making me cook you hamburgers. in reply to wilw #
• @wilw Your motto in life might be “Don’t Be A Dick” but in dreamland it’s “Cheeseburgers: Do What Ever It Takes” in reply to wilw #
• @wilw PLEASE MISTAH WEATON DONT KEEP US IN SUSPENSE, MY PANTY LINERS JUST CAN’T TAKE IT NO MORE in reply to wilw #
• in case i haven’t mentioned it, tweeting from Launchy is pretty rad #
• Molly decided to go running about the time I decided to go to work. I now have mud all over my pants. DAMN DOG. #
• @wooper that baby is fuckin’ hardcore. in reply to wooper #
• I got the wife a set of M:tG 10th Ed preview cards. We played last night. The urge to blow cash on pieces of painted cardboard is rising… #
• I’ve received 6 emails telling me people are now following me. This means I’m getting attention even when not actively seeking it. #
• Man, if they had had twitter when I was a kid, I wouldn’t have so many “no-one loved me as a child” issues. :ermm: #
• My e-smoke went to shipping status last night.. I hope it gets here before next wednesday. #
• @wilw The Final Countdown, you say? ONLY THE MOST EPIC VERSION EVER PERFORMED BY MAN AND MACHINE: http://tinyurl.com/45k8xw in reply to wilw #
• 75 degrees is not Christmas Time weather. I miss Colorado. #
• @wilw i F5′d many times.. no change. in reply to wilw #
• @wilw oh wait.. there it is… Neat! in reply to wilw #
• @wilw i love twitter. It lets me have a completely one sided conversation with you. It’s kinda like you’re pretending to be my father. in reply to wilw #
• @Dean_life you take that donut, man. And you eat it. Because you are a winner.. And that’s what winners do. in reply to Dean_life #
• I have an AWESOME weekend planned. Tonight, On The Border with the wife. Tommorrow: Wes Anderson Marathon. Sunday: George Romero Marathon. #
• @Dean_life the office is full of fudge and nuts and baklava and.. and… man, i can’t think. brb diabetic coma in reply to Dean_life #
• @marcipan Your transgressions against all fungal-kind will not go unnoticed. in reply to marcipan #
• THIS SUNFLOWER SEED TASTED LIKE PEE #

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• As much as i love http://soma.fm , after listening to 320 bitrate mp3s, it’s kinda painful #
• @ericaustinlee i loved her pictures… in reply to ericaustinlee #
• wootoff… again… already. #
• MY WALLET CANNOT HANDLE THIS #
• BLARG I HATE Y OU ROOMBA FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU #
• @marcipan oh hai in reply to marcipan #
• @marcipan this sounds like a good plan. Enjoy. in reply to marcipan #
• @wilw Leverage was an amazing show. It’s on my DVR for weekly recording in reply to wilw #
• @hodgman Anychance I can get a signed copy of Twilight? That would be the most ironically awesome thing ever. in reply to hodgman #
• @ericaustinlee which flavour? in reply to ericaustinlee #
• @wilw Not to be a purist, but: While 4e is fun.. it’s -not- Dungeons and Dragons </nerd> in reply to wilw #
• @wilw jealousy flows through my mortal veins in reply to wilw #
• MCDONALDS EGGNOG SHAKES!!!!!!!!! #
• @Jenniferlaurenh WHY DO YOU HATE CHRISTMAS? in reply to Jenniferlaurenh #
• @hodgman … apologies for the over used meme: SPICE MUST FLOW in reply to hodgman #
• @Jenniferlaurenh just do what these g uys did.. and make it up as you go along (i’m the fatty) http://tinyurl.com/6zfxy7 in reply to Jenniferlaurenh #
• @wilw mad skillz, yo in reply to wilw #

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• @cwboyer #Vay are you kidding me? I’d double play that game. in reply to cwboyer #
• @JenniferLaurenH Yeah.. you aren’t alone. I dated a document 11.31.08 this morning in reply to Jenniferlaurenh #
• I fucking love sunflower seeds. I endorse David’s brand. #
• @wilw I used to work for 9-1-1. There was a tape of a guy who had removed a testicle because of a gender disorder. I doubt that helps any. in reply to wilw #
• @wilw #911 ok… agreed in reply to wilw #
• @wilw If you’re going for truly dynamic… O’Relly’s jQuery in Action is fantastic: http://tinyurl.com/6o73o7 in reply to wilw #
• @wilw Thank you, Terd Ferguson in reply to wilw #
• @ericaustinlee awwwww… andi…. in reply to ericaustinlee #
• @wilw before @pvponline shut down his forums.. the first time… there was #pvponline on irc.magicstar.net stop by sometime in reply to wilw #
• @hodgman dude.. i’m tryin’ to sleep and my phone keeps going off because of your tweets… Chill, aight? in reply to hodgman #
• BLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGG FRIDAY #
• @xanzippa yay my very own tweet in reply to xanzippa #
• @wilw once again, our hero is burned by the in reply to wilw #
• man #

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